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FamilyRe: Woman Rejoices As She Gets Pregnant At 56, Gives Birth To Twins After 26 Years by Cantonese: 3:08pm On Apr 29, 2024
jeff1993:
That's how they will be lying upandan upandan .....

Did u get preg the normal way?? .... why not mention IVF. You had to wait till u have exhausted all option before u thought of IVF. I wonder how long the husband has been waiting ehn.

If na me be the husband, sharp sharp I don impregnate woman for outside, or i don even adopt sef. Na me go com dey train pikin for old age?
What is problem with that young fellow. Do you know the sleepless nights? Do you know the misery? Do you know the pain and sadness? Her mates long became grandmothers and she just became a mother. Do you know how painful?

Do not mock other people over their pains. You do not know what awaits you tomorrow.

Watch your comment.
CrimeRe: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Cantonese: 12:07pm On Apr 29, 2024
DOptical:
There's no Ijaw or Urhobo in Warri which belongs to Itsekiri. Old map point to everyone's boundaries. I don't know why some aren't contented but choose to be criminal fools. It's even stupid if any criminal fool thinks he can steal land in this age when old map are already documented. As a matter of fact, the suppreme court sacked Urhobo and Ijaw from Warri. High time, the law is enacted! In fact, Warri need their own state.
If there is Ijaw or Urhobo, when then the three local governments there?

By the way, how can there be a Warri state, with such dispute? I think all parties shoul co-habit in peace. Afterall all the tribes intermarry and share families. Let’s pray for lasting peace.
PoliticsRe: Ihedioha Visits Governor Otti In Abia Days After Resigning From PDP by Cantonese:
Hm.

For us Nigerians, we have seen so many surprises from politicians and nothing surprises us any more. Nothing happens today in Nigeria in relation to politics that would be seen as something new. Cross carpeting seems the past time of Nigerian politicians, particularly those who have been in the political wilderness for a while. Ihedioha falls within the category, having been out of power for quite a while. His surrender to Sam Anyanwu the last time appears unbearable and the party not willing to offer him the platform to contest once again.

Will he join Hope Uzodimma in the APC, or will he join Labour Party in his state? Surely PDP cannot call him a political nobody. The ability of PDP to call his bluff must also be questioned by the leadership. PDP needs all hands on deck in the attempt to retake Imo state from the ruling APC. Can Ihedioha and Uzodimma be in APC together? Is there any promise of contesting on the ticket of APC available for him? Can the Mbaise people be able to muster their population strength to get their own into that seat into 2027?

Again, it is no longer in dispute that LP has come of age. With all that self denial of APC at the national and the states, surely, LP is no pushover. With his visit to Alex Otti, the only LP governor, is Ihedioha paving the way for himself and his teeming supporters to join Labour Party?

Let’s see how it goes.
PoliticsRe: Ortom To Yahaya Bello: Go There And Respond, Don’t Disgrace Former Governors by Cantonese: 9:59am On Apr 29, 2024
Thundafireseun:
This is hilarious 😆

White lion offff him phone remove SIM card 😆😆😆….

So that he won’t be tracked
E get phone we e dey use. That phone na only 3 - 5 people get the number. Any mistake to use any of his personal phones, dem don trap am.

Katakata everywhere. Foolish man should have visited EFCC to know how far long ago. Avoiding arrest further adds to the belief that he stole public resources.
PoliticsRe: Only Political Jobbers, Ihedioha’s Domestic Staff Left - PDP by Cantonese: 9:50am On Apr 29, 2024
Nonsense talk. That’s how they watched Okorocha, Uzodimma and co leaving the party, with no peace restored.

Today PDP is a mockery of itself in Imo state and the SE as a whole, which was its stronghold. Atiku MYST be requested to drop his ambition so the party can move forward please. Wike’s greed and ambition too must be curtailed for the party to have some peace and respite.
SportsRe: John Owan Enoh To Bash Ali: Apologise Or Face Legal Action by Cantonese: 9:24am On Apr 29, 2024
Very reckless comment.

At about 70, Bashiru Alli should be resting or seeking some political office, or better still get into position as a sports adviser.

I wonder what he wants to achieve with this kind of contest. The organs are weak. Even Mike Tyson has been alerted of his own weakness, despite his strong looking physical condition.

Hopefully he can apologize to the minister, or risk selling off his possessions to pay the possible charges.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 8:48am On Apr 29, 2024
Pepperdemisback:
o bu otu nkita na-adighi nma muru onye nzuzu a na-abaghị uru.
I told you. You resemble Bobrisky too much. Chai.
Agafu!
Christianity EtcRe: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by Cantonese: 7:22am On Apr 29, 2024
erniok:
Even prophet Hosea had only one.wife. he's just clutching straws.
He disgraced himself and his church.
Further adding to the assertion that they know absolutely nothing about the Bible, except sacrifices.
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 7:21am On Apr 29, 2024
Pepperdemisback:
o bu otu nkita na-adighi nma muru onye nzuzu a na-abaghị uru.
Na you sabi. E must pepper you die.
Agafu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 8:36pm On Apr 28, 2024
Almiron:
this is why I dey swear for some user's parent instead of engaging em in a meaningful conversation. Ogun kee your papa. You'll cry blood as usual... I will be here to taunt kids like you.
I thought we were exchanging banters. I was not in anyway abusive to you. What a shame.

Because you were abusive, abuses will always meet you and your foolish words have set into your miserable and irresponsible from today, to make you suffer endlessly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 8:14pm On Apr 28, 2024
Almiron:
UCL is already mission impossible for them and I repeat once again, Spurs match won't be title deciding, Arsenal go drop points against Man Utd, y'all be lucky to leave Trafford with a point, so whatever City plays against Spurs afterwards, they will round up on the final day. Make una no slump against Bournemouth sha.

Y'all arsenal fans are learners this is City not Liverpool, UTD or Chelsea.. the moment una lose against Villa, that was the end of una title race, i just like una pipedreams e go make the banter sweeter. See how City piped a team fighting for EPL survival.

That's Champions mentality, they have been doing this for several years, same situation occuring again, with full and motivated squad hahahaha .

Make una try again next season

4PEAT is in ...
Bros why this matter pain you enter blood so? No be we say make Alex Ferguson retire o. Na since that year Man U begin dey roll for mud.

Ok because of that, see the result at Old Trafford:

Man U 0 - Arsenal 6

Full and final. Watch out for it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 5:46pm On Apr 28, 2024
oluwaseyi0:
City don't have many utd to play, just Tottenham
Yes.
But do not forget that Tottenham at this point must become very dangerous. They lost to Arsenal today and must work hard to get into champions league position ahead of Aston Villa.

Not yet uhuru for City bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 5:18pm On Apr 28, 2024
garfield1:
How I go get my Budweiser
If you dey Asaba meet me for Hampton.
Fish pepper soup and beer for you
BusinessRe: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 4:56pm On Apr 28, 2024
helinues:
This thread is not for uncultured lots.

Stay out
Always talking rubbish. You no get shame.
Say no to tribalism and yet you shamelessly propagate it, Mr. Fake one Nigeria.

Your head like pako bridge!
BusinessRe: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 4:54pm On Apr 28, 2024
ThatFairGuy1:
You're on ethics thread yet you wouldn't see show remorse.
You don't have to show the world u lot wakes Npa and Nma with bicycle kick
Bow your face in shame. Say no to tribalism.
Your nose like pig nose.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 4:51pm On Apr 28, 2024
EnterpriseMan:
and point of correction, City don't have United in the league. They already played us home and away. 3:0 3:1. They have us in the FA Cup final. The only average team they have is Spurs, they rest are walkover teams
Sorry about that.
But will you call Tottenham an average team? That's not correct, I may say. Also do not forget that it is a home match for Tottenham. They also need to play in the champions league next season and Aston Villa stands in their way. I am sure that with this loss to Arsenal, they will play like wounded lions to see if they can achieve that.
CrimeRe: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Cantonese: 4:39pm On Apr 28, 2024
April4th:
How can the colonial masters mistake Iwerre for Warri? The name Warri stem from the Ijaws word Wari, which means house or residence. The Itshekiri's are sojourners, you can't claim because they were more educated than the aborigines they met in the town then that makes them automatic owners of the land. The first Olu of itshekiri migrated from Igbesen in Edo state to the town called warri, so what happened to the inhabitants he met? I don't need to research this issue, because I'm both Ijaw and Itshekiri by blood. I've read books and listened to the elders. So this matter has been laid to rest a long time ago and we don't need to resurrect it to cause another communal war. Have you been to Warri lately? The town has not yet recovered from the previous Ijaw/itshekiri crisis and that's the reason there's no proper development in the former oil city.
Thank you for your response.

It gets painful each time this Ijaw/Itsekiri/Urhobo struggle for Warri comes up. The fights that have cut short the lives of Soma y youths should be enough to teach all parties the lessons that they need in peaceful co-habitation.

I tend to agree that oil is the principal driver of the battle for that land.

Have you heard the Urhobo narrative of the ownership?

Take a look at the communities and towns under the three local governments and let's hear your opinion who controls more.

1 ODE ITSEKIRI Itsekiri Warri South
2 AJAIGBA Itsekiri Warri South
3 INORIN Itsekiri Warri South
4 USELE Itsekiri Warri South
5 ODOGENE Itsekiri Warri South
6 UGBODEDE Itsekiri Warri South
7 ORUGBO Itsekiri Warri South
8 UBAERURE [BENNETH ISLAND] Itsekiri Warri South
9 KPISAN Itsekiri Warri South
10 AJAENETSEMI Itsekiri Warri South
11 AJADIDIARE Itsekiri Warri South
12 AJAKPEMINAGHAN Itsekiri Warri South
13 FUNGBE Itsekiri Warri South
14 ODION Itsekiri Warri South
15 ELDERS TOWN [DAUDU] Itsekiri Warri South
16 OKERE – ODEKPORO Itsekiri Warri South
17 OKERE – OGUNOBITE Itsekiri Warri South
18 OKERE – ODEILE Itsekiri Warri South
19 OKERE – IDIMIJAKPA Itsekiri Warri South
20 OKERE – AJAMIMOGHA Itsekiri Warri South
21 OKERE – IDIMISOBO [UDUMU SOBO] Urhobo Warri South Alias Okere Urhobo
22 EKUREDE Itsekiri Warri South
23 UGBORI Itsekiri Warri South
24 UGBUWANGWE Itsekiri Warri South
25 IFIEKPORO Itsekiri Warri South
26 AJAETAN Itsekiri Warri South
27 IJALA Itsekiri Warri South
28 IJALA-IKEREN Itsekiri Warri South
29 UBEJI Itsekiri Warri South
30 EGBOKODO Itsekiri Warri South
31 OMADINO Itsekiri Warri South
32 OBODO Itsekiri Warri South
33 ORERE-OLUBA Itsekiri Warri South
34 UGBORITSEDUWA Itsekiri Warri South
35 AJAOSOLO Itsekiri Warri South
36 UWAKENO Itsekiri Warri South
37 UGBO OLAJA Itsekiri Warri South
38 AGBASSA Urhobo Warri South
39 EDJEBA Urhobo Warri South
40 OGUNU Urhobo Warri South
41 IGBUDU Urhobo Warri South
42 ORERE Itsekiri Warri South-West
43 AGOGBORO Ilaje Warri South-West
44 SUMUGE Ilaje Warri South-West
45 COSTAIN Ilaje Warri South-West
46 UGBOEGIN Itsekiri Warri South-West
47 UBAOKE Itsekiri Warri South-West
48 OLOTIE Itsekiri Warri South-West
49 OKITIMEKPE Itsekiri Warri South-West
50 YOUNGMAN TOWN Itsekiri Warri South-West
51 ODEUGBORODO Itsekiri Warri South-West
52 ARUNTAN Itsekiri Warri South-West
53 UGBOEGUNGUN Itsekiri Warri South-West
54 UBAEGBEMEJI Itsekiri Warri South-West
55 AJAEDEDE Itsekiri Warri South-West
56 SAGHARATIE Itsekiri Warri South-West
57 OTUMARA Itsekiri Warri South-West
58 OGIDIGBEN Itsekiri Warri South-West
59 AKPAKPA Itsekiri Warri South-West
60 AJUDIABO Itsekiri Warri South-West
61 MADANGHO Itsekiri Warri South-West
62 JAGHALA Itsekiri Warri South-West
63 KPOKPO Itsekiri Warri South-West
64 BATEREN Itsekiri Warri South-West
65 DEGHELE Itsekiri Warri South-West
66 BOBI Itsekiri Warri South-West
67 OLOBE Itsekiri Warri South-West
68 UGBOGBODU Itsekiri Warri South-West
69 BATERENTIE Itsekiri Warri South-West
70 ORUMAGEGE Itsekiri Warri South-West
71 KANTU Itsekiri Warri South-West
72 UBAKOKOJE Ijaw Warri South-West
73 OKEREGHIGHO Ijaw Warri South-West Alias Okerenkoko
74 OGBE-IJOH Ijaw Warri South-West
75 ISABA Ijaw Warri South-West
76 JELEJELE Ijaw Warri South-West
77 DIEBIRI Ijaw Warri South-West
78 IJANSA Ijaw Warri South-West
79 OGHEYE Itsekiri Warri North
80 OBOGHORO Itsekiri Warri North
81 UGOGOEGIN Itsekiri Warri North
82 TONLILA Itsekiri Warri North
83 DALE-OKETA Itsekiri Warri North
84 OTOTO Itsekiri Warri North
85 EKEKPORO Itsekiri Warri North
86 EKETIE Itsekiri Warri North
87 UGBEGE Itsekiri Warri North
88 EBOKITI Itsekiri Warri North
89 JAKPA Itsekiri Warri North
90 JAKPATIE Itsekiri Warri North
91 AJABOYO Itsekiri Warri North
92 AJAMITA Itsekiri Warri North
93 UDO Itsekiri Warri North
94 GBOKODA Itsekiri Warri North
95 TEBU Itsekiri Warri North
96 OBAGHORO Itsekiri Warri North
97 EBROHIMI Itsekiri Warri North
98 TISUN Itsekiri Warri North
99 KOLOKOLO Itsekiri Warri North
100 EGHORO Itsekiri Warri North
101 BRESIBI Itsekiri Warri North
102 UREJU Itsekiri Warri North
103 UBESIN Itsekiri Warri North
104 KOKO BEACH Itsekiri Warri North
105 NANA TOWN Itsekiri Warri North
106 AJAOLUGBETI Itsekiri Warri North
107 OBONTEGHAREDA [DUDU TOWN] Itsekiri Warri North
108 AJAGBODUDU Itsekiri Warri North
109 OBITEUGBO Itsekiri Warri North
110 ABEGBORODO Itsekiri Warri North
111 OKOGHO Itsekiri Warri North
112 OGBENBIRI Ijaw Warri North
113 OGBUDUGBUDU Ijaw Warri North
114 OPUAMA Ijaw
BusinessRe: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2024
sarrki:
Then get out of the thread
Then get the yeye thread our of here.
See your head like crab head.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 4:23pm On Apr 28, 2024
EnterpriseMan:
City are not dropping a single point in all the remaining fixtures
They have Tottenham and Man u to play. Both teams are desperate for one reason or the other.

City will drop points.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 4:22pm On Apr 28, 2024
garfield1:
That's arsenal best midfield.partey is so good against top teams
Garfield, how you dey?

I dey on life beer now, celebrating that victory.
PoliticsRe: How Land Mark Beach Forfeits Right To Compensation (pictures) by Cantonese: 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2024
No common sense.
Why is it called a beach resort?
Can you have a beach resort on a desert?
Or should it be located in front of your house?
Why is it called a beach? Why are people attracted to the place?
OP, no common sense o!
BusinessRe: Rasak Okoya Bow Dow To Greet Chief Emeka Anyaoku-photo by Cantonese: 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2024
Is it worth talking about?
What’s the sentiment about please?
Christianity EtcRe: No Prophet Married Only One Wife In The Bible - Olatosho Oshoffa by Cantonese:
Hmm.

This man absolutely deceives his congregation with his very clear lack of Biblical knowledge.

Prophet Isaiah was married to one wife with children, Isaiah 8:3. Prophet Jeremiah was strictly forbidden to get married. Prophet Elijah has no such record of his marriage to any woman. Ezekiel was married, but no information about how many wives.

This confusionist must be referring to Moses and Abraham only. He tried to justify his father's marriage to several woman. Who knows how many women this man married himself?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 2:53pm On Apr 28, 2024
With Declan Rice, Thomas Partey and Odegaard on that pitch, Tottenham no go see front!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by Cantonese: 2:48pm On Apr 28, 2024
If Ngozi Ikebe fail to arrange fresh fish and beer for me and my guys after this game, I must stop to go her shop. My money dey push me to enjoy.

Three Life beer and fresh fish for me after this game. My Belle too sweet me.

Gunners all the way!
PoliticsRe: Price Hike: Ondo Monarch Bans Forced Association Membership On Traders by Cantonese: 1:48pm On Apr 28, 2024
CodeTemplar:
I hope this helps. The core job of those associations is price fixing.
That's why 100 people can comfortably be in the business retailing and selling tomatoes when just 10 people can do it. The whole 100 instead of sharing the fixed profit will fix prices to accommodate their needs financially.

This is why pure water can sell for N20 in Yobe but N30 in Ondo where materials are cheaper and more abundant.
Especially those akara women.

What about fish buyers? Those women who buy fish from farmers? If you do not belong to the association, they call the police on you.

Is it within the legal limits of the monarch? Hopefully he’s not overstepping his limits in the kingdom and state.

However, that’s a very good move and hopefully the people can cooperate to implement them all.

That’s a forward thinking King.
PoliticsRe: VAT Revenue Rose From ₦‎347bn To ₦‎549bn Under Tinubu – FAAC Report by Cantonese:
Buccalcavity2:
Simple: The Governors are lazy! That's the point. Explain how Osun has more revenue than Cross River, Katsina. Right before our eyes Ogun state left Ondo State in terms revenue potential. Nobody is expecting every state to be equal but all governors should be tasked to be productive. It's inexplicable that you govern a state for 8years and revenue drive remained relatively stagnant. You don't have any project to impact potential prosperity of the state. Common!
Hahahahahaha.

Brother, Osun state brings more in terms of natural resources to the center than Cross Rivers and Katsina states.

Governors are in no way lazy. They simply hold the positions to enable them loot the states dry. Whatever is left when they assume power, is looted and the state further put into debt.

Have you wondered what happened the the amounts saved by Obi in Anambra state? What did Obiano do with it? He spent all and sent the state back into red, leaving Soludo to struggle with resources.

In all, we need leaders who are up and doing. We need leaders who are creative and are development driven. We need leaders who are accountable to the citizens. We also need citizens who will vote for leaders not on the basis of tribe or religion. We need citizens who will not accept bribes to vote for the wrong people and thereafter turn to claim that they are hungry. That way we can have a very great country.

Thanks and enjoy your Sunday.
PoliticsRe: APC Calls For Cancellation Of LG Poll In Oyo by Cantonese: 8:14pm On Apr 27, 2024
OGHENAOGIE:
inec should be the one handling it the state electoral commission is pure nonsense
Correct.
CrimeRe: Phone Thieves Caught In Port Harcourt, Beaten To Pulp by Cantonese: 8:09pm On Apr 27, 2024
Hm.

Very horrible looking young men. They look very dangerous. If these two are armed with guns, they’ll be merciless. Beating them to a pulp will not solve the matter.

The head of that one on the left looks like Amukoko road.
PoliticsRe: Marketers Speak On New Fuel Price As Another Refinery To Release Products by Cantonese: 6:54pm On Apr 27, 2024
This month of April? There are only three days to go!
CrimeRe: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Cantonese: 6:51pm On Apr 27, 2024
[quote author=April4th post=129659625][/quote]Warri is definitely not an Ijaw name. It was the colonial masters who called the name Warri go make it easy for pronounciation. The Itsekiris called it Iwerre, among others. So far I have not found the Ijaw or Urhobo names. I am not holding brief for the Itsekiris.

You may please research and clear it.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: VAT Revenue Rose From ₦‎347bn To ₦‎549bn Under Tinubu – FAAC Report by Cantonese: 6:48pm On Apr 27, 2024
Buccalcavity2:
Guys stop making excuses for failure! If it was by state creation period. Osun will be happy to always under perform Katsina in IGR! Lagos growth is measurable and there are other miracles around us (maybe not profound enough to excite some of us but still progress)
I lived in Lagos during BAT and Anambra during PO.
difference is clear!
6m turning to 14b monthly is not from wishful thinking nor from predecessor. Ogun,Kaduna... did same right before us.
But for Soludo, what will you call Anambra development plan when our brother left? Which Awka became beautified during PO? What project was giving citizens hope to increase economic fortune of the state (GDP or IGR) when PO was there. Like LCC Lekki road in Lagos, Eko Atlantic city, free trade zone...
You make me laugh bro.

But you are giving excuses to drive home your point. Have I made the wrong statistics or comparison?

The point remains that there is no basis for comparing the two states, seeing that Lagos had the better advantages in terms of evolution and finance. You think Lagos is termed the "most populous city" for nothing?

With the likes of Aregbesola and Fayemi, why have those states not fared like Lagos State? Why are Sokoto, Bauchi and Borno, still suffering large scale underdevelopment?

Abuja became the administrative capital in 1991. It was carefully planned and developed. Why has it become such a developed city in such a short time, looking more beautiful than Kano and Rivers State?

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