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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses Make The Best Wives – Uche Ogbodo Claims (Photo) by Cantonese: 5:41pm
Na lie you lie. Actors and actresses generally do not find peace when married to each other.

Na there divorce plenty pass. When actresses talk about broke men, they first refer to actors.

The same actors and actresses tell us that they prefer to marry outside the industry, for their own sanity. Acting makes people tell lies and live fake lives.

Ramsey Noah married close to 25 years ago to someone who's not in the film industry and he has his peace of mind.

Ego Boyo married the one of the owners of Oando. They have remained in marriage peacefully for close to 30 years.

Omotola Jolade married a pilot since 1994. For 30 years, there's been peace.

Ebubedike has been married for close to 50 years or more with peace outside the industry.

Fathia Balogun and her actor husband broke with funny reasons.

Uche Ogbodo's submission is incorrect.

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by Cantonese: 5:39pm
Almaiga:


Hmmm. You refer to South East as the Dubai of Africa? Una too like to dey overhype that region. See place wey you dey call Dubai. grin grin

If shame go gree you, show us pictures of Amukoko, Badia/Ijora, Ajangbadi/Igbo-elerin, Makoko, Bariga, Oworonshoki, Ajegunle, Shasha (when it rains), Ilogbo, the whole of Ojo barracks (opposite) to Volkswagen.

As I dey mention am so, if you fit, just show us. If you want you go see how person dey for mainroad dey shit and piss.

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Food / Re: How Much For A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by Cantonese: 12:04pm
maureensylvia:
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(Comes with money back guarantee)

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I sell.

Are you sure?
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Travel / Re: Slay Queens Swim In Flood In Imo State (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:01pm
Cobra never meet dem before for water.
Young ladies not knowing the such water could have crocodiles swimming in the also.
Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death By Rope As Truck Submerged In Flood by Cantonese: 11:59am
CountinBlessins:
What kind of report is this ?
Must we watch your video ?


Exactly. Must you watch the video? Close your eyes or simply pass. When you find yourself in that position, do not beg for help.

Muntula.
Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Cantonese: 9:18am
DMerciful:
All these media outlets in support of Bello, trying to mislead the public.

EFCC had appealed the Kogi State high Court decision for Bello not to be arrested and prosecuted. However, since the federal high court has made a ruling for substituted service, the EFCC does not need the physical presence of Bello hence withdrawing the appeal because it has been taken over by events.

Yahaya Bello will be prosecuted and jailed!
The main court case involving his prosecution is still on and it's adjourned to May where Bello is expected to appear or face a bench warrant!

That’s exactly the way it is. You got it correctly.

I wonder why youths on this forum never read properly and never follow up correctly with events.

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Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Cantonese: 9:16am
Pipefitter:
The EFCC chairman should do the honorable thing and resign then..

No, that’s not it.
A case had been already filed at the federal high court, Abuja. That’s the main case. The one withdrawn has to do with the legality or not of his arrest.
Family / Re: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by Cantonese: 10:09pm On Apr 24
Chukwuka319:

Carry your Rabid Animal Syndrome comot for here please.
Why are you barking like a dog now?
I wonder who died and made you miserable.

You see why I said you should carry your poor knowledge away from here, Mr. Fake Spiritual analyst?

Maybe na you die to make yourself miserable!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Liverpool (2 - 0) On 24th April 2024 by Cantonese: 10:07pm On Apr 24
crazygod:
Klopp should just get out. It's a shame he is ending this way. No fight, nothing. This is disgusting. Making weird subs while that fake footballer nunez is still on the field. Rubbish. angry
He doesn't even need to wait till the end of the season. Chai .... I just renewed my DStv sub because of useless klopp. angry

But he has won a lot with this club. Bros why you dey vex.

Quickly get some 'satchet" to cool down.

The title belongs to @THE GUNNERS!

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Suspect Who Claimed To Have Seen Charms In Car Of Boy Killed (Vid) by Cantonese: 10:00pm On Apr 24
Very good.

His head looks like those of ijapa metas together.

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Family / Re: After 14 Years Of Infertility, Man Loses His Wife And Child During Delivery by Cantonese: 9:58pm On Apr 24
Chukwuka319:
So terribly horribly horrible news.
But let's analyse.
Let me drop family curses aside, Witchcraft activities and other Satanic operations aside.
Who knows how many abortions the lady committed in the past during her days of fast lane life?
And the man,who knows how many girls he impregnated, abandoned with the babies, even encouraged the mothers to abort, gave sufficient funds for the abortions.
Who knows if the lady has given birth before out of wedlock and dumped the baby in the bush or refuse dump, leaving it to the mercy of the elements of the Weather and wild animals.
Oftentimes men and women commit atrocities in the past and then seem to forget.
Later when judgement for sins of the past come knocking,they seem to be lost as in how the problems came.
Forget all the Nollywood crappy storylines
Aborting even a single baby can bring devastating consequences because the Word says in EZEKIEL 35:6"Therefore as I live,saith the Lord GOD,I will prepare thee unto blood, and blood shall pursue thee: sith thou hast not hated blood, even blood shall pursue thee.
He who has ears,let him hear.
Life doesn't go like Nollywood craps portray it.

Carry your very poor knowledge comot for here please.

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Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 9:55pm On Apr 24
Objectivist04:

Keep displaying your emptiness in the public.
Is Otu Bassey responsible for macro economic policies in the country ?
Are things cheaper in states ruled by other paties ?
Why such stupid remark when the people of Cross River voted for LP in the presidential election and made sure the party won the state ? So in your moronic view they must also vote for lp governor even when they have a better alternative ? So why didn't LP clear all the elective positions in Anambra Obi's own state ?

Some of you will just come online and start mocking anybody without using common sense.

Who's empty here?

What a shame that you just blabbed with no sense of proper reasoning.

What is Otu's job as the governor of the state? Did he not promise to make living better for the citizens while campaigning? If he is not in charge of macro economic policies at the center, how does that insulate him from the responsibility of ensuring food security for the people of the state? Is he not part of the national executive council where decisions concerning the entire country are taken? What has he put in place as the leader of the state to fight poverty? You deviated from that absolutely and got insultive.

When people scream that they are hungry, do they refer to the President only? What about other leaders, at other political levels? You sit there and watch leaders embezzle state funds, while you defend rubbish in the face of mounting hunger in your state.

No wonder you support leaders who make you live miserable lives while you eulogize them.

Who cares if you voted LP at the federal level? How would that make the difference if you chose a wrong leader in a better party?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Oga, go and sleep if you do not have any reasonable this to say.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by Cantonese: 8:21pm On Apr 24
So what happened after the Israeli response a few days ago?

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Politics / Re: Isaac Kamalu: Another pro-Wike Rivers Commissioner Rejects Redeployment, Resigns by Cantonese: 7:29pm On Apr 24
Bye bye to radarada.

While Wike and his group of fake legislators are plotting to remove Fubara, he has gone ahead to remove the AG, who would have been speedily used.

Now for the courts to flush that Amaewhule and group out of the house of assembly.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 7:27pm On Apr 24
Pepperdemisback:

May all the females in your household be blessed with the kind of Chioma's blessings, her type of happiness and life in Jesus NAME. May all the females in your family marry like Chioma.
You are praising her life, but why are you running away from the prayers that all the females in your family should pass through what is passing through.
You no like better things for your family? Werey!

E pepper you die!

That prayer break your neck there.

Why mock the young lady?

Anyway, as already stated, all the males in your family permanently become like Bobrisky.

Muntula.
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 7:23pm On Apr 24
Objectivist04:

So Cross River voted for Tinubu ?
I have come to realize that most of you making using hunger to make jest of people here are fools, one way wired idiots attracting more hatred to Peter Obi.

How can one be so stupid to think that anyone that complained about hardship must have voted for the incumbent president ? How daft could some people be ?

Stop disgracing yourself oga.

Otu Bassey is of which party again please? Which party controls at the center?
Not knowing the source of one's problem is complete stupidity!
Politics / Re: Zacchaeus Adangor Resigns As Rivers Commissioner, Rejects Redeployment by Cantonese: 7:17pm On Apr 24
SS777:


Igbo are the ones interested in River State politics cos of hatred they have for wike, but I pity them.

Have you completed your secondary school education, by the way?
Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by Cantonese: 3:35pm On Apr 24
Ebi n pawa in English.

Na una vote for who una vote for.

Continue suffering in peace.

Una dey on una own.
Travel / Re: Aviation Minister, Keyamo Orders Suspension Of Dana Air Pending Audit by Cantonese: 3:32pm On Apr 24
That’s the way to go.

100% supported by me.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Thrashed Chelsea 5-0 To Top Premiership League Table by Cantonese: 3:27pm On Apr 24
Chrisrare:
Chelsea have become so useless, losing 5 zero to a small team that has never won champions league in their entire history

Go and ask what is called gandus gagandusa. Na im we do una. No cry. Wetin man no know na im pass am.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Thrashed Chelsea 5-0 To Top Premiership League Table by Cantonese: 3:25pm On Apr 24
E sweet me pass to win champions league or premiership.

If na only this 5 Kondo, make Chelsea know say we no be mate. If dem dey see us, make dem dey bow to show say oga na master.
Sports / Re: BetNaija: Lukman Teriba Won ₦16.7M With ₦1,000 Gets Only ₦3M, Cries Out (Photo) by Cantonese: 3:16pm On Apr 24
tochez24:


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I don't wish to advertise any company but you see..... 1xbet, sportybet and betking are truly outstanding✅✅✅

They pay instantly without any stories whatsoever especially Sportybet (in less than 10mins you collect your millions, you don't need to confront or take anybody to court), i SO much love sportybet bro!!!!! They're sports betting king 👑

Ahhh, my bros. Please no drag me enter. I no get mind reach to bet. Make I maintain my slow and steady.

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Sports / Re: BetNaija: Lukman Teriba Won ₦16.7M With ₦1,000 Gets Only ₦3M, Cries Out (Photo) by Cantonese: 1:33pm On Apr 24
phemray:


Oga, no live was ruined legitimately except the lives of the greedy ones that sell Thier property to bet just like some people sell property to japa. It's not the right way of doing things.
People makes money on per minute from bookmakers( bet9ja etc) both locally and international. it's a huge business world wide. Go and check. Infact, no Nigerian bookmakers make the list of 1st 100 bookmakers globally, the well celebrated bet9ja was ranked above 600+, so sporting is a huge investment. Now, only greedy people get addicted to it because the hardly differentiate btw gambling and forcasting. You can make money in many ways depending on the level of mathematics or arithmetic understanding. Gambling is not good but forcasting pays. Just imagine someone want to win 10M with 100 or 1000naira no be juju be that? Lolz. That's why I said the guy tried. Betting has many approaches, but I prefer trading. Exactly as we trade stocks and forex. That's why I made my comments. I don't know about gambling but I know most people do.



You used the right word at a point to describe what I earlier stated. The word is “addiction”. It is a very strong desire to become part of. It can be a very uncontrollable behavior. For example, the thought that 10 naira played can yield 1million, possibly can lure people into playing. Strong desire and belief is the fuel needed to power that urge, irrespective of the losses encountered. That’s why I said that it ruins lives. Again, we have seen youths who have been lamenting over their losses and inability to stop sports bet.

Forecasting and gambling are twin brothers. To forecast is to predict. It is to look forward. For sone, it drives the confidence to gamble.

In all, we must all be wise. Even the companies always say “bet wisely”. So it’s the choice of the customer to either play or walk away to avoid sad stories like this.

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Education / Re: Schools Peter Obi Built & Over 100 Schools He Renovated & Upgraded As Governor by Cantonese: 11:10am On Apr 24
OP, thank you so very much.
You clarified it all!

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Sports / Re: BetNaija: Lukman Teriba Won ₦16.7M With ₦1,000 Gets Only ₦3M, Cries Out (Photo) by Cantonese: 10:55am On Apr 24
phemray:


Sir, you made very valid points there but I was very ok when I saw your conclusion. Let's gets things straight and for people to be informed, the guy's ticket was cashed out by someone b4 the 37 matches was completed. Bet9ja has no hand in that, it's the system and it's automatic. Infact, the best is for the guy to open an online account and bet directly, I don't know why some people still goes to betting shops in this era of making money from comfort of your home. If he has played it by himself on his phone, bet9ja will credit his 16.M in less than 30mins of final whistle or 20 secs if it's virtual because it's a long ticket. Online account pays. Many Guys makes money per minute, ( if u know u know). Agents cashed out 3M on his behalf without his permission, with the belief that the last game will not play but was wrong.The truth is that Betting is not for everyone, its for the very intelligent individuals that can differentiate btw thinking and reasoning and gambling and forcasting ( using Pythagoras,Fibonacci, martingale principle etc),The guy tried but not smart because 37 games not easy to win. He can only sue the agent in which case the agent's cashier May be the person that took that risk by him or herself to cash out the ticket without his oga knowledge. It's well.

This is a very sad and painful story to hear.

From your submission, it can be said that the ticket in your hand is exposed to the agent, without your knowledge. The being the case, bet9ja must institute criminal proceedings against the agent, as it tarnished their name and image.

By the way, is this not the same sports bet that has ruined the lives of many people, as we have been told?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Wife, Chioma Supports Him At His Madison Square Garden Concert (Video) by Cantonese: 10:18am On Apr 24
Pepperdemisback:

May God Almighty let the 20th generation of females in your family and lineage share the same affinity and fate with Chioma in Jesus NAME AMEN!
May all The hosts of Heaven make it permanent without reverse by the Grace of God.


E dey pepper you for blood.

The entire generation of males in your family, beginning with you, permanently remain like Bobrisky. The entire males in your family line, generation to generation, MUST HENCEFORTH, remain permanently transgendered, with plenty of Cameroon pepper added to your status.

Thankfully Chioma is blessed, living in opulence with her husband and God’s blessed children. We all know she’s a complete woman, legally married and very happy.
Sports / Re: BetNaija: Lukman Teriba Won ₦16.7M With ₦1,000 Gets Only ₦3M, Cries Out (Photo) by Cantonese: 9:32am On Apr 24
Several stories like this abound. They will try to either destroy evidences or claim that the bet was not properly placed. There must always be one story to withhold winnings.

You win you cry to get your money. You lose, you cry over your losses. Nonsense lifestyle, this sports betting.

Next thing is to secure the service of a good lawyer.

They present their organizations as legitimate and with integrity. In the end people get disappointed.

Anyway that’s the business of those who play bet9ja and other sports bet.

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Politics / Re: Governor Ododo Committed Criminal Offence By Aiding Yahaya Bello’s Escape -Sagay by Cantonese: 7:56am On Apr 24
“ So, I will advise him to surrender himself in a responsible manner so that his dignity could be kept intact.”

Where is the dignity?

If Bello had any dignity in the first place, such an allegation should not be associated with him.
If he had any dignity, he should not be running away.
If he had any dignity, he should not be called a fugitive.

By the way, what is the benefit of using such position to loot public treasury, without fear or shame.

Sagay said the right words to Bello.

Again the governor must have his time with the law after his tenure. He aided and abetted the escape of Bello and must be made to face the law.

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Politics / Re: Ihedioha: Mass Resignation Hits Imo PDP by Cantonese: 6:27am On Apr 24
Confirmedzombie:
Peter Obi joined PDP and PDP crumbled. Obi is a bad luck anywhere he goes.

Peter Obi is the mastermind of this resignations.

Obi planning to float a new party.

LP must expel Obi now

Confirmedzombie = Confirmed ode!

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Crime / Re: Parent Slaps Bully At Abuja British School: Institution Temporarily Shuts Down by Cantonese: 7:33pm On Apr 23
Very correct!

That parent should have been allowed to slap the irresponsible and badly trained girl several times to feel the effect.

Me sef here, the matter dey pain me inside blood. That girl should be released to some touts like her for some brain resetting beating.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Hadi Sirika Over ₦8bn Nigeria Air Fraud by Cantonese: 5:59pm On Apr 23
Stealing with impunity and confidence. What a shame.

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