₦airaland Forum

Macfloyd:
In our individual ways we are responsible for the "Ayo Fayose" of this earth.

Please let us educate those within our circle of influence on Sex Education and pass condoms to those we meet.

You will be preventing another disaster called "Ayo Fayose"!

Give out at least one N50 gold circle condom a day and save our planet of Vermins like Ayo Fayose!

-MacFloyd

I guess it's you that's the disaster we should prevent from happening again. Only if any member of your generation can achieve what he has, then you can still trash from that lawma depot you call a mouth. Oops, or rather fingers used to type

checkolatunji:
Chai!!!! This people local sha ooo

When them come Gidi, stay like 6 months them go begin do yanga like say them open eye before them leave their village. Yeye village people, even the ones wey go school still dey do like bush person.

Wetin annoy me pass na the way dem carry that tin for head.
Some even still sidon for ground dey wait for their turn to carry basket for head
Chai!!!! I tire for this people oooo

Two things are certain, your foolishness knows no bound and also the people that helped make Lagos look civilised are the non indigenous. We buy your lands in villages. Which yoruba man fit common 100 M buy land or buy shop. Dem no born una well to try am. When we have bought it, your women will bring their wares(mainly candy) to beg for attachment. And an average Ibadan man's locality is world wide.

funarosho:
Please how can I show a lady I just met dt I truly care abt her. Aside spending for her ooo. Pls it's really important

Two things you can do.

1. Install an ATM in your house

2. Buy a private jet and park it in your private air strip.

Remember, I didn't ask you to give then to her. Just get these things for yourself and you will get her without spending a dime.

Vinshu:
I still repeat what I said. I have dildos. I never said i have no man in my life. Besides even if I don't? It doesn't kill. I'm alive and kicking. So mind your own business. Live your own life.

Wow!!, you really sound frustrated. Take is easy granny. There's still hope for you.

Cheers

Mazdaenginepart:
Whatsapp me 08139084701
i sell toyota parts and will make you happy if you buy from me am at lagos ladipo

Oga how can you claim to sell Toyota while introducing yourself as mazda parts seller. Nawa oh!!!

Princenady:
nice write up. i don lift my sedan yanch suspension so e high like suv. now my sedan dey waka go anywhere suv enter

Well in as much as it serves the temporary purpose I don't think it's a good idea. A lot of mechanics will beckon you to do that but I don't think the manufacturers would approve cos somehow I know it's not good for the vehicle. Simply put, avoid paying routes that are not good for your vehicle. I dey do am well. Ask my babe. Some times I dey park miles away and she knows why.

ogawisdom:
Good points let d debate continue

SUV vs sedan

From ur write up is it correct to conclude dt
I. sedan is far safer on high speed than suv
ii. SUV is meant for off-road/bad road nt speed BC of its high ground clearance
iii. Overspeeding with SUV or sedan will still kill u so better keep ur speed anywhere below 100km/h on smooth highway


This deserves FP seun, marpol

I. = Yes
Ii. = not necessarily, hence the luxury features. Bottom line is, don't over speed as if you are moving a sedan when driving an SUV.

Iii. Exactly. Oya chop knuckle

masonkz:
OP, please learn to paragraph your posts. Makes it better to read.

Nice write up though. I've always admired the SUVs, but jad to ditch it for a sedan when I heard about the fuel consumption, cost of purchase and cost of maintenance of my desired SUV. No need me buying something to show off, only to suffer inside.

Thanks, correction noted. For your opinion I've been within cross roads since. Actually would love to buy an SUV cos of the terrain but thinking of other costs associated with it, apart from the fact that it is more expensive than a sedan it's age has made me run away.

By Theodore Opara:

NIGERIANS craze for Sport Utility vehicles, SUVs, has no comparison. There is hardly any auto brand of Sports Utility Vehicle that you can’t find in the country. Some of these SUVs come into the country as brand new vehicles or used ones. But no matter how they come, there is always a huge demand for Sport Utility Vehicles for some reasons. These include poor state of our roads which makes it almost impossible for most Sedan to navigate through. The other reason for high demand for SUV is our people’s way of life as most people would like to show off with large SUVs and oppress users of smaller cars on the road.

However, some people would also tell you that they prefer. SUV because of the raised platform and spacious interior. They would even claim that it is cheaper to maintain SUVs. Admirer of the model Their reason being that the higher road clearance of SUVs give them an edge as the underneath hardly touches the road in rough terrain. In as much as these reasons could be said to be genuine, there are other side of Sport Utility Vehicles that most admirer of the model have not considered. Apart from the fact the most Sports Utility Vehicles consume more fuel than the ordinary Sedan, it has been argued that SUVs do not have as much balance as the saloon cars and more caution must be applied when driving the them.

The invention of SUV dates back to over 70 year ago by Jeep. Then the SUVs were created for rough terrains where Sedans dare not tread. The military found it handy for their tough tasks in unpaved terrains, and later SUVs were considered as passenger vehicle and luxury features were introduced into it.

In Europe and most developed parts of the world, the SUV were then, usually used in the farm and they were not as fast as Sedans but today, SUVs compete favourably with ordinary Sedans in terms of speed, luxury and safety to some extent. But it has been found that most people usually abuse the use of SUVs by over speeding and manuevering with the car, not minding that no matter how good an SUV could be, it can never have the same centre of gravity and stability like sport cars and saloon Knowing that the SUVs do not share the same level of handling with the ordinary saloon cars and sport cars, most manufacturers have introduced so many features to it, to raise their performance and safety standard.

For instance, electronically controlled Kinetic Dynamic suspension system for outstanding drivability off-road and comfortable ride on-road like in the Toyota Land Cruiser, keeps all the tyres firmly in contact with the ground even when travelling over rocks and other demanding surfaces so as to deliver a safe, stable ride with excellent traction for superior rough terrain drivability and control. Also vehicle stability control VSC is one vital feature that keeps the SUV stable in slippery road surfaces. VSC enhances vehicle stability by controlling engine output and braking at each wheel if sensors detect an abrupt steering operation or lateral slipping of the vehicle. There are other features like variable flow control power steering which responds to vehicle speed. So steering is light and nimble at low speed for easy manueverability and packing and firm and responsive at high speed for enhanced control and stability.

Without going into details, features like Hill Descent Control, Electronic modulated air suspension plus adaptive variable suspension system, full-time four wheel drive with torsen limited slip differential etc have been built into modern SUV to raise the safety standard. In some advance SUVs, the suspensions can adjust lower or higher depending on the speed of the car for safety reasons. But the fact remains that the few drawbacks of SUV have been observed by the auto makers and they have warned against over-speeding and manoeuvring with SUV. Apart from the lower speedometers, this warning by the manufacturers should have restrain SUV drivers from abusing the speed limit of this cars especially in convoys but the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

It is a known fact that there is no car that cannot get involved in accident. Even Princess Diana was killed in one of world safest cars but the fact remain that some car are more balanced than the others when it comes to speeding and caution must be applied when driving an SUV given the fact that the turning radius, centre of gravity and balance cannot be compared to Sedans. One cannot say that a particular SUV brand has been more involved in accidents than the other but one should also consider the number of such brands and models on the road with other brands.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/beautiful-sides-suvs/

onila:
we are AFRICANS!

we dont do that

most of the time, its those foolish lagos pple that suggest I shld see a shrink
I cant stand those lagos fcckers

lagos full of dumb white washed, rude, proud for nothing, dumb AFRICANS fooling ard with fake british accents
pathetic if u ask me

the day i went to see the shrink
the white old b1tch said i shld be sent back to my village in Nigeria. .how rude

we Africans fight and improve our lives thru prayer and hard work

not shrink

any lagos modafccker that says I shld see a shrink on NL again
I will put you in ur place like i always do

useless f00ls!

I think you should see a shrink once more. You still haven't discovered your purpose

misspicy:
LOL



all this desperate ladies self,so you cannot make ordinary chin-chin for a male friend or colleague with out expecting a relationship/or date?
Nothing goes for nothing these days.

what's the big deal if he enjoys the chin-chin with his gf/wife





PS : Anyone that needs chin-chin to eat with his gf can contact me,I no mind

Abeg misspicy I need chin chin for next weekend

Jadekitana:
But why should we split bills when we go out on dates? It's simple, either I pay for everything or he pays for everything. It's somehow when we start doing donation in front of the waiter or waitress because one person has decided not to cheat the other.

No problem, I'll go with the former. Oya pay for everything. And don't stop.

smsshola:
Yimu..

Gay alert... *wraps my ass with Bagco SUper Sac*

EroticAngelina:
eww!! Dats disgusting

I can't drink water coming out from there.
it irks me. as if I'm drinking.... something....

omo you fine sha.

My opinion, block his contact on whatsapp and ignore all his calls. I would have asked you not to date while in school but who am I? He can't obviously offer you anything since he didn't offer any to his ex your friend. On the other hand, you don't need your friends approval to be happy. So if you wanna date him, tell your friend of his advances and ask if she's interested in going back. If yes, back off. If no, chook head.

pamcode:
I was under the belief verrati wont be starting why psg like to dey do way like this

Chelsea 1 psg 1 mIKEL TI TAKE OVER...

draftmaster:
Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely






http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

gaga

draftmaster:
Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely






http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

hahahaha

Dude quit smoking and learn to be serious in life.

eleko1:
Clueless,fraudster talk.Is he dumb now ?

Until someone in your dumb generation, both passed and yet to come achieve a fracture of his achievements, then you are the clueless one. Let me remind you some of his notable achievements so far so it acts as a prayer points for your entire generation ; Phd holder, happily married, one time deputy governor, one time governor, one time coordinator of the economy as vice president, one time vice president, one time president, of course a national honour recipient -GCFR, currently the epitome of peace and democratic ex-president and personality, recipient know numerous unsolicited international awards for leadership, peace and democratic processes, inspiration to many including myself, perfect gentleman and the list is endless.

HiDee2:
It seems commonplace these days to see and read many people complain these about the quality of topics that make front page on Nairaland (NL).

As the entertainment industry continues to grow at home and abroad, one can understand why entertainment related news articles (some of which are lightweight and intellectually empty) almost certainly make front page, but how do we explain the array of subjective and arrant explicitly X-rated posts that now litter various sections on NL?

Has there been a policy change by Seun, the MoDs and other management of NL? Or is it hackers at work? What happened to the good days when only topics that are most beneficial to the public make front page rather than anything goes?

There are many underaged folks who visit popular sites as NL for useful info, those kids deserve to be protected. NL should continue to lead the way in being a user friendly Nigerian website that balances the "right to free speech" and "respect for others".

The public deserves to be forewarned before such explicit materials are unleashed on us. Better still, sexual posts could be restricted to a section reserved for them rather than being allowed to litter every inch on NL like a multiheaded monster!

What exactly is going on with Nairaland?

.

Dis car is still available in pH

300K deal??

U shud talk to him abt sex, I think it will help in easing d tension
Teach him about reproduction too [/quote]Are you sure you read carefully ? Talk to a 10 year old about SEX and REPRODUCTION ? Please don't.

otemanuduno:
www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016


[b]
1. Barcelona will win the la liga and the
Champions League back to back for the first
time.
2. Arsenal will lose Home and Away to
Barcelona in the UCL.
3. Chelsea will qualify to Q/final ahead of
PSG.
4. Man city will not qualify to quarter final
despite an easy draw against Dynamo kyev.
5. Man utd will end their unwinning streak in
their first match in January.
6. Chelsea's Hiddink will not lose a match in
January.
7. Bayern Munich will win the Bundesliga.
8. Tottenham Hotspur will win the EPL.
9. Leicester City will make the Top 4.
10. Man utd and Chelsea will not make the
top four.
11. Ighalo and Lukaku will end up the two
highest goal scorers in the EPL.
12. Lionel Messi will win the world best.
13. Juventus will claim the Seria A title again.
14. PSG will win the French League.
15. Suarez will be the Highest Goal Scorer in
La Liga.
16. Benitez will be sacked before the end of
his tenure in Real Madrid.
17. Mourinho will take charge of Man utd but
will not still make top four.
18. Real Madrid will drop out at the Quarter
Final of the UCL.[/b]

Omo you don turn TB Part 2??

Bobbysworld28:
Interesting times for GE- thief

FOOL. That's what your father is.

Rolings:
In this age and time,what's the big deal in this. Rubbish this is no innovation

bad breath oozing everywhere. If you can't say something good about somebody just shut up

The only problem I see here is your grammar. What do you mean by HIV/AIDS positive?? Reproduction??
Secondly, is the lack of common sense. A girl is HIV positive and you are a health worker and you still want someone to tell you what to do. You are a professional so handle her professionally and if you don't have the capacity to do such consult your fellow colleagues.

Go nd get yourself a girlfriend...

one sided gist...

Omo miss spicy calm down na