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RomanceRe: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by calabardick(m): 10:59pm On Nov 19, 2015
OP, which encyclopedia did you get this? I need a copy of this article sharp-sharp!
you make sense guy, cool cool
PropertiesRe: 4 Bedrooms Flat In Uyo (with Air-conditioner) by calabardick(op): 10:36pm On Nov 19, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Cows Ran Into A Bus At Ilesa-Ibadan (pictures) by calabardick(m): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2015
and this rubbish made front page? drunken mods on duty!
CareerRe: I Work With A Dead Man's Certificate: I Need Help..please HELP A Nlder by calabardick(m): 2:29pm On Nov 19, 2015
Nigeria, home of signs and wonders.............. why won't she return your ring? only god knows if that noodle in between your legs is not borrowed too, abeg no blame the poor girl, make she run for her life
RomanceRe: Big/fat Girls Need Love Too by calabardick(m): 10:34pm On Nov 18, 2015
vooyour:
so I saw this post about how sleeping with fat girls is not good. child please! I'm a fat girl with big boobs. I never had a problem with getting a man. I definitely never had a problem in the bedroom. why do people insist on making this an issue? I know I'm beautiful regardless of my weight. I mean really, why is this a problem? I know we have our preferences, but you don't have to bash us!
The best you can ever have is the BBW, I love them big,
My grand pappy used to say if your gonna get you a woman get you a big one there worth more by the pound. Boy was he right! Not only do they cook clean and do everything better in the bedroom . There down to earth and caring. It is true once you go bbw you won't go back.

They are sweet, funny, loyal, down to earth, easy going, Hot freaks,trustworthy,and FEELS so good inside!!

when you pull down a bbw's panties, her ass pours out of there like a wheelbarrow full of wet cement. I like to bend them over and smooth out their dimples, then fill them in with my curdled love spackle. BBW beaver is at least a few degrees warmer than any skinny chicks clam. a bbw will blow you dry and then make you an omelette that she will eat half of if you don't watch it.

they are no-go-area for lazy dudes

Any BBW out there? Holla me babe!

Jokes:
they keep u warm in the hamattan
shade in the rain

neither me nor my dog like bones with no meat
TravelRe: Yet Again, Trailer Falls On Vehicle. (images) by calabardick(m): 5:09pm On Nov 18, 2015
some nigerian roads are just a highway to the grave...
ProgrammingRe: URGENT: Advance School Management Software Needed by calabardick(m): 4:55pm On Nov 18, 2015
DonaldGenes:
whats's your budget like before we can jaw-jaw
how market
RomanceRe: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by calabardick(m): 4:45pm On Nov 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
Number 2 is the sure way to go. cool
A cheating girlfriend deserve no respect from any man.
i feel you brother, group 2 is the confam group, any man that yields to a ladys' apology or tears after cheating on him is a learner.

among them, we have the Esthers, Eves, jezebels, delaila, etc......
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by calabardick(m): 10:12am On Nov 15, 2015
Proudly Akwa Ibom.....

Akwa Ibom edaka-eda!!!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Queues Worsen Across The Country - PUNCH by calabardick(m): 8:26pm On Nov 14, 2015
Reference:
140 in Obudu yesterday.
I keep on asking myself.... but how long will this great country continue like this?
PoliticsRe: Fuel Queues Worsen Across The Country - PUNCH by calabardick(m): 7:54pm On Nov 14, 2015
rozayx5:
200.naira a liter in uyo

300 in calabar
you are right my brother, I buy 150 today, yesterday was 180 in some places
RomanceRe: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by calabardick(m): 7:46pm On Nov 14, 2015
Explorers:
Kissing has many names; Lip-locking, puckering up, Suck Face and First Base are among a few. No matter what you decide to call it, kissing is something we all enjoy and is one of the best parts of falling in love. Kissing can make you feel desired and special faster than anything else in the world. There are different kinds of kisses and the way a person kisses you can let you know the kind of feelings the kisser has for you. Experts even believe that kissing can determine your relationships fate. Scientists say that couples that are good at smooching have healthier relationships. Kissing can tell you many things about your relationship if you just pay attention. The lips are our bodies’ most exposed erogenous zone. Our lips are filled with nerve endings and even the lightest touch can make us feel wonderful. Kissing is connected to the part of our brains that sends out sensory information; it sets off neurotransmitters and hormones all across our body and that has a strong influence on the way that we feel, as well as think.

source: http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-popular/12-things-you-didnt-know-about-kissing/

http://listverse.com/2014/09/03/10-curious-facts-about-kissing/
cc: dominique
Op, come let me kiss you, am longing for your kiss! grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Woman Arrested For Trying To Sell A One Week Old Baby In Lagos (pictured) by calabardick(m): 12:55pm On Nov 13, 2015
this is why i use to warn guys to be careful with angel looking, holy, born again sisters in the church, covering their ears with head tie, you never can tell the department of hell she came from.

i refused to fall a victim, any man that marries such woman is doomed, when payback time comes the entire family suffers for her evil past and, remember, He (God) is a respecter no man, whatsoever a man soweth (saint or sinner) so shall he reap.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Married Woman.. by calabardick(m): 12:06pm On Nov 11, 2015
rexkexmilan:
WTF is "Whtapp"huh

Is it another App for chatting, Like Whatsaaphuh undecided.
PoliticsRe: The Set Stage Of The FEC Banquet Ahead Of Cabinet Swearing In by calabardick(m): 12:02pm On Nov 11, 2015
jaykaylegend:
Fine place
Meanwhile;
American Relationship. 1st day=Date 2nd day=hug 3rd day=hug again 4th day=kiss 5th day=long kiss 6th day=sex Nigerians Relationship. 1st day=Toast 2nd day=Toast 3rd day=Toast again 4th day=Agree 5th day=Date 6th day=Tried to hug but failed..... 7th day=hug 8th day=Tried to kiss but failed.... 9th day=kiss 10th day=long kiss 11th day=tried to have sex but failed 12th day=tried to have sex but failed... 13th day=tried to have sex but failed again 14th day=RAPE!!!!!!

CrimeRe: Sister Blinded By Brothers In Family Crises - Graphic Photos by calabardick(m): 5:52am On Nov 10, 2015
all because of money
ComputersIntel 6 Core I7 990x PC Urgently Needed by calabardick(op): 11:11pm On Nov 05, 2015
I urgently need a complete system with the following specification....
Processor: Intel six core/12 thread core i7 990x 3.46GHz

Memory: 24GB

SSD: 160GB

HDD: 1TB

Optical Drive: DVD Super Multi

VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 460 (2GB), with DVI-I Connector x 2, mini-HDMI Jack x 1

Media Card: 15 in 1 media slot

LAN: Gigabit

USB: 2.0, Front & Back

OS: win 7, 8, or 10

VDU: 42"

08111713333

johnwellconsult@msn.com
Technology MarketIntel 6 Core I7 990x PC Urgently Needed by calabardick(op): 11:06pm On Nov 05, 2015
I urgently need a complete system with the following specification....

Processor: Intel six core/12 thread core i7 990x 3.46GHz

Memory: 24GB

SSD: 160GB

HDD: 1TB

Optical Drive: DVD Super Multi

VGA: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 460 (2GB), with DVI-I Connector x 2, mini-HDMI Jack x 1

Media Card: 15 in 1 media slot

LAN: Gigabit

USB: 2.0, Front & Back

OS: win 7, 8, or 10

VDU: 42"

08111713333
johnwellconsult@msn.com
NYSCRe: Ogun State Corp Members Decamped For Sexual Activities. by calabardick(m): 1:20pm On Nov 04, 2015
Mathicks:
LMAO
Of all the places available, it's Maami market they could find . . . where soldiers move about at night. That married woman hasn't just been decamped; she has also been ''de-married''.
BTW . . . Ladies, please answer this question. You and your coursemate (a guy) are going somewhere when suddenly he decides to ease himself by a nearby bush. In the process, he gets his pènis bitten by a cobra. He screams and you run to him. You quickly phone your doctor on what to do, and he says that you have to suck the poison out, or else your coursemate will die in 30mins. What will be your next course of action?
you see yourlife? so na only that one you sabi?
so you like that sucking very well? be careful so that you will not risk your HOD in the mouth of an epileptic woman.
ComputersRe: Build Rather Than Buy A Desktop PC by calabardick(m): 11:03am On Nov 03, 2015
lawrence7:
Good day sir, I'll send you an email so we can begin building your PCs
i have replied your mail
ComputersRe: Build Rather Than Buy A Desktop PC by calabardick(m):
lawrence7:
That can be done. Please let me have your email address so i can forward the details.
please am interested too, i need 3 pcs' to setup a multimedia studio with webtv
AutosRe: Classic Autos Available In Cotonuo..See Pictures of different cars i bought. by calabardick(m): 4:31pm On Nov 02, 2015
HiliaryAutos:
Budget 2.7m to your door step including the original custom duty.Call or whatzapp 09091129229
any pics?

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