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Politics / Re: Jumbo Pay: Emeka Anyaoku’s ‘atomic Bomb’ by Calebosko(m): 8:31am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I met an empty treasury - Gen. Buhari
I met an empty treasury - IBB
I met and empty treasury - Sonekan
I met an empty treasury - Abacha
I met an empty treasury - Abdusalam
I met an empty treasury - Obj
I met an empty treasury - Yaradua
I met an empty treasury - GEJ
I met an empty treasury - President Buhari
Nothing new there sir.
Get to work and quit talking!!!!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photo Of Sinach & Her Mum by Calebosko(m): 8:30am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I met an empty treasury - Gen. Buhari
I met an empty treasury - IBB
I met and empty treasury - Sonekan
I met an empty treasury - Abacha
I met an empty treasury - Abdusalam
I met an empty treasury - Obj
I met an empty treasury - Yaradua
I met an empty treasury - GEJ
I met an empty treasury - President Buhari
Nothing new there sir.
Get to work and quit talking!!!!! |
Politics / Re: Godswill Akpabio Wears Chieftaincy Turban by Calebosko(m): 11:22pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
na when our best governor become alahji ? 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Police Nab Three Inter-state Car Robbers After Their Operation(Pictures) by Calebosko(m): 7:07pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
The government are stealing and embezeling our money in bilions and trilions without no body saying a word,They are doing notin to help d poor,jobless youth and graduate on the street,but they are able and capable to nab them when they trying to survive the hardway, sumday the lion wil feast on the great halot and its fall will be worst than its rise.somday the youth wil ask them to vomit our money,God they |
Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 2 by Calebosko(m): 1:27pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
I Vote for Scentmarlc cc:NLJega |
Politics / G7 Leaders List Top Corupt Nigerian Leaders by Calebosko(m): 11:34am On Jun 21, 2015 |
BREAKING NEWS Buhari shed tears over the outcome of G7 meeting as G7 leaders compile a list of corrupt leaders in Nigeria who have more than a billion dollar worth of property and investment in their countries all over Europe. Guess who tops the list? 1. Obasanjo 2. Atiku 3. Tinubu 4. Sylvia 5. IBB 6. Amaechi 7. Ibori 8. Bankole 9. Odili 10. Dariye 11. Iwu 12. Oshiomole 13. Kwankwaso 14. Bafarawa 15. Abachas 16. Danjuma 18. Akighbe 19. Dikko 20. Bamaiyi 21. Wada 22. Useni 23. Dalhatu 24. Okorocha 25. Ngige 26. FFK 27. Agagu 28. Borishade 29. Bode 30. Jega When dumb Buhari is through analysing the list and taking down their matriculation number in the institution of corruption, he should not forget that 8.46billion will be given out for the shirt, trouser, shoe, rapper, pant, bra, agbada of our senators who want to change Nigeria. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Conducts Drills To Counter Nuclear Disaster by Calebosko(m): 10:43pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
SAD SAD NEWS! A NIGERIAN LIVING ABROAD
CALLED HIS MUM TO SAY; OLA: MOM, I'VE
GOT HIV & SO I'M COMING HOME. MOM:
(BEGGING) PLEASE, OLA NEVA COME BACK
HOME. OLA: (SURPRISED) "WHY HE ASKED"
MOM: "IF YOU COME HOME, UR WIFE WIL GET
IT AND SHE WIL GIVE UR BRODA, UR BRODA
WIL GIVE IT TO OUR HOUSE GIRL AND SHE
WIL GIVE IT TO UR FATHER. YOUR FATHER
WIL GIVE IT TO ME AND I WIL GIVE IT TO
OUR DRIVER, OUR DRIVER WIL GIVE IT TO
UR SISTER AND IF UR SISTER GETS IT, THEN
THE ENTIRE VILLAGE WIL GET IT. SO WE AR
COUNTING ON U TO DIE ALONE AND SAVE US
ALL FROM DEAD"! HAVE A WONDERFUL
WEEKEND 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Adesola Amosu Declares War On South-south Militants,Orders Air Bombing Of Creeks by Calebosko(m): 2:26pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
SAD SAD NEWS!
A NIGERIAN LIVING ABROAD CALLED HIS MUM
TO SAY;
OLA: MOM, I'VE GOT HIV & SO I'M COMING
HOME.
MOM: (BEGGING) PLEASE, OLA NEVA COME
BACK HOME.
OLA: (SURPRISED) "WHY HE ASKED"
MOM: "IF YOU COME HOME, UR WIFE WIL GET
IT AND SHE WIL GIVE UR BRODA, UR BRODA
WIL GIVE IT TO OUR HOUSE GIRL AND SHE WIL
GIVE IT TO UR FATHER. YOUR FATHER WIL
GIVE IT TO ME AND I WIL GIVE IT TO OUR
DRIVER, OUR DRIVER WIL GIVE IT TO UR
SISTER AND IF UR SISTER GETS IT, THEN THE
ENTIRE VILLAGE WIL GET IT. SO WE AR
COUNTING ON U TO DIE ALONE AND SAVE US
ALL FROM DEAD"!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND! 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Singers In Nigeria 2015 - T.I.N by Calebosko(m): 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
wat is dis,asa befor wizkid,is wizkid a singer,eh see wat weed as turn nigeria into, if you want to know what a singer means,listen to jhene aiko-bed peace,or TGT-i need, to me i shud rank like this 1.asa 2.p square 3.2 face 4.banky 5.flavour 6.tiwa salvage 7,davido others na noice 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fg Picks Geregu, Itu As 2,400mw Nuclear Power Sites by Calebosko(m): 5:05pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
tempest01:ya |
Romance / Why Do Mad Men Get Neked Easily While Female Dont by Calebosko(m): 5:02pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
WHY IS IT DAT WEN A MAN IS MAD, THE 1ST THING HE WIL DO IS TO REMOVE HIS CLOTHS AND GO NAKED AND WEN A WOMAN IS MAD, THE LAST THING SHE WIL DO IS TO REMOVE HER PANTS? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am I Handsome **hot pics** by Calebosko(m): 8:52am On Jun 18, 2015 |
defendedvictim:guy u don kill me wid laugh here |
Politics / Re: Fg Picks Geregu, Itu As 2,400mw Nuclear Power Sites by Calebosko(m): 7:26am On Jun 18, 2015 |
tempest01:ok,am in afahansit |
Politics / Re: Apologize Within 7 Days Or Face Yoruba Gods, OPC Tells Apc’s Spokesperson by Calebosko(m): 5:08pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
make i use this land campain before i go return to build my mansion, vote scenmarlc for mr Nairaland. |
Webmasters / Re: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by Calebosko(m): 1:21pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
i love to be a bloger but i need a mentor,if u wil help pls this is my watxup number 07080001511, or www.facebook.com/calebosko, or/caleb sylvanus |
Politics / Re: Fg Picks Geregu, Itu As 2,400mw Nuclear Power Sites by Calebosko(m): 12:25pm On Jun 17, 2015 |
tempest01:wey are u in akwaibom |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Unemployed Graduates Pass Through In Nigeria by Calebosko(m): 8:23am On Jun 17, 2015 |
nairalandprince:wey in akwaibom are u,am from akwaibom too |
Webmasters / Re: Learn How To Design / Start A Blog and Make a Good money from it by Calebosko(m): 5:59pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
nice one op, but how wil i make money on it? Is it only tru advertizement? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Academic And Non-academic Staff Recruitment At Bowen University -12 Positions by Calebosko(m): 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
i observe that all the location na OYO, ---"on your own" 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Corper Kidnapped In Rivers State Yesterday- SEE PHOTO by Calebosko(m): 6:08pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
them think say na oyibo man 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Deputy Senate Presidency: Sen. Ekweremadu And Ahmad Ali Ndume Lock Horns... by Calebosko(m): 11:28am On Jun 09, 2015 |
waiting i wan use this land do sef ,make i just buy am keep |
Politics / Re: Official Photos From Desmond Elliot’s Inauguration Yesterday by Calebosko(m): 8:16am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Some weeks back, a certain xenophobic South African walked into a restaurant in Pretoria. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Nigerian man sitting in the corner. So he walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! I am buying food for everyone in this restaurant, except that NIGERIAN over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food to everyone in the restaurant, except the Nigerian. However, instead of becoming upset, the Nigerian simply looked up at the South African and shouted, "Thank you!" That infuriated the man. So once again, the South African took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that NIGERIAN sitting in the corner over there!" So the waiter collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the Nigerian. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, once again, instead of becoming angry, the Nigerian man simply smiled at the South African and shouted, "Thank you!" That made the South African man furious. So he leaned over on the counter and said to the waiter, "What is wrong with that Nigerian? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for him, but instead of becoming angry, he just sits there and smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is he mad" The waiter smiled at the South African and said, "No, he is not mad. He is the OWNER of this restaurant." May God make your enemies work unknowingly in your favour & Have a blessed week Ahead ! Like www.facebook.com/calebosko for more 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Evangelist Kills Herself Because Her Husband Couldn't Satisfy Her In Bed by Calebosko(m): 4:30pm On Jun 08, 2015 |
(in ryback"s voice) stupid |
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Roots For Fashola Presidency by Calebosko(m): 7:56am On Jun 08, 2015 |
y him in no Run,abi him no get legs |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Calebosko(m): 6:35am On Jun 07, 2015 |
scentmarlc:lolz,u try o,i go cum give u coruss later |
Romance / Lady Rejects Guy Cos He’s Poor’,later Discover He’s Actually Very Rich by Calebosko(m): 6:22am On Jun 06, 2015 |
Ada Okeke shared her true life story online… My people, I need your advice… I am the one involved! My cousin (male) came home last Christmas looking for a wife, I told him about my girlfriend and we agreed to invite her over so that he can see her. At last he liked her, collected her phone number from me, though I told her before doing that. But here is the deal between me and him, he made it clear to me never to disclose what he does for a living to her now, but rather I should tell her he is a security man living in Mushin… ( note: he is a rich business man but he is afraid to disclose his identity now, because according to him, he is looking for a lady that will love him for whom he is and not for what he is)… They met, he told her the same thing, after everything she came to me to know whether it’s true, I told her yes… But she should give him a chance, and try to know him very well… She told me she wasn’t interested, not ready for marriage yet, I tried all my best to convince her but to no avail, I let go! Later he found another lady, paid her bride price last February, they are planning for their traditional marriage soon.. Now, I don’t know how my girlfriend ran into him and discovered he is a rich business guy… She called me yesterday afternoon and gave me the insult of my life. Her reason is that I shouldn’t have lied to her in the first place, knowing fully well we are friends… that a friend is not supposed to lie to a friend… Her sisters called me and told me the same thing. But when I tried to explain things, they hung the phone on me.. I am planning to go over to their place today to explain things to her sisters and apologize too, but my own sisters are still with the opinion that I did nothing wrong.. What do you think? Did I do the right or the wrong thing? |
Sports / Re: #uclfinal: Juventus Vs Bacerlona Today At 7:45pm by Calebosko(m): 6:09am On Jun 06, 2015 |
scentmarlc:lolz,thats how we roll |
Sports / Re: #uclfinal: Juventus Vs Bacerlona Today At 7:45pm by Calebosko(m): 10:08pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
sure win for bacelona, after that there will be another champions leak final on Nairaland Between Scentmarlc VS Swagavilage @ MR Nairaland final round, buy ur tiket now befor its too late,its a crash of titans 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Senate Approves Buhari’s 15 Advisers by Calebosko(m): 1:42pm On Jun 03, 2015 |
its necesary so thet they wil resume duty quik, |
Romance / Re: What Will Make You Cheat On Your Husband? by Calebosko(m): 8:51am On Jun 03, 2015 |
INTROVERT:see them,na so them dey talk |
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