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RomanceRe: Dr Love In The Building---come To Me For Help On Relationships!! by CallMeFemi(op): 4:58pm On Oct 21, 2013
Na wa o.....nobody comment sha Na wa o.....nobody comment sha cry
RomanceDr Love In The Building---come To Me For Help On Relationships!! by CallMeFemi(op): 4:19pm On Oct 21, 2013
Yeah!! Yeah!!

Doctor Love in the building!!

If you need someone to solve you problems concerning dating, courtship, Cheating and sex et Al. Just drop ur Questions!! Nd be sure to get a satisfying answer.

Lemme put it this way---
I'm better than YAHOO ANSWERS..

Working hours:
Mon-Sun-->8am-8PM

CallMeFemi (aka Dr Love)...the Most experienced Youth on Nairaland concerning relationships.
RomanceRe: Do Guys Cry After Being Dumped? by CallMeFemi(m): 3:33pm On Oct 21, 2013
My heart wey don break tey tey nd PSP don carry am go recycle!!

Av cried before o!!

















Buh e go don reach 9 years sha

Nd I'm still 18 grin


Cried when they transffrered my pastor's daughter!!


Buh cry for a babe!! NEVER!! When gulder is still N200.....smiley








Abegi!!
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by CallMeFemi(m): 1:53pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Oga rock, i dey salute o!

Oya com tell us how you take r'ape Nurse Ngozi. grin



btw, no be power dem take dey raise dyke.[/quote]No be pawa na in dem dey use stand prick!!
Technology MarketRe: Apple Ipod 32GB Black For Sale by CallMeFemi(op): 7:44pm On Oct 07, 2013
cnwamo: You should reconsider your prie bro, its too expensive, it doesnt even have a camera and its been really used as evidenced by the scratches all over

https://www.nairaland.com/1464491/black-ipod-touch-4th-generation

See how much this one is going fro and its newer and has double the storage.
Thanks brov....the price has already been changed...
Technology MarketRe: Apple Ipod 32GB Black For Sale by CallMeFemi(op): 12:40pm On Oct 07, 2013
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Technology MarketRe: Apple Ipod 32GB Black For Sale by CallMeFemi(op): 12:36pm On Oct 07, 2013
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Technology MarketApple Ipod 32GB Black For Sale by CallMeFemi(op):
My iPod just arrived from eBay and I its up for sale ... So if you are intrested .

Brand Name: Apple
Model: MC008LL/A
Digital Storage Capacity: 32 GB
Color Name: Black
Display: LCD
Display Size: 3.5 inches
Hardware Platform: PC
Wireless Communication Standard: 802.11G
Length: 7.2 millimeters
Width: 58.9 millimeters
Weight: 101 grams
Digital Audio Capacity: 30gb


Price 30k 25k
Intrested and serious buyers in Lagos.

Kindly contact

08102452567
08023686885 and 08135036443

..If you are intrested Contact ASAP!!

Pictures below
Travel AdsRe: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by CallMeFemi(m): 6:16pm On Oct 04, 2013
Hello sir pls do you ship from USA??....
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by CallMeFemi(m): 6:13pm On Oct 04, 2013
I need a package fowarder that has a shop in lagos...I'll buy it myself just need their fowarding services...any?? Pls advice! Thanks
PoliticsRe: [pix] Your Say On Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon's Dressing {A Must See} by CallMeFemi(m): 1:13pm On Oct 04, 2013
*Goes into Transition

Dr Hon. Pat Mode activated

GhenGhen-GhenGhen esishin carry kpomo!!

This is really lugubious to the sight of my optical organ!! its such a Retarded sight to behold!!

You can't dress in such sueric manner and expect every living soul owning a nigerian passport not to question your balotellic character!!

This is KaKandrous!!

*HON. PAT Mode deactivated!

Mama sell Monkeytail 3cups.......Yes put LIme too........jedi fifa 50naira!!
RomanceRe: How To Tell When A Girl Just Had Sex by CallMeFemi(m): 1:06pm On Oct 04, 2013
Austeenx: Wow!

So, what happens next?
Guy no vaseline today......


>: make GEJ subsidize vaseline o!!
FashionRe: See How This Lagos Girl Exposed Her Breast In The Name Of Fashion. by CallMeFemi(m): 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2013
Austeenx: Where's this freaking vaseline?!
Guy with the way you dey use that ur vaseline ...e suppose don finish na!!

@topic 1. Bobee don slack finish.
2. She hold spray for hand...*supporting the "new Mortein" guy up there!! Yu digg??
3. End Time Tinz (MOD abeg no ban me o)
CelebritiesRe: Selly Bba Made Her Boyfriend Wash Her Panties With Pics by CallMeFemi(m): 12:47pm On Oct 04, 2013
musa ajebor: Why Ghanaian guys no get sense.
I always ask myself this question too!!

Becos of kitten !!

All because of the honeypot!!

God gave you a mouth!! Use it to your advantage...

Gehs wey no geh sense..

Na from boys OT dem derive their OT from!!

Boys I lie??
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Sexy Picture Of Mercy Aigbe by CallMeFemi(m): 12:44pm On Oct 04, 2013
Airforce1: Where is the breast?
I nEed a secounder for the motion!!

Shey na motion abi notion :-/ :/

Ko ye mi o!!

But all the same...where is the bobee!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Khloe Kardashian Steps Out Without Bra, Nipples On Display by CallMeFemi(m): 12:38pm On Oct 04, 2013
Wetin she dey show us now??

Wey Kim never show me b4!!

Mtchewww iranu!!
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Annie Idibia Visits Daughter's School Looking Sexier In Pregnancy! by CallMeFemi(m):
Now playing--eminem-------->berzerk

...and yeah!!


*sell beans 30naira ....yes!! Yes!! Bread 150.....1coke 2purewater 2kpomo!!

Thanks everyone
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by CallMeFemi(m): 12:15pm On Oct 04, 2013
The rock5555: Oga sir mbok, no vex
Guy no lemme ves for u o!! UPDATE NA!!
LiteratureRe: Word 'OZIL' Added To The New Oxford Dictionary by CallMeFemi(op): 12:12pm On Oct 04, 2013
Vivly: Mods, azil me to move this to front page.
No b azil na OZIL
LiteratureRe: Word 'OZIL' Added To The New Oxford Dictionary by CallMeFemi(op): 12:10pm On Oct 04, 2013
smiley wink M:Dderators FP tinz o!! Let my ppl know how it is!!
LiteratureWord 'OZIL' Added To The New Oxford Dictionary by CallMeFemi(op): 10:28am On Oct 04, 2013
With the inclusion of words like TWERK, SHAGG, nd STRAFF into the latest edition of the oxford dictionary.. I was suprised to death when I saw the word OZIL...in the new Dictionary I purchased lastweek...

OZIL--Pronunciation (Öȥèèl) {verb} to help,to assist ,assist someone to achieve a goal, to attain certain heights. Ozilant(noun),
example Please would you be my ozilant?,
Kindly ozil me,plz? Can somebody
ozil Man U to get a good coach wink cheesy

... SMH one day BokoHaram would be included in dictonary!!
BusinessIn Need Of A Delivery Agency That Can Deliver Goods From The US Of A by CallMeFemi(op): 12:23am On Oct 04, 2013
Pls I need a delivery agency than can help me deliver goods that I bought in the US to Nigeria ...I'll buy it myself ...I just need their delivery service...

Any suggestions??
And referrals??
Technology MarketRe: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by CallMeFemi(m): 11:40pm On Oct 03, 2013
Hello sir...

I'm thinking of ordering for a phone online bymyself.. Pls would you be able to help me receive it in your office in the US nd help me ship it to 9ja...nd I'll wanna knw aw much it'll cost...and hw many days it'll take for it to get to Nigeria ..

Thank you

Would be expecting your reply

I wanna purchase an iphone5...1piece..
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by CallMeFemi(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2013
Mugu...yu are so cumbustous underneath ur bowels... Ur gentleman undermeath takes more conscious decisions than ur medula oblongata... Liberate Frm evil deeds nd engolf freedom Frm it!! #TeamPastorSon
LiteratureRe: SCHOOL LIFE by CallMeFemi(m): 5:55pm On Sep 25, 2013
Guy wher u go now?? @chistar!! "Peter uduak Frm the Dog eating tribe...yee r summoned upon to press foward in the Writing agenda and its propagation towards an iviendi stamokania for this story to be cordially concluded!! grin"--Dr. Pat tinz IN OTHER WORDS
"Guy con update tory na!!" grin
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Shows Off On Exercise Bike To Confirm He's "Well" by CallMeFemi(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2013
Tinubu.....c as e b like frog!!
RomanceRe: Things You Must Never Do To Or With An Ex Lover.... by CallMeFemi(m): 10:11pm On Sep 23, 2013
bad meat: Don't add S to ur EXgrin
But its nt ma 4Lt she cant find anyone else with my kinda stamina... Anyone who can take her to heights of unimaginable pleasure, anyone who'll read her bodylanguage and respond Simultaneously, anybody who's Ready whenever she's ready........ Oops I'm getting carried away!!


The only thing I miss about ma EX is her Kiss!! And her voice (dis geh cn sing for Africa)...yeah and her "Head" grin


I like ma EX...without d S

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