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stanliwise:Of course he did it double-handedly, Mr Analyticus. Does that make him less of an evil child? |
The rate at which the incumbent president is losing credibility is alarming! This poll on Twitter between Buhari and a stone is one of the countless that has proved beyond reasonable doubt that all roads lead to Daura in a few weeks' time for him. The result in less than half an hour is shocking! See picture evidence. ![]()
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IFEOLUWAKRIZ:Oh dear! A curse on bloggers who spread biased information. |
I am just coming from Twitter. Said I should branch and see how zombies on Nairaland are doing. I see that the Atikulated on Nairaland ain't sparing them either... Please don't let sarrki, , Corrinthians and co. see this... They need to live until March 23... DONADAMS:Ehhnn... leave it like that... Our hired crowd big pass their own hired crowd b0rn2fuck:So what happens to the South East? What about the influx of South Easterners to the South West? Oh! You think that Lagos is made up of up to 80% South Westerners? Or all of them support Buhari? Ogaa, open your eyes... The masses won't vote this time because Tinubu, or Willie, or Kwankwaso told us to vote this person or that... You either have ardent followers, or those who are tired of their situation. |
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This is something else... chai! |
At the rate people are going about these pictures and videos of #AtikuinKano, I hope we are not going to lose our zombies to sifia pains? ![]() |
Who else does this happen to? While reading any update, I can't breath until I see TO BE CONTINUED, then I take in a deep breath! Is it normal? |
So this is a son from whom we are expecting to reap fruits of our labour? God save us from evil children! |
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allow me comment nwokem... ![]() Kedi udiri akuko nzuzu di ife a? unu na-afukwa udili nsi a na-akoju ndi a n'isi? ![]() So I can't shake her? But can I touch her at all? Oh no, I can't. If I meet a woman who (perhaps) was met by a mishap on the road, I shouldn't touch her because it is haraam. Haraam gbakwa oku dia... ![]() |
Continue to reposition. In other words, you are not even sure of the people you employ, and will continue to shuffle until you get what you want. Oga shift... You have 16 days to go...like GOOO... |
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Methinks that the man set the old woman up. On second thought, I think she actually did - although why, I won't know - and then Akunna saw the money, and went with it to buy ram and goat. But how? ![]() The time he told her had come, and she had to give way, so that he will swing into full action in the compound. Beautiful (but short for me) writeup, baba, once again. Centino for president. ![]() Harold4lyf:That makes two of us... Donpeteranking1:Same station, on Wednesdays and Sundays... Time... erhhh! ask Centino... ![]() okeyben10:I was even thinking that was his intention, until Papa Efe stepped in; I knew that no matter what he did, Irikefe would be safe... eyesofpearls:So that means you are ... ![]() |
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Kai! ![]() Just finished reading. The only problem I am having with Centino's story is that, no matter how long the update is, it never seems to be long enough. Everything is in tow. Another beautifully-written episode by the man whose pen is filled with ink from the rivers of Lebanon! ![]() Nobody should argue with me, I am not in the mood... MrMacinterchi1:May your birthday be every Sunday. |
Centino:Boss! Mah first lie down in apology. Then I will run to my email anon! No vex, I don't check the email often. EDIT: I have sent a reply. Sorry, the mail went straight to the spam folder. ...and thanks for the week's piece. I have not read it but, for some strange reason, while scrolling for length, I saw "spread her legs" somewhere... two pictures...
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Oga are you selling laptop or rings? |
OGHENAOGIE:you dey mind the zombie? you get time. |
Zabilon007:Oloololo!!! This is good news. Although I don't think it favours everybody. It favours me though, but what about others? |
Who do we believe now? ASUU or Federal Government? Oh, it's an APC Government... I know what to do...
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Hm. Somebody lost the worth of Africa's richest man in one day! Good Lord! Some "losing" is more dignifying than some "winning". |
Isn't this the height of it? What sort of appointment is this? booblacain:Excuse me sir, it's actually a side effect of being a zombie. This symptom is prevalent in zombies that have entered the advanced stage. Apart from this one, there is the other one in advanced stage too, one former almajiri a.boki boy, . Watch, that one follows everywhere like a fly... he will soon land here... post=74431166:Surprisingly, booblaclain, this news surprised even this zombie himself... I think the seunmsg zombie's stage is pre-mortem stage... ![]() Who has that picture for "I just rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain"? |
wait first... does that mean that jibireen's WAEC result was truly a scam after all? I said it! That result was upgraded, but Chijioke would not listen... |
Just like someone rightly said, many writers have gone with the wind after trying to accede to readers' demands. You know, you will just hear four or five people saying "get a site, monetize it", and the way they will say it over and over again, you will think it's like 1 million people saying it. In your head, you have started multiplying 1 million by some number, and then you will na go and buy yourself beer and start drinking, and na publish book, that's when you will see it was only the compound people in your village that were pushing you... ![]() But I don't think so. Centino's story is like Super Story. It had small followership then when it started, but since we always discussed it at school and everywhere else, it piqued the interest of a lot of people, who in turn, became avid followers. Centino, just like Youngzubi said, take the risk, not because you want to write for money, but because you want your freedom. Imagine mods banning you because you mentioned people you wanted to mention! ![]() So, to cut the many ideas running around in my head short... You will need YOUR OWN SITE, not just the literature section of someone else's site. The site shouldn't contain other stories, just Katakata Street (since we know the story goes on "perpetually" ) . Then you can have users subscribe to notifications, every time a story is published, which should be every Wednesday and Sunday, as is tradition.As for monetizing, don't even think of getting Nigerians to pay cash; soon enough they will begin to think they "are doing you a favour". Monetize your traffic - very soon, big brands will pay to advertise even though it is once a week. So you can have non-intrusive Google Ads and sponsored ad running on your site. Of course, the fact that you post twice a week doesn't mean people won't stray in once in a while. Baba, I rest my case, when it enters such matters, I don't know how to stop talking. I wish you the best. |


