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 Music/Radio › Re: Worst Lines Ever Used In A Nigerian Song. . . . by Caliente(m): 3:28pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=239274.msg3513969#msg3513969 date=1235570454]In the issue of long neck like fowl, got dough but you are skinny. . . . .Ruggedman's reply was: He says I claim to have dough and I am skinny.Its funny really Coming from someone that has no car or home of his own,he has been squatting with different people till date since he camme to Lagos and I will say their names later if need be.its mad funny I tell you.Meanwhile have run through a BMW 3 Series,A nissan Murano,A Mercedes Benz C Class,A Volkswagen Toureg and I dedicate my new Chrysler Crossfire to mode9,its to inpsire him not to give up,he still fit make am.[/quote][size=13pt]I beg did Rugged say that in song or interview? Cuz I'll like to have that song.[/size] |
| Politics › What Is Fashola Doing About Area Boys?! by Caliente(op): 1:03pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
[size=13pt]What Is Fashola Doing About Area Boys?! That is my question. I don't know if he's doing anything about it so people tell me. The news everywhere these days is the demolition of flea markets. In my honest opinion there's nothing wrong with WHAT he's doing but. . . . . . . there's everything wrong with HOW he's doing it. He should relocate these markets and not cut off their means of livelihood and send them to the wild. When will the 'area boys' institution be demolished? Or is it an illegal-legal Lagos Government Department of Extortion/Violence. I hear that area boys activities generates filthy N1m daily for one highly placed filthy Lagos baba, that's why it's a very difficult menace to deal with. I think flea market is a noble thing when compared to area boys. Oh Christ people forgive me please, there's no comparison at all. So people if you know any positive thing he's doing to check this menace please let me know.[/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedman Responds To Death Blow (the Mode9 Diss Song) by Caliente(m): 7:22pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]If javapikin cry from now till tomorrow Ruggedman will still be doing his good thing naija style. Mode9 will be loud mouthed like bus conductor while Rugged's pocket suffers obesity.[/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedman Responds To Death Blow (the Mode9 Diss Song) by Caliente(m): 5:27pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Mode is wack Rugged is wack everybody is wack including YOU! wey no get one track[/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Mode9 Is A Thief Jare by Caliente(m): 3:35pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I hear say Mode9 is broke now he's a thief. Tell us more.[/size] |
| Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedman Responds To Death Blow (the Mode9 Diss Song) by Caliente(m): 3:16pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Ruggedman is wack, Modenine is wack and javaluv is wackest! Everybody happy?[/size] |
| Phones › Phone Crashed During Software Update by Caliente(op): 2:36pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt] My phone crashed during software update, is there any hope of coming back? It's a nokia 5300. I wanted to update it from 5.50 to 7.00. It can't even come on. [img]http://www./sig/Nwabu.jpg[/img] [/size] |
| Computers › Help! How Do I Kill Bitdefender On My System?! by Caliente(op): 9:14am On Dec 11, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Please o! Abegi o! How do I remove bitdefender completely from my system? I've uninstalled it from my system but it is still lurking around. I don't see it anymore in the add and remove program page but it keeps popping from time to time asking me to allow or block a program. The antivirus is indeed now a virus in my system. Please I need your help urgently.[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Come To My Aid by Caliente(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Why should I come to your AIDS?  [/size] |
| Phones › Re: Nokia Or Sony Erricson by Caliente(m): 1:37pm On Dec 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Nokizzle for shizzle[/size] |
| Phones › Re: Nokia Phones & Fx Platforms by Caliente(m): 1:20pm On Dec 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]With a little spice of english[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Dirty Fork by Caliente(m): 1:15pm On Dec 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I'm just  rolling on the floor[/size] |
| Literature › Re: A Dating Book By A 9yr Old! by Caliente(op): 5:29am On Dec 03, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Heheheheheeheee! Go read his 46 page book to find out.[/size] |
| Literature › A Dating Book By A 9yr Old! by Caliente(op): 5:15am On Dec 03, 2008 |
[size=13pt]When 29 year olds are still looking for dating tips/advice, a 9 year old wrote a dating book. http://www.nypost.com/seven/12022008/news/nationalnews/i_wrote_the_book_of_love_141817.htm[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Just How Effective Are Pick Up Lines by Caliente(m): 6:23pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Error![/size] |
| Phones › Re: Sonyericsson XPERIA X1 by Caliente(m): 3:49pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I've used 5 phones and all of them are nokia. Nokia 4 life![/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Glass Of Milk by Caliente(m): 12:13pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Skintite:[size=13pt]Very touching indeed. @ poster You should've posted it in the touchy section and not jokes  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 5:48pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt] I don't know why o[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 1:07pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Hope say una go service before posting here this sunday otherwise I'll start banning you in descending alphabetical order. If that's the case, then S . . . . comes first. [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › We Are Zulus by Caliente(op): 8:30am On Nov 23, 2008 |
[size=13pt] An airplane is flying over the US at night. The pilot says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw out anything in the cabin" The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. Pilot: "Still going down we must throw out some people." There was a big gasp from the passengers. Pilot: "But to make this fair passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order." "So. . . A. . . any African on board?" No one moved. "B. . . any blacks on board?" No one moved. "C. . . any coloureds on board?" Still no one moved. A little black boy asked his dad. "Dad, what are?" Dad replied instantly saying, "Tonight son, we are Zulus" [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Modern Medicines: by Caliente(m): 12:20pm On Nov 22, 2008 |
Fucknostat[size=13pt]I need those two of course I'll test it on you for two weeks before I pay.[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If You Love Someone Quote by Caliente(m): 5:40pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Seun If you love your dictatorship, ban users And the idiots will come back with new IDs[/size] |
| Politics › Re: Merrill Lynch Ranks Nigeria World’s Safest Economy by Caliente(m): 1:24pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
[size=13pt]That's a good thing for us. But what is it really safe from? OK it's safe for OBJ and his corrupt cohorts to embezzle/loot public funds/treasury and go unpunished. OK I get just how safe it is. BUT IT'S NOT SAFE FOR THE HELPLESS MASSES.[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A New Id Suggestion by Caliente(m): 6:42pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Gatitoloca[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Unban Scopium Or Else: by Caliente(m): 6:35pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Who be this Scopium sef? [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Una Peeps 4 Jokes Secshuns Too Wicked Sef by Caliente(m): 5:58pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Did you put it on air? A lot of beta creatures were born dat day like my chihuahua.[/size] |
| Technology Market › Re: Does Anyone Know Of Any Outlets.where Original Nokia Batteries R Sold N Price by Caliente(m): 3:57pm On Nov 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Try the nokia shop at The Palms Mall Lekki[/size] |
| Phones › Re: Anybody With Etisalat Gold Numbers? by Caliente(op): 11:38am On Nov 07, 2008 |
Mustay:[size=13pt]You don't get it do, do you? The problem is the N10,000 and not the bla bla bla. You can't pay with patience.[/size] |
| Phones › Re: Anybody With Etisalat Gold Numbers? by Caliente(op): 7:25pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Aiyetunje:[size=13pt]You mean patience to pay the N10,000 or patience to do what?[/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Interesting Phone Conversation by Caliente(m): 7:21pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]LOL! This can't happen in naija where people flash and then make 30 seconds call or 45 seconds tops. Besides Atutupoyoyo is not a name you can easily mistake for another thing.  [/size] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Shehu The Banner Boy by Caliente(m): 6:27pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
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