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2 Chronicles 18
1 Now Jehoshaphat had great wealth and honor, and he
allied himself with Ahab by marriage. 2 Some years later
he went down to see Ahab in Samaria. Ahab slaughtered
many sheep and cattle for him and the people with him
and urged him to attack Ramoth Gilead. 3 Ahab king of
Israel asked Jehoshaphat king of Judah, “Will you go with
me against Ramoth Gilead?”
Jehoshaphat replied, “I am as you are, and my people
as your people; we will join you in the war.” 4 But
Jehoshaphat also said to the king of Israel, “First seek
the counsel of the LORD.”
5 So the king of Israel brought together the prophets—
four hundred men—and asked them, “Shall we go to war
against Ramoth Gilead, or shall I not?”
“Go,” they answered, “for God will give it into the
king’s hand.”
6 But Jehoshaphat asked, “Is there no longer a prophet
of the LORD here whom we can inquire of?”
7 The king of Israel answered Jehoshaphat, “There is
still one prophet through whom we can inquire of the
LORD, but I hate him because he never prophesies
anything good about me, but always bad. He is Micaiah
son of Imlah.”
“The king should not say such a thing,” Jehoshaphat
replied.
8 So the king of Israel called one of his officials and
said, “Bring Micaiah son of Imlah at once.”
9 Dressed in their royal robes, the king of Israel and
Jehoshaphat king of Judah were sitting on their thrones
at the threshing floor by the entrance of the gate of
Samaria, with all the prophets prophesying before them.
10 Now Zedekiah son of Kenaanah had made iron
horns, and he declared, “This is what the LORD says:
‘With these you will gore the Arameans until they are
destroyed.’”
11 All the other prophets were prophesying the same
thing. “Attack Ramoth Gilead and be victorious,” they
said, “for the LORD will give it into the king’s hand.”
12 The messenger who had gone to summon Micaiah
said to him, “Look, the other prophets without exception
are predicting success for the king. Let your word agree
with theirs, and speak favorably.”
13 But Micaiah said, “As surely as the LORD lives, I can
tell him only what my God says.”
14 When he arrived, the king asked him, “Micaiah, shall
we go to war against Ramoth Gilead, or shall I not?”
“Attack and be victorious,” he answered, “for they will
be given into your hand.”
15 The king said to him, “How many times must I make
you swear to tell me nothing but the truth in the name of
the LORD?”
16 Then Micaiah answered, “I saw all Israel scattered
on the hills like sheep without a shepherd, and the LORD
said, ‘These people have no master. Let each one go
home in peace.’”
17 The king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, “Didn’t I tell
you that he never prophesies anything good about me,
but only bad?”
18 Micaiah continued, “Therefore hear the word of the
LORD: I saw the LORD sitting on his throne with all the
multitudes of heaven standing on his right and on his
left. 19 And the LORD said, ‘Who will entice Ahab king of
Israel into attacking Ramoth Gilead and going to his
death there?’
“One suggested this, and another that. 20 Finally, a
spirit came forward, stood before the LORD and said, ‘I
will entice him.’
“‘By what means?’ the LORD asked.
21 “‘I will go and be a deceiving spirit in the mouths of
all his prophets,’ he said.
“‘You will succeed in enticing him,’ said the LORD. ‘Go
and do it.’
22 “So now the LORD has put a deceiving spirit in the
mouths of these prophets of yours. The LORD has
decreed disaster for you.”
23 Then Zedekiah son of Kenaanah went up and
slapped Micaiah in the face. “Which way did the spirit
from [a] the LORD go when he went from me to speak to
you?” he asked.
24 Micaiah replied, “You will find out on the day you go
to hide in an inner room.”
25 The king of Israel then ordered, “Take Micaiah and
send him back to Amon the ruler of the city and to Joash
the king’s son, 26 and say, ‘This is what the king says:
Put this fellow in prison and give him nothing but bread
and water until I return safely.’”
27 Micaiah declared, “If you ever return safely, the
LORD has not spoken through me.” Then he added,
“Mark my words, all you people!”[/quote]On point.
See how blind people can be. The men of God that only and always and only preach tithes, first fruits and seeds to them, they call real.
But T.B Joshua who preaches and PRACTICES help and assistance to the destitutes and less privileged, THEY CALL FAKE.
The other pastors who build their universities with their church donations but in the end, they themselves could not afford to send their children to these universities, THEY CALL REAL,
But T.B Joshua who spends fortunes sponsoring Nigerians and foreigners alike on scholarships, THEY CALL FAKE.
Other pastors who buy private jets and fly around the world with their offerings, they call REAL, but T.B Joshua who drives in molue bus, they term FAKE.
OPEN YOUR EYES.

Folks, 2 chronicles chapter 18 tells us how 400 lying prophets deceived Ahab that victory is ahead in the war which he was about to go into.
Only prophet micah prophecied that the king would not return back. The bible told us that the king out of hatred, imprisoned the prophet labelling him as prophet of doom, for saying something different from other 400 prophets. Alas, the king later went to the war and HE NEVER CAME BACK. HE WAS KILLED IN THE WAR.
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In December 2010, prophet T.B Joshua prophecied in almost every Nigeria newspaper thus, I SEE BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
The Oyedepo's, the Kumuyi's, the Adeboye's and their likes were busy prophecying good and nice things for the coming year.
What did we see ?
A VERY BLOODY 2011. No thanks to Boko Haram.
Who is real now and who is fake ?
People are so blind. Most christians dont even read the bible. Almost all the prophets in the bible were persecuted due to the nature of their prophecies.
We are used to pastors, Rev. Fathers and evangelists. But we are not used to prophets at all. This is because of the nature of their calling and mode of operation.
This same T.B Joshua prophecied that the super eagles would not qualify to the last nations cup. Instead of them to go to him and ask him what to do in order to escape the impending calamity, The authority called up multiple pastors who went and prayed and prayed and prayed for the super eagles there in their camp. Still, THEY LOST OUT JUST AS THE PROPHET SAID.

Now, the prophet has today said that by june 1st this year, the full wrath of God shall start falling upon the looters and war mongers in Nigeria. I watched it live this morning.
This is goodnews to the country. Especially for those who are saying that Prophet T.B Joshua only prophecy bad things. How about having the full judgement of God on our corrupt politicians.
The book of chronicles tells me that today, IN EVERY 400 pastors i see today, there can only be ONE REAL ONE. OTHERS ARE FAKE.
A pastor that does not hear from God is not fit to be called A PASTOR.
We blame the jews for crucifying Jesus Christ, now here we are persecuting HIS HOLY PROPHET.
I have studied this man called T.B Joshua and i can tell you that any pastor that speaks ill of him should be avoided. Simply, that pastor does not hear from God.
Dont forget, IN EVERY 400 PASTORS IN NIGERIA, ONLY ONE COULD BE TRUE AND REAL.
Watch out for the most hated fellow in their midst, just like Joseph in the bible, that one is the real one. Shalom

wesley80: ^^ Are u serious or just kidding? Please say more and explain what lead to his prophecy cos I know he never makes statements in isolation.

I am serious, mate .
He said it, this morning. This is a good news to Nigeria.

wesley80: ^^ Are u serious or just kidding? Please say more and explain what lead to his prophecy cos I know he never makes statements in isolation.

I am serious, mate ?
He said it, this morning. This is a good news to Nigeria.

Just watching Emmanuel t.v.
Prophet T.B
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T.B Joshua has just prophecied that THE FULL JUDGEMENT OF GOD SHALL FALL ON NIGERIA SOON. THOSE WHO HAS BEEN EMBEZZLING AND LOOTING THE COUNTRY'S WEALTH AND ALSO, ALL THOSE POLITICIANS WHO HAVE BEEN SPONSORING ALL THE CRISIS IN NIGERIA, i think he means boko haram sponsors.
He said, THE WRATH AND JUDGEMENT OF GOD SHALL FULLY DESCEND ON THESE PEOPLE.
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THIS WRATH SHALL BEGIN ON Ist of June, 2012.
Lets watch out for june 1st this year and see what would happen.
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Once again, the prophet has prophesied.
IS THIS NOT A GOODNEWS TO NIGERIA ?
This is surely, not a doom prophecy.

The prophet has spoken. It would surely happen as he has said.
The leader would surely have an emergency situation and IF THIS LEADER IS OPERATED ON, HE OR SHE WOULD DIE.
But without surgery, this leader WOULD SURVIVE.
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It has not happened yet. But it would happen soon.
LETS WATCH OUT

Everybody here has ignored the fact that had sylva won the Supreme court case, HE WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IN RETURNING ALL THE FIVE SACKED GOVERNORS BACK INTO OFFICE.
That is very "Unpracticably Unpossible".
Wouldnt that have amounted into a disjointed "confusional conference" for the polity ?
The judgement in my book was a simple logical conclusion to a legal and judicial disaster waiting to happen.

First, the president of Argentina is a very resisted by its own people. It is not at all a president stressed or wanted.
But the most serious of all is that it effectively (Cristina Fernandez) underwent surgery THYROID CANCER IN JANUARY 2012, AND THE RESULT WAS SUCCESSFUL.
The upshot of all this is that what you call a "prophecy" is nothing but a BIG STUPIDITY.
It is clear then, that this FALSE PROPHET T.B. JOSHUA is nothing but a charlatan, a FRAUD ..[/quote]<
My good brother, this man you call a charlatan has just made a statement that puts his integrity at stake.
All what i posted above are things that he said would happen IN THE NEAREST FUTURE.
I dont care if this leader has been operated on before, but this prophet is saying that this leader must not be operated on again.
This would start with an emergency situation on this leader.
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like i said before, LETS WATCH OUT.
Bless you bro, no be fight.

Does this man ever prophesy good things or is it always about disasters ?
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This is the usual question that people always ask whenever they hear about Prophet T.B Joshua and his prophecies.
This time around, i doubt if this one can be ascribed as a Bad News.
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I see the leader of Argentina been rushed to the hospital due to an ailment. It would be a life-threatening ailment that can lead to death.
God is telling them now; THEY MUST NOT ATTEMPT AN OPERATION ON THIS LEADER. This leader would go into coma. Yes, i see this leader going into coma. They must give this leader all medical attention that they can give without surgery because IF THIS LEADER IS BEING OPERATED ON, THE LEADER WOULD NOT SURVIVE IT.
I mean,THIS LEADER WOULD DIE.
They must resist all temptations to carry out surgery on this leader.
If they carry out this instruction, this leader of theirs would recover and become fully healthy again.
Argentina cannot afford to lose this leader. They need this leader now.
WORDS OF PROPHET T.B JOSHUA . . . Founder and General Overseer, Synagogue Church Of All Nations, Lagos, NIGERIA on Sunday, 15 April, 2012.
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As i am posting this now {Today being friday 20 April, 2012}, i can tell you that the leader in Argentina is fully healthy and strong. Therefore, there is no basis to accuse the prophet of guessing an imminent problem that is about to happen, as in the case of malawi president whom many believed is old and sick enough to die anytime.
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When things like this happens, people always complain that they never hear about it when the prophet says it until after the whole thing happens.
NOW THAT NOTHING HAS HAPPENED,
CAN THE MODS PLEASE PUT THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE FOR REFERENCE PURPOSES ?

Note that it has only been the prophet, and no one else that has prophesied about this. Let this be a true test for those who are investigating the authenticity of PROPHET T.B JOSHUA'S PROPHECIES.
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LETS WATCH AND SEE.

I was expecting to hear about messi's death this morning in london but they could not kill him. Why ?
Well . . . Since he is still alive, lets expect Barca 4-0 Chelsea.
But to stop this from happening, shoot Messi in the head. Lol

Lack of sex,
lack of sex,
lack of sex.
They say this is one of the major causes of prostate cancer.
Those that advocate no sex should know this. EVERY MAN MUST FIND A WAY TO EASE THOSE DORMANT SEMENS IN HIS BODY. They can be dangerous.
Sex is no doubt, good to the body.

Lets face it. Her world bank candidacy was more of a personal adventure to her than it is to Nigeria and Africa. All she could have achieved is more loans to her beloved country and Africa, thereby plunging countries like Nigeria into debts, while PDP touts would, as usual, pocket the money and we would still be where we are.
World Bank President, My foot.

I forgive all insults. So its ok.
Its not about support, rather, its about how many countries that are backing her.
Only Africa and South America is backing her.
North America, Asia, Europe and Australia have been arm-twisted to go for Jim.
Let some people stop talking about merit, everything is politics.
Our own Gej did not become president out of merit, Rather, it was all because of where he came from, AND THEN A GOOD MEASURE OF DESTINY. Kapish.

You see ?
This is why i always refer my dudes to my earlier post about prostitutes being a better option in Naija. Stop searching for love, guys. Outside marriage, it does not exist. Use your small cash and get some hot-chicks, fu.c.k them and give them the damn cash.
When you re set for marriage, then you can search for the elusive love. Having a girlfriend without the thought of marrying her is a FOOLISHNESS OF THE FIRST ORDER.
Grow up boys.

Why is this even an issue ? She has lost it already. The U.S that she was trying to impress with removal of oil subsidy has finally turned their back on her. We would be dreaming to expect her to win it without American support.
We would literally become ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Lol
Nice try, Ngoo. Now come home and fix our damn economy. Afterall, that was why odechukwu hired you in the first place.
But wait a minute, this woman is totally unrealistic in her policies. Do you guys think that America is blind to this fact ?
BBC, CNN and AL JAZEERA were all wondering during the strike, why an oil rich country like Nigeria would remove subsidy, against the masses wish, as the only way to source fund to develop its infra-structure.
It was then that they knew that it was either Mrs Iweala has gone crazy or she has become corrupt.
THEREFORE, CRY NOT FOR HER, NIGERIA.

Does he not do other things than making predictions?

I tell you brother, out of about eight hours of healing, preaching and deliverance service in his church, T.B Joshua only takes out just 5 minutes to give his prophecies about the world. After that, he continues with the service and he never repeats it again that same day.
So dont see it as if he just comes to church and then starts predicting. No please.
If you doubt him, just take some time and watch Emmanuel t.v on sundays. Im not asking you to believe him. No you dont have to. Just observe him for yourself. Not to depend on hear-says. After watching him, your criticism of him would be more cohesive and logical cos it would be based on what you ve seen.
Ciao

It is very unfortunate how people turn around to change the prophecies given by the Man of God prophet T.B Joshua as provided on the front page of Nairaland.

The man of God never called Nollywood, rather HE SAID THAT A VERY YOUNG AND WELL KNOWN AMERICAN ARTISTE WOULD FACE MARITAL CHALLENGES WHICH WOULD PROMPT HIM TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE. We should pray for this person that God should redeem him.

So please, for the sake of clarity and accuracy, and to avoid mis-leading millions of Nairaland readers, the false one on the front page of Nairaland should be replaced with this one please. THANK YOU, SEUN & CO.

sicily4u: Nawaa for you mukina U be racism , na only arsenal get match today for England, why u come put only arsenal for front page ?

sicily4u: Nawaa for you mukina U be racism , na only arsenal get match today for England, why u come put only arsenal for front page ?

sicily4u: Nawaa for you mukina U be racism , na only arsenal get match today for England, why u come put only arsenal for front page ?

Arsenal match is the only meaningful match today.

This has to be on the front page cos it would be of great help to GEJ and his economic team. These were his words :
I WAS PRAYING ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS HAPPENING AND THINGS THAT ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN NIGERIA, AND THE LORD SAID TO ME, "LOOK, MY SON, THE PROBLEM NOW IS NO MORE ABOUT THE SUBSIDY REMOVAL, RATHER, YOUR PEOPLE ARE PROTESTING BECAUSE THEY ARE DOUBTING IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD UTILISE THE MONEY WHICH THEY WOULD GET FROM THE REMOVAL OF SUBSIDY". THEN I PRAYED AND ASKED THE LORD FOR THE SOLUTION TO THIS AND HE SAID, " LET THE GOVERNMENT SIT DOWN WITH THE LABOUR UNION AND INVITE THEM TO BRING THIER REPRESENTATIVES SO THAT THEY WOULD BE REPRESENTED IN THE VERY COMMITTEE THAT WOULD MANAGE THE MONEY THAT WOULD BE ACCRUED FROM THE SUBSIDY REMOVAL. THROUGH THIS WAY, THE LABOUR UNION AND THE PEOPLE WOULD COME TO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT AND ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT TRUELY, THAT POLICY WOULD BETTER THIER LIVES. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY OUT".
- words of SENIOR PROPHET T.B JOSHUA on sunday 8th January, 2012.

My sarcastic friend, Ozegbe, you surely do not watch emmanuel t.v, so how would u know when he gives any related prophecy. He prophecied about what is happening now four months ago. And just last sunday, he provided the solution, which is, THE INCLUSION OF SOME LABOUR EXECUTIVES IN THE COMMITTEE THAT WILL MANAGE THE SUBSIDY FUND. That would end the strike and protests. This is because, it is the only way to win back the trust of Nigerians for prudent spending of the resources. . . NOW YOU KNOW.

People might be saying "oh why wouldnt he just pray and change things to favour Nigeria". I cannot just do it on my own. Im not a witch doctor, im a pastor. If a prophecy is given about a certain people, these people must agree with the man of God in prayer before God can do anything about it or else, it ll remain as it is. In my vision, i see two teams struggling and struggling for just one goal. Then in the second half. One of the teams scores. That goal will decide the match. Hmmm, well. . . All i can say is that the game does not favour Nigeria. God showed me even the guinea player that ll score the goal that ll decide the match but me revealing his name will mean endangering him on that day. But with God, all things are possible o. First of all, we have to play our own part. Pray as if all depends on God. Play football as if all depends on you. Thank you. . . . . . . Words of the man of God, PROPHET T.B JOSHUA on sunday 2nd october, 2011. vealing his name will mean endangering him on that day. But with God, all things are possible o. First of all, we have to play our own part. Pray as if all depends on God. Play football as if all depends on you. Thank you. . . . . . . Words of the man of God, PROPHET T.B JOSHUA on sunday 2nd october, 2011.

God has revealed it to me. I cannot do anything about it on my own. The men in authority in nigeria football should come and agree with me in prayer. They ll receive instructions from God. Thats the only way that it can be overturned. Or else, nigeria- the giant of africa- will NOT Qualify for the 2012 africa cup of nations. I am not a prophet of football, but it ll be a big shame on the giant of Africa if Nigeria does not at least qualify. I love football myself, that is why i prayed to God and he showed me what will happen. . . . . Words from the MAN OF GOD, Prophet T.B JOSHUA on sunday 2nd october 2011.

PLS MODERATORS, THIS SHOULD BE ON THE FRONT PAGE. I HEARD IT TOO ON EMMANUEL T.V. HE ALSO ADDED THAT WE WILL LOSE BY 1 - 0 AND THE GUINEA GOAL WILL COME IN THE SECOND HALF. INFACT, THE FIRST TO SCORE WILL WIN THE GAME. FRONT PAGE PLEASE. . . FOR REFERENCE PURPOSES. Thank you. I know u ll do it.

@naijacan. True talk. Seconded. But you know, some truths are better left unsaid. Lol

All the above are the problem of ladies. I hear someone saying that a man should be rough and soft at the same time, its like asking a woman to be both a virgin and a LovePeddler at the same time. To all these ladies, especially pendo89, are they trying to say that if God happens to convert them to men, that they can really fit into these "almost impossible" criteria of a real man ?

Often and on, u get to see that women, ladies and girls claim to know what it takes to be a man, even more than the men do. U hear things like; be man enough, , real men dont do this and that, , and so on. What makes women to think this way or are they really in a better position (than the men) to know what it takes to be a real man.

This is serious. Maybe he did not know that he is popular in china. Oh my God. You must read this. www.kickoff.com/europeanleague/34787/mourinho-pursued-by-fans-in-china.php