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Candidlady:
stfuad

bad belle! Am pretty sure shes got a parasol

it was a relevant reasonable question, you are clearly too morronic not to recognise that,

No! You are not sure! And what if a very strong wind rushes past? These are questions reasonable people ask. Unlike you.

No need to panic, they are obviously trying to scare you, if don't have the money to pay back there is not much they can do, no court will send you to jail for debt, unless maybe in Nizooria where due processes are not followed..

However, you can also agree to pay 1000 naira every month or 500 every month as long as you are paying something there is not a damm thing they can do. You are just owing them, you have not commited any crimes.


I am owing barclays bank £120 since 2001, so far they have not jailed me. I am even looking at going the bankrupcy way. fork! Dem!

Maks27:
nairalannders.
Please if you have a old or bad Android phone you are not using again please help me with it.
I am in desperate need of an Android phone. I am a student and I am Missing a lot without an Android
I don't mind if it's bad but repairable
Thanks in advance
My location is Ogun state

I have about 3 here in London, come and grab them quick before i throw them away. No need to repair they are all working fine.

Adakintroy:


They took acting to the real world. If you want to be relevant go do your movie that was what brought you to the spot light not video of your family playing ludo.

I taya oo!! They call themselves actors and actresses, how many movies have they acted in last year and this year?

All these social media husbands, wives and kids, who are they trying to convince? What are they trying to prove? I smoked weed with one big breasted, big bottom Russian prostitute last night, maybe i should have posted it on social media.

If you chose to bring your family and private life to social media. Don't complain when it goes pear shape.

nosiebaba:
You receive what you give.
Seriously you don't need a wife you need to go back to your parents, they didn't finish training you. With your level of maturity and response, you have no business being married. You actually need to be brought up.

when did i say that i needed marriage? Marriage don't mean anything to me, who invented marriage? Where did marriage come from?.what is the origin of marriage? In what book is it written that every man or woman must be married?

When you get all the answers come back and tell me. Good luck findung the answers.


Ciao!

nosiebaba:
You claim I can't comprehend abi,
At least a person with good comprehension like you. With all the things you comprehended in school would have placed you at par with Elon musk or Albert einstein. I still have to spell out the meaning of my proverb to you before you get it.
I'm always glad to help

What makes you think i want to be like these men? I am happy with who i am. You sound really ignorant, same way you started yapping about how wealthy you are, you have house, cars and shit. I never wanted to be placed with these men, besides Elon musk and Steve Job were are not very educated people believe it or not, they are just wealthy opportunits, just like Jeff Bezoss and Mark Zukerberg, Mark Zuker. Is s college drop out.

Don't speak in proverbs with me, i don't understand it.

nosiebaba:
I repeat These are derogatory and uncouth and unpleasant comments directed at me. That's why I went hard on you. Don't try this again with me. You can make your point without showing Barbarism

There is nothing derogaory here, it is just an assumed description of how you appeared.

Look! Mate! you need chilling, did you not make derogatory remarks about me? You did, but i didn't feel ofended, co's they were just words, words do not hurt me. i even accepted that i am a demon, i take cocaine and i am an irresponsible man as you put it. And that i will die an uhappy man, my wealth scathered all over the place. They are just words

nosiebaba:
You that can comprehend what you read have you surpassed Albert Einstein or Steve jobs or Elon musk. when you mention clingy and low self esteem. Is that a compliment? You still be my person sha, no hard feelings. In future you can make constructive arguments without using derogatory words. No one has monopoly of bad mouth i always say. Everyone is unique and has a unique view of things. Therefore you cant dictate suggest what I want or the course I want my life to follow. You can only make me see that humans can be very hard to get along with. But counselling before marriage has always taught us these things. Marriages are always a work in progress. It takes inputs from both sides. Love without empathy and sympathy is a case of lost lust.
That's why I keep praying for my marriage to continue being happy, filled with love and laughter and life and good health and prosperity. That is what I want, that is what I contribute towards, that is what I pray for and that is what I will get.

What has divorce and comprehension of my comments gat to do with a dead Steve Job, Einstein or Elon Musk? Did i ever compare myself with these men in any of my comments? Mate really you need to again comprehend what you read when you read a comment, that is why you felt ofended co's you didn't understand what you read properly.




I don't remember telling you that i am not happy been been divorced.


Fine! You win! I am wrong, you are right! Jeeeez!!

nosiebaba:
How can a double divorcee be advising people in happy marriages. Which kind wahala be this for UAR

Marriages mean nothing to me i ve done it twice, got the Tshirt and i don't remember advising you on anything, i am sure you know everything, you also knows the future and sure of it.


I am not in UAR i don't know what that means.

nosiebaba:
Awwn! So touching! So you didn't get married hoping to divorce but you are forcing divorce down other people's throats. Oga the divorces were obviously all your fault. Sha be taking care of your children.

Touching? i am not bothered, it is life expriences something you are afraid of unlike me.


You would think thing that i am forcing divorce down your throat ofcourse, that is how your warped mind works. You cannot even comprehend what you read, assuming you even read it, co's like you said, you didn't read my comments.

nosiebaba:
You are getting there don't worry you will soon be there.

what da fork ever!!

nosiebaba:
Another man wife is tired but na you and your wives dey divorce? Are you normal. Other peoples roofs are leaking but it's your house that's getting flooded! Haba! Leave cocaine abeg and don't forget to take care of your children from your previous marriages o. (Without being told or asked) that's assuming you are potent cos if you say no children from your 2 failed marriages I fit slap you o

it was my divorces, why does it bother you?

I don't only take cocaine i smoke weed too, you should try it you might enjoy it.

I will let you ponder on how many kids i have, who they live with, how old i am, and if i am potent or not and oh! how poor i am.

nosiebaba:
Taa getat. Billionaire or not. Is anyone feeding anybody in the faceless forum? Millionaire or billionaire, each man to his own life. But I'm just reminding your vain self that not every rich man wishes to have a broken home. And you can't just sit In your dustbin and assume everyone is poor or a woman is the breadwinner of a man's family because he prays not to experience divorce. Your mentality shows you are a useless and irresponsible man. Change. All your assumptions have been wrong. My self esteem reaches the heavens. My wife adores me and I adore her. So why must of show you are useless and irresponsible?

So why tell me how many houses and cars you own? you think i am baffled by all that shit?

Yea keep praying, you think i was married hoping to get a divorce? Let alone two? You think the divorces were obviously all my fault? good luck!


Keep telling yourself that, i don't care!

nosiebaba:
2 divorces and you are carrying it like a trophy. Like say you get monopoly of bad mouth. The demon disturbing you is very wicked. Seriously you be mumu[b]

Yes! I am! Divorced twice, try it you might enjoy it. You are holding on tight to an innocent woman who probarbly is tired of your rubbish but afraid to leave or divorce you. glad i aggravated you, now the real you is out! Like i decribed it you are soo easily angered.

nosiebaba:
Listen idiot, I'm damn doing well, built a house for wife's parents, bought her parents a car, bought my wife a car. Etc with my own money. If its a lie, let me suffer for the rest of my days if its true suffering and sorrow are yours. Bloody turd

Yea! Bullshit! Who gives a shit?! Did i ask you how well you are doing? Fool! You can own all the houses and cars in africa and all the tea in China i don't care!! fork you! yea! You can claim to be a billionaire on a faceless forum!

nosiebaba:
I didn't bother reading your gibberish. You didn't insult me, you insulted yourself when you mentioned clingy low self esteem. You also have memory loss and dementia. Maybe your typing hands and your brain don't coordinate.

You must think i give two shits if you read it or not.

If you like read it or don't, it wouldn't make a damm!! different what i think. You are paranoid low esteemed clingy sentimental gabbage!

Evercurious:
Funny enough I can easily walk away and never look back without any remorse. But before then, I wld want to be justified before taking such step. I always make sure I exhaust every means to ascertain that the so called misunderstanding isn't something else in disguise such as the partner looking for every means to leave. Once I m so certain of the scenario, I wld know the exact step to take even if the other party has a change of mind, I wld be gone never to go back cos I see such people as unstable, falling in and out of love. For me love is deliberate commitment which we all ve to keep working on.. I love being playful , happy and never a dull moment. So why shld I allow someone make me grow old before my time.. Hmm!!! Dem never born that person sef.. I ll just take a stroll afterall I ve always loved been alone and independent

That is the spirit!! i agree totally!.

JustforMen:
sure... I believe in equality especially on the shitty things of life

@shitty things of life. Absolutely!

nosiebaba:
But I'm the one that is telling you that God should not let it come my way. Congrats on your divorce achievements. For calling yourself low esteemed, this is for you. Only duffle heads like you will want to make points with insults. It's not new. No one can have a constructive discussion with people like you so I give it to your like GBAS GBOS. Because you came from an abusive home hence you abuse your wife and kids and the first thing that comes from your mouth when you talk to people are insults. An excuse of a man like you make women look down on men. You renege on your responsibilities and place adultery over your children. People like you are under influences of demons you can't keep a home. I know sorry excuses of men like you. Even after divorce other men are taking care of your children. That's why at your old age you die sad and lonely. With dozens of women fighting over your material possessions, no genuine love. Get the uck out of my face, retard

Show me where i insulted you! you obviously looked in the mirror and saw who i described. You can not handle a divorce, you low esteemed goon, as i said you would kill your wife if she dares to leave you! You are so afraid of living on your own, i pity you and feel sorry for any unlucky woman who marries you or married to you, you would smoulder her to boredom. You don't even know if i have children or not fool!

People like you believes that their wives are their properties they paid for, that is why you mentioned your wife you married with your money in your initial stupid comment. fork you! You possesive low esteemed sentimental gabbage. Love my foot! You think you love women? You are just controlling and possesive of them. Your wife must be like a trophy for you. Fool!

Tell your God to lick my bottom! I am not under influence of any demon, I am the demon myself. Whatever da fork that means? Try not to slit your wrists as i ve held a mirror infront you.

Evercurious:
Did you just say low esteemed clingy people? Hmmm!!! It's well ooh... I just believe this ' In His (God's) time, He makes all things beautiful '

Yes! I did, i mean, why hold on to a husband or wife who wants out of a marriage? If she leaves fine! That means i can go seek other females companionships.


I admire your believes but no for me, it sounds like fairytale. I like to live in a reality world.

JustforMen:
Woman will make your life a living hell.
When you find a way out to stay alive, they will start using children as pawns to manipulate public emotions and opinion.
Abandon kor na discard self.
were there no children when you were making life hellish for the man?
Is it only a man that consider children when he wants to act?
You will use high Bp and kill a man in the name of the so called children that you have poisoned against their father.
eyin men, if woman dey give you wahala kuku japa go meet side chick wey dey give you peace. life no get duplicate.
All the men that stayed in abusive marriages in the name of children are now late and the women are now LAND lady for the house wey the man suffer build... land lady is now fvcking small boys for area.
Be a responsible man BUT if woman stress you, jejely comot leave her with whatever she wants to use to manipulate you into untimely death including the children! Only a living man can be a father. There is no marriage in heaven. no let woman kill you.
Awon jezebel will always be the first to cry abandonment when a man seeks refuge and peace.


even girlfriend self wan dey give drama. she come dey flatter herself dey post say me and her dey do face off.... she no know me.
I no like stress and I avoid it by all means necessary and possible, no matter how much "I love you".
I go just stop to dey pick your call. I no dey waste time block number. I go see am but I no go pick. Nonsense and ingredient.

I agree totally, as long as it is the same when a woman divorces her husband. what is good for the man should be good for the woman also.

1Sharon:
I just wanna know...will your opinion be the same if a wife divorced her husband?

errr... yes! a woman is free to leave a marriage, divorce her husband any time she feels she's not comfortable anymore with the union, i mean, no point holding on to a wife who wants out of a marriage, it would be my loss, co's that means i can go seek other women's companionship.

Evercurious:
God have mercy...people can be crazy ooh... lol... It's okay shaa.
Everyman his own way... Hmmm!!! But God Himself knows that anything that ll bring divorce my way wont even show up...It's never the best... I always believe there is a way out if and only if both parties are sincere to themselves... There can be misunderstandings but that shldnt lead to a divorce... Misunderstandings can always be sorted between both parties involved

Each to their own..

No married couple started marriage with hopes of divorcing, it just happens. Now imagine your husband coming home everyday drunk and before you know it he starts kicking and punching you in the face, breaks your nose, kicks you in the stomach, threatens to kill you, tell me, what else is left to stay in the marriage for? What else would you want to sort out with such a monster? Now, that is in a female's case.



In the man's case the wife says one day " sorry king i don't love you anymore" i have been sleeping with another guy he makes me feel happier" now tell me what else is left to sort out in the marriage?


Trust me, when divorce comes, you would want to get out of the marriage as quick as you could, especially if kids are involved. All you would keep wanting is peace and just to have peace you sign the papers.


People are just married, they are not each other's properties i believe or owns each other, both parties are free to leave anytime.

Unless they are low esteemed clingy people

Whaaaaaat?!!! What a toxic gas lethal combination!

seyz91:
you began with the real point "when it comes to naija clueless govt"

I see your point! made sense.

Dammm!! She is soo pretty!

Evercurious:
Mehn!!! You strong ooh. Married and divorced twice and you still wan marry again? Haaa!!! People dey ooh

Yes! but i don't wanna marry again, no way!! But my neighbor a White woman has been married 6 times. She has 5 children from 5 different ex husbands.

You chose the job!! No one forced you to take the job! i thought that women want to be like men thesedays, Drink beer, smoke cuban cigars, have sex with women just like men, change their vaginas to penis.
Suddenly you just noticed that you are really a woman?


Get da hell on with it!!

1Sharon:
Ask that question to your fellow men up there .

I would like to, but i doubt if they would agree with my views, they are ignoramuses!

Lifejack80:
good for you, congrats sir cox Ulcer is not an easy thing to experience

I know! my stomach was bleeding every time i ate, infact, you were not wrong, sometimes i was afraid to eat. Papaya and youghort helped me alot.

1Sharon:
So you're saying side chicks are now wife material?

I'm pretty sure the "Lord" condemns adultery.
Hypocrite.

What does side chick even mean? are they not humans with feelings? Do they not have vagjnas created by the so called "lord" as we are made to believe? What is with the discriminations?