₦airaland Forum

blissfulr:
If your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

Yes now; the south conspired with the westerners to collapse their industries. Abiola closed down His VW plant in kaduna; Ekene dili chuku closed down his mercedes plant in the north while the enugu one is running and coscharis(another ibo enemy) refused to take his BMW up north. What other proof do you need?

sistawoman:
I agree with the last poster that it depends on the woman. I have never been so drunk that I was not aware of what i was doing.

Also you have to keep in mind that people will do something they wanted to do anyway under the influance and then blame it on the drink when in reality they were going to do it anyway.

mohawkchic:
~OMG Caliente, i have a similar story only it wasnt my Parents,it was my Nanny !! I was Told she picked me up from school one day,then hooked up with her b/f on the way . . . somehow she got caught up doing whatever she was doing w/ her b/f in some secluded place forgot all about me as i played by myself & wander off without her knowledge . . . needless to say she got the sack b/c her story didnt match mine . . plus someone stole my lunchbox off me as i wandered around crying, the way my mum explains it,its Ooh soo hilarious . . .she almost killed that maid !!

~The maid ended up going home to alert my parents i was missing,They raised an alarm . . as they searched for me,I suppose i was lucky someone walked me to the nearest Public building where they saw me walking from so i was found safe!!

[size=13pt]Your maid went on a honeymoon while your was an excursion [/size]

Missy B:
This xplains why yhu see nigerian men d way yhu see them

michelin89:
Come on Sir! I admit I drank some whiskey and brandy and gin and Vecchia Romagna and Baileys before the exams but damn, if I could find my way to the classroom why are you telling me I wrote that sh-t??

michelin89:
Damn! I swear I tried my best. Isn't the order of words subject + verb + direct complements + indirect complements?

michelin89:
See this one don carry him grammar come? Sir have you corrected my test?

Nothing like cannibalism though! In cases of frozen brains nothing better than a hot oven!

[size=13pt]No! I can't navigate through the damn thing [/size]

michelin89:
The reason why they said he couldn't haven't been Nigeria is simple: they either think Africa is a country or that Nigeria is Africa!

almondjoy:
Another trap? Lai lai! I will never tell you guys any of ma secrets! The last one I disclosed. . . .caused me 10 bans!

What the spoon!

Gamine:
Slept in the toilet

[size=13pt]Alone I suppose [/size]