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The coast is clear for the mighty fall of the great party, PDP.
Two notable tribal gods in the person of TINUBU and BUHARI have come together to wage a "Holy War" on the massive looting with impunity characterised by the present leadership.
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Many observers would complain that the picture is not yet complete since an Igbo god has not yet surfaced in the holy conspiracy.
I believe the actors know fully well that they cant really succeed effectively without the South East.
Yes, both Buhari and Tinubu has been reported to have dropped their presidential ambitions in order to ANOINT an acceptable candidate, THATS GOOD NEWS, but i fear that history would still repeat itself.
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I fear that the worst would happen and PDP would still carry the day.
But then, there is a way out for the GREAT MERGER.
A merger that if taken well, would resist the most gruesome rigging by the PDP.
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First of all, this merger should not and must not be just a coalition, rather it should be such that both parties would have to deconstruct themselves and reconstruct into A BRAND NEW PARTY.
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Both A.C.N party and the C.P.C party should collapse into each other and THEY SHOULD COME UP WITH ONE NATIONAL NAME.
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What we would have left would now be a strong party with Maybe Buhari as Chairman and Tinubu as deputy. Then you bring in a South-South son as the Party secretary.
Now that we would have a strong party, the next step would be to now reach an agreement with another great ethnic party, APGA. With this agreement, they would be able to bring in the present Imo state Governor, Rochas Okorocha as their presidential candidate with either MALLAM EL RUFAI or RAJI FASHOLA as the vice.
Rochas has a good northern connection so he can front better than others since he cuts across two major ethnic groups - Igbo and Hausa.
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With these done, the whole Nigeria would be all sold out to the GREAT MERGER.
And Nigerians would be finally delivered of the virus called the PDP come 2015.

This poster must have come from a broken home. He surely lacks fatherly love and would do everything within his power to get back at his father.
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First of all, he is senseless to have used his father (the god that he sees) to prove how righteous he can be.
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Only an ingrate and an ungrateful son would insult his father this way.
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water.
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Only a foolish son would wash his father's dirty linens outside.
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If you have a local antenna,
A.I.T would do you some good.
Nigeria 3 - 0 malawi.

godimento: What make it no.1! It's only for miracle seeker, No Heavenly minded Christian have time for that channel.

I can imagine haters of T.B Joshua hitting their heads very very hard on a brick wall.
Infact, i can see one of them rushing towards a very hot active transformer for a sweet last hug.
Faster boy! Be fast make NEPA no take light. Hehehehehehehe
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The more you hate this man, the more he grows.
Infact, with the amount of congregation that he commands, i believe that he has more money than the Oyedepos, but he spends them all in HELPING THE LESS PRIVILEGED, PAYING SCHOOL FEES FOR THOUSANDS OF INDIGENT CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD, and the rest...
He is doing this when others are buying private jets and building universities for commercial reasons.
A look at the book of acts would confirm to you that he is a REAL MAN OF GOD.

Robin Van Persie will stay in Arsenal next season. We ll do everything to make him stay.
"(Arsene Wenger)

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THE WORDS OF T.B Joshua. On sunday 6th may, 2012.
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When all these rumours were going on, i asked God to show me the game.
He then showed me.
What i saw in the first half was not good for Chelsea.
Infact, Your Chelsea needs more prayers in this match than their opponent, Bayern munich. I see a Bayern player scoring a goal in the first half. I CANT SAY MORE THAN THAT. So pray for your club.

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Hahahahahahahahaha
Its a Bayern win today.
LETS COUNT HOW MANY CASUALTIES WE RE GONNA HAVE TONIGHT.

Why is x not on that list ?
Why is y not on that list ?
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Abeg, is Keshi still the HEAD coach of Super Eagles ?
Because i can see many Super Eagles coaches here on Nairaland.
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Coaches without licence.

Shaking my head in disbelief.
No wonder Almighty God hid himself from man.
Cos if he ever shows up,
The few that believes in Him would stop believing.

We shall see who is real and who is not.

ifysoft: Its ON.. New Season Loading.. We shall see who laughs After the new season.. That City Match with QPR should be looked into for possible match fixing... 2 goals in 4 mins is impossible..

Wow, dude that means you started watching football games this year.
When Nigeria came from 4-0 down to level up 4-4 in 1989 against Russia, was that also impossible ?
Ok, when man utd scored 2 goals in 3 minutes against Bayern munich in 1999 champions league final, was that a match fixing.
I have seen goals ok ? You and your red devils should stop this nonsense and go get ready for next season.
Just be sure of one thing:
POWER HAS CHANGED HANDS.

CyberG: Imagine that Wenger had NOT no made initally stupid decisions of playing young, inexperienced and cheap players, where would Arsenal be today? We came back from the rock bottom at the beginning of the season to 3rd, but was all the stress worth it? If Arsenal had not been totally destroyed by United at the beginning in that 8-2 loss, you bet he would not have bought some of the players that have helped: Arteta, Mertesacker, Santos and a couple more. Today, he was clutching Rice who would not be there next season but he could have spared himself and everyone all the hassle if he continually made a balance of experienced, older players and young ones rather than the ~21-23 average player of age of the last couple of seasons. If he had been able to keep Fabregas and Nasri, coupled with Rosicky's resurgence, Vermallen's renewed fitness this season, VPersie's goal scoring consistency coupled with Ox's revelation, Arsenal might actually be at the top of the league or could have been in the last couple of seasons.

I hope he doesn't do stupid things in the next season by not investing money in players that can challenge for the title. Only a strong, more experienced and consistent team can win the League or Champion's League otherwise, how does he expect to beat Chelsea, Man U, City consistently or Barcelona in the Champion's League? I hope the best for Arsenal next season but Wenger must make the right decisions!

Nice one.
But unfortunately, Van Persie is leaving Arsenal.
All those blabbing by Wenger was calm nerves in order to ensure that they secure 3rd place.
Podolski is their replacement of Van Persie. They know it and he knows it too.
IF YOU DOUBT IT, CAN YOU TELL ME THAT ARSENAL WOULD IN THEIR LIVES PAY VP £150,000 ? Impossible !
Our Arsenal however would better next season. With wilshere, lets see how many matches Ramsey would play next season.
GUNNERS 4 LIFE.

sexysunnyb: This Long story is just super story because we all know Manchester City are taking the Trophy home so lets forget about this Mu Mu club called Man United dem think say na dere papa get premier league

seconded.
Infact, thirded.

Please,which people owns today's mothers day.
I have witnessed that of ANGLICAN and that of CATHOLICS.
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Is today's mothers day that of PAGANS please ?

Yabayakaka: Yes...av recivd mine in Gombe state...since 24 of last month sef

Is this now the tradition ?
Some states have paid while others have not paid.
Is the federal allowance now under State control ?
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Why Gombe ?
Why Taraba ?
What is happening please ?

Its good to see the real T.B Joshua prophecy finally.
Many people ask why this man often makes the frontpage of any news, blog or forum, the answer is;
Prophet T.B Joshua is not like the conventional pastors and prophets that we re already used to.
The kind of sicknesses that God heals through him,
his kind of prophecies,
the way he waves his hand while delivering people from demons, etc
these things are beyond human understanding. But since education has empowered us to attempt the analysis of every thing on earth, people have never ceased to enquire what this man called Prophet T.B Joshua is all about.
As the prophet once said and i quote: WHAT PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND, THEY CALL NAMES.
THAT WHICH THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY DESTROY.
This explains why no one can destroy the works of God through this prophet, because They Dont Understand Him.
Whenever Prophet T.B Joshua calls for prayers towards anything at all, something bad is about to happen to that very thing. Experience has taught me that it is his style of prophecy.
Therefore, When he say that Chelsea needs prayers, IT DENOTES THAT CHELSEA WOULD LOSE OUT ON THAT DAY.
Note that he said that Chelsea needs prayers NOT PLAYERS PLEASE.
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Now why does he predict football ?
Prophet T.B Joshua does not predict football games just for fun of it, rather according to him in one of his past sunday service, He said that;
God is interested in anywhere that the heart of the youths are. He continued that it is clear that the heart of Nigerian youths are into football, so therefore, God uses this prediction to show these youths His mighty power. When some of these youths now see the mighty power of God through these predictions, they would now come close to God in awe after which they ll gain salvation of their souls through faith.
The prophet also gave instance that since U.S.A loves Basket Ball more, God can use him to win the hearts of the youths of U.S.A by predicting one of the big N.B.A games there, through that way, the youths there would succomb to the power of God and come to him in faith.
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Finally, let me state here that Prophet T.B Joshua does not cause those things which he prophecies about. He is only telling the future which God has shown to him.
Therefore, He is the mouth piece of God.
Those calling on him to prophecy about where the Boko Haram boys are so that they can be apprehended, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT IT WONT COST A THING FOR GOD TO DO THAT.
But then, if God shows it to him and he broadcasts it on t.v, do you guys think that those boys would remain where they so that they ll caught ?
I HEREBY CALL ON THE IGP and the SSS chief to consult Prophet T.B Joshua for easy and fast solutions to the problems of Boko Haram.
Dont wait for him to come begging you to hear him out. Of course nobody would listen if he goes about offering this kind of help.
He is already a hated man and he knows it.
AFTERALL, IT IS NOT PROPHETS THAT GO TO THE PEOPLE, PEOPLE SEEK OUT FOR PROPHETS.
God bless you all.

I made a post in the SPORTS SECTION on T.B Joshua's prophecy about how he has later and truely declared on sunday, 6th may, 2012, that Chelsea need prayers more than Bayern munich in the final - a prophecy which i believed meant that Chelsea would lose that final,
Yet, Seun and his cohorts had refused to put it on the front page for reference purposes.
But if someone comes to post some ridiculous and scandalous rumour about the same prophet, they ll rush and post it on the front page.
THIS TELLS ME THAT NAIRALAND IS A RUMOUR BREED.
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Now, imagine a news of 5 years been brought alive again.
I AM NOT DECEIVED.
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Many people that go to the prophet today for healing and deliverance once insulted and abused him just like people here are doing.
They ll still end up going to the prophet in search of help and solution to their live's problems.
AND AS USUAL, OUR MERCIFUL GOD WOULD FORGIVE THEM AND HEAL THEM THROUGH THE SAME PROPHET THAT THEY ABUSE.
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The camerounian govermenet say that those are flashy pictures on emmanuel t.v, but i tell you that
i ve taken a patient that has a lumbar spondilosis - a ruptured spinal cord which made him to be unable to turn his neck around.
Right before my eyes, this neighbour of mine who once abused this prophet was healed instantly by the same prophet, right in the church.
I was there live and i witnessed all that happened. The healing has been permanent since then, its been 2 and half years now.
BROTHERS, MANY CRITICISMS ON THIS PROPHET IS BASED ON HEAR-SAYS.
OBSERVE CLOSER AND YOU LL SEE THAT YOUR CONFESSIONS WOULD CHANGE.
God bless you all.

emmysenior: Those guys r busy trying 2 mk a living, the owner of this site is busy lookin 4 shits 2 paste 2 mk cash too & we r always busy reading n commenting.... Wat a funny world.....

And you re busy observing all these.
What a funny guy !

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THE WORDS OF T.B Joshua. On sunday 6th may, 2012.
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When all these rumours were going on, i asked God to show me the game.
He then showed me.
What i saw in the first half was not good for Chelsea.
Infact, Your Chelsea needs more prayers in this match than their opponent, Bayern munich. I see a Bayern player scoring a goal in the first half. I CANT SAY MORE THAN THAT. So pray for your club.

Its a Bayern win today.

Mrs. Patience Ozokwor, a.k.a Mama G is reportedly at loggerheads with his first son.
Exactly the way she acts in her movies, now this is in real life.

Source
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150790624858409&id=127503268408&set=a.493310898408.258548.127503268408&_ft_=fbid.10150790624898409

andyanders: Anbody that is responsible in raising this rumour, may you go blind for your actions.
Be careful on what you say concerning Prophet T.B.Joshua or other prophets of God. You will be visited with incurable sickness that nobody can cure on earth.

The irony of it all is that when this kind of a rumour monger gets inflicted by severe sickness, he ll finally end up at T.B Joshua's church in search of healing.
THE SAME T.B JOSHUA THAT HE SOUGHT TO DESTROY.
There have been many like that.
Who knows the next line of action of T.B Joshua haters.
The man has been growing since 1987 up till this moment.
His first church was under a tree shade.
I even heard that some 7 pastors prayed and fasted at one time, for God to reveal to them the source of T.B Joshua's unimaginable powers.
Guess what ?
God completely ignored them.
I CAN IMAGINE GOD TELLING THEM: You all are not serious.

Although this rumour did not emanate from Nairaland, i must confess that Nairaland helped to spread it worldwide.
There were multiple phone calls from Europe and America to the Synagogue Church asking if it was true. This site indeed has an unimaginable reach. Even the print media shamefully depend on it for their news.
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My dear Seun, i think that there should be a Gossip section for Nairaland for unverified info like this. If not, mischief makers would use this site to spread deadly rumours that would cause mayhem.
So in that vein, a Gossip section would not be a bad idea.
When it comes on board, everyone would know that the info there should be taken with a pinch of salt just as the joke section is been taken now.
Afterall, even Almighty BBC have a gossip column.
THANK YOU.
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Canisma,
suggesting from Lagos, Nigeria.

Its been two 2 days now, yet there is no video proof of this rumoured prophecy.
This rumour started from facebook. It tells you how far rumours can travel on the internet.
The internet is indeed a world of its own.
I ve checked on Youtube, there is no such video there.
What i dont understand is how someone's facebook status and page can spread this far.
I was equally suprised when another facebook rumour had it that Taiye Taiwo's twin brother was celebrating his 33rd birthday in Nigeria while he was celebrating his 25th birthday in london.
Within hours, it spread like wild fire to many social networking sites.
It was hours after i saw it on facebook that it later appeared on Nairaland. The truth is now out that his twin brother died when he was 2 or 3 years old.
Its a shame that some Nigeria newspapers has already reported this rumour as a genuine news on their tabloid. This is sheer unprofessionalism. How can you report a rumour as a news. Shame on Nigeria media.
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Facebook is indeed wonderful. If you doubt its power, Why not try this:
Expand your friends to about 3000 and above. Then when you post your info, make it PUBLIC. By this, you are posting it to 3000 people multiplied by their total number of friends altogether.
People easily swallow facebook info because of how much respect the site has.
. . . Again, many facebook pages like Ndigbo and Nigeria Connect seem to have the heart of their fans in their hands. This is why the Ndigbo page was able to spread this Chelsea rumour without its fans questioning its source.
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Any T.B Joshua prophecy goes with videos. This videos are readily released by the church t.v in order to prove to foreigners who would ask questions, not Nigerians that swallow every information that they hear.
That is why Henry Okah can tell us that it was our president that has been bombing the nation and Nigerians are now believing him.
We simply, are not critical in our thinking.
Chelsea surely has a chance of winning the cup as the final would be a battle of 11 players against 11.
BUT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THERE IS NO PROOF THAT T.B JOSHUA EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE MATCH.

We dont just want a link. Many newspapers would use this to sell their papers tomorrow.
What we need is the video where he said it.
Can the poster source the video for us please. This rumour is growing like wild fire. I would never believe it until i see the video link.
I watched emmanuel t.v on sunday, the same day that it was reported that he said it. I never saw him say it.
THEREFORE, ONLY A VIDEO WOULD CONVINCE ME THAT HE SAID SO.
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please people, Dont forget what Abraham lincoln said:
When It Comes To News, Lets Wait For The Sacrament Of Confirmation.
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SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE VIDEO PLEASE.

Wow, its now 4:17 pm, i must have missed the match by now. So what was the score please.
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is there no one that watched the game ? *frowns*
Where is that stupid, idiotic, gbongbolastic LAX89

I watched emmanuel t.v on sunday and i never saw the Man of God predict the champions league final.
The haters of Prophet T.B Joshua would stop at nothing to discredit this man. Nothing could have led to his prediction of this game since its not yet close.
He does not just predict out of the blue.
LET ME INFORM US THAT THIS IS FALSE RUMOUR.
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If you google it, all news you ll get are sketchy. None could give details of such prophecy.
This rumour must have been started by a Chelsea fan who wants to pour his hatred towards the prophet as a way of consoling himself should Chelsea lose the final.
LETS STOP THIS RUMOUR PLEASE.
Thank you

somze: Chelsea sacks Guardiola

you re wrong. He is going to recharge his battery.
His team plays the best football the world has ever known and he is going on a one year break to go and research on a new football pattern thereby inventing A NEW STYLE OF FOOTBALL.
This is what Greatness entails.

kaze4blues: 'An actor leaves d stage wen d ovation is loudest'. Weldone Pep

Or better put, a hot babe leaves the bed when the ovulation is strongest. Lol

Abeg, tell those our fools in Abuja to please, as a matter of urgency, IMPORT ELECTRICITY too.
God go bless them if them do that one.
As a Nigerian, Why Shall I Shy ?

Hmmm, every girl must be proud of chaircover post.
But the truth is that, IT IS CHEAPER TO BUY OR MAINTAIN A CAR THAN TO SUSTAIN AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN LADY.
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@op. To stay on the safer side, the best way is to patronise prostitutes. Its damn cheaper.
Bite me.
Unless you want to settle down.
THEN MARRY.
You re ripe, anyway.

The poster is asking if hating football makes him less of a man.
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my answer is YES.
He would find out that even his FEW friends are also less of a man.
I wonder the things you ll discuss with correct dudes like me and other correct Nairalanders. You ll just be boring to your fellow guys. I have seen people like you and you guys suck. BIG TIME.
Im sure you dont know anything about politics too.
YOU RE LESS OF A MAN.
Give it up for football.
Its just a game, but What A Game.

The critics of T.B Joshua are confused.
Are they accusing him of performing fake miracles and healings
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Are they saying that his power of healing and prophecies are not from God almighty ?
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They re just pathetic. They all formed their opinions through the information which they assimilated from other people. They even fear to watch his T.V, Emmanuel t.v. They just hate the man. Their pastors would open their mouths to tell them not to go to this prophet. How can you accept the judgement of a man of God against another man of God.
I ve never watched T.B Joshua criticize any man of God.
He even urges people that comes to his church to receives healing from their sicknesses to go back and continue worshiping in their various churches after receiving their healings.
HOW MANY MEN OF GOD WOULD TELL YOU THAT.
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Like i said earlier, ANY MAN OF GOD THAT CRITICISES PROPHET T.B JOSHUA SHOULD BE AVOIDED.
He lacks a true connection with God Almighty.

opee1231: instead of this man to pray for the good of Nigeria by seeking for prophecies that will turn things around...he is there carring death prophecies around... only God knows who is really serving Him

He has now said that God's wrath shall befall on all the corrupt politicians starting from June 1st this year. Are you not satisfied with that.
That means that a God himself would be doing a J.K Rawlings in Nigeria. Can you beat that.
Wait for june to come. You ll get to love this prophet soon. I bet you.