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kellyJames5:
not really

just that I've got this friend that goes by that name(lost contact with her)

and she stays in Lagos.

Am a dude tho and that maryjane is a code name for something

kellyJames5:
do you stay in Lagos?

Sure, any problem

praizeblog:
I like dis guy.....but bro... I hate ur music

You can't love everyone's music bro
Music is diversified

chumakk:
A black Man is is black man anywhere. Other white presidents usually build libararies but na house Obama build

Am not sure you are making sense

kellyJames5:
that name in your siggy sounds familiar.

U know the logic

Boy101:
I can't blame the OP tho, Nairaland is an online public forum where everyone is allowed to air their opinions, the problem here is that most people have taken some of these opinions for fact and others, even in the years to come would still fall victim to these cyberprints... Pls don't mistake opinion for fact. 50% of everything on Nairaland is user-generated.

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS BOY!!!

Walai!
This epistle long die






Someone should pls summarise it for me edakun!

What is this OP saying?
Sex they say is the best way to cure headache

BUHARI COME AND CHARGE ALL THESE CORRUPT OFFICERS AFTERALL THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!

This bros lips dark no b small

YorubaHighness:
You're quoting the wrong person. If it's early, go back to sleep. When you wake up, quote the mugu I replied .

Are u the only one that saw his post?
Can't u read like others did and move on?
Thank God not everyone reason like u
Mtew

YorubaHighness:
Will you shut up? Check most of Nigerian business owners (not petty trading o), they're Yorubas. Check your history books, Yorubas have been trading before Ibos were introduced to clothing.

Isnt it too early for this

U can go for new age.
One thing I know about it is it is very durable!

OP fear God na, this may just be an home economics project in which the pupils demonstrated their sewing skills. Even pupils in the poverty & terrorist ridden north don't dress this way to school!


I may be WRONG which I doubt vehemently!!!

Am sorry but from my naive point of view, isn't it a blessing in disguise? I mean u can hand pick the snail, eat the edible ones then sell the rest or is there something I don't know about snails?

Why is the man on the left frowning?

Don't sell drugs in ur 20s





Wait till ur 30s, then you'll be able to control an empire

Naija which way

saxby:
10. When visiting Japan, André was too tall to use the toilets. Instead, he had to use the bath tub.

Gross!
So he had to pee or poo in the bathtub

ImDharay:

it ain't better
cuz itz validity is jez 1wk.

It's actually 15days not 7days coz am currently on the plan

gwales:
The story that fulani herdsmen killed enugu villagers was a scam. There wasn't any fulani attack but just a script written by pdp and ipads.
Yes, you heard me....

Thank God not everyone reason like this

NJPot:
5. Speak With Good Accent

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Try to pronounce words correctly.according to the language. Speaking any language with it's correct phonetics makes one look intelligent and smart. If you want to speak English, speak like the English people. If want to speak Yoruba, speak like Yorubas and so on. Avoid mixing languages. You look less intelligent when you speak Igbo as if you are speaking English or make a sentence mixed with both Igbo and English words also known as 'ngirigbo'. When you want to address people in the village or in a traditional setting, it is good you address them in their local language if you can speak it well. Be smart to know the language to use at any point in time and when you speak, pronounce the words correctly with their correct phonetics. Don't just open your mouth and talk bad English, French or any other foreign language. For example, speak like David Cameron, Barack Obama or Queen Elizabeth when you speak English. Speak like Francois Hollande if you must speak French. Talk as Pete Edochie talks in Igbo movies when you speak Igbo and so on and so forth. I repeat, try and speak like the original owners of the language.

So u expect me to speak English like Queen Elizabeth when am a typical Yoruba boy or u want me to speak Yoruba like lere paimo when I was born & bred in Lagos metropolis?
Talk another thing abeg

RoyalBlak007:
11.Safety Bed

Is this one saving me or exposing me? Am confused! I can see all my brokos outside

RoyalBlak007:
12.Tree Bed

And u expect me not to have bad dreams on this bed
Tufiakwa!

Evaluation is the key,
Assess yourself
Know yourself

Thanks @op
Good writeup!

mimzy:
5. “When are you coming to take me out?”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_6701.jpg


They actually like you.

COOKIE LYON

How true is this!
Cc Lalasticlala

Still finding this hard to believe

989900B:
Increment benefits everyone via 'ripple-effect' . . . if I have to explain this, then you have no business discussing this issue in the first place.

Atleast u can still enlighten we that came here to learn

laughing in 3D
This one na season 1 episode 2.
I think we still have a long way to go in this country but in the meantime let's sit down relax and watch this interesting movie by APC

laughing in 3D
This one na season 1 episode 2.
I think we still have a long way to go in this country but in the meantime let's sit down relax and watch this interesting movie by APC