₦airaland Forum

IAMTHEHERO:
Let's thank GOD ooo. They didn't fight ooo. May be, it will be inside the presidential jet. Their fight go sweet because they are of the same size.

el-rufai respects the vp as a prof and follows him about to learn some more. What you don't understand is that el-rufai is too hardworking to be bothered abt the opinion of broke niggas

nice

First, the SGF goofed.
Second, the SGF's representative goofed.


somebody is about to get transferred

murphyibiam15:
that is the definition of fanatism if u dont know....stop typing what u dont even know.

the key word is "excessive". The level of abhorrence to blasphemy that may appear as "excessive" to other religions is merely "basic and fundamental" in islam. That is why views are relative.

Its okay...


The issue is that you see dogs and cute.

You see dogs as masculine and firm.

You see dogs as obedient partners.

No man will ever be attractive to you.

Truth is, you are now possessed by the dog jinn which you caused when you started exposing your nudity to the first dog...No MAN will ever be attracted to you..it is just what it is, neither will you be attracted to any man.

The solution is simple. Lock yourself in a room, get a very good earpiece or very loud speaker. click on this link and get yourself free exorcism courtesy of islamic deliverance. Repeat this for a whole week and find yourself free from the evil jinn.

http://www.quranaudio.info/2011/08/ruqyah-by-sheikh-abdul-rahman-sudais.html

Dottore:
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul

Lol..get used to it...it's gonna be there for a looooong time.

You accepted it when you insisted on commenting on a purely islamic thread. Islamic threads are purely for muslims so as to avoid inter-religious provocations as was witnessed in the past. Unlike other religions, muslims hold very sacredly and take very seriously any insult to God and His holy prophet ... a feature many wrongly judge as 'fanatism'.

Lalasticlala, ocholi is the Justice Minister in waiting. Do the needful

James Ocholi single handedly donated a modern court building to kogi state judiciary when he was appalled at the condition. These are people who know what they want....unlike those who will rather wait for election periods.

Cool

rexmozee0167:
IBB wear canvas ontop babariga!

calm down..he is still recovering.

lalasticlala, is this true?

for real? didnt jonathan campaign there in 2011 and 2015?

Someone is feeling inferior here.

lalasticlala, is this true?

seunmsg:
I don't know if he was invited or not. But the constitution is very clear that all his audit report should go to the National assembly. Beside, the Auditor General does not take direction or orders from anyone.


Section 85 (5) The Auditor-General shall, within ninety days of receipt of the Accountant-General's financial statement, submit his reports under this section to each House of the National Assembly and each House shall cause the reports to be considered by a committee of the House of the National Assembly responsible for public accounts. (6) In the exercise of his functions under this Constitution, the Auditor-General shall not be subject to the direction or control of any other authority.

Please stop misleading the public. The school of thought that believes interpretation of the constitution should strictly remain in the purview of the judiciary are clearly justified. You only quoted section 85 subsection 5 without quoting (if at all such exists) the part that bars the Auditor General from presenting his report to the President, finance ministry, FAAC or NEC.

For the benefit of doubt, in the course of house-keeping and budgetary planning, the president and finance ministry reserve the right to make due, total and comprehensive consultations to relevant agencies including the judiciary, the bureau of statistics and the Auditor General's office. I specifically mentioned these three organisations for you to appreciate the fact that although they must be independent bodies, the president still has every right to consult them in the course of national planning.

The section of the constitution you quoted only gives credence to the independence of the Auditor General's office in carrying out his job of AUDITING.

No one has breached the constitution and thanks for your observation albeit wrong.

"You wake up one morning to realise an army of soldier ants marching through your bed room...what will you do?"

Verily in this little parable are potents for the Nigerian Army.

The Hint

Your room is Nigeria
The soldier ants are boko haram boys

You see soldier ants marching through your room, you wonder where they keep trooping out from.

You wonder how many they really are.

The foolishness in killing them randomly is that they scatter and spread around your room.

The foolishness is trying to destroy them all is that they never end.

The foolishness in blocking their path is that they create multiple additional paths.

Is this a tricky or daisy situation? Is there anything dodgy?

Not at all. Every Nigerian family in this situation knows exactly how to handle the soldier ant challenge.

We know what to do...

Do It Before It Is Too Late.

[size=2pt]Cc:Lalasticlala[/size]
https://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000r9.jebboQLM/s/750/011749-01.jpg

Please be fair in your views.

Not for your sake, but that of the future generations.

let us rise above ethnic differences and call a thief a thief

The heat generated by the relocation of the command headquarters from Abuja to Maiduguri has been the major source of discomfort to the BokoHaram sect.

The fact that there cannot be two captains in a ship has caused the BH to lose ranks so badly that they have decided to push back in rather clandestine manner.

The new strategy is to commence suicide bomb attacks in Abuja until the command HQ is hurriedly returned to the Nation's Seat of Power while allowing them more time to regroup and fortify themselves. Food and water has become a challenge in the boko haram enclave, they are gradually losing it.

Permit me to request that the Nigerian Army should remain unshaken and undeterred in the face of cowardice provocation while ensuring that the seat of power and other vulnerable regions in the country are highly fortified.

Also, severe action must be taken to provide maximum security for all Prisons housing BH suspects....in the absence of any negotiation, BH may be forced to take the bull by the horns and free the captives themselves.

Cc: Lalasticlala

deadZONE:
One has the qualities and qualification
a leader is to have, the other is total
blockhead.... a disgrace to Nigeria
a barbaric blood thirsty occultic lunatic.
why would the pope see a man that wears
one cloths everyday.... i have never felt shame
being a Nigerian until BUHARI was elected.

respect the elderly that ye may live long.