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michelin89:
I'm not coming back. I dey comot soon. Just needed an insight on this topic.

Aww! My bad!
Well, good luck!

seanet02:
Bunch of PDP toothless bulldogs, where were you since 2007?
Tell Me?
Your OGa OBJ no get the power to imprisoned Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu with this cooked up stories not to talk of Odechukwu.
Keep Dreaming.
[size=30pt]Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu I salute Your courage and Integrity against PDP Bloody suckers and vampires[/size].
Buncha Ediots

Bros, comot that cotton wool wey dey for ya eye.
Sometimes we have to accept the simple truth no matter how difficult it might be.

Tinubu? Una go kill person with laughter.

michelin89:
Cantell like trouble! What can i say. Having a wife and a child are obviously the least of his concern.

Ah! Wetin i do na?

ghboytelle:
she's only 14

Lol. That explains it.

michelin89:
@cantell i go hide for facebook. I had almost forgotten why i got fed up of this place. Simple topic na i fine, i nor fine them dey discuss. Like say i nor know i fine before. :-P

Smh. Your effizi too much.
Welcome back.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I was on my way back home, when i saw a family friend, he is (deaf) but lip reads, he asked me why i had not replied his txt and i told him i didn't have credit, then he was talking and saying how he wanted to come to let's say my house sha, and i said NO that i wil be going back to meet someone(which was true) anywayz that was it and we said goodbye.

Next thingggggg, you won't imagine, he came to let's say OUR house yu won't believe what this man told my motherrr, he said he thought that i had went to a guy's house and i was having sexxx whattttttt!!!

I can't believe that y'know, i don't know why on earth he would think such evil of me, it just makes me rethink abut who i be nice to, and even if that's what i was doing how the fck is it his business?am i not OLD(mature) enoughh nansense!!

Ladies becareful the people you acknowledge ooo.[/color]

You still live with your mama? No wonder!
Dat means na true na. You go do sharp sharp!
You dey chop and clean mouth before. Person don catch you.

michelin89:
And for those commenting on my picture, you like am you nor like am, just post an answer to my thread. Haba i don't have time for unnecessary qualms.

The usual michelin tyre.
She no get time*
Where you go hide?

I Hacked:
please can some one list all cband satellite that can be receive in west Africa and its tracking frequency for me
I mean perfect frequency i need the one some one is watching on his / her decoder not on lyngsat
thank you

This is for 1.8m dish - www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-442760.32.html#msg6503959
For 2.4m and above, the list is endless.
Do a research on your own.

Drug peddler.

Everest9:
Hi brothers pls is it possible to track this wonderful mbc package on nilsat wit 1.8 in eastern part of Nigeria wit any Lmb?

Its impossible. I used to stay in onitsha and i tracked it with 2.4m before i could get them.
Even then, some weren't showin but i got the major channels. Cnn, Bbc,aljazerra,euronews,bloomberg,mbc 1-4,max, action and others.
With a high quality lnb, it can only increase the signals and thats all.

See as northern muslims dey deceive themselves.
I feel sorry for them.

suxes2006:
I still do not know what's bleeping special
about this lady self,

I wonder oo!

Hot babe but na one chance.

Ben-10:
hehe. . when Roki was a kid.

Yeah.lol

^^since you have a thing for older women(grannies) i've got one or two to hook you up with.lol

beeman80:
Why are u hating brother?

Not hating bro! Just sayin the truth.
What could you be possibly doing with a 40yr old woman?
From the look of things, she's likely to be at least 7-10yrs older than you.

beeman80:
If this OP is really true then send a mail to beemantazz@yahoo.com
Hope u are real! I am in ABJ!

Wayo man. You wan f~uck free toto.

sexsinners:
sillly u can't know a person in a day.

Actually, you're the one who's silly cos he made a big mockery out of statement and you failed to understand.

^^Thats the idea. To lower your confidence a bit. Over-confidence can do a lot harm to someone.
Na dat kind over-confidence go make person rob bank for hours without fear.lol

Another silly topic from nairaland's most popular looney.

^^i don't know what you think or believe.
I don't care.

Anvaller:
Your mum abused you bitterly, How would you be tied in the 1st place and next, got beaten with an electric cable?? You shouldn t be proud of this homie. Your mum got it wrong. And unfortunately you got it more wrong to think it was right that you were that tortured. No no no please, we have to train our kids of course but not this way.

I disagree with you. Thats no abuse.
Take the western kids for example - they talk to their parents the way they like because they can never be punished for what they do.
Try it here with a Nigerian parent and that kid is gonna sleep in the devil's pad.
Kids will always be kids. Sometimes, talkin is not enough. You have to try harder and that involves spankin, floggin.
If i wasn't flogged while growing up, i'll probably be rotting away in some police cell or prison.
My mum is a bit older now and her last was born 15yrs after she stopped child bearing.
She rarely beats or flogs him and this has lead to the boy acting like brat sometimes.

^^Blondieluks answered your question but then i guess you need to see other people's opinion.

edivinity9:
Fellows,

A new trend in our society appears that a whole lot of guys are into sugar mummy business now. What do you think could be the ugly cause? Why are guys into it in the first place? Your comments are highly needed. Peace be with you as you comment on this issue.

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You get to f~uck free and get paid for it at the same time.
No emotional trauma, no spending of your hard-earned cash etc. The list continues.
Does that answer your question?

Hotie Tima:
but y do black people make such a big deal out of it

Because it's a big deal!
This girls sef!

noble_gas1:
lol, reminds me of what happened when i was travelling:

                                ****ENJOY*****

THEM: What are you going to Bleep to do?
ME: As you can see sir, i am a student
THEM: Where is your Admission letter?
ME: (I showed Him)
THEM: How much do you have as your BTA?
ME: 2000 POUNDS (This made him raised his eyebrows and started his funny questions)
THEM: Where is the reciept of the tuition fees payment?
ME: (I showed him)
THEM: Where is your O`level result?
MEI showed Him, including my Diploma Certificate)
THEM: Where is your secondary school testimonial?
ME: (I showed Him)
THEM: Where is your birth certificate?
ME: *Suprised at first bt* (I Showed him)

This was where he got angry and said

THEM: You dey try show say you get everything ba oya where is your PRIMARY 6 AND Junior  sECONDARY School CERTIFICATE??

ME: Ha! but sir, i already showed you my WAEC, how can i possibly seat for my Senior secondary school certificate without passing through Junior secondary school??
THEM: Are you asking me? If you dont have it, you KNOW WAT TO DO and you better check the time because your flight leaves in 40 minutes time.
ME: As you can see, i am a student and i dont have any money woooooo except my BTA and only Death can remove 1 pound from it.
THEM: So you dey try show say you sabi this place pass me abi? (he took me to one room and gave my documents to his Boss) on getting there, his boss saw my passport and alas, we both had the same Surname! he was speechless and called the guy to make sure nobody disturbed me till i got to the Boarding gate and that if i missed my flight, he would be in serious trouble!
ME: Thank you sir!

I couldnt stop laughing cuz i was being escorted to the boarding gate like a Diplomat, more like a fast track, lol

The two sentences(bold letters) in this story really cracked me up!
If na me be that guy, i don shoot you finish, since na only death go make you pat with some cash out of 2k pounds!

ogunsg:
guyz,help how to track insat 7/10ku 68.5e and 66e together in one dish and frq

Use the google search button.

ogunsg:
guyz,help how to track insat 7/10ku 68.5e and 66e together in one dish and frq

Use the google search button.

pleep:
^You sound like a white racist. Its pathetic.

Don't mind the crazy b¡tch! She logs into nairaland to vent her anger and act like a brat.
But in reality, she's just an over-weight 25yr old virgin still waiting for someone to f~uck her brains out.

$tunna:
a survey out today from England says the number one reason people divorce is now due to[b] falling out of love!![/b]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/infidelity-no-longer-top-cause-of-divorce-survey/article2153836/



if this is true, then that means the saying that 'everything ends' is therefore very true!?!

what do Nairalanders think and what is your personal experience??


does love defy all laws and lasts 4ever or that is only in the movies!?

There's always a crack, thats where the light signer thru.
Nothing lasts forever.

tpia@:
in other words, you do not know/remember how you became a witch.

either that or you dont want to reveal the information.








May Jesus forgive you all.

quite banal.

Lol.

Mrs.Chima:
You need the dictionary?  Maybe you will come up with something better to say. 

dis·com·bob·u·late  (dskm-bby-lt)
tr.v. dis·com·bob·u·lat·ed, dis·com·bob·u·lat·ing, dis·com·bob·u·lates
To throw into a state of confusion. See Synonyms at confuse.

A sentence can end with a verb.  Bootleg education sucks.

And you think i don't know that? Which planet are you from?
You just copied that from freeonlinedictionary and you think i couldn't do the same thing before posting?(assuming it was the first time i saw it)
Do you read at all before you reply?
This is my comment, "what a waste of grammar"
Why show me your copied version of online dictionary?
You're cranky, get laid jor!

Mynd_44:
Wetin come be you own there? Or you wan enter set?

Before nko?