OscarJaden:
na girl were help op settle him loan no get 50k for account?
Lol

U dey mind that nigga wey dey mad

SavageResponse:
Did you go to church today?

I hate that question so much cos I don't believe in an imaginary skydaddy

Hey bro nobody really care about what you believe in.....just don't see people who believe in God as fools cause if you do....then you are the greatest fool of all time

I upgraded my iphone 7plus to IOS 15.4 last week ......and I'm still enjoying the upgrade I am still surprised on how some people are still complaining of the upgrade on their device

Beedude:

So na phone dem dey take pass person ?
Flawed mentality.
You dey use Iphone and you still dey rent house and dey trek up and down.
Person dey use Android and don build house and buy car.
And you think you pass am abi ?
You only bought what tickle your fantacy.
So it doesnt make you bigger than anybody

Boss shut up u dey talk as if android no dey wey fit by iphone remain change.....na the kind hate them dey talk about be this

spidey77:
I think you should dump yourself into a good English textbook first.
We will reason the twitter story later

It's so unfortunate how someone like you with an oxford dictionary brain is roaming around the street and using your daily free 50mb to troll people on a faceless forum .....get busy with your trolling hours

OP please we need investigative agent like you on Twitter.....the amount of things that never happened that is being posted on that bird app is alarming....just help us we need a messiah

BlessingDAMMY:
God forbid! I will not kiss him for 10 billion dollars. OP stop insulting Nigerian women. We are not cheap.

And werey go dey spread legs like mama nkechi wrapper for ordinary coke and gala

Even already used girls are still scared of being used.....this life is a mess...

Niggas are not just using babes again....
We live in a society where brothers keeper no longer exist......

Money now define the idea or point you bring to the table......

The favorite qoutes of students now is "no be who come class be serious student ....na who pass exam be serious student".....

The musicians of our century praise fraudsters for a living.....

Back in those days ritual was a thing of old men in their late 50's but now a 17 year old kid already knows 10 different native doctors SHM

AM OUT

shilenji:
For my safety, if I meet a girl I like, I stylishly ask to see her ex's pictures, if I perceive any yahoo from the picture like this na to ghost am sharply. I cannot share my destiny with anyone abeg.

Omo I don dey do this thing since 2020....I learnt this from a case that happened in our jamb tutorial that year ....make I no just spill shit here

Snapchat:

Your papa dey craze. Even if na iPhone 6, which it is not, iOS no be iOS. Werey.

U for try upgrade
Na una type dey use Samsung s21 utral dey compare iphone 6 and dey expect 6 to win because na iphone

yuping:
the root of all evil.

We are on the same table

Chiefecho:


Kid not everyone here is ur mate
Mind the words you use

You are a fool....broke ass thwart

My cousin will always criticize iphone ....even give u points and backup claims that could make u choose itel over iphone....but the day our late uncle In UK gifted us iphone 12 mini was when the story change.....nigga couldn't wait to for the shoes and the phone to land in Nigeria.....he gave out his Samsung S6 edge....... whenever I remind him about it he just laught it off.....he is still using it till date....he has more iphone pouch than clothes.....I laugh at those that compare android to IOS the only android that can be compared is Samsung .....the rest are just wannabe

Chiefecho:
iPhone is becoming boring by the day with their high price, I don kuku comot hand for their matter ☹️

I hate iPhone

It's not that I can't afford but...................

Idiot shut up you can't afford it ......by the way their are some Samsung that are far more expensive than iphone

i was just laughing at those replying the op.....i guess nigga is really bored and nairaland is always a dump site for bored ass nigga.....he choose the wackest topic in his brain and posted it here and i love the way he is backing up his wack topic with foolish headings(reps)......
hey niggas eat whatever makes u feel good in an appropriate environment.....no mind niggas using their zero balance to impress ladies......

Faber:
I dey pass night for bitches dem crib, especially the ones I have bleeped many times and known for very long.

I have passed night in a house shared by 4 different girls...I find one go sometime before lockdown last year, she took me around the town, and slept with her in the same apartment shared by her other flatmates. It was a 2 bedroom apartment. As I was bleeping her that night, she was moaning from 9:00pm till midnight. I was stylishly advertising my bleeping skills

In the morning they were teasing me, that I no gree make them sleep the previous night.

Las las I bleeped 2 out of the other 3. That girl I find go is now married and we are still flirting. But am not gonna bleep her again, na pesin wife, wetin dey her toto I never see
I am still bleeping one of those her other friends till now.


No big deal for me to pass night in a bitch's crib. Just know the type of bitches you roll with, that's all

Wehdon sir


How many balon D'or you don collect

jojo1415:
Yoruba and cultism are 5&6

I have nothing to say.... But sorry you are a fool for including tribe in this....

Omo uba do me this thing 2weeks ago I wan mad....
I go bank go make complain.... The cashier wey I meet dey shout for me.....
Na so I show am sey na from street I come from.... Me I no be gentle man....

paramakina202:


Do you speak Igbo to understand the difference in dialects?
Say what you know cos Yoruba also have different dialects.
In Igbo land every Village or town speaks their own dialect no town or village speaks what you call full language whatever that is.

if you dont know please know now
the yorubas have general language that they speak even if the state of origin is different.....every local govt in SW have it own dialect....but there is a general language for all yorubas...
know this and know peace

nijaomegacode:
My advice to young leaders is this. For your light to keep shining, For your glory to keep shining and for you to move higher in life , listen to this -
Never marry a woman you did not disvirgin. She's a curse to her children: born and unborn.

motivation coming from a product of truth or dare

columbus007:
No be to Build but for how long will it take to last.

before you comment finish....you suppose read am completely

zinaunreal:


Baba you can't have them

in my lifetime i have only dated 2 melanin babes out of 5 ex......the remaining babes are very fair in complexion (igbo girls).......on a fine boy level they are all at my disposal
my nigga dey even envy how babes dey take flock around we

zinaunreal:
Nobody wants 1 because they can't have them

na lie......there is something we call it "TASTE" go and looking for the meaning.
it just like many babe choosing tall niggas over short niggas

Omo na 2&3 but that number 2 gat me any day, anytime.....
i remember back in jamb tutorial...was dating this fine fair in complexion girl (very beautiful)......
all of a sudden one melanin skin girl just joined the lesson......omo na so the gathering take scatter be that oooo......every nigga in that tutorial were now eyeing the babe.....make una come see the babe shakara.....my babe was now see this babe as a threat......on a normal levels me and that melanin babe start to dey talk......other niggas just relent as them dey see my fineboy doings with the banny....along the line my babe and the banny come turn to worst enemies base on my matter......my broda for this life ehn just fine small and get packaging.....even if you broke u go still dey smash classy kpekus.....the melanin babe don enter school, me self don dey school but babe still dey give me close marking...,she dey cap me say she wan come lap me for my school for one week
MELANIN FOR LIFE

firstratedcitiz:
Maybe I am the only one who thinks that way, but Apple devices are ridiculously overpriced!

how much were u expecting them to sell that beast device...
if na samsung una no dey forget price

Don999:
Oga Mac and madam Apple na una sabi oo my lenovo thinkpad is working perfectly okay.. So if una like make una uprade to M16 e no concern me.

your cash wont add up to anything bro.....take a chill pill