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I met an empty treasury - Gen. Buhari I met an empty treasury - IBB I met and empty treasury - Sonekan I met an empty treasury - Abacha I met an empty treasury - Abdusalam I met an empty treasury - Obj I met an empty treasury - Yaradua I met an empty treasury - GEJ I met an empty treasury - President Buhari Nothing new there sir. Get to work and quit talking!!!!!

I met an empty treasury - Gen. Buhari I met an empty treasury - IBB I met and empty treasury - Sonekan I met an empty treasury - Abacha I met an empty treasury - Abdusalam I met an empty treasury - Obj I met an empty treasury - Yaradua I met an empty treasury - GEJ I met an empty treasury - President Buhari Nothing new there sir. Get to work and quit talking!!!!!

na when our best governor become alahji ?

The government are stealing and embezeling our money in bilions and trilions without no body saying a word,They are doing notin to help d poor,jobless youth and graduate on the street,but they are able and capable to nab them when they trying to survive the hardway, sumday the lion wil feast on the great halot and its fall will be worst than its rise.somday the youth wil ask them to vomit our money,God they

I Vote for Scentmarlc cc:NLJega

BREAKING NEWS
Buhari shed tears over the outcome of G7
meeting as G7 leaders compile a list of
corrupt leaders in Nigeria who have more
than a billion dollar worth of property and
investment in their countries all over Europe.
Guess who tops the list?
1. Obasanjo
2. Atiku
3. Tinubu
4. Sylvia
5. IBB
6. Amaechi
7. Ibori
8. Bankole
9. Odili
10. Dariye
11. Iwu
12. Oshiomole
13. Kwankwaso
14. Bafarawa
15. Abachas
16. Danjuma
18. Akighbe
19. Dikko
20. Bamaiyi
21. Wada
22. Useni
23. Dalhatu
24. Okorocha
25. Ngige
26. FFK
27. Agagu
28. Borishade
29. Bode
30. Jega
When dumb Buhari is through analysing the
list and taking down their matriculation
number in the institution of corruption, he
should not forget that 8.46billion will be
given out for the shirt, trouser, shoe, rapper,
pant, bra, agbada of our senators who want
to change Nigeria.

SAD SAD NEWS! A NIGERIAN LIVING ABROAD CALLED HIS MUM TO SAY; OLA: MOM, I'VE GOT HIV & SO I'M COMING HOME. MOM: (BEGGING) PLEASE, OLA NEVA COME BACK HOME. OLA: (SURPRISED) "WHY HE ASKED" MOM: "IF YOU COME HOME, UR WIFE WIL GET IT AND SHE WIL GIVE UR BRODA, UR BRODA WIL GIVE IT TO OUR HOUSE GIRL AND SHE WIL GIVE IT TO UR FATHER. YOUR FATHER WIL GIVE IT TO ME AND I WIL GIVE IT TO OUR DRIVER, OUR DRIVER WIL GIVE IT TO UR SISTER AND IF UR SISTER GETS IT, THEN THE ENTIRE VILLAGE WIL GET IT. SO WE AR COUNTING ON U TO DIE ALONE AND SAVE US ALL FROM DEAD"! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND

SAD SAD NEWS! A NIGERIAN LIVING ABROAD CALLED HIS MUM TO SAY; OLA: MOM, I'VE GOT HIV & SO I'M COMING HOME. MOM: (BEGGING) PLEASE, OLA NEVA COME BACK HOME. OLA: (SURPRISED) "WHY HE ASKED" MOM: "IF YOU COME HOME, UR WIFE WIL GET IT AND SHE WIL GIVE UR BRODA, UR BRODA WIL GIVE IT TO OUR HOUSE GIRL AND SHE WIL GIVE IT TO UR FATHER. YOUR FATHER WIL GIVE IT TO ME AND I WIL GIVE IT TO OUR DRIVER, OUR DRIVER WIL GIVE IT TO UR SISTER AND IF UR SISTER GETS IT, THEN THE ENTIRE VILLAGE WIL GET IT. SO WE AR COUNTING ON U TO DIE ALONE AND SAVE US ALL FROM DEAD"! HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

wat is dis,asa befor wizkid,is wizkid a singer,eh see wat weed as turn nigeria into, if you want to know what a singer means,listen to jhene aiko-bed peace,or TGT-i need, to me i shud rank like this

1.asa
2.p square
3.2 face
4.banky
5.flavour
6.tiwa salvage
7,davido
others na noice

tempest01:
That's cool...a little far though

ya

WHY IS IT DAT WEN A MAN IS MAD, THE 1ST
THING HE WIL DO IS TO REMOVE HIS CLOTHS
AND GO NAKED AND WEN A WOMAN IS MAD,
THE LAST THING SHE WIL DO IS TO REMOVE
HER PANTS?

defendedvictim:
Is dat a cucumber or ur face?

guy u don kill me wid laugh here

tempest01:
EKID

ok,am in afahansit

make i use this land campain before i go return to build my mansion,



vote scenmarlc for mr Nairaland.

i love to be a bloger but i need a mentor,if u wil help pls this is my watxup number 07080001511, or www.facebook.com/calebosko, or/caleb sylvanus

tempest01:
Why akwaibom? Them wan come kill us?

wey are u in akwaibom

nairalandprince:
Dis post reminds me of my former self. Lost count of applications I v submitted. Things are a lot different now guys. My life has taken a 180degrees turn for d better. GODWIN. Why not join me. D project is HUGE. U are most welcome to partake ESPECIALLY if U live in Akwa Ibom. Am only 6wks in d project and I v received bank alert 3times. My whatsapp no 08085188110

wey in akwaibom are u,am from akwaibom too

nice one op, but how wil i make money on it? Is it only tru advertizement?

i observe that all the location na OYO, ---"on your own"

them think say na oyibo man

waiting i wan use this land do sef ,make i just buy am keep

Some weeks back, a certain xenophobic
South
African
walked into a restaurant in Pretoria.
As soon as he entered, he noticed a Nigerian
man
sitting in
the corner.
So he walked over to the counter, removed
his
wallet and
shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for
everyone in
this
restaurant, except that NIGERIAN over
there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the
man
and began
serving free food to everyone in the
restaurant,
except the
Nigerian.
However, instead of becoming upset, the
Nigerian
simply
looked up at the South African and shouted,
"Thank you!"
That infuriated the man. So once again, the
South
African
took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter!
This
time I am
buying bottles of wine and additional food
for
everyone in
this bar, except for that NIGERIAN sitting in
the
corner over
there!"
So the waiter collected the money from the
man
and began
serving free food and wine to everyone in
the bar
except the
Nigerian.
When the waiter finished serving the food
and
drinks, once
again, instead of becoming angry, the
Nigerian
man simply
smiled at the South African and shouted,
"Thank
you!"
That made the South African man furious.
So he leaned over on the counter and said
to the
waiter,
"What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have
bought
food and
drinks for everyone in this bar except for
him, but
instead of
becoming angry, he just sits there and
smiles at
me and
shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad"
The waiter smiled at the South African and
said,
"No, he is
not mad.
He is the OWNER of this restaurant."
May God make your enemies work
unknowingly in
your
favour &
Have a blessed week Ahead !
Like www.facebook.com/calebosko for more

(in ryback"s voice) stupid

y him in no Run,abi him no get legs

scentmarlc:
I wan book space.
I love this place
Its not because of the race
Coz it has no trace
In my face
God bless my days
And take up my case
My destiny i embrace
Enemity i distaste




Infact dis Rappings is causing me pain
I dey strain since, and it still aint rushin like a rain.
Lord help prevent this shame.
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Abeg no look up, na rubbish i write..
I hear say if i sabii rap, na added advantage, na y i start to dey spew dose jargons ooooooo. But wait ooo, e b like say i try small ooo

**wears boot and bouncing, rehearsing d rubbish ryhmes*
Make i quick go drop mixtape befor d annointing go comot


MR NL2015, Its All About SCENTMARLC

Am hailing my ogas dem
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lolz,u try o,i go cum give u coruss later

Ada Okeke shared her true life story online…
My people, I need your advice… I am the one
involved!
My cousin (male) came home last Christmas
looking for a wife, I told him about my
girlfriend and we agreed to invite her over
so that he can see her. At last he liked her,
collected her phone number from me,
though I told her before doing that.
But here is the deal between me and him, he
made it clear to me never to disclose what
he does for a living to her now, but rather I
should tell her he is a security man living in
Mushin… ( note: he is a rich business man
but he is afraid to disclose his identity now,
because according to him, he is looking for
a lady that will love him for whom he is and
not for what he is)…
They met, he told her the same thing, after
everything she came to me to know
whether it’s true, I told her yes… But she
should give him a chance, and try to know
him very well… She told me she wasn’t
interested, not ready for marriage yet, I tried
all my best to convince her but to no avail, I
let go!
Later he found another lady, paid her bride
price last February, they are planning for
their traditional marriage soon..
Now, I don’t know how my girlfriend ran
into him and discovered he is a rich
business guy… She called me yesterday
afternoon and gave me the insult of my life.
Her reason is that I shouldn’t have lied to
her in the first place, knowing fully well we
are friends… that a friend is not supposed to
lie to a friend… Her sisters called me and told
me the same thing. But when I tried to
explain things, they hung the phone on me..
I am planning to go over to their
place today to explain things to her sisters
and apologize too, but my own sisters are
still with the opinion that I did nothing
wrong..
What do you think? Did I do the right or the
wrong thing?

scentmarlc:
BuSsiness man i zoom you oooo

















In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

lolz,thats how we roll

sure win for bacelona,



after that there will be another champions leak final on Nairaland Between Scentmarlc VS Swagavilage @ MR Nairaland final round, buy ur tiket now befor its too late,its a crash of titans

its necesary so thet they wil resume duty quik,

INTROVERT:
Nothing Eva


No matter what.

see them,na so them dey talk