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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 2:31pm On Apr 26
Pepperdemisback:

You still dey alive? Ewu Gambia!
May God let the 20th generation of females in your lineage go through all Chioma's blessings. AMEN.
Werey also!

E go dey pepper you die there, with your head like wheel spanner.

As long as you mock the young lady, na so your lineage of men MUST be like Bobrisky.

Say a loud Amen!
Politics / Re: Gallant Soldiers Fighting Against Boko Haram (video/pictures) by Cantonese: 11:07am On Apr 26
Obascoetubi:
Bulshit, when they jam Boko Haram they will run, they're only good at flexing muscles on unarmed youths.

If e easy, go join armed forces. Those youths fighting to protect your silly arse are your age mates. While you sleep, wake up and criticize, they stay awake, with hardly enough food, to protect your own life.

Whatever it is, we must commend our armed forces. Without them, cities like Ibadan, Lagos, Kano, Enugu, long would have been overrun by those evil rats from hell.

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Politics / Re: Okrika LGA Solidarity Walk For Wike In Pictures by Cantonese: 10:04am On Apr 26
Whalis:

Ipobidient face your dot state.
Have you ever considered someone who is not the governor but has the three senators, all rep members, almost all Hoa members and party machineries supporting or backing him? People have conscience. There must be something amiss somewhere. But as an ipobidient it doesn't make any meaning to you.

Get a little shame young man. While you eulogize crooks and thieves in the political garment, they strip you naked and inflict you with hardship, poverty and misery.

Wike single handedly purchased the forms for all the then candidates and ensured that they won. Common sense should tell you that he simply pocketed the state. Common sense should tell you that all of them give him “returns”. How did Wike become so stupendously wealthy, without owning companies or industries anywhere? Have you ever questioned that? Where did he get the resources to purchase all the forms from?

What is means is that the resources provided to develop the state, are used to fund a particular group of people and their families.

How will societies get better when you cannot hold your leaders accountable for their misdeeds? How can society get better when you clap for those who make make life difficult for you? Rivers state is supposed to be one of the richest in the federal. What are the structures that you have across the urban and rural areas to boast of? All the areas are systematically underfunded to give room for looting of the common patrimony.

Thank you for always talking about Obidients? We are grateful because people like you, with your attacks, have become our mouthpieces, helping us promote the movement, without us spending shishi.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 9:43am On Apr 26
Pepperdemisback:

Cry cry baby turning the table. You commended a person, I helped your family to tap into it, why are you running away from the prayers. Is the post about Bobrisky or Chioma?
May the hosts of Heaven make all the females in your family be like Chioma.
Ewu Gambia!

Why e pepper you like this? No be prayer?
Once again, let the hosts make you and all the males in your family remaib permanently like Bobrisky. You mocked the young lady and think it will just pass?
Oya, let the males in your family, including you, begin to suffer leaking arses.

Nshikor.
Politics / Re: Ex-Deputy Governor, Ajayi Agboola Wins Ondo PDP Primary by Cantonese: 8:04pm On Apr 25
Hmm.

I think a large chunk in the state's APC do not want Aiyedatiwa.

Again, one wonders how come Agboola won the PDP ticket when other big names have kept the party until now.

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Politics / Re: Ogun Governor, Dapo Abiodun Hosts Tunde Onakoya And His Parents (pictures) by Cantonese: 8:03pm On Apr 25
Wetin be the meaning of that cap for him papa head?

A big congratulations to the young man.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Cancels Parades Over Fears Of Kamikaze Drone Attacks From Ukraine by Cantonese: 8:01pm On Apr 25
Truly drones bring fear. The Israelis are masters of it. They hit with precision. Surely safety first it must be for Putin if he feels vulnerable.

However the war must be brought to an end.
Politics / Re: Soludo & Peter Mbah: The Two Eastern Monumental Failures by Cantonese: 6:18pm On Apr 25
Democracy allows you to use your voters card. Wait for them at the next elections; do not receive bribes, vote then out and replace with those who will make lives better.
Politics / Re: Lagos State Governor Increases Minimum Wage For Lagos State Workers by Cantonese: 6:15pm On Apr 25
Good move, but still far short of expectations, in view of the current economic realities. That 70,000 translates to one bag of rice monthly.

Government must do far better than that.

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Family / Re: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by Cantonese: 6:11pm On Apr 25
Chukwuka319:

Ewoooo! You see why I said you should carry your Rabid Animal Syndrome away from here,Mr Fake Correction Fluid.
You are still barking and foaming at the mouth.
Of course you will be the one to die.
Mother Nature and the world would be rid of a human waste and junk like you.


But you cursed yourself already.
Human waste is far better than you. Ants are waiting to complete their jobs on you!

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses Make The Best Wives – Uche Ogbodo Claims (Photo) by Cantonese: 5:41pm On Apr 25
Na lie you lie. Actors and actresses generally do not find peace when married to each other.

Na there divorce plenty pass. When actresses talk about broke men, they first refer to actors.

The same actors and actresses tell us that they prefer to marry outside the industry, for their own sanity. Acting makes people tell lies and live fake lives.

Ramsey Noah married close to 25 years ago to someone who's not in the film industry and he has his peace of mind.

Ego Boyo married the one of the owners of Oando. They have remained in marriage peacefully for close to 30 years.

Omotola Jolade married a pilot since 1994. For 30 years, there's been peace.

Ebubedike has been married for close to 50 years or more with peace outside the industry.

Fathia Balogun and her actor husband broke with funny reasons.

Uche Ogbodo's submission is incorrect.

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by Cantonese: 5:39pm On Apr 25
Almaiga:


Hmmm. You refer to South East as the Dubai of Africa? Una too like to dey overhype that region. See place wey you dey call Dubai. grin grin

If shame go gree you, show us pictures of Amukoko, Badia/Ijora, Ajangbadi/Igbo-elerin, Makoko, Bariga, Oworonshoki, Ajegunle, Shasha (when it rains), Ilogbo, the whole of Ojo barracks (opposite) to Volkswagen.

As I dey mention am so, if you fit, just show us. If you want you go see how person dey for mainroad dey shit and piss.

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Food / Re: How Much For A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by Cantonese: 12:04pm On Apr 25
maureensylvia:
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(Comes with money back guarantee)

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Are you sure?
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Travel / Re: Slay Queens Swim In Flood In Imo State (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:01pm On Apr 25
Cobra never meet dem before for water.
Young ladies not knowing the such water could have crocodiles swimming in the also.
Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death By Rope As Truck Submerged In Flood by Cantonese: 11:59am On Apr 25
CountinBlessins:
What kind of report is this ?
Must we watch your video ?


Exactly. Must you watch the video? Close your eyes or simply pass. When you find yourself in that position, do not beg for help.

Muntula.
Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Cantonese: 9:18am On Apr 25
DMerciful:
All these media outlets in support of Bello, trying to mislead the public.

EFCC had appealed the Kogi State high Court decision for Bello not to be arrested and prosecuted. However, since the federal high court has made a ruling for substituted service, the EFCC does not need the physical presence of Bello hence withdrawing the appeal because it has been taken over by events.

Yahaya Bello will be prosecuted and jailed!
The main court case involving his prosecution is still on and it's adjourned to May where Bello is expected to appear or face a bench warrant!

That’s exactly the way it is. You got it correctly.

I wonder why youths on this forum never read properly and never follow up correctly with events.

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Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Cantonese: 9:16am On Apr 25
Pipefitter:
The EFCC chairman should do the honorable thing and resign then..

No, that’s not it.
A case had been already filed at the federal high court, Abuja. That’s the main case. The one withdrawn has to do with the legality or not of his arrest.
Family / Re: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by Cantonese: 10:09pm On Apr 24
Chukwuka319:

Carry your Rabid Animal Syndrome comot for here please.
Why are you barking like a dog now?
I wonder who died and made you miserable.

You see why I said you should carry your poor knowledge away from here, Mr. Fake Spiritual analyst?

Maybe na you die to make yourself miserable!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by Cantonese: 10:07pm On Apr 24
crazygod:
Klopp should just get out. It's a shame he is ending this way. No fight, nothing. This is disgusting. Making weird subs while that fake footballer nunez is still on the field. Rubbish. angry
He doesn't even need to wait till the end of the season. Chai .... I just renewed my DStv sub because of useless klopp. angry

But he has won a lot with this club. Bros why you dey vex.

Quickly get some 'satchet" to cool down.

The title belongs to @THE GUNNERS!

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Suspect Who Claimed To Have Seen Charms In Car Of Boy Killed (Vid) by Cantonese: 10:00pm On Apr 24
Very good.

His head looks like those of ijapa metas together.

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Family / Re: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by Cantonese: 9:58pm On Apr 24
Chukwuka319:
So terribly horribly horrible news.
But let's analyse.
Let me drop family curses aside, Witchcraft activities and other Satanic operations aside.
Who knows how many abortions the lady committed in the past during her days of fast lane life?
And the man,who knows how many girls he impregnated, abandoned with the babies, even encouraged the mothers to abort, gave sufficient funds for the abortions.
Who knows if the lady has given birth before out of wedlock and dumped the baby in the bush or refuse dump, leaving it to the mercy of the elements of the Weather and wild animals.
Oftentimes men and women commit atrocities in the past and then seem to forget.
Later when judgement for sins of the past come knocking,they seem to be lost as in how the problems came.
Forget all the Nollywood crappy storylines
Aborting even a single baby can bring devastating consequences because the Word says in EZEKIEL 35:6"Therefore as I live,saith the Lord GOD,I will prepare thee unto blood, and blood shall pursue thee: sith thou hast not hated blood, even blood shall pursue thee.
He who has ears,let him hear.
Life doesn't go like Nollywood craps portray it.

Carry your very poor knowledge comot for here please.

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Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 9:55pm On Apr 24
Objectivist04:

Keep displaying your emptiness in the public.
Is Otu Bassey responsible for macro economic policies in the country ?
Are things cheaper in states ruled by other paties ?
Why such stupid remark when the people of Cross River voted for LP in the presidential election and made sure the party won the state ? So in your moronic view they must also vote for lp governor even when they have a better alternative ? So why didn't LP clear all the elective positions in Anambra Obi's own state ?

Some of you will just come online and start mocking anybody without using common sense.

Who's empty here?

What a shame that you just blabbed with no sense of proper reasoning.

What is Otu's job as the governor of the state? Did he not promise to make living better for the citizens while campaigning? If he is not in charge of macro economic policies at the center, how does that insulate him from the responsibility of ensuring food security for the people of the state? Is he not part of the national executive council where decisions concerning the entire country are taken? What has he put in place as the leader of the state to fight poverty? You deviated from that absolutely and got insultive.

When people scream that they are hungry, do they refer to the President only? What about other leaders, at other political levels? You sit there and watch leaders embezzle state funds, while you defend rubbish in the face of mounting hunger in your state.

No wonder you support leaders who make you live miserable lives while you eulogize them.

Who cares if you voted LP at the federal level? How would that make the difference if you chose a wrong leader in a better party?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Oga, go and sleep if you do not have any reasonable this to say.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by Cantonese: 8:21pm On Apr 24
So what happened after the Israeli response a few days ago?

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Politics / Re: Isaac Kamalu: Another pro-Wike Rivers Commissioner Rejects Redeployment, Resigns by Cantonese: 7:29pm On Apr 24
Bye bye to radarada.

While Wike and his group of fake legislators are plotting to remove Fubara, he has gone ahead to remove the AG, who would have been speedily used.

Now for the courts to flush that Amaewhule and group out of the house of assembly.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 7:27pm On Apr 24
Pepperdemisback:

May all the females in your household be blessed with the kind of Chioma's blessings, her type of happiness and life in Jesus NAME. May all the females in your family marry like Chioma.
You are praising her life, but why are you running away from the prayers that all the females in your family should pass through what is passing through.
You no like better things for your family? Werey!

E pepper you die!

That prayer break your neck there.

Why mock the young lady?

Anyway, as already stated, all the males in your family permanently become like Bobrisky.

Muntula.
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 7:23pm On Apr 24
Objectivist04:

So Cross River voted for Tinubu ?
I have come to realize that most of you making using hunger to make jest of people here are fools, one way wired idiots attracting more hatred to Peter Obi.

How can one be so stupid to think that anyone that complained about hardship must have voted for the incumbent president ? How daft could some people be ?

Stop disgracing yourself oga.

Otu Bassey is of which party again please? Which party controls at the center?
Not knowing the source of one's problem is complete stupidity!
Politics / Re: Zacchaeus Adangor Resigns As Rivers Commissioner, Rejects Redeployment by Cantonese: 7:17pm On Apr 24
SS777:


Igbo are the ones interested in River State politics cos of hatred they have for wike, but I pity them.

Have you completed your secondary school education, by the way?
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 3:35pm On Apr 24
Ebi n pawa in English.

Na una vote for who una vote for.

Continue suffering in peace.

Una dey on una own.
Travel / Re: Aviation Minister, Keyamo Orders Suspension Of Dana Air Pending Audit by Cantonese: 3:32pm On Apr 24
That’s the way to go.

100% supported by me.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Thrashed Chelsea 5-0 To Top Premiership League Table by Cantonese: 3:27pm On Apr 24
Chrisrare:
Chelsea have become so useless, losing 5 zero to a small team that has never won champions league in their entire history

Go and ask what is called gandus gagandusa. Na im we do una. No cry. Wetin man no know na im pass am.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Thrashed Chelsea 5-0 To Top Premiership League Table by Cantonese: 3:25pm On Apr 24
E sweet me pass to win champions league or premiership.

If na only this 5 Kondo, make Chelsea know say we no be mate. If dem dey see us, make dem dey bow to show say oga na master.

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