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AutosRe: ***Pre-Order Your Dream Car -USA & GERMANY. Exact Costs - No inflated charges*** by calabardick(m): 4:31pm On Nov 02, 2015
kakakibuy:
The quoted price doesn't include clearing. It includes shipping and gets it to Lagos Port of entry. I'll confirm clearing from the agent and revert back to you.
Okay, am waiting...
I appreciate
AutosRe: ***Pre-Order Your Dream Car -USA & GERMANY. Exact Costs - No inflated charges*** by calabardick(m): 3:34pm On Nov 02, 2015
kakakibuy:
$23,000 to Lagos port of entry. Buying and shipping. This exact one pictured here.

kakakibuy@hotmail.com

WhatsApp below.
thanks for your response, including clearing?
AutosRe: ***Pre-Order Your Dream Car -USA & GERMANY. Exact Costs - No inflated charges*** by calabardick(m): 2:48pm On Nov 02, 2015
kakakibuy:
Fellow Nigerian/Nairalanders, welcome to 2014 smiley !
Do you need a used car directly from the USA or Germany? I can get you exactly what you need - The best car at the right price. Have you found your dream car online in any of these countries? Send me the online advert link and leave the rest to me.

US CARS:
1. www.autotrader.com
2. www.cars.com
3. www.carsforsale.com

GERMANY/EUROPE:
1. www.autoscout24.eu
2. www.mobile.de/?lang=eng

If you can't go through the trouble of searching, tell us the car you want and we'll do the rest.

Let the countdown begin.
P.S - Are you a car dealer in need of a supplier/partner? Give us a trial today and we are convinced our low administrative fees still leave enough room for you to make a decent profit.

For private users, you'll be amazed at how much you'll save.

Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

AutosRe: You Are Welcome To Cotonou Clearing And Forwarding Home!!!!!!! by calabardick(m): 2:47pm On Nov 02, 2015
mrmaterial:
You are welcome to cotonou clearing and forwarding Home, Am Mr WALE, am an expert into buying and clearing cars from cotonou down to any where in the state. we help numerous people to buy cars,process the Custom duties and cleared them to their door step. All you need is to place your order and your request shall be given a proper answers.
we welcome any form of questions and enquiry and all your question will be treated properly.
Am always at your service!!!

You can call: 08088807715, 07068108530

Email: walesulax@yahoo.com
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

AutosRe: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by calabardick(m): 2:43pm On Nov 02, 2015
hassrash:
budget 1m/1.1m for camry 2001 wit duty papers
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

AutosRe: Nigeria's most wanted Cars! Only affordable prices! by calabardick(m): 2:43pm On Nov 02, 2015
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

AutosRe: Classic Autos Available In Cotonuo..See Pictures of different cars i bought. by calabardick(m): 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2015
HiliaryAutos:
Thanks for your time.with the budget of 21m will land it to your door step including with the original custom duty,Hope to hear from you soonest.
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

AutosRe: Buy Your Cars At Cotonu At Cheap Rate by calabardick(m): 2:41pm On Nov 02, 2015
GodspowerAutos:
Godspower Autos Nigeria Licensed Custom Agent.Dealer of all kinds of SUV,CARS,TRUCKS.ETC.I Help people buy cars,buses,trucks and SUV directly from cotonu and do the original nigeria custom duties without stress.only a sincere,serious and ready to purchase importer or buyer should contact me.
Contanct me for the best,clean , and low milage cars you want.
Get your choice of cars in an affordable price from cotonu.
07062624936, 08164586580
Please don't call me if you are not ready for business.
We award discount to any importers and buyers who purchase any CAR,SUV,BUS and TRUCK within 2000 to 2015 model.Your service and satisfaction is our consign.All CARS,BUSES,SUV,and TRUCK of your choice available for pick up.
Godspowerautos@gmail.com
Hope to hear from you,thanks.
: 8 shocked : cool[ cool
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

Jokes EtcRe: When Your Village People Sit Near You In Exam Hall by calabardick(m): 1:43pm On Nov 02, 2015
imagine the rubbish that made front page?
Autos2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 LT Needed Urgently by calabardick(op):
We urgently need a 2010 Chevrolet Express 3500 (Extended) LT
V8, 6.0L, Petrol Engine, Factory tinted, Factory fitted A/C, etc

Please drop you price, details, pictures (if available) and contact for negotiation

Thanks

PoliticsRe: Udom (pdp) Or Umana (apc) - Akwa Ibom State Guber. Online Polls by calabardick(m): 7:34pm On Nov 01, 2015
kodded:
Lolz only ungrateful akwa ibomites will vote for apc after enjoying fruitful years with pdp in the states
don't forget to mention assasination and kidnapping.
PoliticsRe: Chronicles Of Pdp's Bloody Attack And Attempt To Frame Up APC [akwa Ibom] by calabardick(op): 6:26pm On Nov 01, 2015
ikombe:
Una never chi chum chin grin
we don chi enough chum chin for akwacross

johnwell:
power drunkards everywhere, I don chi chum chin bro, Uyo is hot
Real power drunkards, Nigerian politics na war, walhai


PDP ..... Power to the Drunkards
PDP....... Blood shed
PDP....... Thuggery
PDP....... Cultism
PDP....... Rigging
PDP....... Forgery
PDP.......


add yours please, PDP too much for naija

PoliticsChronicles Of Pdp's Bloody Attack And Attempt To Frame Up APC [akwa Ibom] by calabardick(op): 6:11pm On Nov 01, 2015
Although PDP propaganda machinery only recently reported him dead, Akpapan has reappeared to tell the world his story and name those who attacked him. He pointedly debunked rumours that he was attack by APC thugs and that he is dead.

Mr. Nsikan Akpapan, could barely sit up because of grave pain from deep slash sustained in his forearm, and other injuries to his legs and torso, nevertheless he kept denying the false report that he was attacked by APC thugs on Saturday 24th October 2015 along Edet Akpan Avenue as claimed by PDP propagandists, insisting that those who attack him on that fateful day were PDP members as the car they drove in had PDP stickers on it.

Narrating his ordeals Nsikan Akpakpan stated, “I was coming back from my business that evening and all of a sudden a car with PDP stickers on it parked in front of me and the occupants approach me and started harassing me with annoying questions.
“So as I was trying to defend myself, they brought out a machete from the boot of their car and for three times tried to machete my head but I managed to escape by God’s grace as they only cut my hand because they were more than me”, he revealed.

Speaking further, Akpakpan queried “I wonder why PDP are attacking me for supporting Umana Okon Umana as the governorship candidate of APC in the state”, and stressed that no amount of intimidation will deter him from supporting Umana to become the governor of the state.
He told our reporter that his treatment is courtesy his brother, adding that he could not make complaint at the Police Station since there is no fund to pursue the case if it goes to court.
He advised the state PDP to put their house in order and stop blaming its woes on innocent people and attacking them, noting that Akwa Ibom people are tire of PDP and are ready to embrace change that is taking place all over the country now.

PDP in Akwa Ibom state has a penchant for covering up bloody attacks on suspected opposition by its members. Its sixteen years in power has afforded it highly organized machinery to explain away assassinations and other politically motivated killings by framing up others.

On May 6, 2014, the corporate office of Obong Soni Udom, the patron of Ibom Democratic Network, IDN and Director General of Obong Umana Okon Umana Campaign Organization, in Uyo, the State Capital was invaded by the gunmen in search for Udom but left without stealing anything.
The incident was linked to assassination attempt motive which the State Commissioner for Information and Communications, Mr. Aniekan Umana, strongly disagreed, dismissing it as armed robbery incident. Curiously, within days, the hoodlums involved in the act were arrested and paraded by the Department of the State Service (DSS) in the state as armed robbers few days after the attack.

Similarly, following the slaying of a chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Albert Ukpanah, the family of the deceased accused Governor Godswill Akpabio of attempting to distort facts of the murder and the continued imprisonment of his only son, Odudu.

The eldest daughter of the deceased politician, Uduak Ukpanah, on several occasions described statements credited to the governor on circumstances of her father’s killing and subsequent arrest and imprisonment of the only son without trial as “grave allegations, insinuations, half- truths and naked lies.”

The governor, who earlier voluntarily confessed to have given the deceased N2million before the murder later accused the son of killing his father despite Police report, which clearly stated that the death was politically motivated.

Also, some weeks later, the PDP denied having a hand in the assassination of deputy Speaker, Obong Okon Uwah, just before the 2015 elections despite open and repeated threats given by its leader and then governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio, that anybody seeking elective position without passing through him will die.

Incidentally, soon after the gruesome murder of former deputy Speaker, Obong Okon Uwah, by persons identified as PDP thugs, the same Commissioner for Information and Communications, Mr. Aniekan Umana, immediately released a press statement claiming that the state lawmaker slummed and died during his consultation visit to wards in his area.

However, Police report later countered this false claim, listing suspects involved in the murder to include a serving PDP Vice Chairman of Ukanafun, Mr Effiom Abai, who allegedly led the murdering squad that assassinated Rt. Hon. Uwah.

source: http://www.naijaleaks.org/index.php/chronicle-pdps-bloody-attacks-attempt-frame-apc-aks/

Foreign AffairsRe: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by calabardick(m): 3:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
oluwabolar:
your father is lowkey Gay... Go ask ur mother.
see this pig, who was talking to you? you should even be ashamed of your useless self, disgust thing.... go to hell, idiot
AutosRe: Cars Successfuly Imported From Cotounu And Delivered With Proofs(photos) by calabardick(m): 2:08pm On Nov 01, 2015
God bless you for your transparency, we need your kind in the automarket, I wish you a successful business.

Please how much can I get the following Machines

Chrysler 300C (2008 - 2010)
- SRT8 6.1 Hemi wagon


Dodge Charger (2008 - 2010)
- SRT8 6.1 Hemi


Mitsubishi Magna TW (2004 - 2005)
- Verada AWD or VR-X AWD

AutosRe: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ brand New 2015 Bombardier Global 6000 Model (PRIVATE JET) by calabardick(m): 1:09pm On Nov 01, 2015
OP, happy sales

My client is in urgent need of this jet, but the condition is that you have to deliver it to their private airstrip located at Northern Sambisa, I will sent you the coordinates as soon as you accept the deal, Looking forward to your response.

Signed
Head Logistics
Sambisa Groups
+234-8333666999
FamilyRe: Dear Parents, in whose care have you left your child? Pics! by calabardick(m): 12:19pm On Nov 01, 2015
lilmax:
And when she starts practicing it, then they will come up with "lesbianism is normal and natural "

Nanny? I don't blame her I blame the idiotic mother aka career woman, smh
Idiotic career woman indeed!!!
RomanceRe: Name That Girl On Nairaland You Will Love To Have A Date With by calabardick(m): 4:53pm On Oct 31, 2015
onila:
aww thanks boo

I wanna also taste some calabar dick wink

calabar guys rock
oops! grin grin cool cool
a trial will definitely convince you
PoliticsRe: The Border Patrol Aircraft Of The Nigeria Customs Service (photos) by calabardick(m): 4:51pm On Oct 31, 2015
but this is not for border patrols, helicopter is best suitable for border operations
RomanceRe: This Is The Guy Who Impregnated President Obama”s Daughter Malia by calabardick(m): 3:47pm On Oct 31, 2015
ah, but I thought his children are lesbians?
RomanceRe: Name That Girl On Nairaland You Will Love To Have A Date With by calabardick(m): 3:34pm On Oct 31, 2015
onila

grin grin grin
FamilyRe: ... by calabardick(m): 3:10pm On Oct 31, 2015
chei
PhonesRe: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by calabardick(m): 2:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
all4naija:
That is for the reason MTN has been lobbying behind close door to prevent them from coming in. There is an urgent need to tell the Zulu telecommunication company to leave because it is not following the rule of law of the country.
Trust NCC marriage with MTN, if not the fear of GMB, am sure NCC will do their normal backdoor transaction. I thank God baba has flush away most of the corrupt comedians.

Let's just wait and see the outcome, I pray it should not be news as usual.
Christianity EtcRe: 144 Virgins To Organise Birthday Party For Olumba Olumba Obu In Calabar by calabardick(m): 12:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
PDPwayoo:
virgins don suffer........................... Olumba dey find virgin, Boko Haram dey find virgin, Yerima dey find virgin tongue. EVEN OGA PROFT. MOHAMED HIMSELF looking for virgin.

I never fvcked virgin in my life; Im sure there is something special in that blood stain.
ekpe, virgin na high comodity, them suppose appear for stoch market sef

LOVEGINO:
Virgin.
Ok Virgin.
See as pple dey halla!
They most be 11yrs and below.
11 ni, for cali 11yrs fit get masters for fuckanising


Etizz:
There's no such thing as 144 virgins......... Majority of d girls are hole
bros hole? oh no, if you see hole for calabar, maybe na alum hole, bro na pit and well full that region...

PhonesRe: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by calabardick(m): 12:05pm On Oct 31, 2015
Tbliss12:
Bros forget it, nobody is INDISPENSABLE!! If MTN moves out of Nigeria today another network will EMERGE and even better.
not so easy brother, many have applied for license to come in but our ogas ate the top joined hands with the 4 cardinal networks to deny and delay their license...... as GEJ
CrimeRe: My Exploits As Car Snatcher —Ghanaian Truck Driver (Pictured) by calabardick(m): 11:56am On Oct 31, 2015
igbos..... empowering crime in nigeria since 1700

Foreign AffairsRe: "Even Satan Wasn't Gay,........." Mugabe On Homosexuality by calabardick(m): 11:27am On Oct 31, 2015
IlekeHD:
This is so dumb, but watch Nigerians celebrate this ediocy.

1. Did Satan approach Eve for sexual satisfaction?

2. Does he mean that any man that approaches another for manipulative purposes is homosexual?

3. Was Adam homosexual?

4. The Bible was written by King James and his cronies.

5. Christianity is not an African religion.

This man should invest his energy on developing African economically.




@the miscreants quoting me, do you know your fore father's gods? Your native religion? Did Jesus ever step into Nigeria? Did your forefathers record any disciples in Africa? So finally the crusaders came with their guns and bible to tell you about this "God" while they took the rich resources in your land.
see mumu, see anus fvcker
your madness no get cure,
now answer these or thunder will strike you:
- was your father married to a man?
- were you in a mans' womb for nine months?
- was it a man that gave birth to an error like you?
- were you breast fed by a man?

Your are a disgrace to humanity, your birth certificate is an apology note from the condom factory.
PhonesRe: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by calabardick(m): 11:15am On Oct 31, 2015
psucc:
It's now a payback time for mtn for all the ripoff on Nigerians.
how much is your worth? how much do you load on your phone? wait let MTN go you will see the consequence
Christianity EtcRe: 144 Virgins To Organise Birthday Party For Olumba Olumba Obu In Calabar by calabardick(m): 11:04am On Oct 31, 2015
144 virgins are assembling in Calabar?

hei, maruwa, abeg carry me go AKTC park
HealthRe: Risks Associated With MouthAction by calabardick(m): 10:18am On Oct 30, 2015
mysticjack95:
still searching for the risks associated in that post............if you've seen the risks click shares.......if not hit like abeg....

CrimeRe: Father Sleeps With His Two Daughters, Impregnates One Aged 12 by calabardick(m): 12:05pm On Oct 29, 2015
ZuzuMan:
....Like this grin grin grin
hahahahaha victory at last

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