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Jarus:
2010.
Working in Lagos. Seriously searching.
Managed to get one lady I met at a wedding few weeks earlier give me appointment to come see her in Ilorin.
Booked a 6pm Arik flight to Ilorin on a Friday.
4.30pm, I hadn't finished my work in the office. My boss was still around.
Can't afford to miss my flight for the Ilorin appointment.
Left my system on in office, pretending as if I just stepped out to grab a snack on the next street.
Hopped into a bike from VI to Ikeja airport to beat rush hour traffic and make the flight.
Still got to Ikeja late, around 6.30pm. Thankfully, the flight was delayed to 8pm.
Got to Ilorin like 9pm and settled down.
Appointment with the lady next day at an eatery and she was doing yanga. Barely spent 30 minutes.
Parleyed with a couple of guys in her neighbourhood and heard some not-so-good tales about her.
Together with the way she reacted at our short meeting at an eatery, I got angry.
Missed flight back to Lagos on that Saturday and there was no Sunday flight to Lagos. And I had to go to work on Monday.

Took late for me to go back to Lagos by road as it was like 5pm already and I dont like night journey.
Headed to bus garage in Ilorin and got a bus going to my hometown, which is just 45 minutes drive to Ilorin so I can pass the night there and continue the Lagos journey early in the morning on Sunday.

In the bus from Ilorin to my hometown, saw this quiet, well-dressed beautiful lady sitting in the seat after mine.

Couldn't interact with her in the bus as we were on different seat rows. Determined to alight anywhere she alighted, even if in a town before my hometown. Thankfully, we were both going to same town but she alighted at a bus stop before mine. Needless to say I also alighted at her bus stop. She entered a shop to buy an item (a walking stick for her indisposed mum). After much pestering, and with the intervention of the shop keeper who pleaded with her to oblige me, she gave me her number.

The rest is history. 10 months later. She became my wife. The colleague that covered for me on the Friday evening I sneaked out of office to Ilorin, was my best man.

oh!! Awwww..... Why am i teary...

Missyannie:
We went to the same primary school. But he doesn't know me. I knew him because he was so popular in school then years later he slide into my dm and the rest is history.

hmm..

MrCEO69:
guy you just broke my heart, I be Wan even say hi, mk I know if I fit get internship for NASA

i swear the fall hand oo

Austineva:
don't worry. Am here sweetie. So, wen can we go on a date?

let's go on a date, if you don't mind....

3mmyz:
We met at NASA.

It was a cold and partly humid that day, i felt cold and a bit hazy. I was newly employed there as a Software architect and had been there for 8 months and one very beautiful Lady being a Data scientist and a very dedicated colleague had chosen to offer me her leather jacket. At first i refused acting all manly and saying that i was totally fine but she declined my refusal and was persistent in convincing me to get warmed in her leather jacket.

I ended up wearing the sweater jacket and then she went out of her way and complemented my appearance in it. Saying i looked like An African Commando and that I'd make a good actor wearing a leather jacket. She sounded very brave and i was deeply swollen with the compliments, partly not because they weren't true but because a Lady i greatly admired had dawn down praises on me. This was the first time we had a conversation that lasted over 5 mins with chuckles and grinning faces exciting the atmosphere.

The next moment was way shocking for her. I told her she'd make the perfect wife. Based on her commitment, kindness and honestly towards her co-ops and me in particular. She in turn said that I'd make a good baby daddy. We both laughed and exchanged contacts

Six months later, we're yet to meet in reality because all I've been doing is wish that these stories happen soon enough. Thanks for stopping by, her name is Melody.

wtf!!! . I was just about to type awwnnn....

Logobenz:
BMWs are not as reliable as the Merc.this is a known fact!
Too many gadgets and gizmos to fail.especially the 5 series with steptronic gear
No one hypes something for no reason!maybe you just love to hate mercedes

ok

biosilicon:
1.5million available for car purchase. Ignoring maintenance cost.
But highly considering reliability (just put fuel and top correct oil. Hardly breaks down) and performance (high acceleration. Balanced high speed cornering. Plenty horsepower). Which of these cars would you buy? Or which other car would you buy?
1) 2005- 2008 bmw 3 series AWD
2)2004- 2009 benz E class AWD
3) gazzuzz personally used lexus rx300 with 260k on odo.
4) 2005 - 2008 Audi A6 AWD
5) gazzuzz personally used infinity fx35

Abeg oo by gazzuzz used i mean well maintained nigerian used.

bro, go for number 1 since you are buying a Nigerian used...... The way naija handles benz no be for here...

biosilicon:
That is your opinion. It is appreciated. However I beg to differ on the bolded. For instance, People have already praised the benz on reliability are you saying it cannot perform?

you judge based on hearsay, but through experience,if you don't customize benz you don't enjoy it..... BMW beats Benz performance wise... Nigerians just love hyping benz...

Vulcanheph:
This dude just scored brace..
He is a legend.
(Someone help me with that meme that says "Ma Nigga "

..

Even rigging wont save Bello... Is it Inec staff he has not paid salary that would rig for him??

Marbella003:
I have a main account but I decided to create this one to post this in order to avoid embarrassment or reveal my identity.

I got married 4 years ago to my husband. He was in his 40s and I was in my 20s. The age difference between us has never really been a problem as we are both educated, well spoken, have similar personalities and share a lot of interests, and as a result we mesh well. My husband is a very caring and thoughtful man. This is one of the traits that made me fall helplessly for him, along with his intelligence and fun personality. I will not reveal anything pertaining to kids as this might punch a hole in my wall of anonymity.

I've lleague but I know s I still have his social media info and occasionally stalk him(yes I do). I'm so conflicted. I don't know what to do.

immediately i read the bold part i knew it........

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Fadedvoices2:
Kiddo, all Middle East countries are still Asian countries . There’s no continent called Middle East

alright oldster, just like there is logically nothing like south south, i used 'middle east' to differentiate between the arab world and traditional asian countries i never said it was a continent on its own......

Sometimes read through the lines, you would get a deeper meaning....

Dont be quick to antagonize, it would take you a long way...

Jayslicky:
I can't wait for the day corrupt politicians in Nigeria will be given this same treatment.

I look forward to the day the Nigeria will offer something so special to the world, where a citizen of Nigeria would be absolutely proud and faithful to his/her father's land.

a revevolution os coming bro..... Do not be caught off guard..... Sage while you can....


#UFN

RTSC:
How would they suffer?
They have invaded two countries in Middle East and they didn't suffer.

Are you going to invade the most powerful nation in the history of the human race?

they were successful because the arabs betrayed the persians.......


The wouldn't try nonsense in Asia, Vietnam is an example......

An you can imagine they were only there to exploit the asian Opium market

RTSC:
They were Syrian forces with Russian mercenaries.
They were not official forces from the Russian federation.

And the US pounded them to finish with airstrikes to the extent that 300 of those Syrian forces and mercenaries were killed and none on the American side.

Moscow was furious, but they couldn't say or do anything.

http://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/24/world/middleeast/american-commandos-russian-mercenaries-syria.amp.html

jave ever heard of 'disavowed'




Aside from that bro, take Nigeria for example.... Imagine USA arming igbo youths and niger Deltans to actualize Biafra and then on the other side are openly supporting the Internationally recognised Nigeria, how would you feel??

Jokerman:
Lol... Russia will stop America??

Una don start una mouth again....

bro Russia would keep stopping USA from their divide and conquer strategy

RTSC:
If America really wanted Assad to leave so desperately, Russia can't save him.

The US would plant troops there and it's game over, because Russia cannot in their wildest dreams attack US forces.

The US was not prepared to go all the way.

bro any rubbish in the middle east Americans would suffer..

Jokerman:
Lol... Russia will stop America??

Una don start una mouth again....

is it a new thing??

post=77994089:
OH BOY, SEE AS D ARMOUR TANK MARCH DEM LIKE SARDINES, And they kept on throwing stones in the midst of the shootings!!

DIE HARD!!

lol, thats no tank.... Its an APC

TechCapon:
If not for Vladimir putin who's backing this tyrant Maduro, Donald trump would have given him the Gaddafi treatment. Putin is the problem not even Maduro. Putin always supports the worst dictators

putin supports them to stop Americas influence........ America can't and shouldn't control everyone

samsard:
The west will eventually find an excuse to overthrow the man.

exactly...

mediaNGR:
You are this, You are that Your lies is getting too much

bro he is writing a story na

hisexcellency34:
Why can't they beg China for assistance in the area of electricity?

beg ke??... We have resources to use as exchange for their services, but you see all the old politicians up there, i don't know who their advisers are..... Very unintelligent set of people

Op i ised my ftc to do your job for you.. Be kiaful...

Congratulations...

Any feat no matter how small deserves praise...

Na wa ooo, see face.... No need to judge the matter.. Just castrate the mo'fo

demmy1981:
Second picture: in Saraki's voice - Less than a month to leave senate and hope i won't be in and out of court cases cos immunity has ended.

lol, heard from a source he's getting ambassadorial role, bro is going international and if this is true, baba remains the smartest politician alive....

TheFacelessMan:
Yeebows and claiming sha

lmao, i am not igbo