₦airaland Forum

Sagamite: @ topic:

And so?

What a person girl. Does she think everyone is into dumb extravagance. Mooron!

[Looks up to the skies and says] I am not going to go down on my knees for a second for this request. If I end up with a dumb arsewipe like Linda Ikeji as my wife, me and you would be boxing on judgment day. Just make sure your angels are strong enough to restrain me if you cannot grant that simple preference.

texazzpete: At last! Someone with a brain who gets it!

Linda Ikeji is just smartly doing what any savvy blogger would do - trolling her readerbase to get more hits and thus more ad impressions. I'd say she has succeeded admirably here!

slimyem: aww...you missing!
Piercings are cool...esp. one on the belly button

2buff: Why you cough first?
Na nyash you use talk wetin follow abi?

Yield: Why do they always break your heart, Mr. Cork?

ifyalways: What do u expect?A married man won't kpekus again or he'd leave Sango his abode and go all the way to Judy Pharmacy,Ikeja to get a contraceptive for the wife?Some of 'em wives even make an effort. . .using local herbs,ogogoro and all.

MsDarkSkin: I'm not about to sit back and watch some of the biggest derailers and instigators ATTEMPT to put anybody on a guilt trip. The romance section was doomed since before I got here in 2010. The biggest hypocrite is the biggest complainer out of the whole lot of you. Creating Naija babe bashing threads and making a complete mockery of the culture and vibe of this section. And that fo0l ain't the only one. How can you claim not to like someone but all up on their EVERY post and even create threads about them? Then when they give you the reaction YOU wanted, you cry bloody murder? That make any sense? Ok. So practice what you preach. If a member bothers you that much, ignore them. Simple.

Otherwise, create romantic threads or resurrect old threads and keep it moving.

Idowuogbo: Ur shitzzz face started d whole drama na! U jumped from thread to thread sniffing my azzz and u expect me to b cool? Bin nice on romance is old skool, u dive in and get busy is d shirzzzzz now.

Deal wiv it!

CHESSBOARD: Onye Iberibe, you are not even Ibo u r Igbo, and we are IGBO. You are what I called stup!d!tY jam Ignorance. You r even married and you are talking like a kid, was ur family spared during the war or probably ur from the corrupt IBO politician family always licking Yoruba and hausa man's A$$ mitscheew EFUREFU like you

Beaf: ^
So you agree that ACN is a mushroom, ethnically centered, ethnically bigoted, Nazi inspired boys club? Lol!



Sista, your bullet don finis?

Your pain seems to be that I'm closer to the SE (no regrets). Sote, you don forget topic!
You sound like a jilted lover. Whats your real pain?

Funny stuff!

Buhari people = Foolish people

Please, allow me time to cry for you:

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amosy007: Damnnnnnn ...Fvck u man

How can u say something so horrible ....do u beef him that much?....

OH GOD ...why did u create so bitter foools like this mor0n to africa

190: OM-Gawwwd cantell u just reminded me of damaka
Shiiit - I missed that gurl, do u know dat we actually spoke once on fone
Cantell - ebonyeyes and mamagee where always jealous of my relationship wit her
I was d youngest amongst d group den -

Gawd bless NL - 2007-2009
Idowu even imported me once 2vote 4 her in her jokes section

Nowadays - I find myslf more as a guest, so this place is been over ru.n. With kids

190: I really miss nairaland btwn 2007 - 2009 when matured peeps
Roamed these parts, too many cretins around this section these days makes it one bore of a section
Smh


Mukina please if you are seein this, kindly check your facebook inbox
U know what 2do

Yorisb: Onye asiri gbakaa ute. . . .

purpinkx: Naija Mentality
_All softdrinks are
called mineral'
_All Fathers came first
position
while @ school.
_India beat nigeria 99~1
because the
... ... ... ball was turnin 2
Lion
_If ur wealth start
reducing its ur
village people dat are
doing u.
-Rice and stew....Every
sunday
afternoon.
... -Every commodity
outside Africa
is original.
-Anybody with Aids got
it through
sex.
-she's a calabar girl'
chai" she go
sabi do...."
-Every seasonin cube is
maggi.
_-U must finish D rice b4
u touch d
meat
_-Every toothpaste na
maclean.
_Every insecticide na
Fleet
.
-Every detergent na
omo.
_-Any rich hausa is an
Alhaji', D
poor ones na Aboki'
shuo"
-U smoke u are an
armed robber!
-_If u find money on d
floor,pee
on it b4 pickin it
up,unless u turn
2 Yam!
_only science students
are smart
-Once u travel overseas
u must
be
very rich.as if they
share money
on the plane
_-Drogba use juju tie
Torres 4
leg'lol
_-Every Girl dat plays
and jokes
with a boy, has slept
with him.
-U must buy bread when
travelling'
-_when u loose a
tooth,throw it
on the roof of d
house,and run
round the house 7
times"
-Every noodle is called
indomie

purpinkx: Naija Mentality
_All softdrinks are
called mineral'
_All Fathers came first
position
while @ school.
_India beat nigeria 99~1
because the
... ... ... ball was turnin 2
Lion
_If ur wealth start
reducing its ur
village people dat are
doing u.
-Rice and stew....Every
sunday
afternoon.
... -Every commodity
outside Africa
is original.
-Anybody with Aids got
it through
sex.
-she's a calabar girl'
chai" she go
sabi do...."
-Every seasonin cube is
maggi.
_-U must finish D rice b4
u touch d
meat
_-Every toothpaste na
maclean.
_Every insecticide na
Fleet
.
-Every detergent na
omo.
_-Any rich hausa is an
Alhaji', D
poor ones na Aboki'
shuo"
-U smoke u are an
armed robber!
-_If u find money on d
floor,pee
on it b4 pickin it
up,unless u turn
2 Yam!
_only science students
are smart
-Once u travel overseas
u must
be
very rich.as if they
share money
on the plane
_-Drogba use juju tie
Torres 4
leg'lol
_-Every Girl dat plays
and jokes
with a boy, has slept
with him.
-U must buy bread when
travelling'
-_when u loose a
tooth,throw it
on the roof of d
house,and run
round the house 7
times"
-Every noodle is called
indomie

tgirl1986: Lol..My God!!imprisonment for life..

beylinko: Pls i wanna start a futbal viewin centre b4 nxt season commences bt i'm stuck wit hw 2 go about getin an alternative satelite dish n decorder wit dstv.