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OP, eeebe like say your english teasher die young

what a mystery?

before a girl is 16, the deed has been done, bitches everywhere,
Bleep satan

DAVIYJONESS:
My name is daviyjones( the man of list) you already know that but what you may not know are the TOP 8 evils things naija guys exhibit these days.

Enough of the intro I have no time to waste and EPL starts in few hours!!
¤ they convince you into sex with money/material things and tag you slut after it .


¤ they discuss your flaws with their friends and make it looks like you can never change.


¤ they ask for a date in an expensive eatry, after spending they tagged you 'hungry girl'.


¤ they ask you how you lost your virginity and tell their friends you were a cheap LovePeddler to give it away to the guy instead of them.


¤ they become very affectionate, caring and loving pretending they want to spend the rest of their lives with you but all they want is SEX.


¤ they ask for the things they bought you back or return the favour they did for if you refuse them sex or you break up with them.


¤ LAST and WORSE , they expand your kitty-cat and complain they were not the only one doing you.

Additional EVIL : they prodcast they were the one that disvirgin you to anyone they know after break up or during a fight.


Girls beware of the EVIL men do, remember 'the heart of men if full of evil'

I'm daviyjones the man of list A.K.A THE MAN OF TRUTH.

Lalasticlala

shun weeding, its bad

how old is the OP sef?

PapaNnamdi:
Useless girl
No husband
No pikin

No mother inlaw
No sister inlaw

No husband brother to trouble u



Only u just de the house,

Bia dis girl,
Enter inside

Nnamdi stop smoking weed, it is affecting you

emmyautomobile1:
Tokunbo Extremely clean infinity fx35 2006 model PRICE 2.7m Engine and gear is 100% perfect with a chilling Ac

is it differ from the one with the 1.8m price tag?

and what do you think he is using it for? for decorations or to cook noodles? you better run now that is still early

wiseone28:
that's the people's gov not the forced stooge

this is what we are fighting against........ uncommon fraudsters

we are tired of political criminals, we are tired of head robbers, we are tired of uncommon transfraudation, we are tired of election riggers, we need CHANGE!
akwa ibom dakada and embrace change!!!

A weird story has emanated from the Aba morgue in Abia state involving a corpse caught in a sexual position with another corpse of opposite sex.

DailyTimes has reported a story which has been widely debated against concrete facts. It involved the dead body of a man from Akwa Ibom but lived in the Aba area of Abia state that was found on top of a female corpse at the Aba morgue with an erect manhood.

According to reports, the man died a mysterious death after being found lifeless last Tuesday on top of a prostitute during an intense sex romp in a brothel

The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of the female corpse.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corpse apart. To their surprise, his manhood was still erect as if there was still life in him. This has sparked mixed reactions on the media

source: http://www.tori.ng/news/7912/impossible-corpses-caught-having-sex-in-aba-morgue.html

Apart from Hell fire, the next worst thing that can happen to human is bad marriage.
It is not your portion....

baba11:
When mine remains some days to fully expired,whatsapp gave me another free one year ppackage

it has been deducted from your call units, mine was like that...

glassjar1:
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Okobaba1:
The PDP will easily win dis one because of d recent happenings in Nigeria.

Akwa ibomites will vote for PDP out of sentiments.

we are awake now, except those with houseboy/housegirl (okon/ekaette) mentality, na dem go vote pdp, you need to come to Uyo now and see, apc everywhere jubilating.

adiok ono udom alias eyen ufok ifot

shidof:
I'm still confused and surprise abt d verdict, I thought Akwa-ibom is 100% PDP xpecially with d influence of Mr uncommon transformation. Maybe dey rigged to win convincedly.

point of correction, the correct name is Mr. uncommon transfraudation aka bro goddy, allias effion ata-utop

see the evil associated with politics, brother against brother, husband against wife, landlord against tenant, neighbor against neighbor, father against children, nawaoo for nigeria, no matter how good that thing is, bring it to nigeria they will make evil out of it

...though some naija pastors craze, their madness no reach this level

next time before you take any treatment go for medical diagnosis in any good medical laboratory

Indeed, wonders shall never end! A pastor from Cross River State, identified as Pastor Oliver Akpan has been stabbed to death by a woman who claims he tried to r*pe her during a deliverance session. According to reports, Pastor Akpan, married with six children, had long been suspected to sleep with some of his church members, both the married ones and the single ladies but unfortunately for him he met his match in the woman identified as Mrs. Ekamma, who is also married with two children.


Mrs Ekamma had gone to the Pastor to seek help over some spiritual attack she was facing and Pastor Akpan had recommended a three day dry fasting for the woman to be carried out in the church and on the final day, have a spiritual bath to ward off the evil spirit. After going through the fast, the pastor led the woman to a stream to have the spiritual bath… But he had other ideas in mind as he was said to have told the woman that part of the bath included having s*x with her but when she refused, he attempted to forcefully have his way with another man’s wife.
As the woman tried to free herself, she allegedly picked up a sharp stick and stabbed him in the stomach, before running to the village to alert other members of the community. By the time they got to the spot, the wounded pastor had lost consciousness as he bled profusely. He was rushed to a hospital where doctors confirmed he died before he was brought in The woman was initially arrested by police but was released on bail while investigation is still on going.

An aircraft carrying U.S. military personnel today has made an emergency landing in the middle of a highway after running out of fuel in Ugandan town, Ugandan police said. The Piper aircraft with eight people on board, including two crew members was returning to Uganda’s Entebbe International Airport when it had to make an emergency landing in Mityana town, some 67 kilometers (about 41 miles) from the Ugandan capital of Kampala. No one was hurt and the aircraft wasn’t damaged, but motor traffic flow was seriously disrupted. The said aircraft was initially heading to South Sudan but it couldn’t land there and had to return to Uganda. It was not immediately clear why the pilot could not land in South Sudan.

salam1:
IF U STAy IN D ZOO, WHAT R U?

animal

GodblessNig247:
And nobody cares. That's the true definition of the country called Nigeria

nigeria is not a country, it's a comedy, her leaders are commedians.

MadCow1:
Akwa Ibom people...


When they are not being Wiitches and Wizards, they are thinking of ways to exert evil and wickedness on their fellow man.




How do you beat a Man, strip him and don't find your money and yet didn't deem it fit to apologise.

That how the other time they rioted, they were catching Men, cutting their diicks off and letting them go.. Like fhucking seriously?

one of the most dubious tribe i have ever seeen in my life. sometimes i feel leaders like akpabio is what they deserve
pharaoh can only rule in Egypt.

naija...... hmmm

boko here boko there, haba? this boko are just a spice added to niaja to give it a taste. you can't eat naija without boko

our leaders are good comedians, all they know is "Head Robbery"

provostmk:
Yobe state or borno

Borno state pays 70k alawee, just give a try

thank God na yoruba man, if na nother tribe we no for hear something here...

there is nothing so special about it, those guys use the tricycle for trafic control

i see plenty of such in akwa ibom, some installs sound system that plays like home theatre

What is wrong with this scientific-experimental creature?