₦airaland Forum

Druche have you checked your admission status? Congrats to you, if so.

IHEKE123:
Comrade otokx GOD is really using you oooh i got admitted this evening into petroleum and gas engineering guys check your status on jamb portal
Long live comrade otokx GOD will strengthen your bones in JESUS NAME I PRAY AMEN AMEN AMEN

Congrats

Victex98:
.tanks very much... But am not too clear... Is science lab tech not a dept. Under sslt or under science... because my admission letter says faculty of science... Pls help,tanks.

Your College is natural and applied science,your faculty is SSLT,and your dept is Biomedical tech. There is no such thing as SLT as a dept, please forgive Jamb, for their ignorance.

Victex98:
Pls i am confused oooo.... I entered undergraduate session in uniports website.,clicked on signup and entered my regnumber in the box provided to chek my status before signing up properly i Saw my datas but i was seen biomedical tech instead of science lab tech which i saw in jamb portal nd uniport's list... Pls some comrade otox,etc help me out... I am confused

Biomedical tech is a department under SSLT, it's a nice one, goodluck.

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bassey565:
Comrade Otokx! goodevening sir!

please sir I need you to help me clear my fears and doubts!

Is pharmacy in uniport now accredited by PCN and NUC? I'm sorry for my too many questions! kindly help me please!

Some successful Uniport graduands were inducted into the PCN, earlier this year, so that implies that the faculty is accredited by the council,so fear not, even if it's not accredited, alot of things can change within 5years.

I heard alot about 'change' before the election and inauguration, but am yet to see any changes up till now at my corner, someone has better start working.

DrLazDevitan:
Smartkid my nigga!

Mehn.....we miss you!

Congrats!

Lolz Doc,am not hiding o,i wish i could identify you and oforkanji physically,kindly drop your number,so that I can add you on whatsapp, and perhaps get to know you better from there.

oforkanj1:
can u imagin!!! Bro u wicked! Chai. Inshort make sure u see me nd Laz tomorow at Coll Hall. We need wash ur success else we go ask otokx to tell jamb to send u bak to SSLT

Lolz, Ok sir.

Janetmc:
Lol
Congrats bro

Thanks dear

oforkanj1:
hahaha smatkid I guess u r now smart enough to become a captain!!!! Anyhow we go still chop ur matric rice. Do come pay homage as we planed last year
But w8 ooo I tut u went to madonna Or was it Novenna Lol just kidding....

lolz,am a unique student o, currently reping Slt Ofrima, matric rice ke, how many bags do you need?

oforkanj1:
smartkid Wow smartkid is back!!!! Where d hell r u plz identify ur self

Nurse, am here sir.

Goodluck to you Druche, I know you will make it, you were here last year too, you will celebrate very soon.

Am so grateful to God and everyone here especially comrade Otokx, i was admitted this time around into pharmacy, am Smartkid00 from last year

Janetmc:
Pharmacy

Congrats dear, Otokx actually said someone from last year smiles into pharmacy, am happy for you. Your basic school fee wasn't a waste.

Goodday people, i will like to know when the merit list will be out, and what the general cut off for pharmacy is for merit? Just as 296 was assigned for Mbss according to Otokx.

Guys,what does rat poison taste like? I heard it's a good recipe for soaked garri, please try it,and tell me what it tastes like

Why do some ladies suddenly become very loyal at the verge of marriage, before now,she neva knew what a cooking pot looks like, Shhh! Who get omega spices abeg, i want to cook tea.

Is that a rattle snake? It's tail looks like it's one. The snake is actually deadly.

Where is Barcanista, the leader of the wailers association nairaland chapter. WANC

osomegbe:
I disagree.
Uniport will not make top 6 in Nigeria.

Shhhh! No noise please, we are currently the 6th in Africa and automatically the first (best) in Nigeria, go and collect your school fees from your school, because if you weren't or aren't an undergraduate of unique, then you have missed out.

#Uniqueuniport, we are just the best in Nigeria,other universities can only try,but can never be unique. Uniport has it all.

Zero

Waste of time and resources, the jambites should either embrace the new policy or try again next year.

Op, let's keep our fingers crossed and watch how the new government delivers their campaign promises, unnecessary criticism will never change the fact Pmb is in charge now, even he is impeached today, Osinbajo(same Apc)will take over,We took shits from Party of dump people for 16years,am so glad that change has come, let's be patient and hopeful, the worst is over.

optimismlaz:
Pls is he back? Whats our gain as a country? Chai there is God ooooo. What a waste. I like transformation not change. All the promoters of change are all wastful. A government that lacks blue print on a line of action.

Gej/Pdp (transformation) lost,and that's it. Cry me a river.

barcanista:
Every patriotic Nigerian will admit that the President Journey to the USA was more of a National embarrassment and a complete flop. He had nothing concrete to discuss with Obama. Instead of keeping quiet, he mis-called his party name "All Nigeria People's Congress (ANPC)". He couldn't secure Obama's commitment in our fight against terrorism nor even discussed policy issues, and give proposal to Obama on how they can help him achieve success in his policies (perhaps he has no policy). He had nothing absolutely to say.

Wonder why Obama left him to Secretary of State John Kerry and travelled to Kenya? Because he realised that the man he invited is a complete joke. Obama means business

May God Help Us

He remains your president for the next 3years and some months, like it or not, 'that gentleman won Gej in the just concluded election'. PDP are the lossers here sir.

Nigerian army needs more sophisticated weapons from U.s or Russia to whip out those idiats forever.

And he only realized that he could no longer cope with medicine, after 10 whole years,is just sounds ridiculous, no matter what, he should have held on,so sad.

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prettyjo:
am only feeling the shape of the first girl,others are just there

Am feeling your shape likewise. Ukwu!

Op, can you effectively change your new house for good as the man of the house, who just settled down into a rented house, with no furnitures around, and you also heard that armed robbers disturbs the neighborhood, just within 12days?If you can't please keep calm and wait patiently,for 6months atleast before judging Buhari's administration.

Is really unfair to start judging Pmb now, give him alittle time to kick start his government fully (his cabinet is not yet ready),I think he is taking his time now(settling down)to avoid making same mistakes that clown from otuoke made.

barcanista:
ANTI-CORRUPTION:
Timpre Sylva FREED:Buhari promised to fight corruption and to ensure that all ongoing trial are allowed to continue. In keeping to his promise, the Director of Public Prosecution under Buhari applied to withdraw the N2.5 billion fraud case against Fmr Gov of Bayelsa state and Buhari's ally Chief Timpre Sylva on June 1st, 2015. The action of the DPP led to striking out of another N19billion frau8d suit against Sylva by Justice Ahmed Muhammed of the Federal High Court, Abuja on Wednesday, June 10, 2015. According to the learned Judge,
"the charges instituted against Sylva by the EFCC were an abuse of court process since they were based on the same set of transactions involved in the N2.45bn charges that were recently dropped against Sylva."
www.ynaija.com/ex-governor-bayelsa-timipre-sylva-cleared-efcc/

Fugitive exGov Murtala Nyako Free Again: Impeached Adamawa state Governor and another senior APC Chieftain Admiral Nyako Murtala was declared wanted on corruption and fraud charges by the EFCC on Feb 4, 2015, however he fled the prior to the time of the declaration. 24hours after the Buhari was sworn-in, the fugitive exGovernor made a surprise return to Nigeria. The same "wanted man" is yet to be arrested nor prosecuted under Buhari.
www.newsat247.com/2015/05/wanted-nyako-returns-plans-to-meet-buhari-will-he-be-arrested-did-you-remember-nyako-was-declared-wanted-by-the-efcc-over-read-details/
Buhari is yet to make any high profile arrest or prosecution since coming to power.

Transparency:
Buhari's administration promised to be very transparent. In fact, Baba pledged to lead by example by making public declaration of his Assets and liabilities. Till date #Baba is yet to make any declaration public. He only did the secret declaration like other public officers.

Security:
President Buhari promised to fight BH and BringBackOurGirls. Since his inauguration in May 29, Boko Haram have strucked a NINE times and killed over 500 Nigerians. We are yet to hear of any update with respect to the return of Chibok school girls.

Economy: Since coming to power petrol stations have continued to sell fuel at N120-N130 per litre across Nigeria instead of the approved N87 pump price. Nigerians have no clue whether there is still subsidy or not.

Governance:
Since coming to power, President Buhari is yet to appoint Senior Government officials like the Chief of Staff, Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Service Chiefs, Heads of Parastatals etcetera


I wish I can remember more of Baba's achievement. May God help Nigeria!

With all due respect, what reasonable achievements have you made,that has affected the life of alot people positively in your ENTIRE life? your criticism sometimes pisses me off,Gej/pdp your paymasters, were totally useless for 16 bloody years,give Pmb time man,he isn't a magician, be reasonable please.