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murmee:
Why won't they drop when they go on strike so often.

Abi

where is safe in dis world sef.....

generalfag:
Thanks alot brother for the assistance, am so grateful. Thanks

you welcome.

Jackossky:
Same as you *takes the front row,two hands on my pop corn* Staring

lol. nice

Enjoying ur updates and learning.

quite educative.

Patiently waiting on Uniben.

I guess u need chemistry... Check ur jamb brochure for clarification...

posting posting posting

OAU really dropped oo

This one na serious case oo

she looks stunning.

The guy get mind oo

adanny01:
My friend and i had a similar experience a month ago. One of the ABS sensors has been having small issues since a mechanic cut the harness. The wire was only connected by twist and taped with electrical tape insulator. Every time work is done on the wheel the wire disconnects. This time it was disconnected and my friend planned to solder the wires so that the joint will be stronger. Having no much time, he kept driving the car with ABS light on the dash knowing its just a simple wire he can work himself.

This fateful rainy morning, we were not going to work late and in a hurry on the popular Kubwa express in Abuja. He was doing 140km/h, approaching a corner with a car in front and a pool of water with not very good set of tires. He applied brakes and the tires instantly locked with no ABS, skidding out of control to the open drains. We hit the side kerbs which sent us drifting towards the median missing it by whiskers before coming to a stop after several drifts left and right. It was only the alloy wheel that took the hit but i had to point out to my friend how the series of carelessness almost killed us or destroyed his car.

That was so so close.

OAU is just trying hard to harness d situation at hand.

This is serious

interesting.

someone should pls gift me with 25mb abeg. 08150592441

Swazzkid:
If switching from chemistry to medicine is possible why won't it (animal science) be possible?... my only prob n ambition is to get high cgpa.... OK
u re saying agric.. dude ain't all about agric.. what of zoology.. vetinary medicine n d rest

You are seeing things d way u want it not d way it should be... Let us assume u have 5.0 cgpa... your animal science HOD will not release u coz u one of d best in d department... But dude faculty of agric to college of medicine hmmmm!! u should open ur eye naw and see properly..
In year 2 we will ask u guy how far naw.

FarukuWadata12:
OP PLS WHAT ABOUT UDUSOK ? WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO BEGIN THEIR SCREENING?

Check d subject of the thread..

Akjr:
1st time bein 1st to comment....Mostly d science students r d once bein posted.. Art r too plenty in numbers. D populations of art x too much. So x very complicated. Thats jst d fact

sorry does ur dad work with jamb?? How come u know it is mostly science students dat were posted...
Do u think u can judge d posted statics with those commenting online or because u have not been posted...
please wake up and stop making DAT statement..

Batifeori:
Yo fish,I ain't beefing and nobody's is beefing ur course. The guideline had stated it clearly that the admission will be base on 60% to 40% in the conventional uni's and 100% for sciences in specialized uni's,while its gonna be 70% to 30% in poly. So bro by looking at the way things are going,I think u should be able to do the analysis by the above mentioned modalities

Is ur papa working with jamb DAT u suddenly know the 60% is complete... do u think those coming online to comment about been posted make up d 60%. Think before u post things next time... Obviously are a wicked individual....... Because u were posted u started seeing things in ur distorted way.
Before i forget am a fish u are an He goat.

Why are u guys stressing yourselves.. May God keep us alive,we will get to see what they've got cooking for us.. We go see am all Naw.....
Posted or not posted we will see d end result...

Batifeori:
Bigot like u will continue to have sleepless night. U think am boasting or proud of that? Ehnnmm. Your case is not even worse. I sacrifized my monthly job because of jamb,in order for me to prepare well and hit an ambigious mark,at the end jamb awarded an arbitrary mark to me and my fellow art students for a reason well known to jamb. Ever since then,I haven't secure another job not to talk even getting money to cater for my self. And moreover,when we were given this scores,most of u stupid-shitheads in science says we are gullible and were not prepared that's why we scored so low. You better start praying to God and leave trash for lawma.

Nigga wat ur beef with science exactlyyy.
It is not late to be a science student Dan beefing us...
Congrats though.
Next time keep such comments to urself .

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agoadiv:
Some Of The Reasons Why Your Name May Not
Have Been Posted To Your School For Admission
Consideration:
1. LOW UTME SCORE:
Maybe your score is too low for the course you
are aspiring for. Someone who scored 201 and
aspiring for home science may be posted but
someone who scored 248 and aspiring for
medicine may not be posted. This is because home
science is likely to cut below 201 while medicine
will never cut below 248, so Jamb has assumed
that someone with 201 is supposed to get
admission under home science without screening
yet. Remember that if your name is posted, it
means you have been "Temporarily" offered
admission by Jamb, meaning you scored above
what Jamb is likely to cut for that course if
they were to admit you alone but school is yet to
screen you to know if actually you are qualified
even when you scored above "assumed" cutoff
mark. Meanwhile, there are some courses that
even when you scored above likely "assumed"
cutoff mark, you will still not be posted,
sometimes you will be posted even when you
scored below but the posting is mainly based on
your score and your course because ALL
SCHOOLS may have sent their cutoff marks to
Jamb but you wont know.
2.CHANGE OF INSTITUTIONS:
This may not really be the problem because there
are some who did not change school yet they are
not posted yet but some people I know that have
not been posted even when they scored high in
Jamb did change of school (about 2 people so
far).
The only names that may be posted later in the
Jamb website may be special candidates. All of
you know what I mean by special candidates; they
may be people with some errors in their
registration numbers or error in change of
school, they may be people that are sorting out
their admission via staff/university quota/slot
through a staff, they may be people that know
someone in the university..this is Nigeria so
everything is possible. It happened last year
when some people who were not eligible later
became eligible even before everything was
cancelled. I know how it was done then and it will
still be done this time. Some of you know me very
well, I say what I see and what happens, I dont
pretend to be self-made saint.
ADVICE
So if you are not posted yet, dont lose hope yet,
be prayerful, it may still touch Jamb to upload
more names and your name may be there. You can
still be posted through other means maybe
through miracles or maybe if you are sorting out
your admission.
Dont just lose hope or give up until its over. If
worse turns to worst, you may be posted to
another university; all univeristies are good, it
must not be your school of choice. Its not the
school you attend or course you read that makes
you, its your destiny.
Please Share With Others!!!

sorry bros this thing u are copying and pasting for ppl na from jamb or person write Wetin him feel.....

When u even google jamb official website more dan one website pops up....my old jamb brochures all have more dan a site.

percyshelu:
it's a lie abeg, Jamb portal is jamb.org.ng not jamb.gov.ng, no such news in jamb website

dude jamb has more than a website. U can check the old brochures jamb produced jamb.gov.ng is one of dem so believe wat u seeing bro

So what is uniben's plan for us? Our money must be refunded....

October 28

Dimejimichael:
Pls guys,can my sister got admitted in Unilorin for Med wit 234marks in Jamb...we heard der cutoff marks is 235
Pls help oooooooooo

There are loads of school to pick.... I had 247 and 80% . wasn't given any course. Let her change her institution.