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Don't know about you all but let me share a bit of street reality with you.
I am free this morning.

Presently around my workplace (self employed), there is one particular well structured early 20s girl who is in FWB agreement with someone I Iook up to as a big street broda, note that the agreement between them requires him to give her feeding allowance everyday regardless of what else he gives her if they go out for knacks, sometimes if the guy is not around, he will tell her to come and collect money from me, then reimburse me later.
Normal guys stuff, the guy has already cleared me on happenings between him and her but the girl doesn't know that I know.
After like the third time of the guy sending her to my side, I noticed she has started developing a soft spot for me, after collecting money, she will find a reason to hang around and try to strlke conversations with me. Knowing about happenings, I respected myself and try keeping my distance then resorted to telling the guy not to send the girl to my side again.
He stopped telling her to come and collect anything from me, after that she now started coming to my workplace for no reason other than to see me.

So one day, I teased her to explain the reason she is always coming to collect money from the guy, Sons of Adam, she said she is collecting it for her elder sister who is dating the guy. I didn't say anything. Just kept quiet.
This girl also have the same arrangement with one other guy who also happened to be my acquaintance but my street bro doesn't know.
She is collecting money from two guys I know (might be more)

Long story short, I can't touch her out of respect for the guy, though the guy said that since she is the one pushing herself on me, I shouldn't spare her on his account.
She is always offering me her body and the only hole I am yet to finger in her body is her eye socket and I have never given her one kobo.

She and the guy are presently not on speaking terms because he didn't give her money when she wanted to travel last month, same crime I should be guilty of but she can't hold me to account because my money was never on offer.




You are free to draw whatever conclusions you.
Money or Game.

As long as you are not selling yourself short.
Carry go!

Blasphemy galore on a Sunday morning

For people who claim not to pedestalise Pussy, may I bring it to your notice that you all have been debating about the aforementioned Pussy non stop for the last 36 hours

Pussy is a swimming pool, you shouldn't be concerned about who else is swimming alongside you, who swam before you or whoever will swim after you are done.



That is what he meant

babyfaceafrica:
what does the bolded mean?

Don't think I have seen any movie as ridiculous as Kungfu Hustle.



Movie is pure cruise from A to Z

The Tomorrow War
2.5/4

Someone please explain what paradox means to the writers

Whilst you lot sort out your Civil War (May the best side win by the way)

Let me drop this from personal experience.
There are three major phases in the life of an average male.


The Naivety/Innocent stage: During his formative years, He is ignorant and sheltered from the harsh realities of life, he sees all females as angelic beings who can do no wrong and deserve all the pampering and care in the world.
The ingredients for his breakfast are presently being purchased at the grocery store at this stage.


The Selective Amnesic stage: He has started coming of age and is now partially seeing the world for what it really is but one drawback is that for one reason or another, he chose to hold on to the belief that his girlfriend at the time is different from the hoes he sees around.
The ingredients for his breakfast have been purchased and something is cooking in the kitchen.


The Eureka stage: At this juncture, the five course breakfast has been served. Bros has finally realised that AWALT, now he is faced with three choices.
*Learn how to manipulate the game and beat the players at their own game.

*Become a woman hating whining misogynist who lashes out at any given opportunity.

*Simply resign to his fate and carry on doing the same thing expecting different results because he thinks it is a rigged game with no cheat code to alleviate his losses (what redpillers call Simps).

Should be viewed via the same lenses one will view a mosquito working in an insecticide producing company

SOZINN:
What's your take on female red pillers?

Gumi will soon go and take pictures with Bandits brandishing assorted automatic weapons and nothing will happen.


Las las everybody will be alright

Redpillers' Civil War

Learning how to be alone without being lonely is the ultimate secret of happiness.

Post-Coital clarity known in economical terms as Buyer's remorse then followed by the three stages of grief to be crowned by an action called Confessional in Catholic circle.........Some might take it further by embarking on a journey called Tawbah in Islam but due to ingrained congenital biological deficiencies the end result is a medical condition Psychology call Relapse

MJBOLT:

then what happens after cumming??

The only people who are naturally predisposed to being redpilled from birth are male homosexuals.

Most of us are technically one "mad" sex style away from changing our middle name to Simpson.


But we are not ready for this conversation

Battle of who Redpill pass

WTF is "I Redpill pass you"?



Nothing wey bottomless pit no go cause for this life

Thor Ragnarok



200 millionth rewatch


Still 10/10.


One of my top three favorite MCU movies.

Captain America Civil War

Avengers Infinity War/Endgame

Ragnarok

Finally someone who gets the memo!



This is the true definition of "game".

Your money should be on display but not on offer.

GrammarNazi1:
My own belief is that money attracts these girls but if you've got game you ain't wasting/spending that money!

Unknown Gunmen got me rolling in stitches

complexBoss12:
Imagine that you have a team, in modern football, you want to compete at the highest levels and you can only mention these 4 as your Best businesses. And as a matter of fact, these 4 guys you mentioned, in their current forms, non of them can bench a player in Aston Villa team.

And you mentioned Man U, Chelsea and City as the only people that spent more, even tho there is no stat to support your claim, because Tot and even Everton has spent good in the last few years, but my question, is it Norwich City, Arsenal is expected to spend more than.

Arsenal doesn't just need good players, Arsenal even needs new name, because they are gradually moving from gunners to unknown gunmen.

Humans don't usually expend considerable energy unless it is absolutely necessary.

You will know how highly/lowly they think of you by the amount of effort they put into the lies they tell you.

Some guys will be spending money on leeches so as to maintain the high interest.

This week at my workplace, literally told one who thought she had me by the balls "listen, I have always been seeing you around and never bothered to care about knowing you, you were the one who planted yourself in my life and I don't think I have anything major to lose should this situationship hit the rocks".


Said my shakara is too much then straightened up.


I can't be stressed because of a situationship where I will be the one providing the bulk of the resources, shey you wan dey stress me on top my resources ni?

Joker09:
I can relate. This how a lot of them do now. In fact they'll act like they have 'high interest' in you, only to bill you later on. This is their new technique. I've witnessed it several times but I refuse to fall for any of their antics. It's what a lot of naija girls do now. I'm not surprised at all, it's sad.

So many contradictory contradictions on this thread.

Empty barrels make the loudest noise.


Most of the his so called premium sexcapades he boasts now about are what I used to enjoy with my harem of girlfriend(s) before I turned 22 that year........... At almost zero cost.




There is nothing of note to takeaway from banging multiple bottomless pit. Whenever you get too good at getting into girl's pants with ease. It gets boring when you get to a certain point.

These days I forlick with the opposite sex to pick their fish brain and try to do the impossible which is knowing what makes them tick because wetin remain wey we never bang for pussy

Azurevermillion:
You no get strength to argue.

Some people mistake crassness for bluntness, vulgarity for wokeness and crude inhumanity for Redpill.




Las las everybody will be alright

Every Mohammed, Uche and Bayo in Nigeria is now a motivational speaker.


Even person wey never sort his life out will be writing about 10 ways to become a billionaire in 2 months


Na ment!

Is there any Academy Awards category for youngsters?

Someone please give the kid that played Marcus in A Quiet Place II an Oscar.

MF fanatic!

abduleez1:
Lol, you dey craze. Which average movies. how many I out sef. No let me woze you oo.

I honestly forgot those movies you mentioned. And I would have recommended, but again, there's some movies I omitted cos I believe he must have watched them already as they are quite popular. Same goes for Private Ryan and Django Unchained.

No files needed for this particular one

abduleez1:
Ok oo. Sha make na dey update us regularly, cos this people dey block am sharpaly. Everyone ke. Wetin dem don block the next day. na only 200mb I see use.

Won't I need any file(s) for the VPN?

Werey dey disguise use style chipping in DECU average movies when Prestige, No country for old men, Django Unchained, The Wolf of Wall Street, Saving Private Ryan and many other classics haven't gotten a look in.


MF fanatic!

abduleez1:
The Dark Knight
Logan
Inception
Train To Busan
The Handmaiden
V for Vendetta
The Godfather
Watchmen
300
Atomic Blonde
30 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
Black Hawk Down
The Man from U.N.C.L.E
Ju: On; The Grudge
Interstellar
3 Idiots
Murder on the Orient Express
IP Man 1–4
Man of Steel
Zack Snyder's Justice League
What Happened To Monday
The Conjuring 1&2
Deadpool 1&2
IT

I am starting to believe his hype is much bigger than his actual abilities.

His ego is getting out of hand.


What is he on free kick duties for?
Won't release the ball to better placed teammates to score.



He better keep piling up his numbers in Farmers league, moving to La Liga or Premiership will be the end of his career.

Seeing as you guys were sharing tips all month.
I thought everyone was already on the wagon.
Why hoard wetin no deduct anything from my account?


Download Stark VPN Reloaded on Google play store, run the application, the second rectangle contains some options, choose Airtel 500 mb or Glo unlimited for glo users.

abduleez1:
Oga drop something if na know things.

Ah Han, why na stingy like this?
Baba get cheat and you dey hoard am from boys.

I was given one Glo unlimited cheat but haven't tested it yet.

Still rocking Airtel daily free 500mb cheat.

NisforNicky:
any glo cheat working currently pls?

Because I don't understand how Redpillers will be hammering on how Redpill teaches a man self control and how to make reasonable logical decisions then go ahead to say it is perfectly permissible for a poor man to be spreading his seeds up and down when he can't cater for his offsprings because of one yeye innate biological compulsive disorder

Raalsalghul:
Lol!

Na Green Pill!