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Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by Caleb91(m): 12:50pm On May 11
na girl were help op settle him loan no get 50k for account?
U dey mind that nigga wey dey mad
Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by Caleb91(m): 12:20pm On May 11
Did you go to church today?

I hate that question so much cos I don't believe in an imaginary skydaddy angry
Hey bro nobody really care about what you believe in.....just don't see people who believe in God as fools cause if you do....then you are the greatest fool of all time
Phones / Re: Urgent Apple Warning: Every iPhone User Should Check Settings Now! by Caleb91(m): 4:02pm On Apr 02
I upgraded my iphone 7plus to IOS 15.4 last week ......and I'm still enjoying the upgrade I am still surprised on how some people are still complaining of the upgrade on their device
Phones / Re: Urgent Apple Warning: Every iPhone User Should Check Settings Now! by Caleb91(m): 3:55pm On Apr 02

So na phone dem dey take pass person ?
Flawed mentality.
You dey use Iphone and you still dey rent house and dey trek up and down.
Person dey use Android and don build house and buy car.
And you think you pass am abi ?
You only bought what tickle your fantacy.
So it doesnt make you bigger than anybody
Boss shut up u dey talk as if android no dey wey fit by iphone remain change.....na the kind hate them dey talk about be this
Romance / Re: She Ended Her Last Relationship With Court Proceedings, Should I Be Worried..? by Caleb91(m): 1:05pm On Apr 01
I think you should dump yourself into a good English textbook first.
We will reason the twitter story later
It's so unfortunate how someone like you with an oxford dictionary brain is roaming around the street and using your daily free 50mb to troll people on a faceless forum .....get busy with your trolling hours

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Driving A Lexus Be Living In This Kind Of Place(pics) by Caleb91(m): 1:52pm On Mar 31
OP please we need investigative agent like you on Twitter.....the amount of things that never happened that is being posted on that bird app is alarming....just help us we need a messiah


Politics / Re: Ladies, Can You Kiss Tinubu For $1 Million? (Graphic Pictures) by Caleb91(m): 12:24am On Feb 23
God forbid! I will not kiss him for 10 billion dollars. OP stop insulting Nigerian women. We are not cheap.
And werey go dey spread legs like mama nkechi wrapper for ordinary coke and gala
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: Will These Girls Ever Listen? by Caleb91(m): 11:24am On Feb 07
Even already used girls are still scared of being used.....this life is a mess...

Niggas are not just using babes again....
We live in a society where brothers keeper no longer exist......

Money now define the idea or point you bring to the table......

The favorite qoutes of students now is "no be who come class be serious student ....na who pass exam be serious student".....

The musicians of our century praise fraudsters for a living.....

Back in those days ritual was a thing of old men in their late 50's but now a 17 year old kid already knows 10 different native doctors SHM


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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: Will These Girls Ever Listen? by Caleb91(m): 11:13am On Feb 07
For my safety, if I meet a girl I like, I stylishly ask to see her ex's pictures, if I perceive any yahoo from the picture like this na to ghost am sharply. I cannot share my destiny with anyone abeg.
Omo I don dey do this thing since 2020....I learnt this from a case that happened in our jamb tutorial that year ....make I no just spill shit here

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Phones / Re: Iphone 14 Pro Concept Has Us Wishing It Was September Already by Caleb91(m): 8:02pm On Feb 06

Your papa dey craze. Even if na iPhone 6, which it is not, iOS no be iOS. Werey.
U for try upgrade
Na una type dey use Samsung s21 utral dey compare iphone 6 and dey expect 6 to win because na iphone
Nairaland / General / Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by Caleb91(m): 7:53pm On Feb 06
undecided the root of all evil.
We are on the same table

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Phones / Re: Iphone 14 Pro Concept Has Us Wishing It Was September Already by Caleb91(m): 5:06pm On Feb 06

Kid not everyone here is ur mate
Mind the words you use
You are a fool....broke ass thwart
Phones / Re: Iphone 14 Pro Concept Has Us Wishing It Was September Already by Caleb91(m): 5:05pm On Feb 06
My cousin will always criticize iphone ....even give u points and backup claims that could make u choose itel over iphone....but the day our late uncle In UK gifted us iphone 12 mini was when the story change.....nigga couldn't wait to for the shoes and the phone to land in Nigeria.....he gave out his Samsung S6 edge....... whenever I remind him about it he just laught it off.....he is still using it till date....he has more iphone pouch than clothes.....I laugh at those that compare android to IOS the only android that can be compared is Samsung .....the rest are just wannabe

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Phones / Re: Iphone 14 Pro Concept Has Us Wishing It Was September Already by Caleb91(m): 4:48pm On Feb 06
iPhone is becoming boring by the day with their high price, I don kuku comot hand for their matter ☹️

I hate iPhone

It's not that I can't afford but...................
Idiot shut up you can't afford it ......by the way their are some Samsung that are far more expensive than iphone
Romance / Re: Guys Can U Eat Biscuits In Front Of Fine Babe? by Caleb91(m): 12:27pm On Feb 02
i was just laughing at those replying the op.....i guess nigga is really bored and nairaland is always a dump site for bored ass nigga.....he choose the wackest topic in his brain and posted it here and i love the way he is backing up his wack topic with foolish headings(reps)......
hey niggas eat whatever makes u feel good in an appropriate environment.....no mind niggas using their zero balance to impress ladies......

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Romance / Re: My Experience As A Guest With The Opposite Sex (share) by Caleb91(m): 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2021
I dey pass night for bitches dem crib, especially the ones I have bleeped many times and known for very long.

I have passed night in a house shared by 4 different girls...I find one go sometime before lockdown last year, she took me around the town, and slept with her in the same apartment shared by her other flatmates. It was a 2 bedroom apartment. As I was bleeping her that night, she was moaning from 9:00pm till midnight. I was stylishly advertising my bleeping skills grin

In the morning they were teasing me, that I no gree make them sleep the previous night.

Las las I bleeped 2 out of the other 3. That girl I find go is now married and we are still flirting. But am not gonna bleep her again, na pesin wife, wetin dey her toto I never see grin
I am still bleeping one of those her other friends till now.

No big deal for me to pass night in a bitch's crib. Just know the type of bitches you roll with, that's all
Wehdon sir

How many balon D'or you don collect

Education / Re: ‘we Owe Allegiance To Eiye Confraternity’ - Lagos Secondary School Students by Caleb91(m): 1:23pm On Dec 04, 2021
Yoruba and cultism are 5&6
I have nothing to say.... But sorry you are a fool for including tribe in this....

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Business / Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by Caleb91(m): 11:30am On Dec 03, 2021
Omo uba do me this thing 2weeks ago I wan mad....
I go bank go make complain.... The cashier wey I meet dey shout for me.....
Na so I show am sey na from street I come from.... Me I no be gentle man....
Politics / Re: I Am Not Yoruba I Am Kogi: this Thing Is Everywhere. by Caleb91(m): 2:37pm On Oct 31, 2021

Do you speak Igbo to understand the difference in dialects?
Say what you know cos Yoruba also have different dialects.
In Igbo land every Village or town speaks their own dialect no town or village speaks what you call full language whatever that is.
if you dont know please know now
the yorubas have general language that they speak even if the state of origin is different.....every local govt in SW have it own dialect....but there is a general language for all yorubas...
know this and know peace

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Education / Re: Noble Eyisi Graduates With 1st Class In The UK After Suspension From UNIZIK by Caleb91(m): 2:04pm On Oct 31, 2021
My advice to young leaders is this. For your light to keep shining, For your glory to keep shining and for you to move higher in life , listen to this -
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.
motivation coming from a product of truth or dare
Education / Re: Adu Iyanu: FUTA Student Builds 100wh Laptop Power Bank, Power Station & Lamp by Caleb91(m): 11:04am On Oct 23, 2021
No be to Build but for how long will it take to last.
before you comment finish....you suppose read am completely
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Lady's Complexions Do You Prefer? (Pictures) by Caleb91(m): 7:08am On Oct 23, 2021

Baba you can't have them
in my lifetime i have only dated 2 melanin babes out of 5 ex......the remaining babes are very fair in complexion (igbo girls).......on a fine boy level they are all at my disposal
my nigga dey even envy how babes dey take flock around we
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Lady's Complexions Do You Prefer? (Pictures) by Caleb91(m): 7:50pm On Oct 22, 2021
Nobody wants 1 because they can't have them grin
na lie......there is something we call it "TASTE" go and looking for the meaning.
it just like many babe choosing tall niggas over short niggas
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Of These Lady's Complexions Do You Prefer? (Pictures) by Caleb91(m): 7:37pm On Oct 22, 2021
Omo na 2&3 but that number 2 gat me any day, anytime.....
i remember back in jamb tutorial...was dating this fine fair in complexion girl (very beautiful)......
all of a sudden one melanin skin girl just joined the lesson......omo na so the gathering take scatter be that oooo......every nigga in that tutorial were now eyeing the babe.....make una come see the babe shakara.....my babe was now see this babe as a threat......on a normal levels me and that melanin babe start to dey talk......other niggas just relent as them dey see my fineboy doings with the banny....along the line my babe and the banny come turn to worst enemies base on my matter......my broda for this life ehn just fine small and get packaging.....even if you broke u go still dey smash classy kpekus.....the melanin babe don enter school, me self don dey school but babe still dey give me close marking...,she dey cap me say she wan come lap me for my school for one week

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Phones / Re: Apple Announces Macbook Pro With New M1 Pro And M1 Max by Caleb91(m): 8:28am On Oct 19, 2021
Maybe I am the only one who thinks that way, but Apple devices are ridiculously overpriced!
how much were u expecting them to sell that beast device...
if na samsung una no dey forget price
Phones / Re: Apple Announces Macbook Pro With New M1 Pro And M1 Max by Caleb91(m): 8:24am On Oct 19, 2021
Oga Mac and madam Apple na una sabi oo my lenovo thinkpad is working perfectly okay.. So if una like make una uprade to M16 e no concern me. grin tongue
your cash wont add up to anything bro.....take a chill pill

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