₦airaland Forum

nosiebaba:
Good for you, na wetin good for me I dey talk. No vex

I am telling you, when it comes your way you cannot do anything! You don't own your wife! She is not your property! You are just married to her! You must be a low esteemed clingy fella. Start living in the real world!! Mate! people like you would kill their wives if she dares to leave them or divorce them.

Lifejack80:
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seyz91:
no dey believe those UN or Amnesty international or any British stuff

all of them be asslickers..

nothing dem fit do

So when it comes to nigerian clueless govt. Releasing Mr kanu and Mr Igboho we shouldn't believe the UN and the A international..

What a ignoramus!

Finnese001:
It seems like you need a good dick in your ass

Don't quote me again

Definitely! A horse dick!
As you have rightly asserted already and i agree 1000, they have no option.

Trimjos:
I don't know between FFK and vulture griller, who is less shameless

@vulture griller. Una go kee pesin for dis nairaland.

Bayonet40:
I am currently suffering from pile and it's very painful, as it is now am having constipation, and when ever I try to use the toilet, the pile do come out so I have to push it back in again. But the pain is what I can no longer endure. Please help me. What should I do, what drugs should I get to at least reduce the pains. I can't stand or even sit for 30 minutes. Please help

man!! Stop eating bread, akpu and garri . Eat lots of FRUITS and VEG. Or you will lose your anus to pile!! Believe it or not.

Eat plenty of fruits and vegetable man!! Stop eating bread, akpu and garri or you will lose your anus to pile.

You sound like you are the one pregnant, fool!

Oo seti go!! dammm! Where do they find these pretty women?


Mr Cubana should thread carefully alot of people have been suspecting him of criminalities, the emperors cloths should be covered the emperor might he nakid undernearth where is my bucket of pop corn?

adamsmith914:
Feeding the cow for slaughter, let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame, after all said & done he will be tagged a political prisoner by the time he has spent 5 years in prison of his 13 years conviction for felony treason, his murder case is another issue, that carries the death penalty.

Thank goodness you are not the judge or juries.


Your opinions are allowed however biased and ignorant they might sound. #freespeach.


Ciao!

So forking what? I have 8 credit cards as long as they are all in my name, my son's name, my parents names or my sister's/brother's it is not a crime. EFCC can go fork themselves i can bet my penis none of the EFCC goons has a credit card.

adamsmith914:
Well he is a guest of The Federal Government of Nigeria, so I believe they are taking good care of your Supreme leader, well in all honesty I don’t think Mazi will be too expensive a visitant for the DSS to maintain?

You are correct and yes! DSS can afford to take good care of him, to protect their dignity atleast and make themselves look good infront of the world.

Toonice:
Somebody should come and snatch me Abeg [color=#006600][/color]

you wey not get money and ugly like bucket like me.

nosiebaba:
The thing weybgo make me divorce my wife wey I use my own hand marry, God no go let me see am o. Amen.

I ve been married, twice and divorced twice and and still single and searching now. it is no big deal! If your wife decides she have found another man more better, taller and musclier than you there is no damm! thang! you can do to stop her from leaving you!

If you don't divorce her she will divorce you!

adamsmith914:
I guess Mazi no need clothes, na singlet & boxers be em everyday wear for custody, once every 2 months na em e dey come out?

Maybe, But Mr Kanu doesn't look like somone in prison, if he is, it wouldn't be definitely a singlet kinda prison.

benuejosh:
Just out of curiosity. Will Cubana Chiefpriest also say that Mercy Johnson snatched someone's husband?

Don't mind that ignoramus! So the man is a 2 years old who was snatched while he was sleeping on his mother's bed at home, in cubana's stupid mind.

adamsmith914:
Me too, I suspect Mazi Kanu is a clone, why wear the same aba Fendi jumpsuit back to back to court? DSS must produce the real Kanu in court or else we will burn Onitsha bridge, no entry into eastern Nigeria till further notice.

Maybe he is wearing it to agggravate and annoy Lie Mohamed, obviously Mr Lie doesn't like Mr Kanu wearing Fendi. he wants Kanu to wear babanriga! with silpas.

Free fuel? Yea right! all these okada riders and motorists collecting "free fuel" don't complain about bad roads, corruptions and police brutalities when this crooked politician becomes governor.

mariahAngel:
Buhari would've probably asked Lai Mohammed if he can ban the UN for "daring to interfere".

if it was up to Lie Mohamed he will ban people for wearing cloths and ban them again for not wearing cloth. #FENDI.

He might even ban himself mistakenly and lie about it

ngwaIgbo223:
Nigerians get ready for long quene on Biafrian Embassy.

man!! Your optimism is amazing! I admire your optimism. I would be queueing at the Biafran Embassy too as i am a British citizen..

fredie107:
Pls don't allow that..... Your contact will be accessed and when the person defaults, you will become the thief cos they will send messages to all your contacts labelling you a thief.

So? they can label me prince of thieves if they like, am I a thief? NO! Did they lend me any money? NO! Can they prove they lent me money? NO!












Fine!



I will


Just

Change

my

Number!!


Period!!!

No qualms! As long as the loan is not taken in your name, NO problemo!!

Even if your phone number is used to obtain the loan as long as you didn't sign anything in your name or your name is used to borrow, NO qualms!!


Infact, i can give the borrower my phone number to use in borrowing, if they call me i just ask, show me proofs that i borrowed any money from you. If they call harrass me more i change my number. Case closed!

bumait:
please don't allow this, I repeat DONT ALLOW THIS. the same situation happened to me like presently she has refused to pay and av been getting calls from them tirelessly and have been forced to pay the loan myself to save myself the embarrassment and the said person has refused to pick my calls

I don't believe you! as long as the loan is not taken in your name, the loan company has no right! I mean no fucking right to harrass you, even if the borrower used your phone number and your phone, so what if you changed your number? Will, can they still contact you? NO!! What if you relocate to another town? Can they still find you? NO!!! You just wanted to pay the loan that is if i believe your story.

Hardwork doen't pay thesedays, ask Mark Zuker. Elon musk or Jeff Bezoss.

What exactly is he tryna prove? Nothing wrong with selling ice cream, i sell ice cream with an ice cream van too during summer as a hobby. This isn't a success story until he becomes an owner of an ice cream brand, becomes a producer of ice cream or become like Facebook who made 6 billion dollars between August, september and october this year.

Kajaard:
So the GAYS boldly went to report the idiot in a country that has laws against homosexuality and they were not arrested as well?

Precisely! all that gay law shit is just a hoax, there are alot of openly gay people in nigeria, politicians included.

VEXT:
Another rubbish reply

thank you! Anything else?. you can keep stalking me i don't mind, weirdo!

MoneyTrees:
Noted 2 things:
1. Only the girls that gave their lives to Jesus were moved; same pattern as the European Christian slave masters
2. However, palace of traditional ruler was renovated without him giving his life to Jesus, or it wasn't stated

Conclusion: Scammers everywhere
More wins to u Pastor & Pastor Mrs, afterall ignorance is a disease so bleep em all your members purses while they worship u for mediocrity

Absolutely! i pity pastors gullible worshippers.

VEXT:
You just end up typing rubbish

Okay, thank you! I am not surprised, anything else sensible you would like to add? Dumbo!!

bezimo:
Garbage reprobate get out in Jesus Name. Find something productive with your useless frustrated nonentithy poverty decorated life. Attacking pastor and churches will only increase your frustration.

I am not surprised at your dumb response, as i said, you cannot use your brain, that is even if you have any. pastor Dick sucker!

You and your Jesus can lick my my bottom!

bezimo:
Pastor and church hating devil sighted.
Na hatred and frustration go kee you las las.

Is this rubbish supposed to make sense?

Clearly you cannot use your brain. Pastor bottom licker

traihit:
Just imagine a Nigeria with only Islam and other religions aside Christianity. Just be sincere and think about what Nigeria would look like.

More men have been raised by these so called scammers than politicians combined have raised in Nigeria.

Nigeria has more poor people than rich people, ofcourse! It would appear as if crooked pastors are doing a good job. Maybe if politicians did their jobs their would be no pastors pretending to be rasing people. Infact, if nigeria was better no one would need pastors or churches.

In nigeria there are more churches than hospitals, so poor people go to church when they are ill to seek fake healings rather than hospitals. If there are more hospitals than churches people wouldn't need churches,pastors and their false hopes and fake healings.