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The bank's name is "Under of Abacha's bed" That's wher he keeps his billions!! |
switdil: BrosViagra khe!! U dnt knw wat u r saying ...... @ OP the END is Here, check your TIME, so I'll knw hw to squander my THINGS....ETT!! |
Wen I die ko?? Aw dem go take do am?? 1. Print obiTuary 2. Print Invitation cards 3. Carry my body to cementry 4. Throw my coffin inside ground 5. close it 6. Go reception nd kill 8cows. .....Mine is much more less complicated and simpler Like if u think so also. |
All man for himself--God for us all!! |
Up nepa!! Lynxx has a kid ETT o!! |
Hello Thanks for your reply We can supply you LDPE scrap in Large quantity.. Port... ... .wait o!! Ehen back to the matter!! I swear she doesn't look like nadia o!!
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The geh resembu JayZ die... Jay's sperm is rich o!! And why beyonce no wear shoe na? :/ |
D pics no fine jhor!! Abeg which cream phyno dey use?? |
... mayD!! Fool!! U use 150M go buy house for magodo!! Aw much shebi na 200 davido buy hin own...why hin no cool down buy house wher in mate dey buy house!! Hin tink say we stupid abi? Dat house na 50M-80M..wher u wan c house 150M for mainland...Anyaw sha if this post don reach FP... BUZZ Me make I con give my first FP speach!! |
Mikel scores!! *dancing skelewu* This calls for celebration *Barman all drinks on me* GEJ THERE SHOULD BE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY TO THIS EFFECT! *As mikel received his breakthrough you'll receive ur breakthrough!!* PUBLIC HOLIDAY LOADING 50%... |
Hey madam @repogirl.... I'm a ghost-reader on this section!! I rarely comment but I've been forced to comment cos of ur good wrks!! But seriosly if you no update!! What happened in 1966 would happen today o But pls update na Luving ur story... (I'm supposed to end this with ETT I'm not) ![]() |
@ Doctor in the house Pls I've been urinating more frequently than usual is there any problem?? |
[quote author=Codedrock]FOODS THAT COULD SPOIL YOUR DAY: BEANS.. Thats what i ate today and i have been messing all around.. Kinda shameful..[/quote Guy wich allotrope yu chao?? ABTB or EE ![]() ABTB---Agoyin beans Toh badt EE---ewa elekpo |
Well we enterprenures have nothing to do here!! Everybody wan enter oil & Gas!! Agriculture is the next big thing... Just wait and see... #TeamYoungEnterprenures ... Nigerians can't diversify....everybody wants to walk that same path .... SMH for our youths!! Well I aint killing anyones dream here!! Just workhard you go make am!! |
guruobinna: where ar d warri ney dey carry last them? |
tjfulloption: @eldee, am angreeeeeeeee with you.Ur point exactly??Are we supposed to laugh to this?? #CareerKiller ![]() |
ajasa4link: Forbes please don't tell me nonsense... where the eff is OBJ and IBB?...Na true ma papa no dey dere sef!! |
ndudichukwumah: If it is iPhone 5 it will sell very fast, but if it is new one it will difficult because average user prefer fairly used uk in a clean condition because cheaper at d range of 70-80k....so advice u to import uk used . I hav people dat on ground to buy it. U can contact me on my mail-ndudiogeleka@gmail.comThanks sir I really appreciate it...I'll get back at you when its ready.. |
sholasho: You dont intend selling on NL right?Thanks for the advice...and yeah I'll also sell here on NL...thnx once more |
I want to import some iphones....iphone5 especially.... Nd I've been thinking if they would sell as fast as other commodities here....I'm gonna sell them bout btwn 110,000-100,000 instead of the regular 135,000 that's its been sold in slot nd on konga......so pls my ppl hlp me....do you think its gonna sell ?? |
SMH ENDTIME TINZ GIDI!! |
1st to comment.....Well Still ENDTIME TINZ |
[quote author=captain_obvious]Hello ladies You should know this. There's another girl out there who would be glad to take your boyfriend off your hands if she could & honestly, why shouldn't she? It seems like you don't even want to be with him anymore. You're acting less like a girlfriend every day. You no longer text him like you used to and when you do, there's no emotion in it like there was before. You don't wanna be all sweet like you used to be with him, holding hands & having long embraces with him. You don't feel like making out like you did when you first met him, now you keep on giving him lame excuses all the time. It even feels different when you touch him because it doesn't have the same passion like it used to. When you meet him you no longer give him those romantic looks. You’re now so secretive and always on a rush. You are totally changed. I mean, if you're bored, why are you still with him? Why waste his time if you are seeing someone else? Why do you still want to keep him around as a fool yet you already moved on? He needs a girl who can be consistent with giving him the attention & affection a guy needs. He expects this from you, not another girl. Will it feel good when another girl replaces you and loves your boyfriend right? If you really love him and you don’t want to lose him then love him without measure, fight his imperfections and weaknesses, love him the way you found him, don’t change him because he won’t be real and pure. If you really feel that your boyfriend is the love of your life, chase him, don’t allow him go when he is hurt yet he possesses your love. your's sincerely captain_obvious[/quote]ENDTIME TINZ!! |
Bonaguy: [img]http://2.bp..com/-5B80hiI_0_w/UiyhwLejSPI/AAAAAAAAONY/HRWG15DEeQA/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fa2FyZW5fYm9keS5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-704456[/img]ENDTIME PICS nd TINZ !! Yeah ENDTIME !! ![]() |
[quote author=j.j paragon]I'm really in a state of confusion pals. I remember my father told me that the worse mistake a guy would do is to promise a girl that you would marry her but later not marry her, he told me a story which made me want to shed tears so since then those words leave in me and i promised myself not to be a victim of those bonds. but why is this happening to me, all that my girlfreind wants as a prove of my love for her is to promise her marriage which according to her dreams so much abouth. She persnally introduced herself to my mum. i love my girl so much and she sure loves me too, but i dont want to promise what i'm not of surerity to fufill especially when i know we are too young for marriage. i dont know what to say to her to deactivate this largescale Sadmode from her, i really dont know what to do.[/quote]SMH Ermmm Yes ENDTIME TINZ |
4th nd still repping.. .. ... .... ..... ...... ...... Team ENDTIME |
Perfecter4real: I was just curious,in the past most single ladies saying i want to keep myself till i get married for my husbandGuy no go fall mugu o!! Shey yu fit buy car without testrunning it?? Think bout it!! Still repping..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ENDTIME TINZ!! |


