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Omo baby, you mean 190 ?

@sauer. Not totally right pal. What do u make of those beautiful runs-ladies moving out with chief while hoping to be connected with a wealthy husband in the process while thier b/f keeps on dreaming to end up in the "i-do" drama. These girls find it difficult to leave thier boyfrnds cos they ar scared of hurting them but it doesnt stop thier flamboyant ambition. @mcleo007. Bro, simple. If/when it doesnt work out, one of the parties will heave a sigh of relief. What does that tell you? One of the parties knew or has been hoping it doesnt pull thru. Maybe in ur case, the girl is happy it happened, ¤¤. Just guessing.¤¤

@dyt, baby i hope he feels the same way too. @d.sense, bros, is she aware of her laudable function. *.chuckles.*

Many relationships has been characterised by purposelessness, deceits and betrayals. The alarming thing is that one of the parties would surely know that it would lead to nothing while the other will be fantasizing and daydreaming about an "impossible" wedding day. Guys and ladies, be honest about ur plan for him or her. Some would be for sex, money, prestige, a-cure-for-loneliness e.t.c but however, a few may be for marriage. Don't just read and go, lets hear urs,

@poster, my brother, this is one of the reasons why it is now very difficult for me to luv any woman again. I mean, why should i go thru the torture of dating some1 whom im most likely not to marry. The truth is that a man luvs a woman only if he wants to marry her,period. Many relationships u see today is heading towards heartbreak and betrayals. This explains why many men now patronise love peddlers, i guess they are only being sincere with themselves.

My best friend was once in this situation last yr. He took my advice and till today he has not stopped thanking me for it. Guess what i told him; well, when women discover that u luv them more, they try to run u, i.e they start making the rules. To avoid this, u have to be tough and mild at the same time, an uphill task, isn't it ? To be a "real" man na waoo. This is what u have to do today : put the relationship at stake and firmly ask to see every content of the phone at that moment. U have to act this one out well. Now if she refuses,walk her out or u walk out angrily and dont call her for at least two weeks, if she doesn't cave in after that, believe me, it means that she doesn't luv u, quit. However, if she agrees, u have ur wish. The power is back, u can now make the rules. Goodluck.

If two married couples had had a sweet rump of a sex from 11.55 p.m (31st night) to 12.05 a.m (new year), wont that create a record of engaging in a single sex bout for two years ? It will just be a record for Guinness, but what a record !

Human beings! we are really animals. After much formings- sweet guy, charming prince, sweet babe, ajeböta - all na lie. Live under one roof with him or her and u will find out that " we be animaleès pretending otherwise". I think i ll go construct my wife, custom-made.its possible in china. She has to be a robot. Cant take this SHIT.

Human beings! we are really animals. After much formings- sweet guy, charming prince, sweet babe, ajeböta - all na lie. Live under one roof with him or her and u will find out that " we be animaleès pretending otherwise". I think i ll go construct my wife, custom-made.its possible in china. She has to be a robot. Cant take this SHIT.

Hey 4 dia,na chrismas be dis and una know say love folow hamatan come. Its time to chaic, toast and show some e-love to some1 in NL. Dyt, i trip 4 you die. Mr. Cork, there is a gigolo vacancy in my area. Do u care. 190 stop here and pls park well. Mrs. Eve, can i be ur sugar daddy ?

This story can be true because, the last thing to die in a human body is the libidinal force. The libido remains up till 72 hours after the death of the victim. To a man, the manliness will rise. To a woman, the cunt and the clit remain sensitive. Why this is so remains a mystery. NOW THAT YOU KNOW, DONT U EVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF SEX. - It dies HARD

Im so excited to have challenges in the person of d-sense and ofido. Anymore challengers please ? So u guys have been bottling up these feelings for her? Come on. That's timid. If u luv some1, be bold about it and not to wait in fear and later to fight some1 that is bold enough to , Anyway, this only makes me to grow fonder.

There's really something about her. This is no joke. I wont mind crossing oceans to meet her.

Im not sure how possible it is to luv some1 in NL just by reading her numerous posts. But then, i enjoy dyt's posts a lot - though often short but luvingly interesting. Am i fallin in luv ? I wish i have another medium but im really serious.

I ve always luvd my gej, and as a federal public servant, i owe him my support for his goodies. But then, the truth must be told. He has not done enough to prove his accusers wrong- they say he is weak. Signing this bill will confirm that, pointblank. I just hope he does'nt. The fact is this, GEJ is the best candidate so far but he is running under the worst party so far too. PDP is a mess we all have to live with. Now they have stolen the ddc machine. Who will save us from them. Nigerian politics is as exciting as seasonal movies and IM LUVIN IT.

Mr. Horror, if the man had come close to tbj,u would have seen how he would have surrendered to the mighty power of God. This is infact the upteenth attack of this nature. T.b joshua is REAL. The spirit testifies.

Guys, how would you act out your marriage proposal to your fiance and Ladies, how would you like your man to make his proposal to you. Hear my style, i ll take my fiance to a cool joint, then i ll ask the waiter to 'codedly' come in later and present a parcel to my lady, the waiter will claim that a man outside told him to give it to her -of course she will shock here- on my side, i ll press her to open it here and now, on opening it, the card inside the parcel will read,"My queen, will you marry me ?" then i ll bring out my diamond ring and, You know the rest ¤¤NOW LET'S READ YOURS.

A young teacher wanting to tease her pupils, posed a question; children, on the day of rapture, what part of our body will we first use to enter heaven ? Young kemi raises her hand; auntie,auntie ! Yes kemi, said the teacher. The young girl answered, our two feets. The suprised teacher curiosly asked; and why do you say so sweetie, the girl answered; auntie, last night after our night prayer, i was woken up by the noise by my mum, on reaching the door, i found out that it was locked, so i peeped thru the key hole and saw my mum's two legs high up in the air and i heard her shouting " Aaaawww gaaad, im cooommiiiinng "

This is what i call a COMPLEX SIMPLICITY. This is what i mean: she obviously cannot have the two. Going for one means that she would lose the other. If she's not careful too, she can lose both. I always encourage people to go 4 whom they luv. Therefore, if she luvs this guy, let her not look back. As for her friend, its simple; she has lost her. She might try out some diplomacy afterwards, it wont change much. If her friend is matured enough, she would still reply her 'hello'. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE IN LUV WITH SOMEONE U LUV.

Well, dyt and rocktation, i never intended to provoke both of you into Jealosy. I personally think that there are also beautiful ladies that has no B/frnds. Men simply find thier beauty intimidating. Perhaps it has happened to both of you before. I thank NL for thier comments. I ll make up my mind on my next step. ~~~TANXES ~~~

Well, i am not and never been a gay, neither have i been a womaniser before. A handful of them claim that i am too handsome and sexy to be girl-less, that even if i dont toast a girl ,i ll definitely get toasted. Its really amazing to learn that i am SERIOUSLY alone in this situation. WOOOOWWWWWW W !!!

Im a responsible working class gentle man. I happen to be in search of luv but i always encounter one same problem. All the girls i try to start up a relaxnship with always ask me if i have a girl. To my suprise, my sincere 'no' answer would turn me into a big liar. The truth is that i dont have a single girlfriend but why is it impossible for any of them to believe me. Is there no other guy without a girlfriend ? Am i alone in this situation ?

My brother, ur type of person will need deliverance one day cos curses follow this kind of practice. The difference btw guys and babes is this: most guys want to date 4 fun while most babes want to date in view of marriage. Women leave thier men once they find out that it aint leading to marriage. A man luvs a woman if he wants to marry her,period. So guys if she's not ur marriage type, tell her its for fun. If she "LIKES" you, she ll keep doing it for fun while she keeps hunting for her mr. Right. If u want her 4 marriage, propose fast to her and be totally sincere about it. I guarantee you, she ll be all urs. NB: THE POSTER'S ADVISE IS FROM THE PIT OF HELL. RUN 4 UR LIFE !!!

Jealosy is the most authentic and most reliable proof of love. If some1 says he/she luvs u and doesnt show a good dose of Jealosy, then know that u are just am option and not a priority to that some1. Feelings of Insecurity is the effect of love, it brings romance to the relationship. I can go on and on. I just hope my 2cents helps here.

The problem is that married men will never leave our beautiful young girls alone, to we young guys' detriment. Well mary, the consequence of ur action is the law of karma. That is, your own future husband will also date a sweetie somewhere. How would feel to discover that and to remember that u did the samething . "four sentences is enough 4 the wise".

Well then, if it is not categorically outlawed, why the frequent police harrasment ? Why are the lawmakers not saying/doing anything about it ? Infact why is everybody being hypocritical about it ? WWWHHHYYY.