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Rubbish

Mr, Cork:
sweeery. you aint even light skin

I must admit you suffer from slave mentality

Mr, Cork:
El Guapo . Bro you live in hackney and  You shouldnt be talking.

I bet you one of those noisy Nigerian holiday makers (no ofeince)

rubbish. You cannot generalize on location. It has nothing to do with anything

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Most hommies Ova here In London aint gat a Work, they feed On Garbage and live their life On gays!

The riot as a case study should have lasted Only for a Week but due to the Massy number of Nigerians here the pandemoniumic riot which turned into looting had to spread Out to Peckham, Deptford, Croydon, Lewisham etc![/color]

did you participate in the riot?

Nigerian based guys are usually more open and more honest, except for those after Travel Visa

Da Doctor:
EVERYBODY AGREE WETIN I TALK NA ONLY YOU.

SEE NA TRUE LIFE STORY(NOT ONCE TWICE OR THRICE, OR FOUTHRICE)

IT IS THE TYPICAL SITUATION

IF U ARE ABOUT BEING PUNKED PLS WATCH IT. THAT GUY BASED OUT CUID BE FAKE DEAR

NA your PUCCEY U DEY TRADE FOR FREE O

Hon. do you speak english?

Da Doctor:
[b]^^THEY PREFER THOSE ABROAD BUT CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER THEIR VISA FAILURES^^



THE PROCESS IS THIS;

THE GUY HOOKS THE GAL UP
COMES BACK TO NAIJA WITH FULL FORCE
BUYS A CAR HE WOULD USE WHILE HERE EITHER BY FAMILY SUPPORT OR ALL HIS SAVINGS JUST TO IMPRESS
HE GOES AROUND WITH MUCH NOISE(THE LADIES LOVE NOISE NA)
HE SAGS AND WYNS HIS TONGUE
HE DROPS SOME DOUGH AND ENGAGE THE GAL
HE F-U-C-K-S THE HELL OUTA HER SPORADICALLY
GETS HER PREGANANT AND DUMP HER IN NAIJA
PROMISES HER TO BRING HER OVER IN WEEKS(MOST TIMES A MILLION WEEK PASSES AND NO NEWS)
SELLS THE SAME CAR AT AUCTION TO RAISE MONEY FOR FLY BACK
GETS THERE AND RESUME HIS MENIAL JOB(GARDNER, DRIVER, GATE MAN. MORTUARY ATTENDANT ETC)
THE GALS ALWAYS KEEPS CONTACT AND REMAINS HOPEFUL
GALS PARENTS ARE WORRIED AND SENDS A MISSION TO FIND OUT REALITY
THEY GET THERE AND SEE THE GUY IS WORSE THAN A PRIMARY ONE TEACHER IN NAIJA AND HAS ANOTHER WIFE FAT AS AN ELEPHANT(VISA WIFE)
THE NEWS REACHES THE GAL WHO IS ALREADY M-E-SS-ING UP IN NAIJA
SHE FAINTS
DA DOCTOR TRIES TO RESUSCITATE HER TO NO AVAIL.
SHE IS GONE.


OJU KOKORO!!!!![/b]

Rubbish!

lol@ Goldieluks

sounds like he's been rejected

Dating Nigerian guys is a NO NO for me and i mean it in a good way. Cant be trusted

didnt Mr Cork say he was quitting Nairaland?

crAZy

Mr, Cork:
They walk, they stop, look at it, re-adjust it, wiggle it for 5 second and then continue walking.

Please advise!! 

i might be guilty of this 

men should start thinking with their brain and not their feet: NO MEANS NO!

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the
same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating
you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about
all the other men I meet . It's the male perspective thing.)

ok

Lets get the fact right. Unemployed guys based in African countries are much more unpresentable and smelly compared to those based abroad. hate it or love it, they are it at all.

am into thugs anyways. Nice guys are boring

Not loaded, dont bother. Its just the way it is.

I am guilty of number 4  

who is he?

it means you not my type. duh!

Revolva:
The lady that posted this is a pigeon,  and a fool

why you hatin. are you a scrub?

they are dogs

same 2u

rip

MsFierce:
I wouldn't date someone who makes less money than me, because there would be a power struggle.

I sense materialism here. what is wrong in loving someone for what they are and not how much he earns. I earn more money than my man and yet, I love him uncondictionally