₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
Na because naija women too dey shake their yansh wen them dey waka for street na im dey make us cheat.No be our fault oo.Make una blame those women wey dey seduce us with dem bakassi.u know say the spirit is willin but da flesh is weak

Crappy comment as usual.

darkhand:
The OP seems to be a very young girl. She needs to do a bit of growing up.

Yeah, with sagamumu. They're both dumb-arse moda-fockers.

Sagamite:
Look at the stewpid, illiterate fooool talking!

You're the foool here! Use your dictionary for once!
Cretin seems to be the only word you know.
You barge into threads, make st*upid comments and then move to the next one.
Always quick to side women just to be the good guy. Sorry to disappoint you, the last time i checked, you're still a douchebag!
Monkey na monkey, even if na london monkey.

SexyMamaJ:
I'd like to know more about Nairaland members who are married! If you're married, we want to know things like:
- How you met your husband or wife.
- What attracted you to your husband or wife.
- Who proposed marriage, and how.
- Who opposed the marriage, and how you prevailed.
- The wedding, and the honeymoon
- DO you think you made a mistake choosing your partner?
- How often you're tempted to be unfaithful and how often you fall .
- How long you think the marriage will last.

The most important thing, though, is that we'd like to identify those of us who are married so we can avoid 'toasting' them and getting embarrased!

I went on holiday to nigeria and met my husband in the hotel I stayed at as he worked there. When I met him I was so attracted to him instantly as he was the only guy that was not approaching me for any relationship and seemed quite shy.
I didnt want to be too forward but i made it a point that before I leave this country i must get talking with him so purposely tried getting his attention by checking my email very frequently as he worked in the networking department.
Finally he made the first move by giving me his email address and name and number and we talked a bit before I left.
We then maintained a long distance relationship where we got to know each other more and more and talked and planned our future. We also sent each other things like cards and gifts through family and friends that were travelling. Then I made another trip there and we came back with more than I bargained for, our first pregnancy!!
We then that year put our spoken about plans into action and got married in nigeria and then he came over to london a year later.
We then conceived our second child and been living together as a family since. Nobody really opposed the marriage that I know of except the fact that I fell pregnant before marriage. Everybody loved him immediately as he is a lovely man.
I have never been tempted to go outside my marriage but I have recently found out that my husband has been having affairs outside and I am now 8 months pregnant so very hard right now to answer the last question how long will our marriage last. Really thought i found a keeper but unknown to me I was being deceived.

any advice by the way please feel free to share!!!

It's a pity you had to go thru this ordeal and worst of all, during pregnancy.
You married a man you loved and he turned out to be a cheat.
Men just cheat and i sometimes don't understand why. A few minutes after you posted your comment, a guy(married) came to my business place and asked for condoms. He wanted the best quality and i sold it to him.
As he was about to go, i jokingly asked him why he needed the condoms, he laughed & said, "away match".
I was shocked.
The wife is the best any man can ever ask for.imo
Men cheat for no reason.
Take heart and do what you think is the best for you and your kids.

Any frank edward's songs? Apart from you too dey bless me and lifted me up.
Also need cowbell advert song.

Obiagu1:
Have you asked yourself how the void was filled in the North when Igbos deserted a city there before they were asked to come back?
Do you fill a void with empty pocket or your idea of filling a void is rushing in to occupy vacated houses?

Na the idea na.
Abdul wants to eat without work!

ThiefOfHearts:
did his comment have anything to do with my thread/

ode

Wow! You're cranky! I would have asked you to get laid, but no guy would touch you, even with a ten-foot pole.
Your gorilla cheekbones is hideous enough. Don't you look at the mirror at all?

^^feeling is mutual, dark angel.

Cowbell milk advert - oyoyo yoyo yo, our milk! Where can i download the mp3?

vitality22:
Please, can somebody give me the nairaland link for newbie on FTA installation. Am a starter. Please i need it badly posted here.
thanks in advance

Here you go - www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-331903.0.html

Smack that titanic scene out of her head. *read your books*

Tell him to change his username - sounds like meow!

Still available.

ThiefOfHearts:
what the hell is your problem?

You're so vulgar and disgusting.

and if you like reply with another reetarded comment, by now it's expected from you anyway

Agbaya oshi

His problem? You started the thread and i'm sure it's what you wanted.
Why complain?
When you gather ant-infested wood, be sure to have lizards as your visitors.

vitality22:
Chei, i have been missing a lot on this thread. i never knew such a thread existed on nairaland. Please i need help on how to start off. This is the kind of thread i longed wish to be part of. i have a strong 4669xII and a set of 60cm dish and LNB. i need help of how to get started pls

thanks a million to the gurus and everyone for the assistancee

Start from page 1 of this thread and read to last page. Or go to the newbie installation thread and do the same.

james1:
I hereby announce the joining in holy matrimony;bootyOnme et Cantell.

*quickly takes an overdose of valium 5*

^^**with a slow voice** obsessing. . .stop stalking. . .

BootyOnMe:
Look at this Ariaria market pig!
Com'on shattap!
When you derail other threads with your useless attacks who cautions you?
Abeg, put up that your 'lokito', IGBOTIC pisssshure make we see that ya UGLY Wa-WA "cannibal" face again I beg you.
I feel like having a goooooooood laugh before I 'self-service/off/' to bed this morning.
Bussssssssssssssh "Okoro" ijjiooot!

You're obsessed with me. No doubt about that.
You have my pic and yet you want me to put them back in my profile.
Stop obsessing.

bhusayor:
^^you are too courteous, I swear! Du u ever get pissed?

^^anybody could be courteous if they want to.
It's all about control. She could be a jezebel in real life and in Nl, she's a saint.(no offense, just pointin out the obvious)
Besides nobody could be this courteous. She could be calling me a [b]b[/b]astard this second! Human Emotions change in a short time and with every emotion, comes a different reaction.

BootyOnMe:
LOOK AT THESE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAL, IGBOTIC, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH, NAIRALAND COWARDS ADVISING OTHERS?
DON'T GO AND CATCH YOUR 5 HUNGRY RAP-ISTS PHOCKING YOUR SISTERS AND MOTHERS ALL OVER ABIA STATE ON YOUTUBE!!!


Sorry, I don't come from IGBOLAND. . . .the great land of rapis-ts and pedo-philes?
Toto plenty for south south. . .freeeeeeeeeee, without 'HOLY NWENJES' kuru-kere runs.(Bible in the arzzzzzzzzzzz and all).
YOU THINK EVERYONE WAS RAISED AS VAGABONDS ROAMING THE STREETS LIKE YOU BORN-THROWAYS. . . AND DISVIRGINED BY YOUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS/RELATIVES?

Or, do I look and sound like those your wretched IGBO babes. . . on or off of NL/other Nigerian messageboard/s with low self-esteem ONLY because there was/were no FATHER FIGURE/S around to 'train' them on HOW TO DEAL WITH MEN?

Even if I were a victim according to you sick perverts born to rap-ists. . . . . .I WILL ALWAYS HOLD MY HEAD HIGH. I can NEVER give low-lives OF NIGERIANS OR ANY OTHER GROUP PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD power over my body or soul darling. Like everyone associates with agberos in the universities, or on the streets.


Who says you have to die to pay for the sins of YOUR FATHERS'/MOTHERS' committed on earth?  WE ALL PAY FOR EACH OTHER'S SINS HERE ON EARTH BABY!!
The last dregs of any society, aka Nigerians will not muffle my voice.

I will still hold my head and arzzzzz high any day, any time. In a nutshell, you guys could post ALL strands of my pubic hair all over the net. . .I would not give 1/2 a phock. . .not to talk of one.


So, find someone else in your local gangs of dimwits to intimidate.
Not this woman, baby.
4 years on NL should have clued you in.


I live in a civilized part of the world that empowers women. . . no one can take that power from me.
Besides, some of us did not grow up in ABJECT wretchedness and extreme spiritual/MATERIAL poverty. . . ENOUGH TO BE LURED FROM THE SACTUARY OF CLOSE FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO BEFRIEND AZZZZZ HOLES IN OR OUT OF THE CYBER AIRWAYS WITH FANTA AND CHIN-CHIN. . . so you really are NOTHING TO US.
Not even the most slow group of people in the whole, wide world. . . NIGERIANS can impact my life.
So, face your typical Nigerian women/men with LOW SELF ESTEEM. Not me.

I don't hang around riff-raffs sirs!

What has gang-[b]r[/b]ape got to do with this topic?
Your schizophrenic nature has checked into the next level and you just added stalkin to it.
We're bored with your long epistles and meaningless comments.
Do yourself a favour, log out!
You can read from the sidelines!

16k last.

Drag her to a corner and teach her how to spell dial. Typo error.

coolsegun:
Guys thanks for the good work. Pls where can I buy strong HD decoder/Receiver of any model and price pls? Thanks you all.

badaru1:
check sobis shop @ Alaba

Bro, make i carry you go there too? I mean for sobis @ alaba.

^^i must be a celebrity or something cos i now have a personal stalker, just like whitney houston in the movie "Bodyguard".

greateros:
Booty am beginning to suspect you are a victim too. Why don't you make your case known instead of being subtle about it.

U need to visit a chink before you completely loose your mind - Its an advice - And seriously, no offense nor insult intended.

You got it right bro!

horny4u:
Are you self employed ? I am !

I can tell you for free that its one of the hardest thing anyone can do, extremely hard especially at the beginning  later you begin to have time to come on Nairaland to play  , pays off financially and emotionally  but the sacrifices are crazy

You donot only motivate yourself and others , if you donot continuously  plan and create you fall behind.

With a job whether you deliver of not you get paid. If you get sacked you find another one and keep repeating same.

For free if one did not succeed at a job, they cannot succeed in business it is a different playing ground.

If someone pays you 15k its what your services are worth in his eyes, if you leave he employs someone else to do that job.

If you think you are worth more then you need to increase your services and skillz, how you do that , selling newspaper, abiola sold firewood or puff puff does not matter.

Again one's life is one's if you organise a pity party lots of pple will say sorry and get back to their life while you continue with yours

The only way to success is to be inspired and follow your hunches, hardwork and determination to put your best in all you do, prayer without all this is a waste of time.

Take it or bin it, mo se aye mi lo

I'm self-employed, so i think i can speak well on the subject. It's no different from been employed. If you work hard, you'll surely get there. It might take a while but you will, if you're ambitious.
When i started my first biz, i started with a very small amount of money and i worked very hard.
My hardwork paid off and i started the business i really wanted to do.
So, he can always start by drivin a cab, like him wanted and work his way up. It's just a matter of time.
Getting another job will frustrate him the more. He'll work harder on his own.
Besides, jobs don't grow on trees. There are thousands of graduates lookin for a job.

Horny4u & coogar, you guys must be living in the wilderness!
A guy earns 15k with no additional income and the best advice you can offer, is for him to enroll in a school and increase his skills?
Tell me, where will the money for tuition and other expenses come from?
For crying out loud, it's Nigeria we're talking about, not Us.
Being self-employed is a huge step in his current situation. Driving a cab may not be the best but it's a start.
When you don't have enough, you start with the one you have.
I agree with the self pity part though, but he's willing to take another step, which what i actually admire.

akigbemaru:
Ibo people and their criminals go destroy YOrubaland. They are known for this, coming in thousands to rob. The have the largest stockpile of ammunition in the whole Naija. I guess the remnant of Bia-failed war. Mind you, December is around the corner and they need to show off in their villages. They know Yorubas are wealthy!!

This sounds like the words of an area-boy in sango-ota.

Long One:
'cos women don't always know what they want. Moreover there is also the seduction/guilty pleasure angle if you know what I mean.

Some girls when you start touching them, they say no, when you ask them if you should stop, they still say no. Heck, some even scream noooo while in the act.

Badt guy.

Nairalandi:
do you feel bad or anything when your girl/boy-friend introduce you to his/her friends as a friend.example,Sophy meet my friend Jude,or ken meet my friend Linda,instead of Sophy meet my boyfried Jude.

Why should i feel bad? It's just a friend.

Ileke-IdI:
Please stop displaying your ra-pist attitude here.

Yoruba girls will not tolerate such things.  Leave that attitude in your compound.

BTW, seems like you bit more than you can chew. LOL.

Like i said earlier, go suck a c~ock or something. If one won't do, suck two.
If the long crap she was spewing was the "a bit more than i can chew" i'd gladly chew it again.
She wasn't even makin any sense.
A lot of blah blah blah.