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Politics / Re: $600m Investment: Rufai Oseni Reacts As Maesrk Company Denies Deal With Tinubu by Cantonese: 4:48pm On Apr 30
Hmm
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 4:44pm On Apr 30
Pepperdemisback:

Akpụkpọ anụ ekpenta! Jenu tuo okwute ka gbuo ngwere maka nri-oriri nne gi ara.


Nwanne Bobrisky,

Si te na ta, ekpenta a di go na uno nna gi.
Ara a ba ta go uno nna gi.

Efulefu!
Politics / Re: FCT Not PDP Anambra - Wike by Cantonese: 3:16pm On Apr 30
The same man accused of land grabbing in his Rivers state, turns around to accuse others of land grabbing in the FCT because he is the minister.

Can he swear that he does not own several plots in the same Abuja, using the same land grabbing schemes?

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Politics / Re: Governor Mba Visits Nimbo Community, Commiserate With Victims Of Herdsmen -pic by Cantonese: 11:05am On Apr 30
Build a ranch where?

Fulanis refused to build ranches in their own villages. How then do they want to build ranches in other peoples lands?

It is ONE NIGERIA when it does not favour.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Queues Will Disappear By Wednesday, Says NNPCL by Cantonese: 9:37am On Apr 30
And what will be the price of petrol by Wednesday? Again will the increased cost of transportation disappear by Wednesday? We are know that when transport costs go up, they never come down. Even when they come down, the margin is negligible.
Politics / Re: CBN Raises Customs FX Duty Rate For Cargo Clearance By 14% by Cantonese: 9:34am On Apr 30
Very sad to hear the multiple fronts of taxation opened by this APC led government. Nigerians are not having respite in anyway.

With this, importers will increase the cost of goods definitely. The naira is not presently stable and importers have to pay huge nairas to get few dollars.

Painfully right under our noses, humongous amounts are embezzled by the same people trusted to make living better. An example is Yaya Bello who is alleged to have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars of state funds into his children’s school’s account.

How can Nigerians survive this onslaught by the political leaders? Presently citizens are grappling with fuel scarcity, leading to unfair increase is transportation costs. The multiplier effect is felt in the food sector already. Petrol prices were increased just last year by approximately 400% and the citizens swallowed it. Naira floating followed immediately and prices of goods and services flew out of the window. We have galloping inflation and this government has no solution to it. Where is the hope promised? Right under their noses, Dangote dropped the price of diesel, yet filling stations have failed to scale down their prices. With no response in terms of consumer protection from government, where is the hope of the so called common man?

APC promised us “change” in 2014. The change came with plenty excuses and hardship. They came with “renewed hope” in 2023, it followed extreme hardship.

When can Nigerians have some peace and enjoy their country?

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Health / Re: UK Revokes Doctor Oluwafemi Tijion Esho License Over Sex For Free Botox by Cantonese: 9:06am On Apr 30
Una dey see this kind man?

A glorious present and future truncated by the mad man because of his foolishness. He would have worked so hard to get trained and into the position he had. He absolutely abused it. He probably thought that he was in Nigeria, where some professionals act in that stupid way and get away with it.

Imagine that he was a lecturer don a Nigerian university. Women would be endangered species to him. Even the university lecturers in Nigeria have discovered methods of escape.

By now I bet he”ll be regretting his foolishness.

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Politics / Re: Petrol Hits ₦‎800 As 240 Million-Litre Vessels Arrive by Cantonese: 8:20am On Apr 30
JAOS:
government of shame
you remove subsidy without building a refinery
increase electricity tariff without increasing generation of electricity
you keep updating us on the gain of naira everyday but now that it is lossing you all are quiet
you guys wants to construct costal highway what will happen to all delipidated federal roads across the country
you guys are aware of the soaring prices of goods and services but choose not to increase workers
salary or assist the masses
what a wicked government
a government that pride itself with shame

100%
Sports / Re: Francis Ngannou: 15-Month-Old Son Of Former UFC Champion And Boxer Dies by Cantonese: 8:16am On Apr 30
Very sad. The nightmare of parents. The Lord console him and his family.
Romance / Re: My Nyansh Has Taken Me Places - Side Chick Brags (Video) by Cantonese: 10:21pm On Apr 29
“He paid for this place because of I have yansh”.

What a shameless talk from the wayward leech, who thinks that the world revolves on dirty arses of irresponsible women like her.

While her mates strive to get educated or learn trades that would help their lives, such prostituting ladies boast recklessly of their foolish sex escapades with married men. At the end when they are used for money rituals, unknowing people shout “o ma se o”.

First she has a horrible face. The yansh talked about is shapeless. It looks more like the yansh of she goat. For her the fastest way to arrive at money is the inglorious life of side chicking with married men. When they get harmed by the wives of the so called rich men for their arrogance, who would you blame?

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Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by Cantonese: 10:11pm On Apr 29
PalmPay nko?
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 10:07pm On Apr 29
Pepperdemisback:

Nkịta adịghị mma nke onye akwụna n'akụkụ ụzọ mụrụ. Ị ga-ehota m n'akwụsịghị akwụsị. Njo njo!

Iti.

Anyway, you are deeply peppered and sorrowfu. Unfortunately no pity for you.
As it stands, all your family continue to live with the spirit of Bobrisky. Your arses begin to leak.

Ezi ofia.
Politics / Re: DR Adenike Fajemirokun Celebrates The Ceo Of Dangote Group Aliko Dangote by Cantonese: 8:12pm On Apr 29
Most importantly the salary no be here. She forgot to mention that o.
Politics / Re: Pro-Bello Protesters Reportedly Attacked By EFCC Operatives by Cantonese: 8:07pm On Apr 29
malali:
AFTER STEALING THEIR DESTINY AND MAKING THEM POOR.

HE CAN NOW PAY THEM 2000 NAIRA TO GO AND PROTEST ANYTIME ANYWHERE.

FEDERAL ALLOCATIONS TO KOGI STATE DURING YAHYA BELLOS TENURE, EACH OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SHOULD HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 1 MILLION NAIRA WORTH OF GOODS AND SERVICES FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

BUT YAHYA BELLO STOLE EACH ONE OF YOU'S MONEY........NOW HE IS PAYING YOU 2000 NAIRA FROM THE STOLEN MILLIONS OF NAIRA TO FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT WHO GAVE HIM MONEY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

NIGERIA IS WILD.

Now you can see the foolishness of some Nigerians. Certainly there should be some Nigerians called @miserable slaves”, as their first and last names.
Politics / Re: Don’t Antagonise El-Rufai, Yahaya Bello, Sowunmi Cautions Tinubu by Cantonese: 6:18pm On Apr 29
EreluRoz:
I have been saying this thing that Femi Gbajabiamila and Faleke are behind the witchunting going on in our party, Faleke is using Gbajabiamila and their efcc puppet chairman to hunt people they dislike. What power did Gbajabiamila and Faleke have to be witchunting people who made sure asiwaju becomes president? Who is Gbajabiamila and Faleke in the scheme of things? I hope asiwaju will stop all these rubbish before this Gbajabiamila and Faleke destroy our party. They were just privileged to be close to asiwaju but they have no weight, they are paper weight politicians.
According to what I heard by some important people, hmmm I hope asiwaju is still interested in second term kos he's killing it already. Elrufai is deadly and has a strong grip in the north. May Gbajabiamila and Faleke not destroy our party. Nonsense

Also I'm not feeling Remi Tinubu's impact as the first lady, as a woman you should watch over your husband's success and fiercely move against anyone that may try to bring him down with their reckless attitude. I trust patience Jonathan on this. Remi is weak. The two most outstanding first ladies Nigeria ever had are late Maryam Babangida and Patience Jonathan. Kudos to them

Don't dare argue with me, I eavesdrop in a lot of conversations by people that matters in the political scheme


Absolutely you do not understand what it should be.
I do not understand where the witch- hunting is coming from in your party.

Should we continue living in a country where dubious leaders are allowed to thrive or get away with looted public funds all the time?

Tinubu used APC as a vehicle to ascend the Presidential seat. The moment he won and the matter ended at the Supreme Court, he became the President of the federal republic of Nigeria and not the leader of APC. By implication, Tinubu is accountable to all Nigerians, irrespective of tribe and religion. He has no business interfering in the legal responsibilities of EFCC. If he does that, absolutely as the President, he supports crime, just like Ododo.

Friendship ends when corruption and stealing of public funds is involved. You must get that correctly.

For our nation to get better, you must say no to crooked leaders. You must say no to those who embezzle public funds and make living hellish for citizens.

Democracy thrives when all organs function without interference. It is not the business of Tinubu to place a call to the EFCC chairman, asking him to stop the case against Bello. Do not forget that Tinubu himself had his day in the courts with the CCB. He surrendered as an ex governor when he was required to give account of his stewardship. Why is Bello on the run. The more he does that, the more he belittles the serving and ex governors. He puts the question mark on all of them.

Lady, cut sentiments away and face the reality of governance the way it should be. We must hold our leaders accountable, as they do not care if societies are better for citizens. Good leaders make societies better.

With El Rufai, it’s a matter of politics. The public does not know what goes on behind the scenes. Do not forget that El Rufai himself turned down the offer to be a minister, as we heard. He also does not want to be a political godfather to anyone. EFCC has not invited him to account for his service. You can only ask the Kaduna state of assembly to stop the witch-hunting of the man who helped the governor, deputy and most of them to achieve their present positions.

Sowunmi’s comment was absolutely mischievous.

Cheers.

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Family / Re: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by Cantonese: 3:11pm On Apr 29
FxMasterz:


Lies.

If it was IVF, the woman would have said it!

My mum had 3 boys and 2 girls. She stopped giving birth in 1988. I am the firstborn but long after she had already passed menopause, at the age of 54, she got pregnant again at a time when I was already preparing for marriage in 2010. Me, her first born was well pass 30yrs at the time.

She wasn't looking for a child, so there was no IVF involved but she got pregnant anyway and delivered a bouncing baby girl who is now growing rapidly.

You guys should give glory to God whenever He does the unthinkable and stop attributing every conception miracle to IVF.




Thank you very much bro.
Even if it was IVF, she achieved what seemed unachievable. God gave the technology to man.
Let’s return the glory to God almighty, who is able to do the impossible.

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Family / Re: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by Cantonese: 3:08pm On Apr 29
jeff1993:
That's how they will be lying upandan upandan .....

Did u get preg the normal way?? .... why not mention IVF. You had to wait till u have exhausted all option before u thought of IVF. I wonder how long the husband has been waiting ehn.

If na me be the husband, sharp sharp I don impregnate woman for outside, or i don even adopt sef. Na me go com dey train pikin for old age?

What is problem with that young fellow. Do you know the sleepless nights? Do you know the misery? Do you know the pain and sadness? Her mates long became grandmothers and she just became a mother. Do you know how painful?

Do not mock other people over their pains. You do not know what awaits you tomorrow.

Watch your comment.
Crime / Re: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Cantonese: 12:07pm On Apr 29
DOptical:


There's no Ijaw or Urhobo in Warri which belongs to Itsekiri. Old map point to everyone's boundaries. I don't know why some aren't contented but choose to be criminal fools. It's even stupid if any criminal fool thinks he can steal land in this age when old map are already documented. As a matter of fact, the suppreme court sacked Urhobo and Ijaw from Warri. High time, the law is enacted! In fact, Warri need their own state.

If there is Ijaw or Urhobo, when then the three local governments there?

By the way, how can there be a Warri state, with such dispute? I think all parties shoul co-habit in peace. Afterall all the tribes intermarry and share families. Let’s pray for lasting peace.
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Visits Governor Otti In Abia Days After Resigning From PDP by Cantonese: 10:20am On Apr 29
Hm.

For us Nigerians, we have seen so many surprises from politicians and nothing surprises us any more. Nothing happens today in Nigeria in relation to politics that would be seen as something new. Cross carpeting seems the past time of Nigerian politicians, particularly those who have been in the political wilderness for a while. Ihedioha falls within the category, having been out of power for quite a while. His surrender to Sam Anyanwu the last time appears unbearable and the party not willing to offer him the platform to contest once again.

Will he join Hope Uzodimma in the APC, or will he join Labour Party in his state? Surely PDP cannot call him a political nobody. The ability of PDP to call his bluff must also be questioned by the leadership. PDP needs all hands on deck in the attempt to retake Imo state from the ruling APC. Can Ihedioha and Uzodimma be in APC together? Is there any promise of contesting on the ticket of APC available for him? Can the Mbaise people be able to muster their population strength to get their own into that seat into 2027?

Again, it is no longer in dispute that LP has come of age. With all that self denial of APC at the national and the states, surely, LP is no pushover. With his visit to Alex Otti, the only LP governor, is Ihedioha paving the way for himself and his teeming supporters to join Labour Party?

Let’s see how it goes.

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Politics / Re: Ortom To Yahaya Bello: Go There And Respond, Don’t Disgrace Former Governors by Cantonese: 9:59am On Apr 29
Thundafireseun:


This is hilarious 😆

White lion offff him phone remove SIM card 😆😆😆….

So that he won’t be tracked

E get phone we e dey use. That phone na only 3 - 5 people get the number. Any mistake to use any of his personal phones, dem don trap am.

Katakata everywhere. Foolish man should have visited EFCC to know how far long ago. Avoiding arrest further adds to the belief that he stole public resources.

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Politics / Re: Only Political Jobbers, Ihedioha’s Domestic Staff Left - PDP by Cantonese: 9:50am On Apr 29
Nonsense talk. That’s how they watched Okorocha, Uzodimma and co leaving the party, with no peace restored.

Today PDP is a mockery of itself in Imo state and the SE as a whole, which was its stronghold. Atiku MYST be requested to drop his ambition so the party can move forward please. Wike’s greed and ambition too must be curtailed for the party to have some peace and respite.
Sports / Re: John Owan Enoh To Bash Ali: Apologise Or Face Legal Action by Cantonese: 9:24am On Apr 29
Very reckless comment.

At about 70, Bashiru Alli should be resting or seeking some political office, or better still get into position as a sports adviser.

I wonder what he wants to achieve with this kind of contest. The organs are weak. Even Mike Tyson has been alerted of his own weakness, despite his strong looking physical condition.

Hopefully he can apologize to the minister, or risk selling off his possessions to pay the possible charges.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 8:48am On Apr 29
Pepperdemisback:

o bu otu nkita na-adighi nma muru onye nzuzu a na-abaghị uru.

I told you. You resemble Bobrisky too much. Chai.
Agafu!
Religion / Re: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by Cantonese: 7:22am On Apr 29
erniok:

Even prophet Hosea had only one.wife. he's just clutching straws.

He disgraced himself and his church.
Further adding to the assertion that they know absolutely nothing about the Bible, except sacrifices.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 7:21am On Apr 29
Pepperdemisback:

o bu otu nkita na-adighi nma muru onye nzuzu a na-abaghị uru.

Na you sabi. E must pepper you die.
Agafu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 8:36pm On Apr 28
Almiron:
this is why I dey swear for some user's parent instead of engaging em in a meaningful conversation. Ogun kee your papa. You'll cry blood as usual... I will be here to taunt kids like you.

I thought we were exchanging banters. I was not in anyway abusive to you. What a shame.

Because you were abusive, abuses will always meet you and your foolish words have set into your miserable and irresponsible from today, to make you suffer endlessly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 8:14pm On Apr 28
Almiron:
UCL is already mission impossible for them and I repeat once again, Spurs match won't be title deciding, Arsenal go drop points against Man Utd, y'all be lucky to leave Trafford with a point, so whatever City plays against Spurs afterwards, they will round up on the final day. Make una no slump against Bournemouth sha.

Y'all arsenal fans are learners this is City not Liverpool, UTD or Chelsea.. the moment una lose against Villa, that was the end of una title race, i just like una pipedreams e go make the banter sweeter. See how City piped a team fighting for EPL survival.

That's Champions mentality, they have been doing this for several years, same situation occuring again, with full and motivated squad hahahaha .

Make una try again next season

4PEAT is in ...


Bros why this matter pain you enter blood so? No be we say make Alex Ferguson retire o. Na since that year Man U begin dey roll for mud.

Ok because of that, see the result at Old Trafford:

Man U 0 - Arsenal 6

Full and final. Watch out for it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 5:46pm On Apr 28
oluwaseyi0:


City don't have many utd to play, just Tottenham

Yes.
But do not forget that Tottenham at this point must become very dangerous. They lost to Arsenal today and must work hard to get into champions league position ahead of Aston Villa.

Not yet uhuru for City bro.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 5:18pm On Apr 28
garfield1:


How I go get my Budweiser

If you dey Asaba meet me for Hampton.
Fish pepper soup and beer for you
Business / Re: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 4:56pm On Apr 28
helinues:


This thread is not for uncultured lots.

Stay out

Always talking rubbish. You no get shame.
Say no to tribalism and yet you shamelessly propagate it, Mr. Fake one Nigeria.

Your head like pako bridge!
Business / Re: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 4:54pm On Apr 28
ThatFairGuy1:
You're on ethics thread yet you wouldn't see show remorse.
You don't have to show the world u lot wakes Npa and Nma with bicycle kick

Bow your face in shame. Say no to tribalism.
Your nose like pig nose.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 4:51pm On Apr 28
EnterpriseMan:
and point of correction, City don't have United in the league. They already played us home and away. 3:0 3:1. They have us in the FA Cup final. The only average team they have is Spurs, they rest are walkover teams

Sorry about that.
But will you call Tottenham an average team? That's not correct, I may say. Also do not forget that it is a home match for Tottenham. They also need to play in the champions league next season and Aston Villa stands in their way. I am sure that with this loss to Arsenal, they will play like wounded lions to see if they can achieve that.

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