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Politics › Re: How NNPC, Finance Minister Withdrew $3.12 Billion From NLNG Account – CBN by calamus(m): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2018

...or like this one for Atiku

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Politics › Re: How NNPC, Finance Minister Withdrew $3.12 Billion From NLNG Account – CBN by calamus(m): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2018

I want to confirm something.

I always feel like people who say click Like for this candidate and Share for the other are unfair... Let's make if fair and square.

Like this post for Juhari.

Politics › Re: Bribery Video: We Can’t Probe Ganduje Because He Enjoys Immunity – EFCC by calamus(m): 11:20pm On Nov 22, 2018

ehhmah:
good

biko nyelu m aka si fa "imuniti gbakwa oku!"

Politics › Re: Buhari, Atiku, Ezekwesili, Others Scheduled For Presidential Debate On January 1 by calamus(m): 11:10pm On Nov 22, 2018

If it gets to FP, I will say what I want to say.

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Politics › Re: What Is The Real Meaning Of "Our Mumu Don Do"? by calamus(m): 11:08pm On Nov 22, 2018

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kidnaps 50 Loggers In Borno by calamus(m): 11:05pm On Nov 22, 2018

The poster above me, it is not enough that you took first position from me; you also took the words from my mouth...

Oya collect like!

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Atiku, Others Scheduled For Presidential Debate On December 14 by calamus(m): 10:57pm On Nov 22, 2018

tstx:
If BUHARI show up i will donate my kidneys to RED CROSS

One of my eyes to the ophthalmology department of Any school of RED CROSS's choosing.

And Finally my heart to UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA TEACHING HOSPITAL..

I make reference for posterity.
He has to show up. Of all the things we expect, he can't be disgraced in absentia

Sports › Re: Ademola Lookman Snubs Nigeria, Pledges Future To England by calamus(m): 9:45am On Nov 21, 2018

chucs:
They never learn! The English will use u and dump u at the slightest dip in form. Forget about Dele Ali,when him own start,e go be him like dream,plus he is half british.Go ask Fashanu, Gabby Abolaghor("Agbonlahooor" in English commentator's voice) and Jordan Ibe ( "IB" in English commentator's voice).

At least he will be useful there, even if for a period, rather than be in a country like Nigeria where you don't even have usefulness.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari In Closed-Door Meeting With Governors Over Minimum Wage by calamus(m): 1:42pm On Nov 19, 2018

Nigeria's soon-to-be-former President, Muhammadu Buhari is currently locked in a closed-door meeting with some state governors.

Who locked them inside there? The door is already closed, why did they lock it? huh

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Sports › Re: Nigerians React To Super Falcons' Loss To South Africa. by calamus(m): 8:11am On Nov 19, 2018

I'm coming

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by calamus(m): 5:19pm On Nov 18, 2018

I had to explain why I was laughing so hysterically to the occupants of my room...
Chai! Centino, this update is a bang! Everything came together well.

I have to admit and confess, this is the first of all the episodes that satisfied me, totally.

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Politics › Re: Presidency Lists The Achievements Buhari Has Made In The Power Sector by calamus(m): 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2018

I'm coming let me read the trash first.

******

OK, I have read the trash, and it was trash, as I predicted.

Unfortunately, I have traversed the Northern states of Nigeria, very often enough to know that the North has been enjoying power since years gone by. I have two questions...

1. How is it that most of the HYDRO-electric power plants are in the North, when it is needless to say that the Southern part of Nigeria has proximity to the biggest water bodies in Nigeria?

2. How come they are still generating, transmitting and distributing power in the North, while the South is wallowing in darkness and epileptic power supply?

I was thinking that it is the usual bill-dey-come end of month LEPA supply plan, I didn't know that this new 8-hr light a day plan is to asseverate these bogus claims of these nefarious recalcitrants.

ndi uchu!

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Reacts To Death Of Tony Anenih by calamus(m): 9:53pm On Oct 28, 2018

I only hear of him.

Here in Kuala Lumpur, it doesn't affect the price of ogiri okpenyi.
undecided

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Politics › Re: Ogodo Triplets: Cyril Ogodo & Vivian Omotejohwo Welcome Triplets After 16 Years by calamus(m): 4:32pm On Oct 26, 2018

hehe

Politics › Re: Strike: Stock Up Food Now, NLC Tells Nigerians by calamus(m): 8:19am On Oct 25, 2018

So in their mind they're now re-enacting the story of Pharaoh and Joseph, abi? angry

ndi uchu. man-made famine and scarcity.

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Politics › Re: Senate Blames El-rufai For Kaduna Killings by calamus(m): 8:15am On Oct 25, 2018

El-Rufai has been killing since he learnt to say "Aboki".

The blood of all the people he killed in the biased demolitions he carried out in Abuja are still crying out against him.

It's not a curse, but together with their village people, will visit him when all doctors are on strike. angry

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Politics › Re: APC: Amosun, Okorocha, Yari, Bad Losers by calamus(m): 8:13am On Oct 25, 2018

Ndi uchu.

Please apart from the title and comments, who read the story?

I need a summary urgently, please.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Inter Milan: UCL (2 - 0) On 24th October 2018 by calamus(m): 8:48pm On Oct 24, 2018

sheddo619:
thanks
It's saying link has expired

Then go to the homepage and get a link:

http://firstrowsporťs.eu/

***I have no business with said site.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Governor Umahi (Photos) by calamus(m): 11:36am On Oct 23, 2018

This is the spirit we want for 2019.

Nobody is boycotting any election. We Ndi Igbo, will come out en masse to support our Vice President Peter Obi, and by extension, the next president of the federal republic of Nigeria, Atiku.

Whether they were, are, or will be thieves is not our business.
High Priest of Incompetence must go back to Daura.

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Crime › Re: Young Man Shot Dead By Soldiers In Delta State. Graphic Photo by calamus(m): 10:30am On Oct 23, 2018

This is the least of Buhari's worries, but what you will hear...

Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Poisons His Two Daughters To Death Before Killing Himself by calamus(m): 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2018

Iyan mi!

Travel › Re: Panic As Tanker Falls At Otedola, Lagos. Motorists On The Run (photos, Video) by calamus(m): 10:52pm On Oct 22, 2018

No need to watch video.

Tanker fall be say tanker fall, or do you have the falling in slow motion?

I blame Buhari for this! angry

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Politics › Re: Biafra: Arewa Youths To Work Against Atiku Over Alliance With FFK, Kanu, IPOB by calamus(m): 1:33pm On Oct 21, 2018

So I have entered page 2? OK sha.

NwaAmaikpe:

No real youth won't support Atiku in 2019.

But I don't blame the Arewa Youths because the secretary of the real Arewa Consultative Youths forum, Alhaji Ahmed Sule is in his 70s.
So I don't expect a pensioner to talk or think like a youth.
Atiku is the way forward.

There will be a few disgruntled folks, even IPOB isn't in support of an Atiku presidency because Atiku is also Fulani.
They also have made a few salient points on why a Fulani Presidency isn't something to be excited about but IPOB must know that Atiku is the better demon.

It is a lose-lose situation if Buhari continues ruining the nation.

So first things first;
We vote out Buhari,
And vote in Atiku,
Atiku restructures Nigeria
And a referendum will hold.

That is the modus operandi if there must be any peaceful disintegration.

While the BMC have championed the spread of unsavoury stories about their biggest threat Atiku.
We must not lose sight of the battle
It is Atiku/Obi 2019.

This post is the most sensible post I have seen on Nairaland since two months now. I'm not saying whether the poster has sense or not; all I know is that the poster deserves one bottle of chilled Smirnoff Ice!

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by calamus(m): 1:25pm On Oct 21, 2018

Katakata gossips, how market? Longest time.

I thought Centino said today's update would be heavy? cry

Abi this one is appetizer? undecided

I personally appreciate the effort inputted into writing this episode. May your strength and fervor be renewed with every break of day.

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Politics › Re: Confusion Over Travel Ban List As Presidency, Immigration, Customs Differ by calamus(m): 10:10am On Oct 20, 2018

Foolish people

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Literature › Re: Life Is Not Fair by calamus(m): 9:54am On Oct 20, 2018

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if i no invite una watin i gain
come enjoy this piece.
Invite others

Thanks for the mention Abelranking, but where is op kwanu? undecided

Politics › Re: Why The SE/SS Should Boycott The 2019 Elections by calamus(m): 9:01am On Oct 12, 2018

OP, I have this to say...

I wu uchu... angry

agents of Buhardarkness

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Politics › Re: Buhari Might Drop Osinbanjo For Okorocha To Counteract Atiku's SE VP Pick by calamus(m): 8:56am On Oct 12, 2018

who cares?

I really don't see how it concerns me the VP he choses to lose the election with...

Politics › Re: PDP Primaries: Sorting Of Ballots Ongoing As Ortom Takes Unassailable Lead by calamus(m): 12:50pm On Oct 01, 2018

I am back.

Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by calamus(m): 5:14pm On Aug 31, 2018

I was going to wait till Sunday to come here, but I noticed unusual traffic from the topics I was following, and I knew this kind traffic could only come from Katakata street...

I have a lot to say about you, my man, but you're one of the very few writers I know who are veritable epitomes of raw talent and creativity. Your current ground-breaking story, 225 Katakata Street, is a beautiful combination of ingenuity with an impeccable command of the English language. I am privileged to have met you and your story. Keep it up, you have no point to prove...
Before I forget the aim of my epistle, congrats on another successful 365-day journey round the sun.

I have one question though, Centino... cool

How come is only eyesofpearls that know that is ya baiday? ;-)

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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by calamus(m): 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2018

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I think on the nurse eish, it was stated that Chico's brother said he recognized the signs of one who has been afflicted with 'dog spirit'(possessed) and seeing that the witch has been the playmaker, it wouldn't be difficult to see that Chico's brother isn't far from the truth. Nurse Josephine was bewitched.

I think you mean Chisco himself.

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