Assuming one day, armed robber come to
your house
after robbing u they give u a gun to shoot
and kill your wife.
Suddenly you go by
your knee pleading say "wallahi" Sir, I can't
because I love
her wholeheartedly.
Therefore the angry robber collected the
gun and gave it to
your wife quickly she
collected the gun and point at your direction
and pull the
trigger unfortunately
there was no bullet, the robber collected the
gun laughed
and left.
Friends be
honest after the encounter, what will you do
if this woman
was ur wife?

beware of this garden,or what hapend to adam and eve in 1900 wil hapen to u, and beware of my son who may cum as a snake.


















I wil soon build mansion for here,









dis place is for my cars,








not a while i saw my girlfriend flexing with another man,thats why am doin stupid tinz so,my blood dey hot.


I must make money pass dangote in this life,

vimi:

*shaking* just gimme tha black/white passport photo inside, KEEP THE REST

have it,but make sure u surport me tonyt,if i win that money in d bank,i will return ur wallet

vimi:
GUYS!

Just lost ma wallet while reading this thread, no one must move an inch

Kennygee search the gurls while i search the guys *i will Maywheather that thief today*

Thanks

see the wallet here,e get wetin u go do??,do cus i get fight with brock lesner tonyt((( i am d undertaker)))

atention,i dont like you people rendering curse to people on this tread,cus am aiming front page,if you persist i wil report you to ICC,human right,etc for trying to kill my dreams

vislabraye:


Show us picture of their bank account. Lol.

lolz they have their own special bank,no body else withdraw from it

picture evidence,

These rich girls are in search of true love.
They will never forget you if you can give
them love and tender care.



These rich executive chics really do not have
time for long talk. If you know the right
thing to do, and how to position yourself
you will have them eating from your palms.
Most of the rich girls in town really are in
search of true love. So if you are a guy who
can give them the love and tender care they
so crave for, here are some tips that can
help you get them loving up fully.
1. Dress smart: These rich chics really do
not care about your money, but they
appreciate a guy who has a good dress
sense and a good shoe to go with it. Now I
do not mean you should break the bank.
These chics are not about the fashion
brand. Guy if you have an “OK shirt, “starch
and iron it mehn! Look neat and well
groomed and you are good to make a
catch.
2. Talk Intelligently: An empty head does no
one any good. These rich chics have seen it
all, so do not try to impress. Just make
sense and get reasonable information on
every subject you can lay your hands on.
“Guy no be say you dey go do exam oh!”
Give intelligent advice and do not barge in
on conversations. Just carry yourself as an
informed person humbly. Pride turns off
these rich chics.
3. Find out what she love: Get to know
what she loves and be informed about it.
Love what she loves with all the passion in
you, and you will reap the benefits of your
long suffering. Be the person to volunteer
to be part of their hobbies etc. Show
interest genuinely.
4. Make her laugh: Don’t try to be a
comedian. You will just fool yourself. Just
have a good sense of humor. No dirty jokes
please.
5. Be busy: Do not run to them or answer
their calls, anytime they call you. You sef
form busy. These rich girls appreciate you
when you have a vision and you are
working at it. Do not just paint dreams.
Work towards your dreams
6. Be independent: Never ask for help
financially or in any other form. Do not even
ask for contacts or connection, even when
you know they have it. Be a self made man.
This guy! The mistake most guys make is
that they quickly start asking for help when
they find out that the rich chic is in to them
and loves spending. Guy, even when she
gives you money, pretend not to want it at
first, make her beg you to take it. Never ask
for any favour. Always pay the bill when you
go out.
7. Be real: If you cannot afford the hotels
they frequently go to, tell them so. You can
say “Right now, I cannot afford those kind
of hotels, but it is a matter of time I will take
you there. But today let us go to mama
bose’s place” They will appreciate you for
being real and aspiring to get to the top.
8. Use Poetry: Use lovely, romantic poetic
words to tell them how you feel about
them. Do a hand-written letter. They get
cards all the time. Be different unique and
creative.
9. Be confident: Exude an aura of
confidence. Never be intimidated about
their cars, friends, house and all that. Do not
be proud because those kind of chics
cannot stand proud dudes, that is why they
are not dating guys from their class.
10. Show love for the needy: Women
generally love a caring man. Genuinely show
concern for the poor and you are top on
their list.



Writen by CALEBOSKO

many of them na akwaibom girls

he loves you,marry him,its hard for a man to leave a girl he truely loves,men are not ladys who can refall inlove with another man easily especially if he is rich,




besides those men above me a all theif,i thought i was the first to coment before they detrone me tru tribunal in court,so am goin to report to ICC,

I
need your candid view on this issue.
A man rented a house and moved in with
his family.
After 2 years his rent was increased from
400,000
to 500,000.
He didn’t complain because he liked the
house.
The following year however, he couldn’t
come up
with the money and the agent was on his
neck; his
wife saw that her husband was passing
through and
decided to lend him some money so he
could pay
the rent and refund the money to her when
he gets
it. The man was indeed grateful to his wife
and
refunded the money to her as soon as he
got it.
Two years later, the house rent was
increased to 700,000 and the man became
very upset, so
he
begged the agent to introduce him to the
landlord
so that he could talk to him but the agent
bluntly refused.
The man decided to do an underground
investigation to find out who his landlord
was; the
revelation of the investigation really shook
him – The house belonged to his WIFE!
As a man, if you found yourself in this
situation,
what would you do?

Aitee1:
Hmmmmm...but I love my boyfriend that teaches in a primary school nah

babe ato mor ke Anang,ami nto abak lga

oga jona no fear bcus him know himself

Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel is
being lined up by Real Madrid in a
surprise summer swoop, according
to reports.
The Nigerian international is closing
in on 10 years at Stamford Bridge,
but has never been a first-team
regular.
Having made just 12 Premier League
appearances this season, Mikel's time
in the Premier League might be up.
Spanish giants Real Madrid are
plotting a move for the 28-year-old,
which would be one of the summers
most surprising signings.
Carlo Ancelotti worked with Mikel
while at Chelsea, and believes he will
be a great addition to his squad.
Chelsea fans: Should you sell John
Obi Mikel? Comment

tym92:

birds of a feather....


Ole of d highest other....

tanks

fake list

yea tru,i prefer to stay in my hux alone playing good music and demonstrate like am d singer,and with my mb and full batry on my phone or laptop for brousing i dont need any thing that can spoil my mood like chick

today is my day,happy birthday to me,mikel obi,david luiz,kaka,john cena,wiliam shakespear,serena wiliam,n to all those celebrating today,i av a mesage to you ---" It's been a long day without you, my
friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again
We've come a long way from where we
began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again
When I see you again
Damn, who knew?
All the planes we flew
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here talking to
you
About another path
I know we loved to hit the road and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't
last
Had to switch up
Look at things different see the bigger
picture
Those were the days
Hard work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place
How could we not talk about family when
family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were
standing there by my side
And now you gonna be with me for the
last ride
It's been a long day without you, my
friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again (I see you again)
We've come a long way (yeah, we came a
long way) from where we began (you
know we started)
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again (let me tell you)
When I see you again
First you both go out your way
And the vibe is feeling strong
And what's small turn to a friendship
A friendship turn into a bond
And that bond will never be broken
And the love will never get lost (and the
love will never get lost)
And when brotherhood come first
Then the line will never be crossed
Established it on our own
When that line had to be drawn
And that line is what we reach
So remember me when I'm gone
(remember me while I'm gone)
How could we not talk about family when
family's all that we got?
Everything I went through you were
standing there by my side
And now you gonna be with me for the
last ride
So let the light guide your way, yeah
Hold every memory as you go
And every road you take will always lead
you home, home
It's been a long day without you, my
friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again
We've come a long way from where we
began
Oh, I'll tell you all about it when I see you
again
When I see you again
When I see you again
When I see you again"

#Notoxenophobia,love you all

One man's meat is another man's poison.
Different strokes for different folks they say.
Here is a list of the different kind of guys
women love.
1. The Bad Boy: The fact that he is
unpredictable, a non-conformist is a turn
on for most women. This kind of guy,
knows how to give her a good time and
doesn't care what the world thinks of him.
She knows, and she just wants to enjoy it
while it lasts.
2. The Romantic Guy: Women love to feel
appreciated, and the romantic guy can
express love in many passionate ways, even
a guy might become jealous. He is
constantly bringing her flowers and
chocolate and lighting candles during
dinner. He calls her often to let her know he
is thinking about her and looks into her
eyes and tells her how he feels. Hmmm!
4 Women love power: They want to be seen
as the heartthrob of the guy “at the top.”
5. The creative guy: She is intrigued by the
artistic guy's creative mind and especially by
the way he incorporates her into his art.
6. The Intelligent guy: He stimulates her
mind, and body with intellectual discourse
that leaves her wanting to be around him.
He is not boring. He creates exciting topics
and shows-off his intellectual prowess in a
gentle way. Always ready to help.
7. The Church guy: This guy can be seen as
boring, but he seems like a safe haven from
heartbreak. God help you, that he turns out
not to be the “ogbologbo” mix.
8. The considerate Guy: Women love men
who are compassionate and considerate. It
arouses their motherly instinct to
reciprocate with love. They always want to
be around the guy who cares for them
genuinely. Who wouldn’t?add urs

Imagine watching porn and hear your
mum coming up the stairs,you try to
shut it down but your laptop
freezes..What would you do? A twitter
user's tweet has gone viral after he was
forced the smash his laptop than have
his mum catch him watching porn.
However some twitter users thought it
was a dumb move as he could just slam
the laptop shut or remove the battery..
He said he wasn't thinking at the
moment

oboy make e enter front page i go cum coment,no be space booking b dis o,take note

na true u dey yan bro

just in UDOM first half and second half win,a landslide victory in Akwaibom state #sekem

guy dont let anybody pul u down,or discourage u,d lyrics over make sence,just dat u need to ake it kind of RNB miz with a little rap, thumps up bro

lolz,gold digers,they know its Apc"s turn to share d national cake.

In another news- gudluck jonathan is a man of peace,had it been it was Godswil Akpabio,he for deliver his second term presidential bit,chek out how he deliver udom hands down in akwaibom,despite al d noice made by Apc pro to the election in akwaibom,he single handedly deliver udom and his senet ambition,d man too tyt

Voters take to their heels as political
thugs cart away with ballot in AKwa
Ibom...

Somewere in Etoi in uyo lga someone lost his life and others injured

Who is responsible for this?

am goin tru dat now,she don return but d love i had for her when i toast her is gone,i wi only fuc*k and dump her

TheSonOfMark:




Too bad you didn't get the sarcasm, sire.


Unam ikod iwa. Eyen akpara.

da ikpa udo ame nwod,ayawod ndito yoruba k nairaland

so no be today e start,women faling for hunters,becus of meat since d days of Abraham,now dey don upgrate da hustle,dem dey fall for people wey fit hunt money

abeg na, ano try am, if u fight and they beat you,next tym u quarell with ur spouse she go use am yap you, she be like no be you wey mike beat that day,na only me u sabi flex muscle