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Buy her recharge cards dude.

If she keeps refusing your advances despite this, find out who her mother is.

Send her mother 10 recharge cards in an envelope. Include your picture % phone number in the envelope, and let her know that you are the man asking for her daughter's hand in marriage. Leave the rest to mama to complete the task. Thank me later.

I know you're slim? Really? How do I know and when did we have that conversation?
Do we live in the same house? Wear the same clothes? Mba
Before babes think say you don hitch me
As for cheerleading, you chickened out because you couldn't handle the demands
The cheer squad needed a babe stronger than you that's why you weren't chosen. Weak
You told me burgers are your favorite. You eat Burger 5-days a week.

Wetin I go chop tonight o
I'm hungry
Starving like a student
I'm Broke
got no food
Not feeling well

I might be better off rolling over n going to sleep

Is blah blah the best response you could come up with?
What kind of ant is biting you on the head

You probably quit because you are no longer in shape.
Eating too much fat-burgers?

ROFL ain't that some shit.


That would be a horrible sight to see

Interesting theory indeed. Of course there have been moer than a handful of people who have at some point in their lives chosen to be gay but later decided go back to being straight again.

Google

Homework

Fucking Annoyed Dude.

Hate going to sleep mad.


Whatever!!!

lol tope sorry o

Try catch am wen she no dey look

LMAO of course your goal could be to become a bicycle-wheel repairman. You would still get dates (see TOPE and co), just not the upper-class babes.

posakosa:
lo fi oko ha ara e ni idi, ko pa enu e mo.

lol jamisi ni mo ma pe si e.

Una still dey toast

Yeah eldee, I understand your point. We are talking about just getting dates. Those guidelines would suffice, seventeen-year-old or not.

If you want more from those dates, it's up to you to get with an ambitious go-getter babe that can groom herself; otherwise,
the cost of maintaining her high-maintenance profile will fall squarely on your shoulders.  If you ain't got the cash to keep her looking sexy and posh, she will bolt for the next man.

Those aren't the kind of women I would bother with if I want a serious relationship.  It's a highly-priced lifestyle that is difficult to maintain and I would much rather spend my money on other amenities. LOL

F YOU C K O M F G DUDE

This class is officially getting on my nerves for 3 lame units. Some professors do too much, I swear.

I guess poster's grouse is that traditional wedding in igboland is a money-suckling scheme ?

Has this been confirmed?

Abeg just be confident, decent-looking or presentable, and have a goal for your future.  I think that alone will get you more than enough dates.

posakosa:
sharraap dia, onijogbon!

tubabie:
Bawo lo se n se e?
Se won o ra toys fun e ni igba ti o kekere ni?

emi ma kon sere ibile wa nitemi ni o
abi o fe ka fi owo sowo po ka jo ma se ere owo?

posakosa:
sharraap dia, onijogbon!

egbon mi atata awonriwon, dakun lo joko le sho

pangolo siga, iya dudu jombo. ti ko ba jombo a je pe iwo lo jeba jeba ti o fi ya igbe dudu.

lmao i have it stashed away in hardcopy somewhere. i don't even use the darned thing anymore. haven't coded in a while.

and don't forget to FLOSS !

Heck, get a deep-cleaning done too while you are at it.

Use PERIDEX !!! Worked for me when I used it.

Yea yea yea it's usually like that, but there are exceptions to the rule.

There have been celebrities (high maintenance for the most part, as we all know) who randomly walk into restaurants and end up dating average/par girls they met at the restaurants.
Some celebs even find love on twitter.

When will this Obama-Syndrome stop

Laughs very hard


The law of periodicity

Gongo Aso -Nice

Peace out Isner. The guy tried.

My question still is that, how does a one-time, two-time or even ten-time sex equate to the amount of trust you put in her? How does it balance up with the love you have/had for her? How does it measure up to scale with how much you 'spent' on her (not like this matters)?

If you ask me, it's not worth it. Lots of men have trusted women in the past and in the end, got hurt. Did the sex they have with these women subsided the pain and the agony? Sex doesn't really mean or guarantee anything in a relationship; it's just mere funfair and that's about it.

I know, right?

All this overrated hype over sex.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=320518.msg4499838#msg4499838 date=1252359870]Lawd have mercy , i see acid dragged u here [/quote]YES YES YES YES YES!!!!! IT WORKED.  I think I'm gonna e-gasm

topup:
Hi,

I want you to know that you were not singled out, your story is not rare, but it is unique.

I know that I am against abortion and I am sure the baby is very much due soon, since I doubt all this happened a month ago.

I want you to keep hope and faith, both in God and in yourself, never expect God to make all your decisions for you, as he has given you wisdom which you are free to use. From stories like this, I know that I will never sleep with my fiance, never, not until we are married.

I just want to say that this pain is great but believe me, I know women who are married with children to men who threathen their lives and they live unhappily, but for the sake of the children and the pretence of a perfect union.

I want you to accept what has done and not to dwell on the bad choice of mate, after all he 'respected' the fact that you were a virgin, but then slept with you before marriage, I mean, I'm not sure which part you played in that, but that was a sin also, I know you have been a 'good' girl like you said, but being a good person goes far much more beyond keeping your virginity. Becoming one of God's favoured children takes much more than not sleeping around. I am not judging any religious commitments you may or may not have had, I am merely saying that what has happened has happened, your goal should be forgiving yourself.

He was cruel, so cruel he had to run away.

Most people learn their lessons through heartbreak from simple relationships, but it seems to me that this might have been your first major relationship, he took you for a ride.

I mean people are always warning us about how women are so cynical and sceptical of men these days, doesn't this serve as an example? Well, I believe that you will not make the same mistake again.

Okay, the child, it all depends on you, what you believe you should do, you should listen to your heart and use your God given wisdom, after all we are humans and we rarely know the perfect or even right answer.

If you have decided to keep the baby, you might like to move with your family for now, it is so embarassing to our culture how a woman in your position can be looked upon so shamefully yet, all those video women are looked at as being attractive and sexy, independent & modern women. You no longer have anything to be ashamed about, he should be ashamed, maybe it's because he is not there to be ashamed that the emotion has been transfered to you.

If you have the baby, he/she now becomes your priority, and he should not be a child of burden, maybe your mother could help you look after your baby. You are not the only woman who this has happened to, leave justice to God, you needn't place a curse on the guy (considering you are a true believer of justice through the end means - God).

In time, all the awful deeds that man has done will catch up with him.
You're in my prayers. . .

What are your biggest worries right now??

This is amazing.  Now let me go back and read it.

I don't know where to begin or how to end it.

Topup please I need one of your sermons, where are you?

Thank You Daddy, for everything.


Daddy please stay with me. I need you in my life.

Matchbox 20 - Unwell