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Romance / Re: Any Man Who Thinks All Women Want From Men Is Money, Has Low Self Esteem. by Caliente(m): 3:45pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
You gotto have a J.O.B. If you wanna be with me No romance without finance Please where can I find the girlfriends that spend good money on their boyfriends? Just asking for a friend. Thank you 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / N50,000 Weekly Air Time Giveaway To Participate In New Website Launch! by Caliente(m): 4:37pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Angela Nwosu Slam Ladies Who Complain About Men With Small Joystick by Caliente(m): 10:26am On Aug 09, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: Please how do find a woman's cvnt size without first measuring with your dyck? Im just asking for a friend. |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: 'Don't Listen To My Music If You Are Not A Fan' by Caliente(m): 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
I used to listen. I didnt know he is still a musician |
Celebrities / Re: Nneka Onuorah: 'I Got 700 DMs From Nigerian Married Women Hitting On Me' by Caliente(m): 1:37pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
She is ffuucckkiinngg LYING! The mod that moved this to front page is ffuucckkiinngg STUPID |
Health / Re: Benefits Of Sleeping For Eight Hours Every Day by Caliente(m): 5:25am On Jul 30, 2017 |
BiafraBushBoy: You mean it's for rich or wealthy humans who can afford to sleep for 10 hours while their investments make millions for them in their sleep. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Photos From Yauri Rice Market Kebbi State. by Caliente(m): 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
lPOB: How about the Igbo importers import something that we cannot produce in Nigeria? How about Abakaliki develop their rice farm and market? How about the Igbo importers invest in Innoson and make it a global brand? 9 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Who Wants Free Airtime? N50,000 Weekly Airtime Giveaway! by Caliente(m): 9:47am On Jul 24, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso: The Land Igbos Are Holding In The North More Than Whole South-East by Caliente(m): 4:12pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
Eerrhm how many oil blocks does the north own in the south? More than than 10000 times the economy of the north? |
Gaming / Re: Lies About "Gamers" That People Still Believe by Caliente(m): 11:54am On Jun 22, 2017 |
I didnt even know there's a stereotype for gamers. Whats the stereotype for nairaland users? Whats the stereotype for FTC hunters and 'celebraters'? Whats the stereotype for name checkers? Whats the stereotype for Waka passers? Whats the stereotype for Davido vs Wizkid fighters? (very pathetic) Whats the stereotype for snake post posters? Whats the stereotype for psycho celebretites hooked on publicity stunt drug? Whats the stereotype for..... 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: N400m Fraud: Metuh Writes DSS To Allow Dasuki To Testify As Witness by Caliente(m): 3:44pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
Here we go again.... |
Politics / Re: Photos: Gov. Okorocha's Entraco Waste Human Life Again! (sad) by Caliente(m): 2:26pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
So sad. RIPP |
Celebrities / Re: Churchill Reacts To Tonto Dikeh Showing Up At Son's School Dressed As A Man by Caliente(m): 8:50am On Jun 17, 2017 |
Introducing TONTO DIKH, literally being a dicck, no pun intended. I pity the poor kid. Some celebrities are just hopeless suckers for publicity stunt. |
Celebrities / Lessons From Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Visit To Nigeria by Caliente(m): 11:18am On Sep 01, 2016 |
Most wealthy people in the West do not flaunt wealth. Mark Zuckerberg came to Lagos, and he is comfortable doing ordinary things because earned money is different from stolen money. Are you surprised at the blandness of his wardrobe? Don't be. Mark attended Philips Exeter in New Hampshire; one of the best college preps in America. They teach these things early in prep schools; character, learning and selflessness. In these schools, blandness is normal; formal dress is an Oxford shirt over plain khakis and penny loafers. Informally, you wear polos and boat shoes. The emphasis is on rigorous academic curricula, athletics and etiquette. America separates their thinkers and creatives early, and nurtures them. Real money is not loud. When money is earned, people work, not because they need money but because they derive joy in doing what they love and contributing to the body of knowledge and to humanity. They know relaxation is a fluke if the contrast of challenging work is absent. They don't waste their lives in hollow pursuits of vain pleasure, material acquisition and conspicuous consumption. How many rich people in Nigeria have really earned their money and contributed to humanity? Mark is comfortable in his own skin and has nothing to fear jogging on Lekki Ikoyi bridge or navigating puddle ridden curbs in Yaba without the ridiculous immensity of sirens and armed escorts. If you check out their charitable giving, you will be surprised. It is in character; they don't oppress... they build. They invest in people, not things. They make dreams come true, not shatter them. Real money has a strong sense of privilege and the responsibilities that comes with it. Take some useful lessons from this, and use money.... be humane, and don't allow money to use you....... https://thechronicled..com.ng/2016/09/great-lessons-from-facebooks-mark.html
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Jobs/Vacancies / Lucrative Vacancy For Telesellers And Marketers At Powerup by Caliente(m): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
VACANCY in LAGOS for TELESELLERS and MARKETERS We have a lucrative vacancy for Telesellers and Marketers at a Power company (www.gemstonepower.com) based in Lekki REQUIREMENT: TELESELLER - 0-1 years in Marketing; - Good interpersonal/Communication skills; - Clear/audible communication skill - Customer Service skills; - Knowledge in Computer skills; - HND and above in any field of study; - Must have passion and interest to work; - Vacancy is open to both genders. MARKETER - 0-1 years in Marketing; - Good interpersonal/Communication skills; - Customer Service skills; - Knowledge in Computer skills; - HND and above in any field of study; - Must have passion and interest to work; - Vacancy is open to both genders. Qualified CVs should be sent nwabueze@gcplng.com. Timeline Friday April 30, 2016. Best of luck. |
Jokes Etc / Amazeballs! You Won’t Believe What Happened After I Opened The Pizza I Bought! by Caliente(m): 3:00pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
I bought a pizza the other day, haven't had pizza in a while. I like to eat healthy so I would rather eat fruits than near pizza. You won’t believe what happened after I opened this pizza. I finished every slice of the pizza of course! Gotcha! What were you expecting lol! That I saw one bleached yeyebrity cleavage? That I saw $20k instead of pizza? What were you expecting to read? Disclaimer: This happening never happened. |
Politics / Re: No Retreat Until The Abducted Girls Are Back - Oby Ezekwesili by Caliente(m): 3:54pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
What's with the red bracelet and red beret? |
Politics / No Retreat Until The Abducted Girls Are Back - Oby Ezekwesili by Caliente(m): 2:13pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
No Retreat Until The Abducted Girls Are Back Those were the words of Oby Ezekwesili more than a year ago. It appears to me there has been a helluva retreat or are the girls back?
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Sports / Re: Samuel Eto Supports Nigeria Against Terrorism, See What He Did by Caliente(m): 1:40pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
So Eto said pray for Nigeria after France saga. Is he riding on the wave of controversy to publicity stunt or genuinely being a brother's keeper? Is this the first bomb explosion in Nigeria, but it seems this is Eto's first solidarity with Nigeria. (correct me if I'm wrong.) If you've not been praying, shame on you. I've been praying for Nigeria since the first blast. Nigeria has been praying since the first Boko Haram bomb blast. The sad truth is that WE have become desensitized to terror explosions due to incessant nature. May we never get used to evil! |
Politics / Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by Caliente(m): 4:18pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
It's funny same French people supported #BBOG massively and it was cool. 1 Like
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TV/Movies / Re: Your James Bond: Daniel Craig Vs Pierce Brosnan by Caliente(m): 9:05am On Nov 09, 2015 |
Screwface: Apologies Your Screwness for slandering your highly respected name. It won't happen again 4 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Your James Bond: Daniel Craig Vs Pierce Brosnan by Caliente(m): 7:16am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Daniel Craig the crude brute is so bad for Bond movies that he's not even fit to play Bond villain. He shouldn't even be a bystander. He should play villain in a Van Damme movie. He just takes the classy coolness out of 007. Timothy Dalton wasn't so good but was so much better than this unrefined screwface bond personality. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Your James Bond: Daniel Craig Vs Pierce Brosnan by Caliente(m): 10:54am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Craig is brute omonile/alaye/agbero and worst 007 I've ever seen. Pierce is a classic man. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Reckless And Irresponsible Gulder Promo Image: Thumbs Down Gulder!! by Caliente(m): 10:49am On Oct 17, 2015 |
So Gulder decided to be adventurously funny with their promo image and concept on facebook, but one guy didn't find it funny and wrote them a short letter. I agree with the dude. His letter is reads; Dear Gulder, I find this ad image IRRESPONSIBLY RECKLESS. Are you encouraging people to damage their teeth in order to drink #Gulder or get drunk drinking #Gulder? How about you tell your drinkers to go about carrying their own openers instead of brazenly promoting a habit that is dangerous to dental health and hygiene. Please distribute bottle openers to your drinkers instead of this. On top of that, the image portrays a nauseating tribal or ethnic profiling of people with irresponsible and reckless drinking behaviour. I implore you to change the ad image and concept immediately to something safe and not offensive. An apology will demonstrate you really want people to drink responsibly. https://m.facebook.com/GulderNigeria/photos/a.195922433761863.42357.195459323808174/1042866982400733/?type=3&comment_id=1044667665553998&ref=m_notif¬if_t=like&actorid=100003321608058
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Fashion / Re: Nose Ring: Who Rocked It Best? by Caliente(m): 10:59am On Oct 03, 2015 |
If the bot, Ezemarcel starts dressing like an animal, I'll gladly compare it with an animal. |
Fashion / Nose Ring: Who Rocked It Best? by Caliente(m): 10:49am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Now I'm not a fashion freak or fashion slave but I have s sense of what's good, bad or damn freaking ugly lol. Between these two livestock who rocked the nose ring best? My money is on the cow, such a cutey lol.
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Romance / Re: See what A Lover Bought For His Girlfriend As Birthday Gift(pics) by Caliente(m): 4:31pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
LIES!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Ariyike Akinbobola Repairs Bad Street In Lekki Using Her Own Money (Photos) by Caliente(m): 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Nice gesture. STUPID publicity stunt. A man in my area. I know a few men who did same in my area but you won't even know who did it. One did pave stones. The other bought better stones. Won't be surprised if I see pictures of her giving a beggar money. |
Politics / Re: Foreign Reserve Has Risen By $2.89b In One Month Under Buhari – Emefiele by Caliente(m): 11:10am On Jul 09, 2015 |
If reserves rose because manufacturers can't buy inputs they need, then it's a Pyrrhic victory. These moves will cause GDP growth to slow further, manufacturers risk going out of business (or at least being hit hard), gap between official and parallel FX rates will widen as folks desperately try and source FX to keep businesses running, inflation will increase since we are still import dependent, ... |
Romance / Re: Some Very Silly Things Guys Should Stop Doing by Caliente(m): 11:05am On Sep 02, 2014 |
One man/woman's very silly act is another man/woman's very sensible act...... 1 Like |
Business / Re: Woolsworth Set To Exit Nigeria. by Caliente(m): 2:21pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
Their not-great-looking merchandise is highly over prized. They think they can exploit us to like their brother mtn. Mtn's product and service is essential, theirs is not, hence the low patronage. Yaba dey there lol. |
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