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davidylan: Joy! I havent married yet.

Bros when will you marry? You've been saying this for a long time now.
These single ladies no go marry themselves o!

Human being ke? Abi na vam. .

The two kids look like aki & paw-paw.

Ileke-IdI:
Same old Okija forest masquerade lol

Your forehead is the size of my TV

Chicks dig that. kinda gives me a sexy look.
@topic,
No comment yet.

Ileke-IdI:
Short hair on Black men is the ideal.

I never understand dreads and braids and . . . . anywaz, I was born in a village and raised by a village sha.

No wonder!

Fuckherlord? Laugh wan kill me die!

Ileke-IdI:
You keep thinking I have a gang lol. I find that funny.
I like to think I post for myself.
So when are you changing your profile pix?

Just uploaded a new picture in my profile.
Take a look.

Ileke-IdI:
When are you going to update that shakabula profile pix?

Smh. I knew you'd pick on me, you and your silly gang.
Well. . .Didn't wanna give you the pleasure
So, go haunt someone else.

wildorchid: post your ugly pic!

Childish! How old are you?

Tashamania ke? Me i go avoid am. Fit turn to ny*mpho. . .

onye_ngbu*:
Chino lives in anambra and im sure somebody like him will table a tenure elongation bill for Obi next year

Tenure elongation ke? The mumu is clueless and a thief.
He was the major reason why Dora Akunyili lost in the last elections.

Bro, stick to the topic.
@topic,
His signature sounds delusional to me.

shymmex: @cantell

Can you stop being a groupie, and stop messing up the damn fight?

Be neutral like everyone else!

Neutral ke? The guy dey manya dem like mad!
They're trying to keep up.
If you've watched the DURACELL advert, the one with rabbits on it, you'll understand what i mean.

coogar: intellectually-sterile [color=#000000]c[/color]unt bucket!

*Faints*

Mehn! Coogar's grindin some arse!
Laugh wan kill me die!

Idowuogbo: No I haven't! Have I ever claimed to b pretty or sexy? Dude jog on!

*damn it! I struck a nerve*
No you haven't. But you diss profile pics a lot and by doing that, it strongly suggests you're a lot better.

I don talk am before.

kilimanjaro: The whole Africa still waiting for Goldieluks and Idowuigbo

This two has raised the expectation of their real looks so high, its impossible for them to live up to it.

Don't have to do anything. Lookin at her bald head cracks me up.

*half awake*
Nawa o! Some people still dey here?

yinkaGreen: Ok wait -_- he isn't joking. But why say it here on Nairaland?
You remind me of my uni pastor... The dude can't give a sermon without you hearing .. 'The porsche I got for my wife, when we were in vacay in texas, US, d limousine I hired to pick my mum at d airport' and all that jazz.

My point, Keep it on a lowkey mister .

He's a pastor from Christ Embassy right?
Na their way.

safarigirl: He loves being the financial powerhouse in the relationship, but wouldn't mind if you pitched in once in a while

The one thing most girls will never do and thats the major reason why guys will never take them seriously.

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

How would you know that? Are you a guy?
@topic,
90% is true.
Though i disagree with the fu*ck zone whatever.
If a naija guy is friends with a lady and he has never slept with her, there are just two reasons; He's either not attracted to her(she's ugly to a fault) or he hasn't got the chance to score.

Ileke-IdI:
So you won't buy her the Kia because you do not like Kia.

You believe this, you'll believe anything.
God! You're so easy!

Bg from Tg.

blank: Ur question is irrelevant to the topic. He has a car so no need imagining such a scenario. I can't understand how a man will be happy to see his kid of probably less than 3yrs on okada. In Lagos, it is even illegal.

Miss relevant, what if he doesn't own a car?
Or the car suddenly breaks down and it takes a while to fix? Would she not take her kid to school with the same okada she's whining about?
Truth is, she has seen some women drive their children to school and she wants to be in the same league with them.
But she forgot that all fingers are not equal. She's making a mountain out of a molehill and y'all supporting her.
I guess she's better than other women who take their kids to school without a car.

5k for psp?
Bros, e be like say na brick game you wan buy.
19k last

@op,
This is surely nagging 101. So if your husband had no car, what would you have done? Force him to buy a car or buy one for yourself?
Or maybe you won't take ur kid to school cos there's no car?
Mtchew. . . Millenium housewife.

jennykadry: Yea, he is treating his car like a baby an you don't blame him? Have you thought for a second how much discomfort that child is going through everyday jumping one okada or the other with mummy when daddy has a car? And the mothers own stress nko?

So to enter bike now don turn to stress now abi?

Available.