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^^biscuithead, you think say you get mouth?
@topic,
She's thinkin of my response.

Chimezie198: -Neva be too jealous
-Always stick to my boy
-Upload my pics for everyone to see my beauty
-Always understand how my boy feels
-Love him always
-Chat with him whn hez far away from me
-cherrish him
-Be so social wit guys
-Neva feel too big
-Share ma recent pics wit my boy
-Neva be too rude
-Email him lyk twice in a week
-Eat Akpu lyk once in a day wit Okro or Egusi or Oha soup.
-Wear pink panties
Just if I were a gurl

You sure you're not a girl?

slimyem: if she wasnt meaning for you to see it,she wouldnt have the tattoo on those exclusive places.
..maybe she was going to suprise you with them as an easter gift but you got too jumpy

Thought i had seen all the dumb posts in Nl, but this one really cracks me up! An easter gift for man who hates tattoos?
@topic,
If a woman i married gets a tattoo without my consent, it clearly means she has no respect or regard for me.
It could be difficult to live with this woman.
Not only did she disrespect the husband, but she put him at risk.
If the instruments used in drawing the tattoos were unsterilized, there's a greater chance of her catchin an infection(std) and then she'll eventually transmit it to her husband.
Honestly, i don't think those tattoos were for you. You stumbled on it and when you did, she tried to hide it.
It just means she got it for some other person, probably someone who'll appreciate it.

Waterstar

What else but money? Igbo chicks!

where do you stay? call me.

shymmex: Mine would have to be:

- Inked_nerd
- Sugardiva.
- Onila.
- Nayah.
- Frazy.
- Stesibelle17
- Mckutie.
- Goldieluks.
- Yemmyc

Anyone of these lovely ladies would do.

See list! You must have a thing for crazy chicks!

REALITY101: Mrs. Chima: I will have a hidden cam just to have something to laugh out on. Later as she eat like a big Colombian pig to feed her big fat belle. You know fat people consumes a lot food (hidden cam for American funniest home vid)


Idowu: Damn that one gone be licking dishes like a new born puppy (hidden cam for American funniest home vid)

Dyt: My leg gone be doing the job via under the table. Sure her leg gonna be open to welcome it


Goldie: Thats my btch, she gone pretend to love sushi just to feel 5 star chick but she gonna definitely vomit it later at the restroom


Freecocoa: Hmm she gonna be real and order egusi and fufu meal and probably drink 4 bottles of Heineken or half bottle of Remy

Brb gotta pee

Rotf laughing my cute assz off.
That columbian jab really got to me.

michelin89: Na only right hand people dey wash before them settle to eat poundy.

You see am? You be ajibota, you no sabi tradition.

michelin89: So because she is 34 and not beautiful, she should open her legs for you, because you pity her enough to get married to her abi?

Left hand go help wash right hand and right hand go do the same before the two go dey clean.

jellyface: Hello everyone, i want dis issue to be examined and cross-examined. After helping my fiancee influence posting durin her service year, i discovered that She had intimacy with 3 men during her service year despite the fact that i made sure we visited each other regularly as distance made us 9 hrs apart. I discovered through her close friend who called me one evening to narrate what was actually going on cos she was going astray.Although, i ve caught her lyin several times in the past, My fiancee confessed to me and wants forgiveness. She got a new blackberry,an ipad,and a laptop frm these men. She claims to hve ended her flings with them and wants us to get married soon. She suspects her friend exposed her and doesnt talk to her anymore.Nairalanders, kindly help me scrutinize this case. Matured minds only. Thanks.

See maga! See as dem dey drink "hot tea" for person head.

claremont: @OP: You sound like a decent lady. Any time you visit the UK, I don't mind taking you out for a drink.

See congo! Upon say you dey for uk, konji dey manya you like dis?

REALITY101: Sure why not.

Just wondering why a sis from east got hooked up with a estupid arss yoruba dude. Just wondering

Okoro take am easy na.
Na ruv.

J12: Patience ozokwor

Chinekeee! Ukpabia! Ukpabia!

pro01: And yes, if her Big Screen persona is a true reflection of what she is like in real life, then I'd MARRY Julia Roberts and forgive her in advance for all her future sins! She is so so adorable, and in my eyes she can do no wrong.

Bros, you don fall in deep pass me.

Dawdy: It is not advisable for Muslims to marry non-Muslims.

Because?

Musiwa,.:
the bible is clear on the issue. the bible want you to go where your husband goes.

Can you pls give us the chapter and the verse?
I'm dying to know.

glowithdan: Now you are talking... It's simple and short. In every game, there are rules, and in relationships, it's not different!!

Seriously? Relationship is a game?
Now you wonder why most people are single.

@op,
Importation, but your capital is relatively small.

Still available.

Smh, i tire for some people.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to. . .you know na.

Mai suya.

Goldieluks: Wondering.

Corrupt mind.
@topic,
Knocking.

Ur nyansh for dia!

Back to december by Taylor swift.

Sucking.

I saw this on her twitter page from a fan - [b]B[/b]itch* you no try oo, you're marrying a lazy arse benin man.lol