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Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Question Every Banker Must Not Fail On Interview by CallMeFemi(m): 10:04pm On Sep 23, 2013
The bank's name is "Under of Abacha's bed"

That's wher he keeps his billions!!
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim Shows Her Big Bóoty On Instagram by CallMeFemi(m): 9:56pm On Sep 23, 2013
switdil: Bros
Viagra works better
Viagra khe!!

U dnt knw wat u r saying

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@ OP

the END is Here, check your TIME, so I'll knw hw to squander my THINGS....ETT!!
Foreign AffairsRe: The Queen Is Dead, God Save The King. by CallMeFemi(m): 9:42pm On Sep 23, 2013
Wen I die ko?? Aw dem go take do am??

1. Print obiTuary
2. Print Invitation cards
3. Carry my body to cementry
4. Throw my coffin inside ground
5. close it
6. Go reception nd kill 8cows. grin

.....Mine is much more less complicated and simpler

Like if u think so also.
Foreign AffairsRe: NEW: Kenyan Kidnappers Blow Themselves Up (pics) by CallMeFemi(m): 9:02pm On Sep 23, 2013
All man for himself--God for us all!!
CelebritiesRe: Lynxx Flaunts His Daughter(photos Included) by CallMeFemi(m): 7:50pm On Sep 23, 2013
Up nepa!!

Lynxx has a kid


ETT o!!
CelebritiesRe: Wow! Is This Nadia Buari’s Most Beautiful Photo Ever??? Romantic. by CallMeFemi(m): 6:38pm On Sep 23, 2013
Hello

Thanks for your reply

We can supply you LDPE scrap in Large quantity..

Port...

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.wait o!!

Ehen back to the matter!!

I swear she doesn't look like nadia o!!

CelebritiesRe: First CLEAR Picture Of Blue Ivy And Beyonce Together- Photo by CallMeFemi(m): 5:59pm On Sep 23, 2013
The geh resembu JayZ die... Jay's sperm is rich o!! And why beyonce no wear shoe na? :/
CelebritiesRe: White Girl Fiddling With Phyno's Hair(see Photo) by CallMeFemi(m): 1:38pm On Sep 23, 2013
D pics no fine jhor!!


Abeg which cream phyno dey use??
CelebritiesRe: Davido Being Sarcastic About Mayd's N150milion House? by CallMeFemi(m): 9:28am On Sep 23, 2013
... grin mayD!! Fool!! U use 150M go buy house for magodo!! Aw much shebi na 200 davido buy hin own...why hin no cool down buy house wher in mate dey buy house!! Hin tink say we stupid abi? Dat house na 50M-80M..wher u wan c house 150M for mainland...
Anyaw sha if this post don reach FP... BUZZ Me make I con give my first FP speach!!
SportsMikel Scores His 1st EPL In 7years by CallMeFemi(op): 7:24pm On Sep 21, 2013
Mikel scores!!

*dancing skelewu*

This calls for celebration

*Barman all drinks on me*

GEJ THERE SHOULD BE A PUBLIC HOLIDAY TO THIS EFFECT!

*As mikel received his breakthrough you'll receive ur breakthrough!!*


PUBLIC HOLIDAY LOADING 50%...
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by CallMeFemi(m): 12:48am On Sep 21, 2013
Hey madam @repogirl.... I'm a ghost-reader on this section!! I rarely comment but I've been forced to comment cos of ur good wrks!! But seriosly if you no update!! What happened in 1966 would happen today o grin
But pls update na


Luving ur story...


(I'm supposed to end this with ETT I'm not)

grin
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by CallMeFemi(m): 2:01pm On Sep 20, 2013
@ Doctor in the house

Pls I've been urinating more frequently than usual is there any problem??
FoodRe: 10 Foods That Damage Your Teeth by CallMeFemi(m): 5:18pm On Sep 16, 2013
[quote author=Codedrock]FOODS THAT COULD SPOIL YOUR DAY: BEANS.. Thats what i ate today and i have been messing all around.. Kinda shameful..[/quote

Guy wich allotrope yu chao?? ABTB or EE huh






















ABTB---Agoyin beans Toh badt













EE---ewa elekpo
CareerRe: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by CallMeFemi(m): 5:13pm On Sep 16, 2013
Well we enterprenures have nothing to do here!! Everybody wan enter oil & Gas!! Agriculture is the next big thing... Just wait and see... #TeamYoungEnterprenures ...


Nigerians can't diversify....everybody wants to walk that same path .... SMH for our youths!! Well I aint killing anyones dream here!! Just workhard you go make am!!
SportsRe: Enyimba Vs Warri Wolves: Federations Cup Final (5 - 4) On Pens - 15th Sept 2013 by CallMeFemi(m): 1:45pm On Sep 16, 2013
guruobinna: where ar d warri ney dey carry last them?
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Eldee Replies Rude Fan On Twitter by CallMeFemi(m): 2:09pm On Sep 15, 2013
tjfulloption: @eldee, am angreeeeeeeee with you.
rapping in Eminem voice.

* gimme da mic*
* geeeerout of the stage*
* and leemee recite*

(bosi gbangba ka beef)
Ur point exactly??Are we supposed to laugh to this?? #CareerKiller cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Top 21 Richest Nigerians As Revealed By Forbes by CallMeFemi(m): 2:00pm On Sep 15, 2013
ajasa4link: Forbes please don't tell me nonsense... where the eff is OBJ and IBB?...
Na true cheesy ma papa no dey dere sef!!
Technology MarketRe: How Fast Do You Think Iphone 5 Would Sell In Nigeria Nd Here On NL?? by CallMeFemi(op): 10:05pm On Sep 14, 2013
ndudichukwumah: If it is iPhone 5 it will sell very fast, but if it is new one it will difficult because average user prefer fairly used uk in a clean condition because cheaper at d range of 70-80k....so advice u to import uk used . I hav people dat on ground to buy it. U can contact me on my mail-ndudiogeleka@gmail.com
Thanks sir I really appreciate it...I'll get back at you when its ready..
Technology MarketRe: How Fast Do You Think Iphone 5 Would Sell In Nigeria Nd Here On NL?? by CallMeFemi(op): 9:58pm On Sep 14, 2013
sholasho: You dont intend selling on NL right?
If they r Factory Unlock then good for you.
If they r branded be sure its at&t cos thats the cheapest to get unlock.
The rest you ve to be very careful.
As to the prize you are good to go.
Thanks for the advice...and yeah I'll also sell here on NL...thnx once more
Technology MarketHow Fast Do You Think Iphone 5 Would Sell In Nigeria Nd Here On NL?? by CallMeFemi(op): 4:00pm On Sep 14, 2013
I want to import some iphones....iphone5 especially.... Nd I've been thinking if they would sell as fast as other commodities here....I'm gonna sell them bout btwn 110,000-100,000 instead of the regular 135,000 that's its been sold in slot nd on konga......so pls my ppl hlp me....do you think its gonna sell ??
CelebritiesRe: P-square Reply Critics Over Female Fans Grab His Kondo On Stage by CallMeFemi(m): 7:44pm On Sep 08, 2013
SMH







ENDTIME TINZ GIDI!!
EducationRe: I Was Poisoned...uniben Vc by CallMeFemi(m): 7:30pm On Sep 08, 2013
cheesy 1st to comment.....


Well


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RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Open Letter To All Ladies In A Relationship. by CallMeFemi(m): 7:25pm On Sep 08, 2013
[quote author=captain_obvious]Hello ladies

You should know this. There's another girl out there who would be glad to take your boyfriend off your hands if she could & honestly, why shouldn't she? It seems like you don't even want to be with him anymore. You're acting less like a girlfriend every day. You no longer text him like you used to and when you do, there's no emotion in it like there was before. You don't wanna be all sweet like you used to be with him, holding hands & having long embraces with him. You don't feel like making out like you did when you first met him, now you keep on giving him lame excuses all the time. It even feels different when you touch him because it doesn't have the same passion like it used to. When you meet him you no longer give him those romantic looks. You’re now so secretive and always on a rush. You are totally changed. I mean, if you're bored, why are you still with him? Why waste his time if you are seeing someone else? Why do you still want to keep him around as a fool yet you already moved on? He needs a girl who can be consistent with giving him the attention & affection a guy needs. He expects this from you, not another girl. Will it feel good when another girl replaces you and loves your boyfriend right? If you really love him and you don’t want to lose him then love him without measure, fight his imperfections and weaknesses, love him the way you found him, don’t change him because he won’t be real and pure. If you really feel that your boyfriend is the love of your life, chase him, don’t allow him go when he is hurt yet he possesses your love.

your's sincerely
captain_obvious[/quote]ENDTIME TINZ!!
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Shows Off Hot Body On Tiny Bikini by CallMeFemi(m): 7:22pm On Sep 08, 2013
Bonaguy: [img]http://2.bp..com/-5B80hiI_0_w/UiyhwLejSPI/AAAAAAAAONY/HRWG15DEeQA/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fa2FyZW5fYm9keS5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-704456[/img]

Karen shared the photo on instagram with caption 'pool side'.

Great body!

www.gistmetro.com/2013/09/karen-igho-shows-off-everything-on-tiny.html
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Yeah ENDTIME !! angry
RomanceRe: CONFUSION!!!!!!!!, Please What Do I Do? by CallMeFemi(m): 7:22pm On Sep 08, 2013
[quote author=j.j paragon]I'm really in a state of confusion pals. I remember my father told me that the worse mistake a guy would do is to promise a girl that you would marry her but later not marry her, he told me a story which made me want to shed tears so since then those words leave in me and i promised myself not to be a victim of those bonds. but why is this happening to me, all that my girlfreind wants as a prove of my love for her is to promise her marriage which according to her dreams so much abouth. She persnally introduced herself to my mum. i love my girl so much and she sure loves me too, but i dont want to promise what i'm not of surerity to fufill especially when i know we are too young for marriage. i dont know what to say to her to deactivate this largescale Sadmode from her, i really dont know what to do.[/quote]SMH































































































































































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cheesy ENDTIME TINZ
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor's Dress Causes Confussion At Lagos Event by CallMeFemi(m): 7:16pm On Sep 08, 2013
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FamilyRe: Did You Have Sex With your Spouse Before Marriage? by CallMeFemi(m): 7:04pm On Sep 08, 2013
Perfecter4real: I was just curious,in the past most single ladies saying i want to keep myself till i get married for my husband
Guy no go fall mugu o!!

Shey yu fit buy car without testrunning it??

Think bout it!!

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