₦airaland Forum

Bigcake:
As an event planner in which i am, the following breakdown shld see u thro in an average nigerian marriage. Tradition marriage plus payment of dowry and sundry expenses will gulp N450k. Note dat most homes do handle everyting in the trado, in such a case consider urself lucky because d expenses on entertaiment will not fall on u. But to be on d safe side budget atleast N450k. For white wedding propper, this is d breakdown, wedding gown N40k to N50k, wedding ring N30k to 50k, cake N30k, drinks n food N150k, reception venue like field is usually cheaper N20 to 30k. Dj N15k, decoration N50k if in an open field, if in a hall N70k. Reception hall N120k, compare dat wit a field. Souvenir N20k note dat u cld be supported by friends wit more souvenir. Mc N10k. Programme N15k. Note dat people will volunteer to assist u in some gray areas which i hav not listed here. If u need more info on dis and hw to help u plan a cashless wedding anywhr in Nigeria, contact me on 07068613908 EKWERE JNR. Wish u well Bro.

Wedding planner pls when last did u plan a wedding? Cos these your figures are way below average. I think to help this person u shld also specify what the figures can actually get.

lalasticlala:
*A man, whom the Chadian military say they have taken prisoner for belonging to insurgent group Boko Haram, is seen in Gambaru February 26, 2015. The Chadian military nicknamed the man "the Butcher". Niger, Cameroon and Chad have launched a regional military campaign to help Nigeria defeat the Boko Haram insurgency, which aims to carve an Islamic emirate out of northeastern Nigeria.

*2 A boy, who the Chadian military say is the son of a Boko Haram fighter the Chadian military killed during battle, stands next to soldiers in Gambaru, February 26, 2015.


3 A man suspected of being a member of insurgent group Boko Haram sits tied up in the field base of Chadian soldiers in Gambaru, February 26, 2015.

Source :
http://mobile.reuters.com/slideshow?articleId=USRTR4RFZ0&irpc=932

Never again!!! God please continue to protect our troops and bless the mothers, fathers, wives, sisters, brothers and children of these gallant young men for sparing their loved ones. Never again in our land!!! God bless Nigeria.

UrennaNkoli:
Former Fist Lady Mariam Abacha pictured with her billionaire Cameroonian son-inlaw and husband to Gumsu Abacha,Mohamadou Bayero Fadil...
Source

Wow! This woman don age o.

Jerrygotswagg:
This was one of my best game I love playing whenever I come back from school... I love this game so much. How many of you played this game while you were young if you didn't I guess you didn't have enough fun in childhood days ...

Ahh!!! Table soccer. Never really understood it, maybe because I was a girl, but my brothers played it die!!! The good old days. My childhood was definitely awesome!

I thot Ade would be a pilot and not a doctor with all those his super man moves. Anyway I guess he changed his mind after he broke his arm. And u mean Eze is just a graduate? He should have gotten his Master's degree by now o. Am happy for Edet, maybe I shld move to Calabar too.

Nice one.

fabulous660:
It is with great pleasure that I wish to announce to all those people who completed their primary school education in Nigeria and not in France that there have been some improvement in the primary school sector....

But if you were born in the indomie generation maybe this will not make any sense to you.

*Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?
*Simbi is now a mother with two children.
*Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a Marine Engineer.
*Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
moved to Canada. *Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. *Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a graduate.
*Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a
politician.
*Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano.
*Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country.

Wow!!! what a great medium to recall those days of "Macmillian English." We all had them off hand. Spirit of primary school days, but if u don't know all dis den u are part of indomie generation...
Source: self

okwuosho1:
So lovely.Two can play the game.

President Jonathan took his wife Patience Jonathan to the gym.

That is a way of keeping fit.

Source: http:///iJlLO4

with all that make up on her face?

seseannie:
Pls advice me house. I and my boyfriend of 2yrs have fixed a date for our introduction nxt month. And I jst gained admission for my masters programme in another state. I travelled on sunday so that I can start the registration process only for me to come back today n see two used condoms in a nylon inside d kitchen. So many things running in my mind now. I am thinking of quietly quitting the relationship or should I confront him?

My dear 2 years of ur life with this guy is not a joke and I don't think its something u shld just wipe away like that. You need to talk to him abt what u saw (mind u I don't want to use the word confrontation, because at the end u may not achieve any result with that). Start by asking him if he ever invited any friends over with female partners whilst u were away. Based on his response u tell him what u saw in the dustbin and ask to know what happened. Now being a man, he might most likely deny it (they usually do even when caught red handed). But tell him exactly what u expect from ur marriage in terms of respect and fidelity. And both of u shld reach a clear understanding on this & be on the same page. That doesn't mean he won't cheat on u o when u get married (men are just like that, they think with their dicks). Walking away quietly doesn't solve the problem cos u'll always wonder whether u made a mistake or not and secondly at this stage of ur relationship, u must be able to communicate without fear with ur boyfriend as that is one of the keys to a successful marriage. In d event that he did cheat on u and asks for forgiveness, pls forgive him and move on with the relationship cos d devil u know is better than the angel u don't know. Moreover like I said initially u've spent 2 years together & he has initiated moves to formalise the relationship. But if this continues u may decide to review ur agreement.l have been married for 16 years, have seen all sorts in my married, but my hubby & I are still very much in love with each other. Finally, pls commit ur relationship into prayer. All the best.

MooreWays:
. Let's be constructive in our criticisms. I live around this area and the flood u see is man made. Pple dispose refuse mostly containing polytines and plastic products (pet bottles) into the drainage, builds bold offs on the drainage systems around that area. Check one of the pictures, u will understand what am saying. Its part of our responsibility to take good care of our environment.

There is no drainage on this road bros. I live around there too.

UncleJudax:
We are too demanding? Why do we like mocking ourselves?
Obviously, there are no drainages there, and doing that will not require evacuating anybody. Make una de fear God o.

On point o. No drainage on Akowonjo road. Anyone there was done by the landlord.

kelvine:
For real ? Eko oni baje

For real o, this is my area. This has been the situation for years. APC has not done anything herte for us o. That's why we need CHANGE.

simplemach:
Nawa ooo, small girls of nowadays. Dem don go use nyash kill dis old man for nothing now.

lwkmd

dealslip:
Buhari is only slightly better than GEJ is some aspects such as security because of his military background, asides that, I dont see what he is going to do differently about the economy, infrastructures and corruption. To make matters worse, he is surrounded by corrupt individuals mostly from PDP. This people cannot milk Nigeria dry under PDP and then crossover to APC to continue the looting under another name. APC is lies all through and through. Buhari is the only positive I can point too in that party and so cannot help Nigeria in anyway. Apart from the rumour that he is sick, he is also old. Ruling a state at that age is strenous not to talk of a complex and volatile country like Nigeria. Nigeria is a strategically important nation in the world, we cannot afford to hand it over to hyennas and jackals preaching lies and change at the same time. To be honest Fashola is actually what gave AC any shot at recognition, Tinubu is only riding on the job Fashola did in Lagos to baptise himself as the change agent and opposition, as a governor he didnt do much himself, half the time he made a lot of noise and fought OBJ, the civil servants, sold many of Lagos state property to himself and cronies, installed family members in strategic position and owed the pensioners for three years. Ogun, Oshun, Oyo states didnt experience any significant change till date. AC became a bride because Fashola made little progress which to me is still below the pass mark. The lies that brought APC together will definitely split them. Imagine Atiku, OBJ, Tinubu, Amaech in one camp. this is greed personified. This is disastrous for Nigeria. The likes of Tinubu, Amaechi are already eying the juicy areas where they can start feeding their greed. Buhari is not exactly a bad guy but APC is definately is Achilles Heel.

God bless u, God bless u and God bless u. Totally on point!!!

Burger01:
Buhari is smarter in every sense of it. GEJ looks like a thief in that uniform

He definitely does not!!!

niceprof:
good luck girl by 2019 you will be graduating with a first class and those who judged you by your age will be baffled at how transformed your world would have become.
whim God have blessed no man can curse.

That is if she doesn't graduate before 2019. The girl fit use 2 years do university finish.

kodded:
LOL
SHE BE Einstein ?

She is a serious genius o. Chai! Where I dey when God dey share this kain brain?

gratiaeo:
May thunder fire that evil man call Mbadinuju. Thank God Anambra was rescued from his evil plan

Infact may thunder fire him over and over again. The bloody idiot that almost ran our beloved Anambra to the ground. Look at the fool talking about justice and yet he owed teachers for about 3 years in Anambra when he was a governor. Clueless idiot. God is gradually sanitazing PDP.

gratiaeo:
May thunder fire that evil man call Mbadinuju. Thank God Anambra was rescued from his evil plan

intact may thunder fire him over and over again. The bloody idiot that almost ran our beloved Anambra to the ground. Look at the fool talking about justice and yet he owed teachers for about 3 years in Anambra when he was a governor. Clueless idiot. God is gradually sanitazing PDP.

Mzflexydeeva:
good to know. You've been quiet so I tot. To draw you from d kids a bit.

Not really. Have made a few posts.

extremelygolden:
Teach her. My uncle did same and today his wife is a very good cook.

It's really not a big deal. If u really loved her in the first place you would want to where all you know with her and vice-versa. Even though I could cook a little b4 I met my hubby, he still taught me a lot about cooking and specifically how he liked his food prepared. Today he boasts that nobody cooks as good as his wife. So pls don't break up with her on the basis of that. However I have a little problem with or issue of PUSHING HER AWAY. If u ask me o, I'll say I detect some abuse coming from you in this relationship at some point in time and u need to seriously start working on it. Now if or girlfriend had put up this post instead of u, I wld ask her to jejely pick up her jigida and run for dear life b4 she end up with an abusive man. However with Christ old ways can become new. Add some prayers to or counsel seeking. Wish u & or babe all the best if she get liver to continue with u.

lonzo:
Photoshop

Terrible Photoshop at that.

Mzflexydeeva:
Cacali, how r u & d kids?

We are very fine thank you. Appreciate your asking.

SuperModerator:
GEJ said before the end of his first term, we will have constant power supply

Now, he is saying in 2 years time

His minister for power Chinedu Nebo said having constant power supply is not possible in the next 6 years.

Who is fooling who

Nigerians are gullible sha

Of course there won't be constant power till the next six years, when they sold those companies to pple who are almost clueless abt power generation and distribution. And they approach power generation companies like mine to assist them in generating power and the worst part is that they have connived with NERC not to give us off-grid licence so that we are forced to do embedded generation and work with those crooks. God dey look all of them.

TippyTop:
I hope Buhari accepts the results sha, no hanky panky this year, this is not 2011.

Exactly o!

Omexonomy:
Durring the collection of PVC i saw people coming all the way from gahna chad niger and mali comming to collect PVC claiming they are from kano yet they do not know how to speak awusa. If the authority are listining they should come to alaba international down to badagry to call this people to order.

In the former area where I lived, we always thot that the guys that fetch water for us were Hausas, till one day a Hausa man spoke Hausa to one of them and he could not respond, that's how we found out that the were not even Nigerians.

boynigeria:
keep telling yourself that and have sex only when u need to reproduce
do u think we need a confide of marriage to do that(reproduce)
if sex is only for reproduction whats the point of marriage then...we can always do it like animals if thats the case
or do u think God doesnt kn what he is doing making it pleasurable

Helloooooo could u go back and read from the begining?

Indifferent:
Spiritully speaking, sex in marriage is meant for reproduction. Can MouthAction bring reproduction? No. Can anal sex bring reproduction? No. So spiritually speaking they are not hygenic.
Let me quickly add also, that practicing only missionary style of sex is the reason most married people cheat cos they can't go all adventorous with their christian spouses. There other ways to enjoy transaction, while inserting the right ATM card in the right machine.
Consult camsutra pls

I don't understand the hygienic part. But we have moved away from the fact that sex is only for reproduction. That's another reason for cheating, when u don't get enough of it. Because if you limit sex only for reproduction, you are then talking about have sex only about 3-5 days a month when the woman is ovulating. Please sex is an expression of love between a man and his wife. Though anal srx is out of it for me, however and wherever they choose to do it (with a little decency for the sake of others) is really their business. If u are consulting kama sutra, be ready to see anal sex as an option.

ThankGodEdeh:
How is this related to your earlier assertion that OBJ never allowed crises during his administration?

Pls go back and check, the assertion was not made by me.

ThankGodEdeh:
Did I just hear you say he never allowed crises during his administration?? Please, Go back to your history book if at all you went to school in the first place.

Did Obj not magically rise to d position of military head of state when Murtala Mohammed was assassinated. Did he not magically rise from a common prisoner to President in 1999. Was it Jonathan dt brought the problems on his predecessors? Abegiii!!!

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!

Rapmoney:
Ok aunty. I hear u. Just a case of diverse opinions

Better!!!

illicit:
why do you crawl at night, can i join u? lol, happy sunday

Happy Sunday or whatev er is left of it to to u illicit. I crawl at night cos during d day I am either occupied with work or my kids. Nite time is when I really get d chance to really do anything social media. Pls feel free!