₦airaland Forum

Tojued:
Na wa o, please calm down. I'm a christian I won't send your curses back to sender. But they can't have effect on me either. Just breathe and take a chill pill, okay?

Issoright, I agree I'm a bad person. Badness has never killed anybody before.

We at Canadian Embassy,Ojuelegba branch got emafav request to have you excommunicated from the group. In fact, you are to transfer 100% of your POF to him/her immediately.

you are truly a bad person
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Ethelia:


Last last, let people do whatever they want with their chest. If you feel WES evaluation of a law degree will give you want you want, please go ahead. Its not our success or our headache.

If you want to go the more conservative route that has been tried and trusted over time, then also quietly go with IQAS. Its still not our success or our heartache.

Please today is about celebrating the low CRS draw score that is about to be announced and the ITAs that are about to be issued.

#Thankyou

Are you sure the crs cutoff wont go up? Don`t forget that there was no draw last week.

kriyobt:
Reading and Writing.

Na wa o.

How could they have remarked it within 7 days? And the same bc will take 14 weeks (that's a whole semester) to remark others.

kriyobt:
I applied for EOR with BC, and received my result without an upgrade after 9 days (7 working days). I doubted it considering the duration, so I sent a mail to them and got the response in the attachment below. I can also confirmed that I have met 4 persons whose EOR was completed in less than 2 weeks. As stated the EOR processing time will be updated.

Bro, what segment of the ielts did you try to remark??

QSola:
I mite end up listing over 23 siblings. Naaaa. Let me stick to those mentioned

Chai, bro. Na football team

Na joke o.

Zutlin:
Hello! Just want to let you know that there are more people rooting for you than you may know. Your contributions do not go unnoticed - even we, the not-so-active members, see you.

We look forward to your joyful announcement soonest.

The woman dey try. For someone to help others determine and fine tune their NOCs, and happily doing it sef, no be small thing.

For being selfless, she will get her PPR and announce it between 13th June and 20th June.

She and GlitteringStar go get statues for Toronto airport...... Justin Trudeau

ChiefAzubuike:
Let's talk about elastic limit. Pick up a rubber band. Stretch it to the elastic limit and release it back. Do it 100 times. That rubber band will still be in its original all state. (A dick)

Now look for a roundish stuff, wrap that rubber around it . Leave it for like 5hrs or more. Come back and check if you noticed noticed the rubber expanded a bit or not . (Expansion due to prolonged childbirth)

In a not shell, prick no dey expand toto. The only thing that can expand toto is childbirth and its very rare sef.

This is a more silly analogy. I'm sure you are unemployable. Such tosh.

ChiefAzubuike:
The tightness of a woman’s vagina is not related to the size or amount of the joysticks that have been inside it. This thing na nothing but myth. It’s a myth that a woman’s vagina becomes permanently stretched out from having sex with a man with a large penis. After each sexual encounter, the vagina contracts to its original size, and it has no lasting stretching from a large penis.

The only way that a woman’s vagina may stretch significantly is after she has a baby, and as you know a baby is much larger than any human penis.

The tightness of a woman is related to the following

#1 The muscle tone in her pelvic region


#2 When a woman’s vagina feels very tight during sex, often it is either dry because she is not aroused, or her muscles are contracting because she is anxious or maybe not interested in sex. If your girlfriend’s vagina feels loose (and she’s not a mom), then that could mean that she is easily turned-on and very interested in having sex with you. When a woman is highly aroused, her vagina lubricates, then lengthens and expands in order to allow a penis to penetrate easily

You are not so intelligent.

highqueen:
stupid man,and you aren't ashamed to sleep with a married woman.

molosho femi.

The carrot was dangled in front of him. In benin, her kids would go mad for her cheating.

To you, he is at fault for sleeping with her. Sad

Ladyhippolyta88:
Same should be applied to the boy child because it is obvious that we have paid too much attention to the girl child and neglected the boy child especially with the rise of social vices like Armed robbery,kidnapping,human trafficking,cultism etc.

Children should be trained irrespective of their gender and it is a collective responsibility.

Yes, the men too have been involved in social vices but a very small percentage of them say 0.00001%. But more than 80% of girls (4 out of 5) are deep into prostitution even with the more emphasis on their upbringing.

Ladyhippolyta88:
After readin


And as for your flaws of the girl child no one is denying that after all it is in this Africa that you hear people emphasizing on training the girl child and forgetting about the boy child.

Even with the emphasis on paying more attention to the upbringing of the girl child, we still have MOST girls in prostitution knowingly and otherwise. There need to be more attention to the upbringing of the girl child so they don't end up like the ones of this generation.

Elfmannisback:
It is OK.. Tie breaker rules. But I see 440 or 441.

What's your crs score?

Elfmannisback:
You don't get it, bros. Do u? He isn't lying by saying he is going unaccompanied. His application will be assessed as if he is single and other conditions fulfilled. The thing is while he gets ITA in the next draw with 445, his family stays back in Nigeria for some two years before joining him. I can do that.. Folks between 439 to 436 no be here!

Yes, you can do that. He said he wants to be with his family in Canada.

BTW, the prospect of people with crs score between 436 to 439 is high. It's just gonna take a while.

Abi, make we bet on top your 6 months salary?
If it comes down to that range, you send me your 6 months salary.
If it doesn't, my plan of using your 6 months salary on suya is gone.

This place has been unexpectedly quiet since yesterday. Shey na because of the ielts exam which knocked out a lot of us or na because our 'school principal' justtwise, visited?

Whoever prepared those listening questions get serious problem.
When I got to part 2,it was as if I had not prepared for the ielts sef.
Abeg, I'll wait for the remark of my previous 8,8.5,7,7 to a possible 8,8.5,7.5,7.5 to increase my crs to 438. I can't kill myself especially when I know I prepared for it.


I'm done consoling myself.... .

Kasspy:
Hi guys, I'm in a dilemma right now. I'm an EE candidate with CRS of 445 without spouse and 436 with spouse. At the moment it seems we've exhausted our means of boosting our CRS except wify have to take another ielts. Considering the cost and especially the inconveniences involved, it's difficult for her as she's also a nursing mother. I really want to be with family when the EE eventually works out. I'm in a fix as per if I should file as single/no accompanying spouse and bring in my family later. But I don't know what the implications might be considering the fact that we already have a baby and we got our passports with same surname in January. Applying alone means I'll get ITA in next round. Applying as a couple means we may have to still wait until crs comes down if at all it will. Pls i need inputs from the gurus in the house. Thank you.

Bro, why the rush? Your crs score of 436 isn't so far from the present cutoff or do you want to rush to Canada then wait for another 1 year before your family joins you?

I bet that after getting your PPR, you'll still wait for months before you depart for Canada so why don't you give your wify more time to prepare and do well in ielts?

Just imagine you indicate you wanna go as unaccompanied, get ITA with your crs score of 445 and boom, the cutoff gets to 436 in the next few weeks?

And lastly, patience is one of admirable qualities of Canadians. Just saying ni o

Ifeoma77:

Nice Analogy
In the same vein, let's just say that we prefer 1.5m dolphins to 200m Panla


runs away

Ahhh, see this panla wey prefer dolphins.

Kontinue.

Elfmannisback:
I was about to say that.. Hence u see yourself heading back to Nigeria to look for a husband and sponsor. Or head China.. Or head single for life.

na OYO for anyone wey think say guys/girls plenty for canada looking for partners.
Justin beibers dem no too plenty again for Canada again.
Just saying ni o.

Aside that, nigeria has a population of over 200m people
Calgary, which is almost the same size as Nigeria, has a population of about 1.5m people.

There are more fishes in 'naija rivers'.

siddy100:
Good morning everyone. woke up to a mail from BC that my EOR has been concluded. My score for writing changed from 6.5 to 7. Just enough for me to have csr score of 461. Requested for remark just 2wks ago. was already planning on writing another one while the EOR is still being processed.

#backtosilentreadermode

Wow. Nothing is impossible. Congrats

But then, why would some people's EOR take 13 weeks while others take just less than 7 weeks?

DonTee07:
Came across the attached statistics and I believe with back to back draws; we might see a significant decrease in EE cutoff points to even 425. I still got hope with 430 score.

Bros, and na you dey scare us with that your other post. Warn yourself o.

All of us go get ITA.

veritas3:
For the skilled trades people amongst us...

Better news.

If they really want to crash the cut off to 430, they will because it's possible.

pocohantas:
Nah, he isn't nice. He is broke and it has obviously affected his self-esteem. Men are not magnanimous enough to forgive a cheat and not bring it up later. This is the reason I would break-up with him, if I were you. You're definitely not going to start a marriage with him, having that in mind. That's me assuming you guys will marry, which is highly unlikely, considering the pressure ladies face and how long it takes a young man to stand on his feet.

You both are definitely going to part ways, LATER.
So, why not now?


If you like the other guy, give it a shot(with your head). It's a vicious cycle. Some young guy has to lose his girlfriend for an older financially stable guy to get married

But this your title sha @ jobless boyfriend. Looks like his joblessness is a problem o. Try not to cheat on your next.

the man wey hurt you, must have really dealt with you. It shows in your replies. your pain stems from the fact that you aren`t married and so you wont want to see other girls in fruitful relationships, you'll rather wrongly advice them so they can be as frustrated as you are.

What a silly advice you gave her. People like you give other ladies stu?pid advice just so they can suffer later.
Its left to her to use her own head.

Snowkel:
The bitter truth is a lady who agrees to date you, and still cheat on u, can't be faithful even when you pay her bride prize.

Thank you

Jamolajay1:
I laugh at your matter, Na your type gals dey dupe without knowing. When you rush pay useless bride-price and you find out she's into other guys, you'll now run to Nairaland and lament. Siooooo! You must be sure of whom you want to marry, love isn't blind anymore.

I'm happy a lot of people noticed the nonsense that guy spewed.

Good stuff, bro


You see comments and you'll see why Africa is backward. Shouldn't there be openness in relationships? If you had no qualms sleeping with her, eating her food, planning your future together...... Shey na to check her phones be the big deal? Why can't Africans be exclusive in their relationships? OK, when you get married too, woukd it be a sin to check his or her phones? Would you be safe sleeping in the same house with someone who has got skeleton in his/her cupboard?

Na some of una dey marry women who will give you kids fathered by other people. That's the way it starts. If you tolerate her cheating when you are just dating, she will also go the length of fucking other guys when you are married.

It's sad that cheating has become the norm and we all support her actions.

Yankiss:
O'boy, I like openness. I wish your views were the case. This kind of girl is a double dealer. If she has found another person, to the point of contemplating marriage, why continue with the OP? This is the main reason why I like white girls a lot. They have principle and are truthful. She will tell you right away, instead of trying to hide. The lying part is to me serious. She wants to eat her cake and have it. Your best bet is to dump her cheating ass.The girl could have used the opportunity to inform him she is looking for marriage. It is up to the guy to seize the chance or ship out. She meant to use him as option B. A kind of spare tyre.

Stellamariss:
Thanks for that

Hypocrisy. If your husband cheats on you, I'm sure you wouldn't be happy

Bluehill1051:
See mumu. So because she's beautiful I should go n jump into marriage. As if marriage can stop cheating partners. Idiot animal!

I swear, I love this your reply to that person. Some people don't use their head when commenting. How can he tell the op to go pay her bride price when he is just one the guys dating her.

Charlestotle22:
You must know that every disappointment might be a blessing.
Don't always expect to meet people truly committed to you within a short time.
Meeting people and expecting them to have us at the same level immidiately is usually a wrong guess.
Endeavor to avoid visiting someone's phone to monitor them. It will Hurt you. Work hard to know their emotional needs and meet them.
Finally, avoid sex because it affects your judgement of the level your relationship is and how deeply connected you are with the person in question.
Get up and walk friend!

This is good. This is what that heartbroken young man needs.

donstan18:
Did you just ask what you should do?

Well, you won't hear it from my mouth that you are foolish and stupid for asking such question.

Love kill you dia.

Do you guys still make stupid comments on nairaland? Read that again and see if you actually made any sense.

These people wasting their time on them are better off doing something for their own lives. Later, they'll say there is no job.

If some people give their careers /studies the kind of attention they give social media, no youth will be unemployed /idle.

salford1:
My wife. She is my pillar of support after God.

Wow. Bro, is she Nigerian?

BuddhaPalm:
Your wife is a "fair-weather friend", she's there when you are winning.

If you encounter any physical or financial misfortune, her attitude towards you will change.

Your work is what will feed you till the end of your days, and it is FAR more important than any woman.

Bro,that's the truth you just wrote there. I'm so fucking confused if I should get married then. It's sad.

foxvilles:
This got me cracked up

Sup bro, I saw your post about a certain data guy that duped you. Did he really return your money afterwards?