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NLPoliceWoman:
Again,
Rule 2.

Candidlady:
Cos yuMen like that dunce callmetrinity won't just have sense...

The eediots jumping from one to another like the zombie he is

NLPoliceWoman:
S
Rule 2.

Candidlady:
Cos yuMen like that dunce callmetrinity won't just have sense...

The eediots jumping from one to another like the zombie he is

Candidlady:
You won't use me to kill boredom... Not today yaro


kuna buƙatar taimako

Candidlady:
Igot the right to call you mumu .. You bloody yaro.. Your dad mumu and the man who gave birth to the unfortunate dad that gave birth to a son who wanna be stewpid and unfortunate this sweet Monday morning Mumu

Seems you wanna be stewpid this morning ba

Bluezy13:
You obviously talk too much for a man in reality.
I doubt whatever is dangling between your legs.

Enemyofpeace:
Over 90% of negative comments come from one tribe and region SE
THIS IS A WRITE UP BY ONE RIGHT THINKING IGBOMAN

TINUBU & YORUBA TOLERANCE BECOMING CRIME:
by Dr Chinedu Akabuike

1. Why do we hate Tinubu? What for?

2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo.
He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment!

3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest?

4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either!

5. Why do we call him thief? What did he steal?

6. We call Yoruba "slaves". We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word.

7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave.

8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves. Yet we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership!

9. Why asking for what we can't give?

10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave?
10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges. Who is a slave. Do we actually think?

11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri? He doesn't even need it. He is too intelligent to die for a pot of ofe manu or nothing.

12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival. It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent! I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan.

13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to? Will an Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara?

14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge. How many people will want to go in spide of our empty pride?

15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating? How will agitating be to our benefit?

16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri?

17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or P.S. in Enugu State Civil Service? Yet it happened here! Why not be careful.

18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP. How was Tinubu our headache. Was he the cause of our downfall? Why always blame others for our inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it?

19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war. Now history. We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba. But go to Oyo and Oshogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately).

20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why?

21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why?

22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority. Why are we angry?

We choose Azikwe and they choose Awolowo. How are they more mumuish followers than ourselves?

Zik became a president and we gained from it, Awo was only a premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today. How are they mumus?

We choose APGA and they choose APC, why agitating?

Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing?

Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC?

I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the Lagos we call a no Man's land?

How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if it's citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa? I leave that answer to the individual.

Nwayo, Nwayo ka nwan ewe ga ga ije; Nwayo nwayo biko unu.

Another iliterate Tinubu supporter

These guys are so stupid it's painful to watch their decline on this forum
Daily it's becoming clearer to these junkies that Tinubu won't even come third in this election hence they are becoming more stupid and desperate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Halopy:
I just had a dream now and in the dream, the election was conducted and Atiku won the election. Like I said earlier I'm Obidient 100%. I waited anxiously to see the breakdown of the states he won but didn't see this before I woke up. But the amazing thing I saw was that the only state Obi won in South West was Lagos. I saw Tinubu lovers in the dream very sad and some PDP making jest of me. Just woke up now and not happy, though I know it's just a dream, but I've decided I'll start a 7days fasting and prayer today and also resolved I must go to Ibadan this week to go and get my PVC. I must vote for Obi and also support with fasting and prayers. To Obidients who also are only wishing Obi wins like me, please go and get your PVC o. Let's not only wish o let's vote for him o. vote. The Light must shine in Nigeria, Obi is my only hope of staying back in this country.

To some of you who believe anybody supporting Obi must be IPOB, Omo Yoruba nimi tokan tokan. Mini right lati d'ibo f'eni to ba wumi. If you call me IPOB, I'll include you in my prayers for God to rehabilitate your brain.

Candidlady:
And you are ?

Please kindly don't mention me again

Do have a lovely life (hopefully)

Candidlady:
Men are so confused aswear

You know she sleeps around but deep you still wanna keep her without feeling jealous..

Please wife her then come back here to cry how you wifed a girlfriend

Mumu men

Adamumd:
There's this beautiful lady in my area I've known for years, i asked her out recently and we started dating, she cooks for me, spend good moments together because i was a loner before now and i Bleep with different random girls which i don't like, this lady is clean, sweet and a cool person but she's fucking me and also fucking a friend to my friend even before i met her, same way she is fucking with other guys, sunday evening we were together when a guy called her and she left and lied she was going to a birthday party but i told her it's a lie she was going to meet the guy that called then she later confessed that it is true and asked whether to go or not and i told her to please go... I need advise on how to just keep this girl as a Bleep mate and not get jealous of her numerous escapades because i need the Bleep to while away time but i can't stand knowing that she's fucking other people, she doesn't stress to ask me of money that's what makes the whole thing sweet and she lives around the area meaning i get to see her anytime i want... How do i just stop getting jealous and keep enjoying the free Bleep so i won't end up chasing her away? 1??

Rexxie234:
Calamity no go kill person

IzuKiba77:

I’m just laughing at your level of intelligence

Kobojunkie:
I hope you are also not thinking of plunging into hypogamy as well, cause I can all but assure you the chances are 83% that you will regret that decision over the cause of your marriage.

tctrills:
Lol, this your graduate status too dey sweet you abi. I can imagine how many girls to toasted with that line.

Spandau:
No! Monkey dolphin

Omolomo4eva:
It's dinosaur catfish

MideMrPossible:
So you've change the context from weak and coward to werey

Oya check this out, I promise you'll like it, it's about a wild animal that keep hunting our broad stock, can you guess which wild animal it is?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

MideMrPossible:
This is a post ranch poisoning video, it should calm your anger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RivFPVD8rzU