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CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Fans Threatened To Kill My Daughter! - Femi Falana (Video) by Cantonese: 8:53am On Oct 08, 2024
We4all:
Fans or criminals?
Definitely criminals.
CrimeRe: Young Boys Flaunt Charms Given By Herbalist To Cash Out Online (Photos) by Cantonese: 2:57pm On Sep 23, 2024
With the juju, see one dollar bills only .
Shame on them!
SportsRe: Burnaboy Sends Two Talents From His Football Academy To Europe For Trials (vid) by Cantonese: 10:58pm On Sep 16, 2024
Bazztadewu:
All the pics of Burna we see are heavily edited. In reality,he has massive pimples like boils on his face,acne.very disgusting tin
Does he have pimples in his name?
Does he have pimples in his image?
Does he have pimples in his bank account?
Do those players have pimples in their legs?

Appreciate good people please.
PoliticsRe: We Are In A 'Gwo Gwo Ngwo' Economy Under Tinubu & APC — Peter Obi by Cantonese: 12:46pm On Sep 12, 2024
Shadomaan7:
Peter Obi should get a life. Always crying more than the bereaved
Oh, he has a life.
Born with silver spoon.
Grew his own business.
Married with children.
Became a bank executive
Became a state governor.
Defeated Tinubu in Lagos, of all places.
Very well rated and well blessed.
Never to know poverty.

What about you bro? Do you have a life? How's your CV like?
Please help us tell your principal that Nigeria is on a precipice. Never have Nigerians experienced such poverty, misery and hardship. Even while growing up, your principal was not subjected to such misery by any of the governments.
PoliticsRe: Back To School: Women, Children Struggle For Food, Transportation by Cantonese:
Next time vote wisely!

E fokan ba le.
Once petrol price reduces, school fees, food, transportation and others will reduce. We may not know how long o, but e fokan ba le.

Remember that Bubari constructed road and rail to Niger republic. Now BAT is constructing Lagos to Sokoto maybe to link to Libya. He is also constructing Lagos to Calabar, maybe to link either Equitorial Guinea or Cameroon. E fokan ba le.

We are also waiting for Portharcourt 1 & 2, Warri, Kaduna, Dangote, BUA and other refineries to work so that prices can reduce. E fokan ba le. The waiting may not exceed 2027 or perhaps 2031.

For now do the following:

1. Join the trekkers association of Nigeria (TAN)
2. Register your children too to save transport costs.
3. Remember to ask for palliatives daily.
4. If you are an APC card carrying member, take your card as your ticket to supermarkets and petrol stations to get very cheap rates.
5. Pray and pray harder.
PoliticsRe: Agony In South East As Kidnappers Lay Siege To Communities by Cantonese: 2:56pm On Aug 29, 2024
Shawarmagirl:
Wait a minute...
Somebody wake me up! Don't tell me this OP spent hours writing this trash just to spite SE? Upon all the noise you people make about insecurity in SE, recent statistics still shows your region is far worst than the SE you are painting black. Indeed, common sense is not common. Your village people have succeeded in your life. Congratulations 🎉
Don't mind the yeye OP.
He tried to console himself.
PoliticsRe: We will Shut Down Nigeria — NLC Declares by Cantonese: 2:53pm On Aug 29, 2024
victorDanladi:
more people voted against his opponents either....He officially has less people voting against him
Dey console yasef.
PoliticsRe: Arochukwu-ohafia Road: Senator Orji Kalu’s Media Office Reacts To Governor Otti’ by Cantonese: 12:58pm On Aug 29, 2024
odoemelamemmanu:
The records must be set accurately. OUK's media office did the right thing to avoid confusion and misinformation from the Governor Otti's speech
Are you referring to someone who left Abia state worse than he met it.

Are you talking about someone who after his tenure brought a puppet who was accused of severely embezzling Abia state and left the people in misery?

Orji should bow his face in shame.

Otti has three years to go and I believe that Abia state will witness developments on all fronts.
PoliticsRe: We will Shut Down Nigeria — NLC Declares by Cantonese: 12:50pm On Aug 29, 2024
NwaliE01:
Yeah. Tinubu has been taking Nigerians for granted since over 15 months now. Channel your thunder to the appropriate peeson.
When you talk about Nigerians in this context, you must say the 8.8 million or do that voted for BAT/APC. There were close to 20 million who did not vote for him.
PoliticsRe: We will Shut Down Nigeria — NLC Declares by Cantonese: 12:48pm On Aug 29, 2024
Correctly stated
PoliticsRe: NLC President Ajaero Returns To Labour House After Visit To Police by Cantonese: 12:46pm On Aug 29, 2024
Let's wait and see.
Let's listen.

Hopefully they are not trying to silence labour, finding an excuse with Ajaero.
PoliticsRe: Moment Philip Shaibu Shook Hands With Gov. Godwin Obaseki At An Event (pics/vid) by Cantonese: 12:45pm On Aug 29, 2024
Akpakomiza2:
Roads, unemployment,tourism,flooding,economy, agriculture obaseki performed poorly
Are you unemployed?

Are you not even able to plant in the back of your house, according to APC. At least we have been told that you can start subsistence farming in bags at the back of your house.

In all you have failed to be specific on what Obaseki failed to achieve. Are you a follow follow?
PoliticsRe: Moment Philip Shaibu Shook Hands With Gov. Godwin Obaseki At An Event (pics/vid) by Cantonese: 5:06pm On Aug 27, 2024
Chinjo2:
Yes to politicial buccaneers he is a tyrant but to an average Edo person, he is a good man.
He is a tyrant because he was able to cage the lions and tigers who before now held the state to ransom. People like Oshiomhole, Tony Kabaka, Dan Orbih and most recently Philip Shaibu.
He is a tyrant because he insisted that Edo money should be used for Edo people instead of sharing it to party leaders.
He is a tyrant because he is the only Governor paying 70k as minimum wage.
He is a tyrant because he built 2 refineries.
He is a tyrant because he built 2 power plant.
He is a tyrant because he brought two ethanol factories.
He is a tyrant because he built 1 solar plant.
We are still waiting for Akpakomazia to tell us the specific areas, with evidence, that Obaseki performed poorly.

We only find non voters here screaming how APC will overrun Edo state, while they expect the citizens whose lives have been impacted positively by Obaseki to remain aloof.
PoliticsRe: Man Goes Off On A Rant After Discovering That Son Of New CJN Is An Obidient by Cantonese: 12:28pm On Aug 24, 2024
Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Take Control Of Russian Jail: Inmates 'cut Guard's Throat(photos) by Cantonese: 6:10pm On Aug 23, 2024
Putin will use the Ukraine invasion anger to treat them. They will forever regret their actions.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Cantonese: 10:47am On May 03, 2024
CuriousCart:
No conscripted Russian personnel is fighting in Ukraine, rather, the reverse is the case. Ukraine conscripted their youths to die senselessly which prompted a mass exodus last year.

To update you on things, just last week, Ukraine revoked visa renewals for young men abroad which means their youth must come back to Ukraine to renew visas (join the army) or become illegal migrants in their host countries.


The US featured many conscripted college kids to fight in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria & co. Many died.
Oga, oga, oga, how many times I call you so? Wetin you no know na im pass you.

Do you know what it means by conscription? If you do how then are you not aware of what’s going on with Russian troops?

I know much more than you. I know what you do not know. You are free to ask me questions. I will happily answer you, my young friend.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Cantonese: 10:41am On May 03, 2024
Obedience40:
I don't have time for unintelligent mentions
You don't even know that during the time the USA fought the gulf war, Saddam Hussein Iraq was the dominant power in the middle East

And the USA and Iran were ally during the Iraqi Iran war
The Shite takeover of power in Iran brought the end of USA Iran relationships.

IRAN still flies USA made jet's
Correct.

The Iran / Iraq war ran for eight years with no clear victor. Saddam Hussein showed Iraq then as the regional power, until things turned around in the relationship with the USA. The desire to control the oil resources of Kuwait, while pretentiously claiming Kuwait as Iraqi territory was the catalyst for the downfall of Hussein and Iraq. Hussein thought that claiming Kuwait would help cancel the debt owed Kuwait by Iraq. That move failed woefully. If Hussein got away with the invasion of Kuwait, he would have proceeded with Saudi Arabia, a key ally of the USA, who were also indebted to by the Iraqis. Hussein left the Americans with no choice. Again, in the days of the Cold War, the Iraqis were on the side of the old Soviet Union. They were enemies at that point.

Possession of weapons of mass destruction, refusal to co-operate with weapons inspectors, sponsorship of terrorism and the 9/11 in 2001, informed the invasion of Iraq in 2003 and killing of Hussein The rest is history.

Thank you for reminding me this morning. The events are like yesterday to me.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Cantonese: 10:23am On May 03, 2024
CuriousCart:
What army?
US forces college kids to join their army.
Russian army. Conscription to fight in Ukraine. Dem go send you there.

You are not forced to join the US army. Or do you want to join? It is voluntary to join the American army, just like your country Nigeria. Conscription happens when there is a war or looming war.

If you wan join talk now make we know. No dey for corner dey do eye.
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Woman Kills Her Son After The Father Rejected Him In Delta State by Cantonese: 10:08am On May 03, 2024
Very horrible.

Now she lost everything. She lost the man. She lost the child. She lost her freedom. She lost her future. No possibility for conception anymore. No possibility to find a man again. Complete life in jail into old age. Complete regret all her life over her action.

The man has moved on with another woman or other women. The man has his liberty. The man will impregnate other women and have children.

What a very foolish young woman.

See her head like palm kernel.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Cantonese: 9:40am On May 03, 2024
CuriousCart:
I will travel to Russia straight.
Hahahahahahahaha

If dem put you for army, you go shout “abeg make una forgive me”.
PoliticsRe: Construction Of Coastal Routes Can Strengthen Naira - David Umahi by Cantonese: 12:19am On May 03, 2024
Only deceive your gullible followers.
Shamelessly stay on that job for not only eight years, but close to twenty five years!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian & U.S Troops Are Now Sharing The Same Base In Niger (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:16am On May 03, 2024
CuriousCart:
You can't claim to be the strongest military on Earth if nobody is scared of you or you haven't won a war since the 19th century.
But if granted the opportunity to travel betweenness China, USA and Russia, you will speedily travel to USA for better life and dollars to make your life and family better. You see life?
PoliticsRe: 18 States Attracted No Foreign Investment From 2021 -2023 (see List) by Cantonese: 9:05pm On May 02, 2024
Slytiger:
No SW state on the failure list.

1.Bauchi
2. Bayelsa
3. Benue
4. Borno
5. Cross River
6. Ebonyi
7. Edo
8. Enugu
9. Gombe
10. Imo
11. Jigawa
12. Kaduna
13. Kebbi
14. Nasarawa
15. Sokoto
16. Taraba
17. Yobe
18. Zamfara


Imagine the thousands of businesses that will spring up along that 700km coastal highway.

Heck, Tinapa would start booming again.

People can drive to Akwa Ibom to watch Nigeria play and stop over in a coastal town in Delta or Bayelsa along the coastal highway to have fish and seafood peppersoup.

Business would boom for every town in different states along that highway. But you are so shortsighted that all you are looking at is 1 umbrella business (really worth less than 1million dollars) on about 50metres of the 70,000metres corridor.
Shioorrrrr.

Lagos - Badagry started since 2008. We still dey there after 16 years of hard life on the people living in the corridor.

Coastal road has a completion date of 8 years. We dey here.

Maybe you have never left your cocoon, otherwise you’d have noticed that the abandoned or trrrible roads have plenty businesses on them.
CrimeRe: Hoodlums Clash In Lagos, Burn Market by Cantonese: 7:05pm On May 02, 2024
After empowering thugs, now they talk of state police.
What a life.
And na poor man dey suffer am.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Hails Lagos State While Slamming A Former Governor At The Same Time by Cantonese: 7:02pm On May 02, 2024
Reflect7:
My friend forget that nonsense.

Capital that left Lagos over 30 years ago!

Abegi..

Look, if Onitsha wants to be like Lagos, create a CBD to start with.

A central business district.

Throw up a couple of skyscrapers there. Encourage other businesses to follow suit with highrises for office blocks and residential.

A CBD is a statement of intent to investors that you are ready to do high level business.

Get two world class hotel chains to set up 4 or 5 star hotels. Make sure the CBD is neat with sidewalks, no open gutters, and no sand on the roads.

Rinse and repeat in other parts of the city, and in a few years you will be competing with Abuja and Lagos.
And you think that you are right?

Capital left Lagos 30 years ago right? That’s 1994. Can you compare the infrastructures in Lagos that year with infrastructures in Anambra state that same year? By the way, can you compare developments in Lagos with developments in other states created with Anambra state in 1976?

Before Lagos became the commercial and administrative capital, can you compare developments in very important cities in those states at those given periods?

Do you think that it was for nothing that Lagos became the commercial capital? Why not compare Lagos with Kano state?

Why not compare Lagos with Johannesburg?

I am a Lagosian and I know Lagos much more than you do. I have witnessed its developments over the years and no state compares with it, except Abuja, which presently is the federal capital.

The reason for the growth of Lagos is simple…the Federal government. With its position, it made common sense for people to migrate to developed areas. When they did that, they contributed to growth, with their own areas negatively impacted financially. You are from Jigawa and you live and do your business in Lagos. You pay your taxes here and contribute to the development of Lagos. Your state remains the way underdeveloped.

Lagos became the capital in 1914. That’s 110 years ago. Anambra became a state in 1976. That’s 48 years ago. Lagos enjoys oil and gas money from the producing states, including Anambra state. What does Anambra get from Lagos, except VAT?

How do you expect equal development?

Please explain.
PoliticsRe: Police Storm Home Of Ex-MFM Church Member Remanded In Prison, To Arrest Wife by Cantonese:
Sangoamadioha1:
The pastor will still go on the pulpit to preach forgiveness.
A G.O should not be seen to be vindictive but in Nigerian Christianity anything goes.
As for you, I can see you are one of the 'yes daddy' crew. Just know say na God you suppose worship and not a fellow man like yourself calling himself a pastor (one that is not even behaving christ like).
I guess you are very young and completely inexperienced. You also sound completely like a blind crowd follower. When you hear things on social media, do your research, ask questions and that way your opinion will make very good sense to everyone.

Do not jump to conclusions without hearing from all the parties concerned. And when you talk about Pastors, ensure that you do not generalize.

Forgiveness does not include exposing your life to danger or require one to be defenseless. Do you have the story in full? Did the young man say the complete truth as he went on social media? Being a Pastor is not a license for all to attack and defame one.

You may be a native doctor and so a “yes daddy” to native doctors, ir other forms of worship. However, it is very imperative to respect others and their feelings, irrespective of social standing.

If the young man did not feel that he could defame the man and get something or some sympathy out of it for himself, he never would have tried it. Besides most churches have mechanisms for dispute resolutions. If he exhausted them, he simply could have walked away. Now he started the war. He’s peace and finances are challenged.

Read the below:

When contacted, the spokesman for the MFM, Mr Collins Edomaruse insisted that the matter has nothing to do with the church or Dr Olukoya.

He said; “This matter has nothing to do with the church. We have answered you before. You sent a questionnaire and we returned it to you; nothing has changed. That answer we gave you before is the same answer we still have.

“The man can mention anybody he wants to mention. The church is not involved in the matter and the General Overseer is not involved in the matter.

“The person who arrested him has told you that she arrested him. So if that guy Richard is saying something else, well, he has the right. But the church didn’t take him to the police, the case has nothing to do with the church and has nothing to do with our General Overseer.”
TravelRe: African Countries Use Exorbitant Charges To Frustrate Air Peace — Onyema by Cantonese: 5:04pm On May 02, 2024
ganisucks:
People suffer from lack of knowledge. I'm not the reason you lack knowledge.
Bros knowledge, you still you did not answer the question.

Once again, have you had your favorite garri and epa, laced with ice water today? Do you need some assistance?

You know say poor man no dey talk well if e never eat. Or you need some beans to make it up?
TravelRe: African Countries Use Exorbitant Charges To Frustrate Air Peace — Onyema by Cantonese: 4:56pm On May 02, 2024
ganisucks:
The poverty Onyema is suffering from is something that I will never experience. When a lion is hungry he eats.
Chai.

Pussy cat fit mistakenly call itself lion o. Even Labalaba dey call itself bird o.

Once again, you don drink garri and epa today? By the way, with ice water. No go pass yourself o. I no know who go rescue you!
PoliticsRe: Police Storm Home Of Ex-MFM Church Member Remanded In Prison, To Arrest Wife by Cantonese: 4:51pm On May 02, 2024
Trouble dey sleep, Iyanga go wake am.

While the young man thought that he could use social media to fight someone much more ahead of him in life, he never expected that others connected to the man would fight him, while the man moves on with his life peacefully and disturbed.

Now with the little change in his pocket, he runs heater skelter paying lawyers and other fees to free himself.

This life, know your rank or your mate.
PoliticsRe: We Never Promised $600m Investment In Nigeria - Maersk CEO Tell Tinubu by Cantonese: 4:44pm On May 02, 2024
AP Moller that has been in Nigerian ports for too many years, with their own terminal inside the port, was quoted like a fresh company coming here.

APC and lie no be here.

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