₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
My worry is how close the lady's hair is to his Nose and Mouth.
We all know how many weeks these people go without water touching their hair.

TheFacelessMan:
No one. Valar Morghulis.

wristbangle:
Take a chill dude! As at the time I quoted him, it wasn't included it was a reference story which I believe he later updated his comment.

Also, he knows I am only joking with the smiley sign I included at the end of my comment. You only ended up disgracing yourself with your comment. If you are hungry, let me know so I can help you. Regards,

TheFacelessMan:


I remember when i was about to be arrested by SARS for "unlawful loitering"

I was watching my team Arsenal at a viewing center.


I had bet salary on them winning Derby County yet the useless oafs conceded an 89th minute goal.


0-1 !!!!! My world dissolved in tears.

How do I face my wife at home? No foodstuff to eat! And my boss? He had borrowed me 500k and was becoming impatient.


I had buried my head in my hands when i heard the whine of a police siren in the distance.


"HEY YOU!!!" I lifted my head up and i saw magic for real.


The center that had been filled to the brim 10 seconds ago with over 100 smelly youths had cleared out totally. This was ABRACADABRA for sure

"You are under arrest" The shorter of the 2 SARS guys said, grinning at me "Unlawful loitering" he added.

In a fit of rage coupled with frustration, i flipped the table up, plates and bottles flying everywhere

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I had had enough, i had nothing to lose

I screamed and i broke 2 bottles on my head, one after the other.

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The SARS guys looked at themselves, and then at me with gaping mouths


I saw magic for the 2nd time. One of them must have broken Usain Bolt's record running away.


To be continued...…..


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

TheFacelessMan:
Episode 11 - Poor feedback. I liked it personally

Gforce2019:
Deltan and thief they are 5 and 6

Trust Delta people to your own peril

masseratti:
One girl just told me about a jamb tutorial lesson owner somewhere in nyanya mararaba Abuja... The man is sleeping with nothing less than 4 girls in the lesson, have being pestering her to tell me the name of the lesson she refused she was like the girls doing it must have liked it because they kept on going back told her the girls are more or less minors and they are victims even if they enjoy or consent, the man is still taking advantage of them, the parents put them under his care to teach not to PHUCK.

justscorchone:
RIP to the innocent girl



But I’m curious


How do girls die from sex,especially since it’s one man

Godsgift7837:
You buy a car for your girl, ,another guy buys fuel, That's division of labour.
You buy her clothes another man removes them, That is seperation of powers.
You pay school fees for her ,and another guy pays rent, That's combined bussines.
She tells you she is not ready for sex, whilst another guy drills daily, That's Satanism.

xoftcore:
I don't expect Nigeria special forces to be using akm's

mikeeze:
Tragedy about to happen.

How did we get to these level Nigerians?

If it would bring a revevolution, make e kuku colapse

chloride6:
EFCC ?
Car theft?

I am not understanding..

Someone should supply me an appropriate meme..

shuttox:
What do I gain by assassinating someone??
Would that make me happy?

Oigeje:
;Djamb are not ready yet. I think it is high time they go back to paper and pencil test. My experienced at Ike ogun polytechnic was not but a horific nightmare, the registerd candidates more than their requirements non availabilities of systems. So we have to sit and waited for our co candidates to whom we are writing exam the same time to finished and give us chance. And when we started with more than an hour left the system log out automatic and I was able to solve just 3 subject. The bird should do something about it this not fair with an hour plus a system just log out the chairman should lunch an investigations into this

Sasquatch:
Oh, isn't it for all MTN lines because I was thinking about getting a new sim today but don't know if I should go for airtel or MTN?

henrygold100:
finally glo yakata don do there thing finish. they use to gv me 4gb on 1k sub, buh now it's only 1.6gb plus 500mb for the 1k airtime u recharged. I know other network/plan do better than dat

nnadychuks:
So these are the weapons boko haram wield and they'll send the army to fight them with ordinary Ak 47 or Fal. This makes me believe that boko haram is sponsored by someone very rich

Built2last:
I am a Christian and I believe this is possible. Christ said we will do better than He did.

I believe in Miracles God does.

My only question is why do most Miracles these days only happen with the 4 walls of these churches. Why doesn't it happen on the road, in hospitals or elderly people homes.

What do I know.

Remember dake pastors exists because there are real ones. Anywhere you see fake. It means there is original somewhere. There are still good pastors serving God and highly anointed

KingsleyBuubba:
If abuja residents do this one make I die!!!

Sunofgod:
See his rapist's face self..

MistadeRegal:
Have you ever watched US Soldiers take this kind of exercise? Then you'd ask yourself if they're getting these ammunitions for free or what? No. They don't get them for free but they took national defense serious. An American Ammunition manufacturing factory produces 1million ammunitions per hour.
Nigeria is no longer supposed to rely on arms importation but rather manufacturing. Nigeria is old enough to have defense factory. Nigeria is old enough to have it's own design of military hardwares and not always about importation but what do we have? Shared defense funding.

Ralphjoe:
I recently got a job at a company and there is this girl, that is my colleague in the sales department, we've been close friends ever since I joined the company to the extent that even her best friend there is jealous of our friendship.

The crux of the matter is that am beginning to have a crush on her and it's eating me up, am kind of afraid to let her know of it because I think it will affect our friendship.

What do you guys think I should do here, should I go ahead and let her know about my feelings for her or should I just keep it to myself. I want a matured and reasonable advice. thanks guys.

tolugar:
Technology keee

They now think Nigeria is PS4 game or nitendo


To stop yahoo boys , press A+B +Enter ....



Someone shld PLEASE give me an example of technology that can replace weapons

Kennydoc:
I quoted the guy who made a post about states that are more popular than their capital cities, and that's why I Included Nasarawa there. Nasarawa is much more popular than Lafia. Same can be said about Anambra and Awka.

saggis:
Akpa amu..... Why not write the same for Kano(Kano state), Kaduna ( Kaduna state) Lagos( Lagos state).


You did not even differentiate Enugu from Enugu state.



"Enugu is more popular than Enugu" is a daft statement.