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ifenadi:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two said that he was still there.

The guy na chairman!
Can you imagine?

kokorunna:
he will rot in hell ;d

Who are you to judge him? Are you God?

Lepacious t:
U went out to buy a condom nd immediately u said "CON" you realize your pastor was behind you, wat will you add to the "CON" to save yourself

Should be in the joke section.

Mrs.Chima:
You seems to be speaking from experience. Did a girl hurt you before online? You are doing too much flashbacking.

If I am senile then you are developmentally discombobulated.

Discombobulated?
What a waste of grammar!

*yawns*
Old and recycled topic.

Donlittle:

190 and MMM head could pass thru that bush

Lol. Na so.

Mavor:
Joker

No be small.

toba:
Don abeg hin don do my friend. Oya take hug

Donlittle:
now receiving it, ose

*spits* Homo!

I be homo?

iyatrustee:
A friend of mine was lamenting on how her relationship with her boyfriend of 5yrs recently ended cos she called a supposed rival of hers. It later happened the girl had nothing to do with her boyfriend and the guy took exception to it claiming she should have confronted him instead.

my question now is, in situations where you as a babe suspect your boyfriend / fiance / husband of cheating, would you call the other lady to warn her to stay clear or would you just pretend as if she doesn't exist?

*Yawns*

sun_temi:
Also, I have gotten anything from Alaba before, I wouldn't mind if you can direct me to a reliable seller.

I wish i could. I suggested alaba cos its very cheap over there.

You guys should go to alaba and make your choice there.(fairly used or new)

^^as you hug transformer you no die, go hug a bigger one!
Welcome to part 2 of nokia tv receiver thread.

Cuddlemii:
I will never cheat on my hubby. I have to marry who I love. Love includes I am attracted to only him sexually & I can't get enuf of him. Keeps me trembling & coming back for more.

The words in bold letters sounds like that of a crackhead and her supplier.

My hubby would be pringles (once u pop u can't stop). My hubby would be romantic, roses on the bed, candles close to the jacuzzi or bath tub, ice cubes, whipped cream, strawberries, blind folds, melted chocolate, candle wax, ice cream, massage oil, cold freezing stainless spoon, pretty woman playing at the back ground. Marriage is sweet, isn't it. So why should I cheat, when I am not done relishing the baggar who gave me a ring. 

Someone still lives in bonzo land. Somebody should please wake this girl up!

Goldieluks:
and?

You don't.lol

coogar:
you shouldn't have cried.
like you said, your skirt was tight as 4k so it's obvious your yansh broke the zipper.

Lol. Big nyansh!

Tired.

Seun, show your sef na.
We miss the site.

Can you post pictures of the phone?

You guys are jokin.
New curve 2 goes for 29k in slot phones at ikeja. Others sell 28k.

190smh:
LMFAO @ Broke arse who cant afford 3 Square meal wearing glasses to what cantell saying 

That una family madness wan show im self. First you start laughing at your own dry jokes and next thing you know, you go n*aked.
Hold yourself while you still can.
Btw while you keep calm, take four tablets of lagatin. The usual single dose can't contain you any longer.

9jafetish:
Every single guy that has ever came up to me has ONLY wanted to use me.
They would lie that they wanted a relationship with me ,just to get some or have a girl to play around.
all of them have been childish,and slow.


so tell me where can i find guys who are serious and not childish ,am i curse or something.

i don't even wear clothes that indicate i am EASY, heck i don't even show skin and i am very quiet.


if i am curse please tell me what the cure is.

Murphy's law states that - before you meet your handsome prince, you must kiss a lot of frogs.
It means you must go thru what you're passing thru now.
Some women meet their first guy and he turns out to be the "one" while some have to go thru murphy's law. Even beautiful girls get their own share of heartbreak!
No matter how beautiful a woman is, there's a man who is tired of her.
Your case is not different. You just have to keep searching and never give up.

190smh:
Coconut head rite after you   

Lele! Na only you, aboki!
Your ban was a unanimous decision by nairalanders.
You'll remain banned till you change. You can start by changin your weird red font to black.
Onuku!

babyitsu:
I fail to believe the Sagamite I know would do something like that. It's an entirely different person posting this. and Hey!!! why so much animosity?? Did he ever touch your nerves?? you sound so bitter. 

Entirely different person my foot!
I can smell mumu(sagamite) a hundred miles away.
Wake up jor!

rumuapara:
Seriously, Rgp92: You do need some grammar lessons. I mean, English is not my first language either but you really take the cake when it comes to bad grammar.

Hey Rpg92: there is actually a "spell check" function BEFORE you submit. Yes, right there at the bottom right, next to the "Preview" button.  It might  help cover some of the shame of your unclothedness.

Then this person - OmoLisabi: Classic example of a monosyllabic buffoon.


These guys make it quite exhausting,

What is wrong with any group asking for an apology and even compensation?  Is it not a civilized way to go about things? 

When MEND was bombing, people like our "learned friends" were complaining. 

By the way, our "learned friends" miss the point. The petition was submitted by an OYINBO man, not an Ibo man.

If some folks sabi book, dem for don see am.  I beg ,

@bolded part.
Bros, i wan $hit for my boxers!
Laugh wan kill me die!

^^Omo Igbo!
Make i no hear can't tell from the next poster. I go vex!

190smh:
so mukina is the demon

mukina i'll like to use this opportunity to appeal that u release my original ID for me

You need to stay banned for as long as possible.
You're a nuisance.