₦airaland Forum

HarkeenSvelte:
Typing...

It's well with you...

iCauseTrouble:
No lockdown here in Abuja.

At all at all o....

oyatz:
Have you seen the Aba made facemasks to arrive at this unpatriotic conclusion?





Besides, there are different types of facemasks.

Thank you so much...

Do all you can to stay safe but trust me A WATCH MAN WATCHETH IN VAIN IF THE LORD IS NOT WITH HIM!


JESUS CHRIST IS THE SOLUTION!

....the good news is



IT SHALL NOT COME NEAR YOUR DWELLING PLACE.



only IF Jesus Christ is your SHIELD AND BUCKLER!



GIVE YOUR LIFE TO HIM NOW AND RUN TO HIM WHILE YOU HAVE LIFE IN YOU.



The Bible says it's only the righteous that runs to him and are SAVED.

ignis:
Nigeria is blessed

Soooooooooo blessed

johnmartus:
I wish Dss can just pick you up it Seems you have something to tell the world.

Unfortunately that's the truth! But guess what....

GOD WON'T ALLOW IT!

Shelumiel:
Brother, they are under-reporting. So stop believing everything presented by the NCDC.

Ok
We free


...to God be ALL THE GLORY!

BlackSpanner:
Oga!!! Don't say that abeg. I am earnestly praying this pandemic ends this month.

Just keep being positive, ok....

GOD IS IN FULL CONTROL.

thatigboman:
how can they test everyone? Haba

Help me ask am...


200 million people o.... Kai! Nigerians will not seize to amaze me...

Seun:
Our death rate based on concluded cases is 4 / (4 + 25) => 13.7%.

Your doing mathematics on human liife abi

Just pray hard!

seunmsg:
Two deaths!
This is becoming scary. Thought we were going to survive this shit without recording huge deaths.

The rate at wish people are testing positive for the virus is also alarming. We may need more than two weeks lockdown and massive testing to contain the virus. The president also need to order a nationwide lockdown now.

Fear Not!

God is in ABSOLUTE CONTROL...

dechriscool:
God has been merciful.His grace is sufficiently and abundantly seeing Nigerians through .Despite our sins, poor health-care nofacilities and bad Government.
From the first index case to the current situation. The progression of the confirmed positive cases has been slow compare to other countries.
Lord we thank you for your protections and guardians of your helpless children .

He is a JUST GOD!

Exmilitant:
I doubt your gloomy prediction OP, trust Nigerians we are going to contain the virus so well that the rest of the world will be awestruck. Trust Naija. By April we shall be free of covid-19. Just belief.

Not by our power o....

By strength shall no man prevail!

Buliwyf:
Nonsense. You Christians need to stop fooling yourselves and asking dumb questions to promote your religion.

So your god wants to have wrath but doesn't know how to direct the wrath, right? There are many specific groups he could have targeted. Instead he sent his wrath to target everybody. So what's the point?

Of all the evil in the world, your god overlooked them. Boko Haram killing Christians up and down. ISIS committed near-genocide. Shady banking deals bankrupted people and led to suicide in the 2008 financial crisis. Yahoo boys stealing the life savings of retirees. But no wrath from your god on them.

Instead your god decided to show his wrath randomly and with no specific target or goal in mind.

Must you talk....

Na who do you

If you live long enough, you will know that JESUS CHRIST IS KNG!

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

Am highly disappointed in our youths!

So your definition of a great wife is "parky boobs"?
No wonder covid19 no get cure!
God have mercy on you!
If only she knows that you are as dirty as!

topsquino:
Guys please STAY AT HOME.

Remember, I am doing a GIVEAWAY of 1 Million Naira today by 6pm here on Nairaland.

All you need to do is to PARTICIPATE.

I will create a thread for the GIVEAWAY on the ROMANCE SECTION today by 6pm.

Please check my profile to confirm my credibility.

I've created my account since 2007, so I don't have any reason to scam anyone.

Don't Miss out

Can't you give the give without shouting, na wa o....

At this point it is useless blaming anybody! Let's ALL ARISE and ask GOD for MERCY.


IF MY PEOPLE WHO ARE CALLED BY MY NAME SHALL HUMBLE THEMSELVES AND PRAY AND TURN FROM THEIR EVIL WAYS, I WILL HEAR FROM HEAVEN AND I WILL HEAL THEIR LAND. that's God's word. THE WORLD HAS REFUSED TO DO THIS.


All we've been doing is complain complain and yet another complain, has it helped NO! So why don't we listen to God's word and see what happens. Even if a cure would come, it has to be dropped by God into the heart of whoever. By strength shall no man prevail.

Am only but a messenger!

Wether we like it or not, at this point it's only the Almighty God that can bring this to an end. It takes Jehovah nothing to end all this if only we ask for his mercy and Grace through genuine repentance. Food for thought... (What lessons has the King of Glory thought you this period)




God is LOVE yet a CONSUMING FIRE

[quote author=ignis post=87766626]You are part of the shit in the hole.[/quote


Abeg tell am....]

Adeling:
God's name will still be glorified at the end of all this. That I know.

Yes o and that's because God is in full control....

travelland:
I am proud to be a Nigerian

...and me too

ursullalinda:
Can't wait for us to start telling the tales of this evil virus like we did in the time of Ebola.......it will also come and go ......and we will come out better and stronger.

Hope you know it's ONLY BY GODS GRACE?

mbahdi:
Fumigate ko sumigate ni.fumigating with a pipe used in washing car tyres.dem never serious. Didn't dem see heavy trucks used by China.n even Ghana here.when there are serious there let me know

Dnt you think a compliment would go a long way?

Blackfire:
Shithole ruled by Lifeless cheered by zombies.

Easy...

YorubaKinging:
Whether you believe It or not?
There's something about the black men resistance to this virus
Kills more white than black

Prove me wrong with the current stats, and not what Foolish WHO is saying

WHO is only a tool being used to put fear in the minds of the blacks (Africa) knowing fully well that until a man is afraid , he can't be defeated. We are more powerful than we think. God bless Africa and Africans.

GOFRONT:
The media says that corona virus is coming and everyone panics, But the bible says that Jesus is coming and no one cares..

Seconded...

NextD18:
To be honest, this news is very very useless and irrelevant to the society.

How do you mean

dollytino4real:
something must kill a man

And you never die?

Be careful!

Caymen:
[s][/s]

Did you just buy a new ruler...

zeedof:
Sin commited by Nigeria for sex before married


From 1950 to 1980...... 40% of Nigerian
From 1981 to 2000.......65% of Nigerian
From 2001 to 2010.......85% of Nigerian
From 2011 to 2020.......96% of Nigerian

Forecasts shows that by 2030... it will not be term as sin any more.

It will continue to be SIN TILL JESUS COMES. The world can't change God's standard on Issues of life.

justjify:
Shataaappp

.. seconded