Nairaland and twitter na home of mad people
I swear

ashybabs:
Meet The L.O.M.L
They say You dont know what you got Until you loose it.
If the whole world is on fire, no one can save me but you

ps
Im Only going to calm down when i WIN her attention.
Bash me all you want, but That HEADLINE is ABSOLUTELY Justified.
more pics in a bit

Make e sha no end in premium tears like my own last 3years
Till now I dey mind my business
I remember say na the symptoms of the sickness them dey call love be this

@zimri what do you mean by come and see the one you can buy���

If you do clear investigation the owner bought it at the rate of 8k or below self

What am seeing here is a balloteli's face with a slight touch of mane and ngolo kantes forehead

Tell him just to save a life

Zimri:
TIGERS ARE BEST ADMIRED AT A DISTANCE.

Just like
I will do it slowly it won't hurt
It just the cap please

Zimri:
SNAKES! SNAKES LIKE NOODLES

Lala right now

A bro must never be caught twerking

Good morning nairalanders
please don't ever try to give your dog alcoholic substance some are very dangerous for the dogs health.
i just receive a bad news this morning, my mum call me yesterday she told me that my german shepherd dog can no longer stand by it self again .
i ask her what happened she told me my junior brother forcefully gave it OGOGORO ,immediately i heard it i felt cold in every part of my body, that moment i knew the dog won't survive it because am not at home right now, am in port harcourt and the dog is in ondo state.
early this morning my mom called me again, the first question i asked her was "how is my dogs health",
she told me my dog is dead i felt like crying because i so much love this dog ,
everyone in my street loves this particular dog,
before travelling i begged my brother to help me take care of the dog , but my mind was telling me that the dog would die soon .i saw the handwritting on the wall but i was not able to interprete it.
am in pain right now

Young blogger trying to scam young nairalander

chubinwa:
I don't really get it? people condemn masturbation than sex. please, is the semen released from normal sex different from that of masturbation? I am a masturbator no doubt but am wanting out cus of the dangers allegedly associated with it. but I need a clarification on the difference between sex and masturbation and why semen released during masturbation is health threatening than semen released during sex

bros dnt mind the OP just continue with your activities
dont worry time shall tell
when the time comes you will be the one to answer your own question

I think a forum for NAT GEO WILD should be created here am enjoying this

TheGiftedOne:
Gambling is tainted by GREED! If it favor,'s you never credit it to God....God does not bless people via such medium.








Work hard and earn a honest living not gaining through the loss of others...

bro there is nothing like WORKING HARD in this generation ,we call it WORKING SMART
.
if wealth is based on HARDWORK then show me a rich donkey

flyingpig:
Make we United fans tell ourselves the truth
Var have been siding us recently in matches. Obviously they're trying too hard to ensure United plays champs league football next season. I hope the board appreciates their assistance and invests in players this summer because this sham can't continue in champions league. I don't want to hear covid-19 bankruptcy, woodward should use his salary and sign a center back, sancho and another right back to assist aaron.


Dalot is leaving I suspect it.

lick my asshole fake plastic chelshit fan
stop hiding behind doors

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Oya now tell me you have this set of bed in your house

Na god go punish you dnt worry your thunder we come like doctors prescription 3 in the morning 3 in the afternoon 3 in the night

vincentus16:
people sef. even if he uploads his pix, you guys will still downplay it even if it's fine. people always like to criticize. let's appreciate nature for once. this stuffs he wrote their happens to fine guys.
but OP don't let your beauty enter your head oo.

which nature are u appreciating ?
is it the blind one or your blind self
he posted that shit without a pics to confirm and you are already praising nature
if i may ask do you knw him before?
have you ever seen his picture ?
i guess your answer is no
that dude is just sicking for attention

I fit bet my money say mr ibu (john okafor) handsome pass the OP u posted a long note without pics to confirm and some idiots and slowpoke up there already believe your shit lies

Sheffield vs chelsea Peter drury: the "lamp" in lampard has gone off! london is now in darkness and i guess the 3rd goal send arizabalaga into isolation

I was searching for pics but could'nt find one i guess even camera are scared of the OP face

Rottweiler has more security instinct than boerboeals

Nostradamus:
Nice input everyone.petlanders are so knowledgeable.

I want to ask a question that will digress small,biko make una pardon Me.


Which is better for security between Rottweiler and boa bull please?

Millenniumlady:
Imagine my boyfriend slap me because of money I'll make sure i slap his existence out of this earth and that hand must stop working....Instead of you to be greatful is your money not her money all men playing lotto are potential thieves.....I can't wait to date an alpha male lemme see what will happen if i provoke him because men are starting to feel like they own women why they ain't worth sh*t. And as for you op pray not to meet someone like me because I'll sell your house join

then pray not to jam a guy like me (heartless dude) i swear na money ritual i go use u do
who u think say u dey para for