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This is what most Nigerians pass through so what's new about that?
No one is entitled to pass there be it corper or citizens and stop making it feel as if corpers aren't Nigerians!

Fair reporting but bad use of English

Nonso92:
so because wire cut under seat, they should throw the plane away and buy new one abi

Are u for real or u just dull for no reason?

Bekwarra:
To start with, replying you is a mental stress as it is an exercise in futility given the fact that curing you of your delusional grandeur and self-inflicted idiocy is obviously an impossible task. I'm not claiming to be perfect when it comes to the use of English language but I thank God for the level that I've reached. I always aim to make myself better just like in every other endeavour that I engage in. I thank you for your advice but it's not accepted. I'll gladly take it from a better off because at the risk of sounding immodest, I'm many notches above you. You'll do much better improving yourself. I wonder how people who have never successfully written an article of at least 350 words feel so important and start castigating others. To the glory of God, with my "abysmal" use of English to quote you, I've written hundreds of articles with some published on a major national newspaper, blogs and magazine. So young man when next you want to talk, don't let your mouth work faster than your brain again.
God bless you.

Haa! you've murdered this young man

Collinz2:
updated stock android keyboard is better than swift keyboard (this swift keyboard dey follow person drag phone wen typing).

That's if the phone is lagging o
I use Android lollipop with 1gig ram and it doesn't lag.
If SwiftKey keyboard dey lag ur phone, wetin games go con do

zlent16:
This looks amazing. i will sure try this keyboard

Whats so special about this keyboard if I may ask?
It only looks simple to me.
SwiftKey keyboard all the way

This is the only interesting piece I have read on nairaland this week

Interesting but stale I must confess

Franky826:
how do you use telegram for movies, freebies, music, apk files? enlighten me please

It's right on their channel, get any apk, music, videos, movies, subtitles, e.t.c
Just add me on telegram 0 8 0 6 9 6 5 7 4 0 9

forlahkhe:
Pls d gurus in the house should help me abeg, i just got samsung s5 and i need "flash share" app on it just like u av on techno and infinix so som1 sent it to me tru bluetooth bt it wont instal. It directed me to app store bt i dont even know d best app i shd download. Pls can som1 suggest d app i can download dt wl work like flash share and i wl b able to collect applications nd movies frm other android phones w.out bluetooth. Secondly, i want free offline games too dt wl b very interesting, d likes of temple run etc and of course combat games dt o can play offline. Thank u

Download xender

U guys should learn from me
No 1 on my list is WhatsApp & twitter, Facebook be damned
No 2 is dictionary (oxford)
No 3 is genius lyrics (for the love of music, by far better than music match)
No 4 which should have been no 2 on my list is telegram (that app has all I am searching for on net, ranging from movies, freebies, music, apk files just to mention few 2× better than whatsapp)
No 5 is uc browser (no browser can beat my dear uc browser)
No 6 is player pro (one of the best music app I have come accross)
No 7 is Google translate (that app is da bomb)

leksmedia:
Then when the quarterly evaluation gets done, and obviously you will be fired,i hope you will be kind enough to come back and give us the how to be effective and super effective to ensure 100% effectiveness at work. I will be looking forward to that post.

I got my eyes on you boy. even if you change your username and use another account to post. I already know your handwriting

Life is not that hard bros...

Do the math,
The owner is not living in Nigeria,
so he's immune to Nigerians and their dull, lazy, lacklustre & partial way of doing investigation & journalism

Quite unfortunate, I hope u weren't swindled of ur hard earned money in this hard economy.
That was how we were invited for the police recruitment whatever & we just had to wait in the sun till it drained us of the little energy we had left.
Naija and magomago

ALAYORMII:
Elese yio masa nigba ti akole

Egbegberun Samueli kole sa mo Olohun lowo



A sinner will run even when he's not being pursued


A thousand Samuel cannot escape from GOD

Nigger, u crazy

anomie:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am actually new here but i need some advice from you guys....please is it bad to marry a guy who kips breaking up because he is annoyed and later apologizes for that action...am a young lady of 28 years and there is this guy am dating and each time there is an argument...the next thing is break up...your sincere advice needed please.

He needs anger management lessons if u really do want to marry him

Still looking for the sense in this thread tho

EVILFOREST:
Please correct ur grammar.. .
Does that sentence really make sense to u..?

Such grammar kills more Nigerians more than Road Traffic Accidents...

Not LOOSE but lose

She offend you b4?

That one up there na picture of the ghastly motor accident?.

stubbornman:
So without Drake and others Wizkid shouldn't be on the billboard...... to me its "Drake on the billboard with Wizkid behind the scene"

Do u know how happy ur family & friends will be if u were the one behind the scene.?

HardMirror:
Very informative. Don't know why everyone is hyping wizkid, he is trying but he aint a legend yet. Being featured by american acts is fantastic for his career, but it's not a statement that he would be a music icon of academic or historical relevance.
Sunny ade,
Fela,
Sikiru adepoju,
Victor owiafo,
Raskimo,
Onyeka owenu
And maybe Tu face, are the real Nigerian icons.

Get over the wizkid hate bro
He's working on becoming a legend and u are here forming keyboard warrior!
Was legend written on those one's faces? Appreciate talent when u see one

Spreads mat...
Lemme watch how APC vs PDP will devour themselves
Lemme also watch how Igbo vs yoruba will devour themselves

Are u sure they are tired of hearing those?

This man is just clueless, I don't picture him winning the seat of the president, not now, not any time soon
First, u want to chase virtually all the black people who helped ur country develop away from ur country but u still need the support of a black woman inorder to ascend the throne... Trump is a fucking deluded psychopath

Bullshit

Bet OLOPA is our friend na

Am also curious u know
Whatever happened to the adage that says "no leave can fall off a tree without God knowing"
It means God knows who will be rich, who will be poor, who will die a miserable death e.t.c
But that does not stop me from believing God exists tho, I'll never make that mistake... I just have a thing for religion coz I don't trust men!

RELIGION THEY SAY IS WHAT IS KEEPING THE POOR FROM MURDERING THE RICH... napoleon hill

But why is lola still bearing her father's name?

Thank God, that's my favourite
But meanwhile the pee go dey smell na

Pangea:
Jobless people
Is it a crime to own those currencies?

Some people collect world currencies as hobbies naa

Pls endeavour to seek for knowledge before commenting or u can also display ur gullibility in form of questions