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Incomplete story... there is more to that story than meets the eye
RIP
Meanwhile, get your story right OP. It happened in Ghana not Nigeria
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/regional/Kumasi-twins-who-died-inhaling-insecticide-spray-buried-457288

bittertruthz:
If this one pull off her clothes, Everything will fall yakata................. You will regret ever wasting your time.
THE SITUATION WILL GET WORST IF SHE SLEEP IN YOUR HOUSE AND NEPA TAKE LIGHT......... BODY ODOR WILL TELL YOU GOOD MORNING.

Talking from experience

hilaomo:
Ladies with such shape generally pass as a side chick...so fear not,cause even if oga go outside,him go surely come back.

Yes, he will come back home with empty pockets everyday

Zceesneh:
still waiting for ur proof

Why are all the dollar bills facing up?

Bros, nawa for u oo
U no fit look her in the eyes but u want to date her?
Naxo she fine reach abi fire dey her eyes?
Abeg crawl comot for that inferiority complex shell of yours & man Up!
Nigger stop tripping

Regardless of the economic situation, it is not advisable to have many children.
People (Nigerians) should take a cue from the elite in the society meanwhile this is the main reason population education was introduced to the Nigerian curriculum
Educate yourself
Be enlightened

Odeyinigbin:
Na bad belle go kill some pple
Una junior brother dey do better things
Una open una junck dey condem am
Una nid special deliverance o

Ode nie(mumu) ... Like ur name implies
If you check through the thread thoroughly , you will realise it's not a new invention and people have made something better so STFU

Thank God for the car security & her stupid friend chioma!
UNILAG babes go dey form like say dem get sense
No ounce of sense in their fucking brain!
No style I no go give the babe if na meeeeee

Bolustic:
Kudos. It's worth appreciating

But can it reverse? Can't find side mirrors and other necessity for driving.

Was about to say the same

Florblu:
The most common error I have seen is using ITS instead of IT'S

On nairaland, I think it is lose & loose

The only issue I have is the battery capacity!
In this evolutionary stage, they are still putting 2500mah battery! #smh

Pictures to support ur thread would have been better u know

Die!
Fucking snitch!! !

sahm4u2nv:
mine doesn't play on homescreen or when minimized
any help

Try download the updated version from playstore

Mx player all the way... Its ability to download subtitles directly is quite astonishing

New age power bank 6000mah!
Quite effective and serving me well

Yahami:
Quiz 101 on Nigeria Senate, Time: 30 minutes.

Choose the correct answer.
Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was
directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by
Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show
him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally
answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
Q 12. What should be the reactions of most Kogites particularly sen. Dino senatorial district, Kogi West?
A. They should be happy
B. They should recalled sen. Dino back.
C. They should blame themselves for voting him.
D. It doesn't concern them
(50 marks)

No cheating and blocking please..

Oya Wailers and Omenka your food done done, don't miss any one, TonnyBakanister make the correction!

We have sick people on nairaland aswear!

I'll go with the last point! That one is of utmost importance. Pictures, videos & document coz I'll never wine and dine with those b*stards

okavango:
U are definitely going to turn the unfortunate girl into a lesbian. I am very sure of that. At 16, the stupid girl is supposed to be reading and studying hard, rather than follow celebrities online. Our generation is in trouble.

What part of "scholarship" did miss while reading the write up
People like you are the reason why good people are scarce in this country
Thank God not everyone reason like you

herbie27:
Are there no conditions in this country for adoption.

Is Cynthia Morgan fit to train a child.

U are asking if she is fit to train a child? What sort of question is that... Learn to see good in every situation plss

No hating but I can't see the beauty of the school...
Just yellow lights and cool photography

Aviero:
Okay. Dem wan do dance battle inside Airport?

This people no get work.

See u way get work

Don't forget to include TELEGRAM!!!

placeofallure:
The person who took. this picture too......hmmnnn
I'm thinking maybe the police should start arresting people who use earpiece on the streets. They constitute a public nuisance. There's time for everything. I use it but only in the confines of a room, at home or work. Gosh! This sight is gory!

How do people who use earpiece on the street constitute public nuisance?
And police should arrest them again for minding their own business? #smh
What will be will be... U can't say because motor causes accident we shouldn't drive again!

This accident cannot stop 90% of Nigerian youths from using it Myself included

Did u even charge the power bank before using it at all... I mean charge for like 6 hours before using it?
Secondly,what is the capacity of ur battery?

That is not a 4000mah new age power bank (in fact it is 4400 not 4000. I have used the 4400mah and it is quite smaller than that. Probably that is the aba made. Am currently using the 6000mah for my 2200 battery capacity and I can proudly say it serves it's purpose efficiently

The FG should make the ticket available to Nigerians and not bringing up outrageous price that will make one think twice about boarding it. Also maintenance should be the motto

Good for them, but I hope it isn't just law but enforcing it vehemently. tho it might take a long process due to some of them having the backing of the traditional rulers
Those Street urchins never sleep sotay na night people dey build house for my area now. U sleep and wake up and notice roof on the uncompleted building in ur street ... They collect money on virtually everything u wanna do with the land. U won build shop o, u won do fence o, u won do gate o, even if u won build fish pond for ur house dem go still show face ... Avon oloriburuku!

This looks like the signature of the APC govt. Wait, are u trying to sub our government

We beg to differ!