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madridguy:
PMB Better pass GEJ In All Ramification, na for only Corruption GEJ get gold medal.

is that why he is always smiling foolishly

I know this joke will come from no other than Lazarus followers

trademark of a typical calabar slut........


calabardick

please which ladikpo market is this? is it the one they sell automobile parts?

0rex:
Would you like the Mercedes-Benz C-class, Toyota Camry, Corolla or Matrix? Other brands are also available & they all make a good wife.

shortgun:
I think he would prefer the orobo Toyota camry.

A man who does not know the right section to create a thread will never know d right woman to marry....Robert Mogabe 1945

you just crack my ribs

domcarez:
Hahahahaha, NLers...una funny die...actually the wife here is not necessarily a woman but a car...thanks to those that coded...meanwhile @Orex, am torn between Toyota camry (Big daddy) and Corolla sport....which would you recommend....thanks guys for ur comments, it cracked my ribs dis morning...
@SAVEDBABA....i don't like sienna, am just a single guy...that car is for married men n women for parking their kids....

you guys are comedians, I swear

I love Nairaland, the only forum that takes away my sadness and depression, hmm, how I wish we live our real life like what we have here?

I am desperately in need of this car

billyG:
Do go 4 a naija used keke TVS @ #90k,low fuel use,leather seats,cd/radio with woofers,power steering,ABS,keyless entry,ruggedy,doorless entry,3WD.

i love your description lolz

...and that criminal is called "deacon"

The contract for the multi-billion naira building project was awarded by Mr. Emmanuel to VKS Construction Limited, a construction firm owned by Mr. Onur Kumral, a Turkish national who several sources confirmed aided former governor Godswill Akpabio in siphoning public funds.

Governor Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom State has been caught in a web corruption and diversion of public funds for private purposes four months after assuming office as the Governor in Nigeria’s highest revenue receiving State. SaharaReporters investigation uncovered a multi-billion-naira mansion currently being built by the Governor in his hometown of Awa community in Onna Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State.

An investigation by SaharaReporters reveals that Governor Emmanuel started building the expansive mansion immediately after assuming office. The contract for the building project suggests that the Governor may have formally endorsed a powerful fraudulent cartel and corruption channel that was used by his predecessor and benefactor, Sen. Godswill Akpabio, to defraud the State of several billions of naira.

Mr. Kumral was formerly the project manager of another construction company, Ronesans Construction Nigeria Limited, a Turkish firm. SaharaReporters investigation revealed that this Turkish company is a subsidiary of Ronesans Holding in Turkey but had to be registered as Ronesans Construction Nigeria Limited when it first arrived Nigeria in 2014 on the invitation of former Governor Godswill Akpabio. The first contract awarded to the company in Nigeria was the construction of the Four Point Sharaton Hotel in Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom State.

He later left Renossans Construction Nigeria Limited and formed VKS Construction Limited.

Kumral is being assisted in the Governor’s building project by one Engr. Oliver Ebong. Ebong is the owner of another company called Olkem Nigeria Limited which is basically into project consultancy. However, SaharaReporters has been told by credible sources that Engr. Ebong and Olkem Nigeria Limited are fronts for former Governor Godswill Akpabio, his elder brother Emem Akpabio, and a Mr. Don Etim who was the Commissioner for Works throughout the 8 years tenure of Akpabio as the Governor of Akwa Ibom State.


“Engr. Oliver Ebong and his company Olkem Nigeria Limited are fronts that was used by Godswill Akpabio, his brother Emem Akpabio, and Mr. Don Etim to loot billions of naira of Akwa Ibom funds. What happened was that the former Governor gave almost all the consultancy jobs for roads and other infrastructural projects and contracts of his government to Olkem Nigeria Limited which ran into several billions of naira.

“The cost of the consultancy contracts were usually inflated and returns were made to the former Governor, his brother and Don Etim. This fact was common knowledge within government circles”, a source close to the former Governor told SaharaReporters.

On why the present governor Udom Emmanuel has sustained the fraudulent cartel? The source said it was not too surprising to those that really know Governor Emmanuel.
“What were you expecting? Udom Emmanuel is a very corrupt individual. Those of us that know him very well cannot be surprised by what is unfolding. For him [Udom Emmanuel] to build such mansion which is worth billions of naira within four months of his government shows that worse days are ahead for Akwa Ibom people. It is very annoying that Engr. Oliver Ebong and his cartel are back in business after making billions from the previous administration,” the source lamented.

When SaharaReporters correspondent visited the multi-billion-naira mansion in the Governor’s hometown of Awa community in Onna Local Government Area, work was going on in full swing. An artisan working at the site who craved anonymity said that they have been given a mandate by the Governor to complete the work as soon as possible.

It is however not clear why the Governor decided to build such mansion in his hometown instead of Uyo the State Capital. But a government source in Uyo told SaharaReporters that the present Governor whose election is being fiercely challenged at the Election Tribunal is taking after Akpabio who had used Julius Berger Plc to build a mansion for himself in his hometown in Ukana community in Essien Udim Local Government Area.

He also stated Akpabio had established a culture whereby critical political and “inner caucus” meetings of Government were held at the governor’s hometown in Ukana instead of the State Capital and that Udom Emmanuel is likely going to follow that precedent.


The Akwa Ibom State House of Assembly on Tuesday 29th September, 2015 approved a N10 billion naira loan for Governor Udom Emmanuel. Civil servants are being owed salaries in the State. Despite the harsh economic situation in Akwa Ibom State, the government spent several billions on the 28th anniversary celebration of the creation of Akwa Ibom State, which took place on 23rd September. This is a direct opposite of the federal government independence anniversary celebration. President Buhari according to the Secretary to the Government of the Federation “reluctantly approved” only N70 million naira for a low-key independence anniversary


Ukang nyin, what is the way forward?

CREDIT: Sahara Reporters Media


calabardick

hassrash:
Budget 1.4/1.5m for mistsubishi diaimante

budget 1m for Benz C190

all wit duty papers

1m for Mercedes Benz 190E (Baby Benz)?

kingreign:
torque is the power needed to push a car from standstill, horses are the power needed to take that already pushed car from that roll into its highest speed.

Torque and horses are very important. Off the line, a car (labelled A) with higher horses and lower torqe might be slower than a car (labelled B) with higher torque and lower horses, however, car B will overtake car A and increase their gap as they both accelerates towards their endline.
If you want to do lots of pushing, pulling, climbing, ascending, decending, crawling, offroading and carrying of heavy weight, you'll need more torque than horses. Hence tractors, trucks earth movers, bulldozers, graders etc have torqes capable of pushing a dead universe from stop.

Note: A lot of things can also make a car more or less faster and torquey. Temperature and altitude of environment, bias of engine and transmission tune, drive layout, mass, tyre type, drive ratio, wear and tear etc.

bros, you too much, I feel you

Good evening,

How much can you get me a clean

- Mercedes Benz 190E 2.5 (Padded, A/C, Alloy)
- 2004 Mitsubishi Diamante (VR-X)

Thanks

08111713333

400billionman:
One nairaland hoe down..

hahahahaha, things fall apart

Good evening,

How much can you get me a clean

- Mercedes Benz 190E 2.5 (Padded, A/C, Alloy)
- 2004 Mitsubishi Diamante (VR-X)

Thanks

08111713333

Good evening,

How much can you get me a clean

- Mercedes Benz 190E 2.5 (Padded, A/C, Alloy)
- 2004 Mitsubishi Diamante (VR-X)

Thanks

08111713333

Good evening,

How much can you get me a clean

- Mercedes Benz 190E 2.5 (Padded, A/C, Alloy)
- 2004 Mitsubishi Diamante (VR-X)

Thanks

08111713333

splitz:
YES AVAJ.\LABLE

this is cute, I have on right now, the VR-X (sport) trim, but i need a replacement sooner,

- Is this ride still available?
- Can you get me a Mercedes Benz 190 (2.5 or 2.6), padded, with factory fitted A/C, alloy

hmmmm

can you imagine the noddle size thing you are advertising?

Shebarh:
Am sure the tommy guy planned it

I thought as much, the guy badt

The poster above me is foolishly senseless, no vex

Back to matter..... But I thought this great man was asked to rest in peace?

calabardick

I have come across many, and here are few observations....

Those that lived with their mother;

- They pretend to be visiting either dad or mom, but if you find out the truth, it's either they're in another man's house or they are running things somewhere (unto ashawo packaging)

- They see relationship like prison (especially those that the mom is changing men like pad)

- They are not emotionally attached to their man

- They belief in divorce

- They cohabit a lot

- their mom supports their wrong behavior (my friend wanted to marry one, he even went for her introduction, she messed up big time and when he reported her to the mom, the only thing the mom said was to ask my friend... "are you a saint"? few months later my guy dump her because their wahala wa too much and now she is parading churches with my friends' picture.

- They belief marriage is only for having children

- Their demand is endless

- They see any man as their victim

- They are promiscuous (i know one that is married, but has a boyfriend that service her, she even introduced her boyfriend to her mom)

- If they don't undergo strong/serious deliverance, they will end up like their mom

- The corrupt at tender age, because some of them their mom's boyfriend do come and service their mom in their presence
if you are a man and you know that you have a child somewhere, please retrieve that child from the mom as soon as possible


my advice for you is, look for a man from a broken home too, though men from broken homes are 100% better than the women

calabardick

TonyeBarcanista:
These Buhari Daughters make sense o.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2891857_wifeofthepresidentmrsaishabuharimandherchildrenjoinmuslimfaithfuls300x225_giff5cdbef61a3963af891477eb90c63ff4

you wan die? those ones na cross and die

calabardick

Nollywood isn’t all fiction after all. Turns out, 90 percent of their story-line is generated from actual jaw-dropping real life shockers.

A Lagos family is embroiled in the mother of all turmoils after a father caught his second daughter doing runz (prostitution) at a hotel on the mainland – situated around Shonibare Estate, Maryland.



An inside source who’s privy to the genesis and aftermath of the family drama told Sugar Daily exclusively that the 23-year-old lady (IB) and her clique of friends, have several pimps that they work with including one named Tommy.

Tommy contacted IB via bbm on Monday, informing her about a ‘big man’ who was coming into town and needed a young girl to scratch his back. He told IB that the man was willing to drop as much as ₦200,000 for the night.



IB, on hearing the amount she would stand to make from the visit, jumped at the offer without thinking twice.

The runz was settled and a time was arranged for IB to go meet the man at the hotel.

From what I gathered; for fear of you making alternative arrangements with the client and shortchanging them of their cut – most pimps don’t give runz girls the client’s phone number upfront. They just provide you with the details of where you’re going and you show up there.



IB who’s a 300 Level student of Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, showed up at the hotel lobby. Rang Tommy and told him she was around. Tommy provided her with the room number. She went upstairs. Knocked on the door. Her father opened the hotel room door.

…and then Armageddon happened.

There was lots of screaming followed by monumental beating to the point of unconsciousness. Save for the hotel management that intervened, the girl would have died that night.



The incident is still very fresh and from what I hear, the girl is hiding out in Ilupeju at her aunt’s. Her mother is yet to see her because the issue reportedly raised the father’s blood pressure and he’s at the hospital.

However, a friend of hers is insinuating that Tommy set her up. She told Sugar Daily exclusively that IB isn’t from a rich family and there’s no way her father would have been able to afford ₦200,000 to pay any girl for a night (if the deal was a real one).

She claims IB and Tommy have deep unsettled issues that had been boiling on the downlow and it was only a matter of time before one of them did something dangerous to the other.



The source also revealed that most Nigerian pimps are very wicked. Once they know you’re desperate, they will sleep with you first before they love-vendor you out. They’ll try to control you and use you to make as much money as they can. And woe to you who grows wings and tries to challenge them. Their wrath will be yours to deal with.

The aftermath of this drama is still developing. We’ll keep you updated.

http://www.sugardaily.ng/lagos-father-orders-runz-girl-from-love-vendor-his-daughter-shows-up-to-the-hotel/

calabardick

mma ino, sad k'isong


calabardick

shisha joint at ajegunle

see this?

some slave masters are saying "increase her work" as if you would do same to your child, abeg free the babe joor make she go phuck small, person body no be firewood


calabardick

Sundays, hmm, I do all I can to restrict my movement on sundays from 1pm, because Sunday
- is a day of thanksgiving
- is a day of dedication
- is a day of contribution
too many celebrations on sundays, all guys and babes goes drunk and guess what will happen when they mount the wheel.......


calabardick

old boy, see free punanies, see free pomo, see freekoko, chei, what a fuuuuck?


calabardick

Aboki and their animalistic mentality

calabardick

IamLEGEND1:
imma stíll fúck around like a rabbit tho'.

you never chi cum ching

calabardick