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tellwisdom:
[size=4pt]goldieluks, check it just fr u alone oo [/size]

So na you be dat guy wey dey collect money for entrance to lekki beach ?
Na here you dey shadow woman?
Smh.

@op,
Your observation is based on girls that think they're in love.
I once dated a girl shortly several years back, but i broke up with after a few months, cos there was no reason to lead her on.
Till this moment, anytime she sees me, still reminds me of what i did to her.(i still believe what i did was for the best)
So IMO, you're wrong.

lefulefu:
na me sexy pass

For ya mind.

Lol. I think say we still dey inside room.
I don die!
**shouts for help at the very top of my voice**

Another "money for hand back for ground chick"
Oya, come remove my iron pant, make we talk price.

Goldieluks:

I'd seize the key to the iron pant and still lock him out,so he has no access of eating the forbidding fruit.

See as person dey take enter trouble.
*Breaks free from the pant and jumps out thru the window*

Credible source? Cos if you don't have any, it's all bullcrap.

Goldieluks:
seize the iron pant, and lock him out.

Wickedt girl. I knew you would do something like that.
@op, avoid her like egyptian plague.

jennykadry:
LMAO , look at her typing long epistles for me?  I was expecting your reply, I insult your silly looking bf with 2 inches pen/is and you insult my own husband. Nairaland I hail thee . So this obesed short orobo with a face like that of OBJ's when he is screaming to cu/m, is still hiaaaa. Please continue being in this mood, I love it.

I don't think you get it, no insult on my marital life or family gets to me . So channel your energy elsewhere. Cheap ashewo 2 kobo per round. Your skin colour, honestly is nauseating, so rough and agbero looking. Anu mpam. See face like wetin 190 don batter with him s/p/e/r/m. Don't worry ehn I have sucked enough dycks to last me a life time, save your breathe. Atleast a man considered me a marriage material, with you, you don't stand a chance. Fat dirty looking pig. When was the last time you washed those ''coloured'' 1975 shorts you call panties? Dirty cow, just look at your face and tell me what you see? Your jaw line is shocking, you look like someone that was battered during sex at a tender age, who did it to you? Who ra/ped when you were young? Your uncle abi brother? Shameless foreigner looking for naija dykksss to suck and phuck, please look elsewhere, poohssieesss like yours are only meant for museum show to be chopped by any flat backsided man who hasn't washed his own dyck since the time of ''things fall apart''.  Bless chinua achebe.

My message is getting to you, so I am happy. Keep living off your mother, don't go and get a life and leave the poor woman. Stay diaaa dey shake that your ijebu ode looking nyash for aussie me. At your age, I already had a wonderful career, bless me )8. You are here doing 2naira men.


C'mon comot for road joooo, fatibombom, see your small stout looking frame. . cheap phockable bast/a/r/d/

Biaa jenny, stop using my line freely like that, you hear? *copyright is highly prohibited*

Lots of heartless people here.

No.

omobamital:
Your take on this?

I'll look for the thread where this topic was discussed before and i'll get my answers there.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR

10. Lately, she sits at the computer Unclad.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.


5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's Bottom.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.[/color]

Rotf @ d bolded part.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hard to say. Really love scores and songs.

For the moment though, top of my list is Prologue/The Healing ~ James Newton Howard (The Lady in the water)
Followed closely by Road to Perdition ~ Thomas Newman (Road to Perdition)
I also love Angel and Iris (City of Angels) as well as Hero by Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott (Spiderman)

Frankly i could go on and on but let me limit myself [/color]

I thought i was the only one that likes "angel" in city of angels. It was perfect for that scene. I still replay that scene three to four times before i continue with the rest of the movie.

Notorious fraudster, Akerele arrested •Legs, hands chained in hospital From Moshood Adebayo, Abeokuta Thursday, September 22, 2011.
The long arm of the law has caught up with a suspected fraudster in Ogun after several months of manhunt for him. The suspect, Akerele alleged to be the kingpin of fraudsters in the state was also notorious for duping and extorting money from individuals and corporate bodies within Sango-Ota and Agbara areas of the state. Nemesis caught up with him in Owode, along Idiroko Road, Yewa South Local Government last week after a gun battle with men of the State Security Service (SSS). He is currently on admission at the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) Idi-Aba, Abeokuta, for wounds he sustained during the cross fire with the security agents. Daily Sun reliably gathered that Akerele’s arrest was prompted by his gang’s alleged vandalism of a Global System for Communication (GSM) station in the area. Before his arrest, he and his gang had allegedly been masterminding criminal activities as well as terrorizing the people of Owode axis of the state. He was also accused of mounting illegal roadblocks as well as forcing members of the public to pay illegal levies within the council area. Before luck ran against him, Akerele was said to have put up a resistance, which led to the injury of an SSS operative, who led the team for his arrest. As at press time, the suspect was sighted at the Accident Emergency Ward of the tertiary health institution with his legs chained to the bed while eagle- eye SSS operatives mounted surveillance on him. The Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi could not be reached for comments, but a top police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity confided in Daily Sun, saying it was the end of the road for Akerele. “Even though the case is within our purview, I can tell you that currently, the SSS, which facilitated the arrest is currently handling the matter. You may have to wait a little longer if you want the command to comment on it,’’ the source stated.
www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/sept/22/national-22-09-2011-014.html

tellwisdom:
let me pretend i didnt hear u

Lol. Of course you didn't. You're on net for crying out loud!

Get myself an iron pant. You never know.

^^blah!blah!blah!
Keep living in mongo park land, ashawo dey get husband?
Wipe ur dirty toto and keep your customers happy.

BootyOnMe:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-764280.32.html

Nna gi bu 'the girl'! Ewu!!!
You wanno go and gossip with those ya 'Okoro-Yoruba' biatchezzz huh?
Those ya okorosmatic-ngbatiscious ugly NL biatchezzzz with all their phock-me-a-phock you boyfriend handles know berra than to 'drrrrrrrrress' come my front or back.
You see me for dem threads? Go bring dem. . .make I scatter them own 'totos' for this thread huh? Some manage 'catch' husband for cyber, so we no go hia word. Some still dey do 'boyfriend' with 'craw-craw' faces! Chai!!!!

You nor dey shame?
Toothless, rabid shytte-dog!
I see you have removed that your "okoro" avatar huh?
Lemme remove my own too. . . in case I get the usual "you have lost your viewing privileges'!



Cantell, come here.
Lemme whoop ya azzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Fight like a man.

Who you say come from 'ashewo' kingdom again?
By the time I finish with you, you nor fit spell the word ashi not to talk of ashewo.
Ijjjiot!!!

You keep repeating your comments like those in kindergaten. It's getting too boring. Say something new and you might have a chance for a second round of a§§-whooping.
You seem to derive some kind of sick joy getting your a§§ whooped.
Probably want to be seen as a no-nonsense girl but i've got news for you - nobody cares!
@tpiah,
It's ode eshi not the jargon you wrote.
Next time you wanna use my language, come see me first!
Who you say come from 'ashewo' kingdom again?
By the time I finish with you, you nor fit spell the word ashi not to talk of ashewo.
Ijjjiot!!!
[quote][/quote]You keep repeating your comments like those in kindergaten. It's getting too boring. Say something new and you might have a chance for a second round of a§§-whooping.
You seem to derive some kind of sick joy getting your a§§ whooped.
Probably want to be seen as a no-nonsense girl but i've got news for you - nobody cares!
@tpiah,
It's ode eshi not the jargon you wrote.
Next time you wanna use my language, come see me first!

The girl in question is a nairalander.
Go to this thread and you'll see what i mean.
She has been ranting since the [b]r[/b]ape incident.
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-762473.32.html

tpia@:
@ cantell



she is edo.



Get your facts right and stop calling her yoruba.



Your insults on the entire tribe are unwarranted.

Should have said that before.lol
You wanted to defend your tribe but ended up with a sucker punch! It sucks to be you right now.
Next time, STFU!
@bootyonwhoknows,
I kept wondering how a yoruba lady could go bunkers the way you did, but i just couldn't figure it out. Tpiah confirmed it even though she got her a§§ kicked for it.
You're from edo? Ashawo kingdom? Chei!
And to think i was wastin my time with a woman with more serious issues than mine.
In the line of your duty, five boys gang-[b]r[/b]ape is nothing compared to what you see everyday.
No wonder your comments look so suicidal. Na person force you say make you dey do ashi work?
Na family heirloom, passed down to you by your [b]c[/b]ock-sucking mother.
Isha winch! winch!

cold:
Always quick to take the credit & shift the negatives to his 'detractors'.Mtcheeew

No mind the mumu!
Always sitting on the fence.

BootyOnMe:
^^^
Ooooooooh! Now you cannot understand bias for other tribes?
Or are you not aware that ra-ape is MOST common in Eastern Nigeria?
It only just made it to youtube.
Please, IGBO peeps are the worst when it comes to crimes against women.
That is my point.
If you doubt it, read from another female with the same story and her testimony.
Thank you sir!
Good luck with your Nigeria. . . .with NDI IGBO in it!

http://babajidesalu./2011/09/20/videoaudio-as-hunt-for-gang-rapists-in-abia-state-university-absu-begins/

Pleasssse, have a good day. I plan to have me one!
I don close from work. Thanks to the sick thread and the videos. My co-workers were greatly entertained by the IGBO savages!


Time to do something more fun.

Geez! You've closed for work? At this time of the day? Chei! These Yoruba people no go kill person. Lazy bulls. A little change of weather and they close from work.
From the look of things, you've watched the video a thousand times with your fellow perverts you call co-workers.
At first you condemned the crime, but after a series of wanking off with the video, you're now enjoyin it. You even closed for work to finish at home.
Get laid for real.

^^so they stoned your pe~dophile father to death? Three gbosas to Bini people. I'm lovin them so much right now.
Ileke, go suck a pr~ick! Thats all you girls do best.
Dirty girls with coloured underwears.

^^they couldn't care less. There are cases of violation in other places, why should this be any different? You're about to be a permanent resident of a psychiatric hospital. Like i said earlier, you have a story to tell.
Was it your pe~dophile father? Or an uncle?
Narrate your experience here and spare us the drama.
Your outbursts are childish.
Ileke, stfu!

Ileke-IdI:
Just correcting you and your phobia for the Yorubas. Not everybody that points out the negative in your tribe is Yoruba.

Seeing as she's showing your pepper, I'll watch on.

Ileke-IdI:
She's actually correct in her analysis, be a good boy and listen.

Why did the girl not cry out rage AFTER the violation? I'm guessing almost everyone saw the tape but no one could have done sth about it? We need a blogger who is not in Abia to point out the wrong?

Wrong has been committed. . . stop crying "haters" and "jealousie". . . . face the problem.

slowpoke! Phobia for yorubas? Thats the other way round, silly.
Why won't her analysis be correct since she's one and the same person, you. Crazy bigot! You prefer to use other usernames to rain insults. Probably because you want to maintain your stupid ileke.
Whether you like it or not, i'll continue to say till it rips you apart, we are God's gift to naija.