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AshtonJake:[size=13pt]Is this some sorta spam?[/size] |
[size=13pt][b]Gay[/b]ging by the poster's reaction to the question of gender, I think she's gay[/size] |
[size=13pt]Congrats girl. I rejoice with thee. What the Lord has done for you shall be permanent in thy life[/size] |
[size=13pt]As far as this issue is concerned there's nothing like caught in the middle. You can avoid it from the start by not going to the altar, SIMPLE.[/size] |
[size=13pt]If your fate is not strong, faking it is dead wrong. If your fate can't get you an AA/AS baby don't near the altar with your AS/SS sperm/ova. Why would you think of creating babiessssssss you will murder (abort) knowing you can avoid it by avoiding the marriage in the first place?[/size] |
[size=13pt]Oops where's everybody?[/size] |
Duduknight:[size=13pt]Makes so much sense[/size] |
[size=13pt]Una go leave naija go base where the culture no make room for una[/size] |
sista-jay:[size=13pt]Hmmmm [/size] |
spikedcylinder:[size=13pt]Sorry about that. I think you should always find out your friends genotype before going long term[/size] |
rampant: sista-jay:[size=13pt]This looks similar in a different way[/size] |
[size=13pt]Just kidding up there. Find a way to solve it. If you can't do it, let her know on time so you guys can look for an alternative.[/size] |
It's possible but sexo will be like stench in the air. If you guys don't do it, it may choke the relationship |
Are you sure you guys are dating or are you her assignment solving friend? |
holythug:I'm just saying it like it is thug |
People get time o |
It's left for you to save it or sever it. In your heart of hearts you know what you want. If you don't want such affair tell her or better still let your actions tell her. |
She's your secret admirer. You unlocked the gate when you said that. You need a mai-guard to check her access through the gate.Dude you are right. I had a similar experience while having extra mural class for JAMB. I don't even talk to the girl. But one eveing after classes she was sitting alone by the gate as I was leaving (maybe she set a trap for me, who knows). So I just asked her nicely if she was okay, why is she alone there, is there any problem. That was how I detonated a hidden BOMB. The rest is history. |
Almost had phone intimacy |
None, never worn one since jss3. The time is 5:13pm by the way ![]() |
[size=13pt]Ever heard this before "It wasn't like this when we got married. He/she was so sweet loving and caring, don't know why he/she suddenly changed." That's when your luck ran out with your failed plan[/size] |
lady bam:[size=13pt]LOL! Or better yet comment your reserve[/size] |
[size=13pt]@ poster Lots of a lot of people claim to be statisticians on nairaland. How did this one arrive at 98% Is that the count of your last boyfriend?[/size] |
[size=13pt]It's located everywhere. See question[/size] |
[size=13pt]I find me a boo, we get nude and get heated up in the room[/size] |
[size=13pt]Why should I spare the rod? But that doesn't mean you use the rod all the time. I remember when my auntie whooped the shit out me after my pest-like activities drastically reduced the market value of her mouth watering stock fish. After that day, I never got near stock fish. Bring it to me now and I'll flee for my dear life [/size] |
[size=13pt]Well I guess the rod was spared. Why won't she send the cub to the dad? Or is the dad a grizzly bear? The boy needs the dad to tame him. Can you imagine, just 14. I would say make some money and avoid whipping by selling the lion to be kid to the zoo keepers[/size] |
mohawkchic:[size=13pt]Give me a hint so I can get it right [/size] |
rubi:[size=13pt]. . . and sorrow go start[/size] |
albridge:[size=13pt]Without grace, nothing stays in place. Still I think you gotta be lucky not marry Hosea's or Ahab's wife.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Some of them don't have stretchmarks, that would an understatement. What they have is stretch tattoos[/size] |
