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Investment › Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Calitoscassius(m): 11:48am On Oct 18, 2021
Xixtie:
400k monthly from 1M?
How much is 1M?

Gettat abeg, you are nothing but a bored troll.
Don't mind the tiff!! my mother who is trading cola nut with more than that amount is not even making such profit. cheesy
Investment › Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Calitoscassius(m):
PowersthatBe:
I'm really bored by the choices of business suggestions people make on threads like this.


Moreso, the vapid comments jeering the OP becuase he is simply searching for opportunities on how he can invest 1m on a business or something that can bring a desired return of at least 30% monthly. Who said this is not possible?


The thing is you could hardly get sound Knowledge on things like these from a public forum, but sometimes still get lucky to come across info that would put you on.

Well,

I can show you a business you can do from anywhere you are in the world and make solid money more than that 30% you are looking out for and you earn not even in naira but in dollars. You don't have to be thinking on investing back in Nigeria when you can't bank on the current economic atmosphere which is in jeopardy ...


The business is called CPA Marketing and it's done online.


If you can afford my training.


I will show you how to make $2000 to $10000 monthly with CPA Marketing. This is not just the average CPA/Affiliate system of promoting offers that pays you $5 - $30 per lead(even though that is also very profitable)



What I will teach you is my current system of earning by Promoting High ticket CPA offers that pays you $250 to $1000 per single lead. Yes! So all you need to earn say $2k( in a month is just 2 - 4 confirmed leads and there is absolutely no limit to how much you can earn). You can see this is far higher from your desired 30% which is 300k.


But then, I'm just being conservative with the figures so you you don't feel I am exaggerating. $2k is over 1m right now and if the figure is still spinning plates in your head then lets bring it down to say $1k which is still over N500k monthly or should we still go lower to $500? That's about N250k... This is money you can earn with just one lead! And this is not to sound like some sweet talking or something, you don't need all that 1m to get a this up and running.


Anyways, Google is your friend. Go on now to start doing your research on CPA it massive potential.


So, when you come onboard I will teach you everything on my system of earning from A-Z. You will start making money in your first month.(As long as you are not lazy and implement what you learn)

No stories.

My training fee is 150k. If you are interested send a message to primeprofitsignals@gmail.com


Let me mention that, I am not one of those random gurus you meet online. I have earn from CPA for over 5 years now and have tutored hundreds of people. As at 2021, I choose to be low-key and make all trainings private.


Also, You are entitled to a free consultation on phone call before the training.

Goodluck
So na dis your long story na him better pass oda people's suggestions? grin all dis long tory for jus mek im give you 150k from im 1 milli, You be thief!!
Investment › Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Calitoscassius(m): 11:42am On Oct 18, 2021
amedualiyu:
300k to 400k returns on 1m investment is not feasible. I even need where I will invest 3m with a return of 100k monthly but I have not seen.
Don't mind the tiff! My properties i invested millions in are not even generating 300k a month, let alone. They are paying me 4000 a month rent for each room, but i spend more than that evicting tenants and repairing their ruins.
Investment › Re: How Can I Invest ₦1 Million? by Calitoscassius(m): 11:38am On Oct 18, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright ...300k to 400k...every month....na greediness go kill you there

Anyway Add money join am make you open a place where people for dey fill cooking gas
Start with one tank

You for wait na...I never type finish....una nor dey get patience for this country
Huzzle Kingdom for dey...but as far as him nor dey this country...huzzle kingdom nor go work....who go dey monitor the boys
I have thought about the cooking gas too, but don't know how to go about it, i am prepared to invest even more than a million naira in cooking gas biz.
Crime › Re: Insecurity: UK Govt Warns Citizens Against Travelling To 12 States In Nigeria by Calitoscassius(m): 11:23am On Oct 18, 2021
athaboi:
Nonsense
But your companies won't leave our oil
Bullshit! But nigeria keep letting his company drill the oil, who let's them take the oil? Nigerian govt!!! Which your oil? grin dey dia de tink say na ya oil.

Have you ever benefitted personally or otherwise from the proceeds of "our" oil?
Crime › Re: "A Police Officer Fondled My Genitals While Searching Me For Drug, Gun" by Calitoscassius(m): 8:43pm On Oct 17, 2021
UnabashedIPOB:
I’m so scarred from this experience and feel helpless. My Uber driver said they could harm the both of us if he tried to help me. Are we going to keep living like this?

In answer to the victim's question, "Are we going to keep living like this?" Absolutely Yes, as long as you remain in ONE LIEGERIA! It's going to even get worse than this. So, buckle your seat belt and remain tight because this is only a preview of what is to come!
True talk, absolute true talk, it will come to everyone's turn eventually. It will get worst.
Crime › Re: "A Police Officer Fondled My Genitals While Searching Me For Drug, Gun" by Calitoscassius(m): 8:39pm On Oct 17, 2021
I bet you would never have spoken up if it had happened to someone else, you would probarbly blame the victim for not dressing appriopriately, now that it has happened to you you come on here yapping rubbish, this shit has been happening to so many people before you. Join the club, deal with it!! It will come to everyone's turn eventually for people refused to speak up now.


You are lucky they didn't rape you.
Events › Re: Nigerian Man Dies One Week To His White Wedding (Photo) by Calitoscassius(m): 8:10pm On Oct 17, 2021
Maybe he should have chose blue or purple wedding.
Christianity Etc › Re: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by Calitoscassius(m): 2:51pm On Oct 17, 2021
God can lick my butt, God doesn't exist.
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Calitoscassius(m): 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
This kpokpogri is an idiot. Even if he slept with her why announce it if not for his stupidity and childishness
the same thing i said, the man should have kept his bloody mouth shut. Next time he will not see fork again, he cannot be trusted cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Calitoscassius(m): 2:46pm On Oct 17, 2021
Seriously the man should shut up! now she will not give him anymore of her vagina...

Even if she denies forking the man the man should have agreed that she didn't fork him, the woman will then know she can trust him. I have forked alot of married women and they ussully come back for more knowing that i will keep my mouth shut.

The kpokpo kiri guy is a fool!
Health › Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Calitoscassius(m): 2:38pm On Oct 17, 2021
Grandmeister:
You're wicked! grin How person go apply benzene benzoate for face?? The hydraulic fluid actually works for this very COMMON fungal infection. Benzene benzoate is for scabies.
Maybe he had scabies. grin
Health › Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Calitoscassius(m): 2:36pm On Oct 17, 2021
Kayberg:
OK.
You didn't mention your qualifications. undecided are you are doctor? to put it simply.
Health › Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Calitoscassius(m): 2:29pm On Oct 17, 2021
Kayberg:
Sounds funny?
Right?
it is not just funny, it sounds ridiculous.


What are your qualifications?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Godly Parents Not Raising Godly Seeds? by Calitoscassius(m): 2:28pm On Oct 17, 2021
Because their parents brainwashes them when they are kids with rubbish Godly bullshits, but when they grow up they find out that their parents have been teaching them lies, made up fairytales and rubbish unxistence God and heaven
Health › Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Calitoscassius(m): 2:22pm On Oct 17, 2021
Rub acid on your face, head and neck, problem solved permanently.


You are wellcomed. grin
Health › Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Calitoscassius(m): 2:20pm On Oct 17, 2021
Kayberg:
Sir, get Chemiron Blood Tonic.
blood tonic for skin diseases? sad
Education › Re: An Owl Caught In A School Ceiling!!!! by Calitoscassius(m): 9:36pm On Oct 16, 2021
wallay77:
Righteousness come and brief us
Righteouness has got tired of yapping rubbish on Nairaland. He has woken up from his brainwashed religious slumber. grin
Business › Re: Naira Crashes To Record Low At Official Market by Calitoscassius(m): 6:18pm On Oct 15, 2021
How is this record low? I was expecting to see $1=900 naira. Rubbish!.
Foreign Affairs › Re: British MP, David Amess, Stabbed To Death by Calitoscassius(m): 6:15pm On Oct 15, 2021
It is there fault for not providing treatments for mentally ill people.. lots of mentally ill people roaming about even in my constituency without treatments, they take away their benefits and leave them with only enough to buy drugs and alchohol..
Health › Re: COVID-19: Vaccination Not Compulsory For Civil Servants - FG by Calitoscassius(m): 9:36am On Oct 15, 2021
anorexicmuster:
Having lost someone I know to the disease, and having watched someone die from the disease, despite all the drugs , Ivermectin inclusive, given, I'm not so sanguine.

And also, let's be honest, having seen children not vaccinated against, say, measles suffer needlessly, I am even more insistent that people get vaccinated.

It's not funny watching people suffer for nothing. And this covid thing...it's not a funny disease. At least am happy we have a vaccine. At least it is not too complicated to develop a vaccine, unlike HIV.
I sympathise and agree with all you articulated.


However, it should still be people's choice if they want to be vaccinated, for some bizzare reason it is mostly the vaccinated that are worried, the unvaccinated don't seem to care or worried. Frankly, if hadn't take the vaccine already i wouldn't have taken it. Because apparently even though people are vaccinated they can and would still get infected, i ve only had the first jab and i will not be getting the second one.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Vaccination Not Compulsory For Civil Servants - FG by Calitoscassius(m): 8:43am On Oct 15, 2021
For some reason it is the vaccinated people are that are afraid, i have been vaccinated, and think people should not be forced to be vaccinated.

It should be people's choice if they want to be vaccinated or not. It shouldn't be by force.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Vaccination Not Compulsory For Civil Servants - FG by Calitoscassius(m): 8:41am On Oct 15, 2021
anorexicmuster:
Ive gotten my vaccine and i urge you to do so.

And i was not paid by anyone to tell you this.
i ve also been vaccinated but i wouldn't want anyone to be forced into been vaccinated. It should be people's choice if they want to or not. Just like it was my choice.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Vaccination Not Compulsory For Civil Servants - FG by Calitoscassius(m): 8:37am On Oct 15, 2021
MiztaDynameek:
Better.
I walked into a hotel and after going through the menu, I ordered some food. After about 20 mins a group of guys and ladies walked in & ordered theirs. To my dismay, these folks got served first. I watched as they began to eat& laugh heartily. I even overheard one of them bragging about how connected he is to everyone in the hotel and I felt mocked . I decided to leave. Unable to take it anymore , I called the waiter. He calmly told me: "yours is a special order, being prepared by the chief chef himself. Their orders were prepared hurriedly by students on attachment because the top chefs are busy with yours Sir. That's why they were served first. Please have some juice as you wait". I calmed down & waited patiently.
Shortly after, my meal was served by 6 waiters. Unknown to me, the owner of the hotel (who happened to be an old long lost friend of mine) saw me when I entered and decided to surprise me. She changed my simple meal to a five-star meal. The party at the other table were shocked. They couldn't stop staring. Suddenly they were the ones murmuring, asking why they didn't get that kind of service and meal.
Such is life! Some people are ahead of you and are eating now, laughing at you and talking about how they are smarter, wiser and better than you, how they are well connected, blessed, have money and are enjoying life . You are waiting tirelessly wondering why it's taking so long to breakthrough, You endure mockery and humiliation. Maybe you have contemplated suicide, gone throughout depression or suffered severe mental anxiety. Do not worry! The owner of the world has seen u & doesn't want u to be served a simple meal like those making a mockery of you. You're waiting long because yours is a special meal. It takes time to prepare. And only chief chefs prepare them.
Wait for your meal and relax . When it comes that laughing party will be silenced for good.
Stay Blessed and enjoy your day. This is my word of encouragement to you so please share to encourage others.
Nice story but not practical, if you keep waiting you might be waiting for something that would never come. If you see something you that would benefit you go grab it quick! Time waits for no one!
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Flees Her House In The Middle Of the Night After Finding A Python by Calitoscassius(m): 10:11pm On Oct 14, 2021
Righteousness2:
The Harsh Weather pattern on Earth today is also affecting the animals and many of the Migrating to cooler places.

Watch over your loo before you seat to throw your bomb so you don't become a victim of Bottom Injuries.

As you watch for the safety of your life on Earth, also Watch for the Safety of your life in Eternity. We Live in the Last of the Last days and in very Dangerous and Perilous times.

Wherever you are and whatever you are doing, Have the place of your soul in Eternity in mind. Ensure you are living Prepared, Because JESUS is Coming Quickly !! Also the Breath in you is not in your Power.

A Genuie Relationship with JESUS Christ and Living For HIM alone is the ONLY way to be Saved.
You sound really redundant, cheesy your life must be full with paranoia, fear and hopelessness.
Politics › Re: Police To Deploy 34,587 Personnel For Anambra Governorship Election - IGP Usman by Calitoscassius(m):
And if everyone stays at home on that day? What would the 34k zombies do?
Health › Re: FG To Create Mass Vaccination Sites In Universities, Churches, Others by Calitoscassius(m): 5:18pm On Oct 14, 2021
Righteousness2:
Comedy Government. You would have taken it right to their houses..

Humans are Hungry and Starving from reckless inflation of food , goods and Services! U did not make things easier for them, it is a Satanic ,Beast Program that you are quick to bring to dem.

What a wicked world filled with Wicked souls.
You all render account to GOD for this Evil and Satanic arrangement you are putting out!

As for you so called Men of God who despite seeing the Handwriting clearly on the wall in these Endtimes, yet you lead people to this evil, GOD will Deal ruthlessly with you all.
Go and sit down, fool! God couldn't even cure ordinary malaria
Crime › Re: Bazunu Michelle Found Dead With Slit Throat, Multiple Stab Wounds In Delta by Calitoscassius(m): 5:13pm On Oct 14, 2021
bluefilm:
The first suspect should be her husband, or boyfriend, or man friend, or even girlfriend as in lesbian partner.

That's how it's normally done on Discovery ID on DSTV. shocked
If it turns out they are not guilty?




Then what? undecided
Crime › Re: Bazunu Michelle Found Dead With Slit Throat, Multiple Stab Wounds In Delta by Calitoscassius(m): 5:11pm On Oct 14, 2021
IPOB killed her. sad
Crime › Re: Bazunu Michelle Found Dead With Slit Throat, Multiple Stab Wounds In Delta by Calitoscassius(m): 5:10pm On Oct 14, 2021
Testimony1988:
Her killers won't have peace of mind.
They are already enjoying themselves peacefully. sad
Crime › Re: Bazunu Michelle Found Dead With Slit Throat, Multiple Stab Wounds In Delta by Calitoscassius(m): 5:09pm On Oct 14, 2021
RapistOnBail:

Her close relatives have a hand in her death.

That’s why I keep saying, if you get money, avoid your friends and relatives like plaque.

Those mofos go end your life like say na u kill Jesus.

Jealousy too Dey black race



How did you come to this ridiculous conclusions? You think everyone has an evil mindset like you? undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Drug Trafficking In Cambodia by Calitoscassius(m): 4:40pm On Oct 13, 2021
Chai!! Lebechi afuckuola up oo!! undecided

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