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Romance › Re: Check This Love SMS Dat will make ur Darlings Think & Think Sleeplessly Abt U by Caliente(m): 11:46am On Jul 30, 2008

[size=13pt]I'm just saying it's tooooooooo long.[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by Caliente(m): 11:34am On Jul 30, 2008

blissfulr:
If your arm is comfortably reposed across the girl's shoulders and "all's right with the world" then your next step is to flatter her in some way. All women like to be flattered. They like to be told they are beautiful even when the mirror throws the lie back into their ugly faces.

[size=13pt]Jeeez!! I just ordered superglue to hold together my shattered ribs. [/size]

Romance › Re: Check This Love SMS Dat will make ur Darlings Think & Think Sleeplessly Abt U by Caliente(m): 11:23am On Jul 30, 2008

[size=13pt]Reading that thing is worse than capital punishment.[/size]

Politics › Re: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by Caliente(m): 10:45am On Jul 30, 2008

Yes now; the south conspired with the westerners to collapse their industries. Abiola closed down His VW plant in kaduna; Ekene dili chuku closed down his mercedes plant in the north while the enugu one is running and coscharis(another ibo enemy) refused to take his BMW up north. What other proof do you need?

[size=13pt]If you were one of those guys won't you do the same? When common dispute over suya can start a riot in the north and what do they do? Kill christians/southerners and loot/destroy their property and businesses worth millions of cash.[/size]

Travel › Los Angeles Is Cheaper Than Lagos by Caliente(op): 10:35am On Jul 30, 2008

[size=13pt]It's cheaper to live in Los Angeles US than Lagos Nigeria. Didn't know somebody was watching us. By the way, they were referring to Ikoyi kinda places in Lagos and not AJ kinda places, who cares? Lagos is Lagos. Unemployment rate is higher than the highest bird in the sky, that makes it even worse to survive in Lagos.[/size]

[url]http://finance.yahoo.com/real-estate/article/105443/World's-Most-Expensive-Cities[/url]

Politics › Re: Animals Do Not Turn Into Human Beings: Ok? by Caliente(m): 9:20am On Jul 30, 2008

[size=13pt]Don't you just love/_hate the way the poster says idiotic. Idiotic People, Idiotic Reporters, Idiotic Story, Idiotic Nairalanders, Idiotic Tenant, Idiotic Claims, etc. I think the poster is annoyingly IDIOTIC[/size]

Romance › Re: Are Women's Morals Loosened Easily By Alcohol? by Caliente(m): 2:13pm On Jul 28, 2008

sistawoman:
I agree with the last poster that it depends on the woman. I have never been so drunk that I was not aware of what i was doing.

Also you have to keep in mind that people will do something they wanted to do anyway under the influance and then blame it on the drink when in reality they were going to do it anyway.

[size=13pt]Very true[/size]

Romance › Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Caliente(m): 1:38pm On Jul 28, 2008

[size=13pt]Well it's pretty obvious that what the gals want is also what they can give the guys BUT do they do that? undecided

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Family › Re: Most Ridiculous Thing My Dad Did To Me by Caliente(op): 2:52pm On Jul 27, 2008

mohawkchic:
~OMG Caliente, i have a similar story only it wasnt my Parents,it was my Nanny !! I was Told she picked me up from school one day,then hooked up with her b/f on the way . . . somehow she got caught up doing whatever she was doing w/ her b/f in some secluded place forgot all about me as i played by myself & wander off without her knowledge . . . needless to say she got the sack b/c her story didnt match mine . . plus someone stole my lunchbox off me as i wandered around crying, the way my mum explains it,its Ooh soo hilarious . . .she almost killed that maid !!

~The maid ended up going home to alert my parents i was missing,They raised an alarm . . as they searched for me,I suppose i was lucky someone walked me to the nearest Public building where they saw me walking from so i was found safe!!

[size=13pt]Your maid went on a honeymoon while your was an excursion grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Guy by Caliente(m): 6:49pm On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]Na soo[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by Caliente(m): 6:48pm On Jul 25, 2008

Missy B:
This xplains why yhu see nigerian men d way yhu see them

[size=13pt]I just hate some slangs or style of writing such as this[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by Caliente(m): 6:14pm On Jul 25, 2008

michelin89:
Come on Sir! I admit I drank some whiskey and brandy and gin and Vecchia Romagna and Baileys before the exams but damn, if I could find my way to the classroom why are you telling me I wrote that sh-t??

[size=13pt]Student that's what I saw, teacher ain't lying. Maybe your toxic (~~beauty~~/alcohol) state affected my sight. Bring your answer sheet to my office after school.[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by Caliente(m): 6:05pm On Jul 25, 2008

michelin89:
Damn! I swear I tried my best. Isn't the order of words subject + verb + direct complements + indirect complements?

[size=13pt]I saw somethng like vag+dic+com+com+com+com+com+compliments[/size]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hot Guys Corner by Caliente(m): 5:28pm On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]The guys here are so hot that they've melted all the pix posted[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by Caliente(m): 5:22pm On Jul 25, 2008

michelin89:
See this one don carry him grammar come? Sir have you corrected my test?

Nothing like cannibalism though! In cases of frozen brains nothing better than a hot oven!

[size=13pt]No! I can't navigate through the damn thing tongue

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Guy by Caliente(m): 5:18pm On Jul 25, 2008

gabe_logan:
this your criteria sef, u don dey pour sand-sand for your garri already

he should be focus, determine and christian in nature

[size=13pt]You got a point. Maybe she has fasted and the lord revealed nairaland as the source where her future soulmate will come from.[/size]

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by Caliente(m): 5:13pm On Jul 25, 2008

michelin89:
The reason why they said he couldn't haven't been Nigeria is simple: they either think Africa is a country or that Nigeria is Africa!

[size=13pt]Meaning what? Is your sentence senselessly sensible or sensibly senseless?[/size]

Forum Games › Re: What Did You Do Last Night? by Caliente(op): 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2008

Bleep-NL:
I went to heaven to have dinner with The Almighty!!

We had a blast, the food was something different and un-imaginable!!

[size=13pt]What does the Almighty look like?[/size]

Family › Re: Most Ridiculous Thing My Dad Did To Me by Caliente(op): 3:07pm On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]None for public consumption. undecided

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Family › Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Caliente(m): 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]I have clean secrets at the moment, unfortunately you are looking for the dirty type. Disclosure opportunity is lost.

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Family › Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Caliente(m): 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2008

almondjoy:
Another trap? Lai lai! I will never tell you guys any of ma secrets! The last one I disclosed. . . .caused me 10 bans!

[size=13pt] What the spoon! shocked

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Family › Most Ridiculous Thing My Dad Did To Me by Caliente(op): 2:43pm On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]What's the most ridiculous thing your dad did to you? Mine is this. My dad forgot to bring me home from school one pathetic day like that. That happened when I was in nursery school. We were like four forgetees remaining in school when everybody has gone. What do we know, we played and played and pla. .y. . e. . . d. . . . , then we explored the entire length and breath, nook and cranny of the school before our forgetors started showing up and picking us one by one. I can't remember who went last but finally my dad came. Funny thing was, I never knew what happened that day until years later when my mum told me the comedy that went down that fateful day. It's all good though. I'll like to hear yours.[/size]

Forum Games › Re: What Did You Do Last Night? by Caliente(op): 11:33am On Jul 25, 2008

Gamine:
Slept in the toilet

[size=13pt]Alone I suppose lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by Caliente(m): 11:27am On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]Does this naija puto/poster have a french p u s s y?[/size]

Sports › Iraq Banned From Beijing Olympics by Caliente(op): 11:22am On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]Before some suicide bomber will reduce the world's population drastically in one helluva a BLAST. That's not the reason sha.[/size]

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/news?slug=ap-iraq-banned&prov=ap&type=lgns

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by Caliente(m): 11:18am On Jul 25, 2008

[size=13pt]If that's the case for the guys, the same goes for the girls. After all we are Nigerians and not FRENCH people tongue

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by Caliente(m): 11:13am On Jul 25, 2008

Unique-wun:
HOW MANY NIGERIAN GUYS HAVE You KISSED
DAT You ARE COMIN 2 A CONCLUSION

[size=13pt]Ask her jare[/size]

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